Samuel Camazzola Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Loving these Lou but we seem to have drifted from the main point. Any updates SF? My thoughts exactly. What's the current situation Salad? Any further hand holding walks on the beach? Still getting lifts to piping events? Is she an acquaintance of Chester Copperpot's ex? Has steak pie lady come back on the scene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Haircut like lloyd from dumb and dumber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Don't think Graham's done much wrong to be fair - granted he maybe needs to work out where the space bar / button is, but I don't really think he's done much to deserve being mocked by random strangers on a message board to be honest. A prime example of whats wrong with online dating. Everyone thinks they can do that little bit better. The guys obviously taken time to read the profile, and managed to at least put a little bit of thought in to constructing a message which is relevant to their interests in relation to his. Would it really hurt to engage in some conversation with the guy? Or even acknowledge him if only to say thanks but no thanks? Nah, instead lets post something he sent privately on a public message board and ridicule him. Seems a tad harsh to me :-\ And no, i'm NOT Graham haha!! Very mental that hibby Graham's mum is on kickback! Did you cut his hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I think if Graham was dating in the 70's/80's he would be doing not bad with his honesty. He needs to be more cryptic in his messages to get a date these days That hairdo but What would an example of a cryptic message to Lou be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 (edited) What would an example of a cryptic message to Lou be? Rancy a Fide? It's subtle yet cryptic. Edited August 31, 2016 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 31, 2016 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 What would an example of a cryptic message to Lou be? Going on her messages, a couple would be: "can I tell you" and "what is the taste of male tears". Okay, they are maybe more wanky rather than cryptic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Haircut like lloyd from dumb and dumber. Ah that's it - been trying to think who that haircut reminded me of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 A wordsmith. Total catch. Should I buy a hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Could be one of the well known vermin on shite.net... See if he sells Boaby pictures for ?10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Could be one of the well known vermin on shite.net... See if he sells Boaby pictures for ?10 "I won't send you dick pics even if you ask for it (unless you pay a tenner for them, that is)." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 "I won't send you dick pics even if you ask for it (unless you pay a tenner for them, that is)." [emoji102] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Don't think Graham's done much wrong to be fair - granted he maybe needs to work out where the space bar / button is, but I don't really think he's done much to deserve being mocked by random strangers on a message board to be honest. A prime example of whats wrong with online dating. Everyone thinks they can do that little bit better. The guys obviously taken time to read the profile, and managed to at least put a little bit of thought in to constructing a message which is relevant to their interests in relation to his. Would it really hurt to engage in some conversation with the guy? Or even acknowledge him if only to say thanks but no thanks? Nah, instead lets post something he sent privately on a public message board and ridicule him. Seems a tad harsh to me :-\ And no, i'm NOT Graham haha!! I'm with you. Just seems a bit shan, like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Salad Fingers has stopped posting updates. He's fallen for her but won't admit it to us or he's too nice to break it off. They'll be no more season ticket when you are saving for that special bouquet etc for the big day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Salad Fingers has stopped posting updates. He's fallen for her but won't admit it to us or he's too nice to break it off. They'll be no more season ticket when you are saving for that special bouquet etc for the big day. Sex game gone wrong and trying to work out the best way to dispose of a body I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Sex game gone wrong and trying to work out the best way to dispose of a body I reckon. RIP Salad Fingers She got his user name and password out of him before the end, on transfer deadline day as well. What a b***h. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Don't think Graham's done much wrong to be fair - granted he maybe needs to work out where the space bar / button is, but I don't really think he's done much to deserve being mocked by random strangers on a message board to be honest. A prime example of whats wrong with online dating. Everyone thinks they can do that little bit better. The guys obviously taken time to read the profile, and managed to at least put a little bit of thought in to constructing a message which is relevant to their interests in relation to his. Would it really hurt to engage in some conversation with the guy? Or even acknowledge him if only to say thanks but no thanks? Nah, instead lets post something he sent privately on a public message board and ridicule him. Seems a tad harsh to me :-\ And no, i'm NOT Graham haha!! I think what you are saying is that to even it up Lou should post some screenshots of messages she has sent to guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Don't think Graham's done much wrong to be fair - granted he maybe needs to work out where the space bar / button is, but I don't really think he's done much to deserve being mocked by random strangers on a message board to be honest. A prime example of whats wrong with online dating. Everyone thinks they can do that little bit better. The guys obviously taken time to read the profile, and managed to at least put a little bit of thought in to constructing a message which is relevant to their interests in relation to his. Would it really hurt to engage in some conversation with the guy? Or even acknowledge him if only to say thanks but no thanks? Nah, instead lets post something he sent privately on a public message board and ridicule him. Seems a tad harsh to me :-\ And no, i'm NOT Graham haha!! I'm with you. Just seems a bit shan, like. So this is what the world, and JKB, has come to now is it...?!?!?!? Apparently now being a hibby with a stupid haircut is no longer just cause for ridicule: either one used to be fair game not so long ago, and the combination of the two would make it a certainty, but now it's somehow up for debate. I dunno... kids these days... wasn't like that in my day... #mutters darkly in same vein for several minutes# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Salad Fingers has stopped posting updates. He's fallen for her but won't admit it to us or he's too nice to break it off. They'll be no more season ticket when you are saving for that special bouquet etc for the big day. He's been Fritzled IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 He's been Fritzled IMO. Tweegied I believe is the correct term Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 He's been Fritzled IMO. I was going to say Hutchenced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Tweegied I believe is the correct term That's if you escape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Thinks Salads been dumped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Thinks Salads been dumped In a ****ing river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Thinks Salads been dumped Nah, Chester Copperpot got jealous and hired Tweegy's ex to do him in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 Still alive and kicking lads. She took me out for a birthday meal last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 You're moving in soon, it's happening. We're getting that wedding people! Salad's Kickback stag do thread soon. :rofl: No need to get the booze cruise booked yet lads. She's been warned not to get heavy/clingy and she agreed she wouldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 :rofl: No need to get the booze cruise booked yet lads. She's been warned not to get heavy/clingy and she agreed she wouldn't Oh Salad Fingers you poor naive fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 Oh Salad Fingers you poor naive fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Don't think Graham's done much wrong to be fair - granted he maybe needs to work out where the space bar / button is, but I don't really think he's done much to deserve being mocked by random strangers on a message board to be honest. A prime example of whats wrong with online dating. Everyone thinks they can do that little bit better. The guys obviously taken time to read the profile, and managed to at least put a little bit of thought in to constructing a message which is relevant to their interests in relation to his. Would it really hurt to engage in some conversation with the guy? Or even acknowledge him if only to say thanks but no thanks? Nah, instead lets post something he sent privately on a public message board and ridicule him. Seems a tad harsh to me :-\ And no, i'm NOT Graham haha!! I'm with you. Just seems a bit shan, like. So this is what the world, and JKB, has come to now is it...?!?!?!? Apparently now being a hibby with a stupid haircut is no longer just cause for ridicule: either one used to be fair game not so long ago, and the combination of the two would make it a certainty, but now it's somehow up for debate. I dunno... kids these days... wasn't like that in my day... #mutters darkly in same vein for several minutes# Hahaha, in normal circumstances I'd agree with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 :rofl: No need to get the booze cruise booked yet lads. She's been warned not to get heavy/clingy and she agreed she wouldn't They all say that at the start. Personally your gubbed mate, your in too deep now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 :rofl: No need to get the booze cruise booked yet lads. She's been warned not to get heavy/clingy and she agreed she wouldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I think we're requirous of an update from Lou. What did she say to Graham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 :rofl: No need to get the booze cruise booked yet lads. She's been warned not to get heavy/clingy and she agreed she wouldn't Hahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry mate. I reckon you have about 4 and half weeks to save yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 He's past the point of no return! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 Is that how you all ended up in your current marriages/relationships? Where is i8 when you need advice on how to cool it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Birthday meals.....walks on the beach.... Jesus, it's like the wedding handbook! I know, it was me 17 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I think we're requirous of an update from Lou. What did she say to Graham? What size bowl do you use for your haircut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Is that how you all ended up in your current marriages/relationships? Where is i8 when you need advice on how to cool it? Give Homer a call SF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 What size bowl do you use for your haircut A salad bowl to Graham's cereal bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Nah, Chester Copperpot got jealous and hired Tweegy's ex to do him in. Haha ssssshhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primrose Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Dunno about that. I'd say there's many a person who've woke up to something in the morning that they'd rather have not, thanks to the "false pics" provided by too much booze. Commonly known as "a chewer." That oh **** what have I done moment, You awake in the morning and she's asleep on your arm................ you'd rather chew it off instead of waking her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Is that how you all ended up in your current marriages/relationships? Where is i8 when you need advice on how to cool it? Yes, so I talk from experience. You're doomed my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I don't think we are going to get anything else on this from Salad. I reckon a bump on the Being Shan thread is on its way about how he started a topic on online dating and provided his stranger pals with some good entertainment for a short while before developing a guilt after falling for a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 They all say that at the start. Personally your gubbed mate, your in too deep now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Any update for the weekend, salad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Any update for the weekend, salad? Back to your cage ya *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Any update for the weekend, salad? They're off to ikea for throw cushions before he goes to her parents for Sunday dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 They're off to ikea for throw cushions before he goes to her parents for Sunday dinner. he will pick out something he wants but she will convince him that a brown basket of twigs with fairy lights on is a better idea. He will pay for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 They're off to ikea for throw cushions before he goes to her parents for Sunday dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Back to your cage ya *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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