Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 [emoji19] If you say it in a German accent, and think of Herr Flick from the Gestapo, it all sounds fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I'm never doing online dating....I don't have enough of the devious chat :^/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 [emoji19] Christ ! You get some crackers Lou ! What does your profile say ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Christ ! You get some crackers Lou ! What does your profile say ?! That she's beautiful and thinks the world of Bavaria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Sounds like he wears nylons and pantyhose. " It puts the lotion on its skin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Christ ! You get some crackers Lou ! What does your profile say ?! Well I thought it was all pretty standard. [emoji31] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Well I thought it was all pretty standard. [emoji31] What did you say to Graham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 What did you say to Graham? He's just nipped to the toilet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) That she's beautiful and thinks the world of Bavaria. Unfortunately she's a little vague on her opinion of nylons and pantyhose. Edited September 20, 2016 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Unfortunately she's a little vague on her opinion of nylons and pantyhose. Well, I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. That should make up for Lous' erm...shyness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Well, I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. That should make up for Lous' erm...shyness. Ohhhh I could never divulge that information Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.gausden Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Lou can you put up your answer please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Lou can you put up your answer please? I don't reply to these people!! (I'll pm you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I don't reply to these people!! (I'll pm you) Here Joe? Looking good mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Can Lou and the other sausage hunters maybe arrange dates with the same guys and point score them in several different areas, write a report and post the results on here? Maybe start with hibby graeme with a date in the barbers shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Can Lou and the other sausage hunters maybe arrange dates with the same guys and point score them in several different areas, write a report and post the results on here? Maybe start with hibby graeme with a date in the barbers shop? Honestly! Sausage hunters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I don't reply to these people!! (I'll pm you) I'm almost disappointed that I don't get as many weird messages as you do. Just for the fun! I just get fairly nice, inoffensive chaps that I'm not really attracted to but will happily be friends with. This is why I'm going to be single forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I'm almost disappointed that I don't get as many weird messages as you do. Just for the fun! I just get fairly nice, inoffensive chaps that I'm not really attracted to but will happily be friends with. This is why I'm going to be single forever! Our Teutonic twit is often in our area so if you see a Kraut in pantyhose walking the streets of Edinburgh best dive in to the nearest shop as he comes here for business ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The way things are going on the tjambo household I might just be joining these sites soon Awrite Lou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Dreadlocks, nose piercing and hemp jumpers Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk Do you know me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Can Lou and the other sausage hunters maybe arrange dates with the same guys and point score them in several different areas, write a report and post the results on here? Maybe start with hibby graeme with a date in the barbers shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 [emoji19] Oh ffs. [emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 The way things are going on the tjambo household I might just be joining these sites soon Awrite Lou Don't do it Ian. You love her really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Don't do it Ian. You love her really. Sexual healing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Sexual healing Do you think I'm sexy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 22, 2016 Author Share Posted September 22, 2016 I'm almost disappointed that I don't get as many weird messages as you do. Just for the fun! I just get fairly nice, inoffensive chaps that I'm not really attracted to but will happily be friends with. This is why I'm going to be single forever! You should get yourself on POF. By all accounts that is full of weirdos and their fetishes. I.................I'm not one of them you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 You should get yourself on POF. By all accounts that is full of weirdos and their fetishes. I.................I'm not one of them you understand. Perish the thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just found an app called Happn.. this is for the stalkers out there. Basically it lets you contact people you might have walked past. A bit weird.. but some amazing looking girls keep popping up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 22, 2016 Author Share Posted September 22, 2016 Just found an app called Happn.. this is for the stalkers out there. Basically it lets you contact people you might have walked past. A bit weird.. but some amazing looking girls keep popping up. Spam mate. Their all munters on it probably Seriously though that POF you get a notification on it saying "someone want's to meet you". From the thumbnail you go, oh aye ill check this out and it turns out its a picture blatantly stolen off a model website I'm pretty sure happn is where tweegy met his latest conquest. I downloaded tinder recently. I have to say the quality of bursd on it is a massive step-up from POF. I actually feel inadequate with some of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Spam mate. Their all munters on it probably Seriously though that POF you get a notification on it saying "someone want's to meet you". From the thumbnail you go, oh aye ill check this out and it turns out its a picture blatantly stolen off a model website I'm pretty sure happn is where tweegy met his latest conquest. I downloaded tinder recently. I have to say the quality of bursd on it is a massive step-up from POF. I actually feel inadequate with some of them The lass I met last Friday was from happn, and she was even hotter in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Forth one the other day said on Tinder women's number one choice of occupation when looking for guys was Teacher. So.....you can download tinder from the play store right? My lesson plans may have to wait..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 There's a reason that good looking lassies are on dating websites. They're all ****ing psychos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Don't do it Ian. You love her really. Yeah you're right, I do. The **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 There's a reason that good looking lassies are on dating websites. They're all ******* psychos. I am sure there is probably a university department undertaking a 4 year research project into this very question, costing hundreds of thousands of pounds. They will, however, not reach a more accurate conclusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 [emoji19] G.H.P Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 There's a reason that good looking lassies are on dating websites. They're all ******* psychos. I'm no supermodel but everything's pretty much in the right place. And I'm not a psycho; just really, really bloody unlucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I'm no supermodel but everything's pretty much in the right place. And I'm not a psycho; just really, really bloody unlucky Its a numbers game unfortunately Lou. Got to do the volumes. By the girls I met it seems that there is a lot of dead weed with the guys. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I'm no supermodel but everything's pretty much in the right place. And I'm not a psycho; just really, really bloody unlucky Well I am available Lou, so fancy some fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just found an app called Happn.. this is for the stalkers out there. Basically it lets you contact people you might have walked past. A bit weird.. but some amazing looking girls keep popping up. After reading this I thought i'd give it a go. Downloaded it and it's came up with someone I recognised but couldn't remember from the where then it clicked..... they sit a few rows down from me at the matches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 After reading this I thought i'd give it a go. Downloaded it and it's came up with someone I recognised but couldn't remember from the where then it clicked..... they sit a few rows down from me at the matches Well you've got something in common straight away - go for it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 After reading this I thought i'd give it a go. Downloaded it and it's came up with someone I recognised but couldn't remember from the where then it clicked..... they sit a few rows down from me at the matches "i stalk you at the football and tracked you down online" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Best app ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) "i stalk you at the football and tracked you down online" Haha Edited September 23, 2016 by auldy19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I use POF and from chatting to the lassies on there 90% of the guys are sexual deviants and/or predators haha . It's hard to get across your a decent guy ! That okay Cupid was dog egg and I got shot of Facebook so can't complete tinder again ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 "i stalk you at the football and tracked you down online" Brilliant. Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 [emoji19] Oh Lou, threse seem awful. Can we not arrange a girls night out for when you come up to Edinburgh? Surely it has to be better than this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Any news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 Any news? I deleted my POF last week, been on a few dates with Ayrshire bursd. She's nice, bang on with the banter. I can't speak for Lou and the rest, but an update from them would be good. I especially looked forward to Lou's strange messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I deleted my POF last week, been on a few dates with Ayrshire bursd. She's nice, bang on with the banter. I can't speak for Lou and the rest, but an update from them would be good. I especially looked forward to Lou's strange messages. Is deleting your account due to enjoying the company of said bursd enough that you don't need to keep your options open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I deleted my POF last week, been on a few dates with Ayrshire bursd. She's nice, bang on with the banter. I can't speak for Lou and the rest, but an update from them would be good. I especially looked forward to Lou's strange messages. Lou was sending you strange messages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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