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3 minutes ago, Morgan said:

I for one, am completely shocked that you use online dating.

 

 

 

I'm surprised your not shocked more often, being an old married man with no tv. 

 

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1 minute ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

I'm surprised your not shocked more often, being an old married man with no tv. 

 

You’re .  👍

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1 minute ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

Just keeping you on your toes. 

 

 

*I'm

You wouldn’t get close to my toes, Pirate Boy.

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2 minutes ago, Morgan said:

You wouldn’t get close to my toes, Pirate Boy.

 

Pmsl is that bad thing? i hope you cut your toe nails. 

 

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Just now, Greedy Jambo said:

 

Pmsl is that bad thing? i hope you cut your toe nails. 

 

And polish them.

 

Classy folk down here, not your sort of place.

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1 hour ago, Barack said:

Bauld's blatantly in an online gaming/swingers community.

 

Welcome back, to this thread.

 

:jj:

 

 

 

 

I've had offers but declined. 

 

Some of the sights you see though.

 

:sweeet:

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16 hours ago, Jambosammy said:

Maybe try an online gaming site ☺️

BOOBA (respectfully)  i can only imagine this comment everytime you're online 😂

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14 minutes ago, chuck berrys hairline said:

BOOBA (respectfully)  i can only imagine this comment everytime you're online 😂

I don't get it, what does that mean?

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14 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said:

I had my POF profile set to "looking for fun" purely because i can't be arsed with the small talk anymore. 

What happened next was not what i was wanting though. 

 

 

Did you get to finger a clown? 

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17 hours ago, Jambosammy said:

I know nothing about online be gaming but would imagine them to be all under 25? 

 

Burn 🔥 

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4 hours ago, iantjambo said:

Can’t beat a good Morgan/Greedy Jambo, lovers tiff :lol:

 

Indeed.

 

And, as with all tiffs, there's always a winner and a loser.

 

Guess which one is which?

 

:smugger:

 

 

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20 hours ago, Jambosammy said:

I'm female, hopefully the guys on them are not mental ☺️

Join a night or day class ! Might meet someone on the course who u like or the old fashioned way , in a pub . Least in all those ways you see what they are actually like in real life and the not have a guy stating he is a “  George clooney lookalike “ but looks like Davie Dodds 😂

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8 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Join a night or day class ! Might meet someone on the course who u like or the old fashioned way , in a pub . Least in all those ways you see what they are actually like in real life and the not have a guy stating he is a “  George clooney lookalike “ but looks like Davie Dodds 😂

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14 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Join a night or day class ! Might meet someone on the course who u like or the old fashioned way , in a pub . Least in all those ways you see what they are actually like in real life and the not have a guy stating he is a “  George clooney lookalike “ but looks like Davie Dodds 😂

 

Got to ask mate, are you actually old enough to remember what Davie Dodds (the elephant man) looks like?

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1 hour ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Got to ask mate, are you actually old enough to remember what Davie Dodds (the elephant man) looks like?

No not old enough to remember him playing but his legendary looks outlasted his playing days 😂

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1 hour ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Got to ask mate, are you actually old enough to remember what Davie Dodds (the elephant man) looks like?

 

Probably.

 

I remember using Tapatalk for JKB, years ago, James had a profile pic on his. Silver fox 😍 😆

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On 09/09/2022 at 19:48, Bauld said:

Can you ***** stop ripping it out of online gamers!!!

 

Some of us aren't virgins and our hygiene is fine. 

 

 

Arseholes.

 

Can we assume that you user name refers to the nick of your bawsack?

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3 hours ago, Pap said:

 

Probably.

 

I remember using Tapatalk for JKB, years ago, James had a profile pic on his. Silver fox 😍 😆

Who ? Me ? 

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1 hour ago, Dirk McClaymore said:

 

Can we assume that you user name refers to the nick of your bawsack?

 

Is yours a reference to the dream of having a 2 handed weapon?

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8 minutes ago, Bauld said:

 

Is yours a reference to the dream of having a 2 handed weapon?

 

Correct. Could do without the third, tbh.

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1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Who ? Me ? 

 

Aye. You had a profile pic. Green jacket on. Think you were sitting in a pub or something. Grey hair but was being generous by saying silver.

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7 minutes ago, Pap said:

 

Aye. You had a profile pic. Green jacket on. Think you were sitting in a pub or something. Grey hair but was being generous by saying silver.

Have you still got the pic ? You seem to recall it quite well 😂

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10 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Have you still got the pic ? You seem to recall it quite well 😂

 

I didnt save it :laugh:

 

Maybe your was hair spikey or kind of brushed back.

 

Does it sound like its you though?

 

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2 hours ago, Pap said:

 

I didnt save it :laugh:

 

Maybe your was hair spikey or kind of brushed back.

 

Does it sound like its you though?

 

Was the person handsome ? If so it’s me 😂

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1 hour ago, Pap said:

 

:ruiner:

Oh I know what pic you are on about. Wearing my green army type combat jacket 

( superdry)with the lapels up to . One of my mates said I look like a South American dictator  in that pic.  Looking good though.   Some Byrl cream in the hair i recall and yes it was a pub.   AND you were right the first time. I am a silver fox :) 

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56 minutes ago, redjambo said:

Hey you two, get a room!

 

Sorry, someone had to say it. :)

Only if hes paying.  I like to be wined and dined . 

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17 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said:

Only if hes paying.  I like to be wined and dined . 

"Wine me, dine me............sixtynine me"!

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On 09/09/2022 at 19:48, Bauld said:

Can you ***** stop ripping it out of online gamers!!!

 

Some of us aren't virgins and our hygiene is fine. 

 

 

Arseholes.

Shut it you smelly VL. :) 

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On 11/09/2022 at 16:16, JudyJudyJudy said:

Oh I know what pic you are on about. Wearing my green army type combat jacket 

( superdry)with the lapels up to . One of my mates said I look like a South American dictator  in that pic.  Looking good though.   Some Byrl cream in the hair i recall and yes it was a pub.   AND you were right the first time. I am a silver fox :) 

Re reading this and I didn’t have my lapels turned up ! I had my collar turned up . 😎

 

Anyway asking for a friend , what’s a good bit of advice for a first date with someone ?

 

obviously be attentive , smile a lot , though not too much as he may think Youre deranged , don’t speak about exs , be positive about everything!   Look interested , offer to pay half the bill? , don’t bore him with too Long stories with an anti climatic ending , don’t try to joke too much ?
 

actually the more I write this the more I think what’s the point if you can’t just be yourself and if he likes “ you “ that’s great if not well that’s fine too ?  People eventually get to know the real you well the ones closest to you.  

 

 

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