Morgan Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Be honest with them. Don't tell them of your phobias though, for example, if things get...interesting, after a few drinks. "What's your favourite sexual position?" And so on, is safe. Don't tell them of your fear of being enclosed in confined spaces, and of being restrained. Save that for the 3rd date... You're minging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Heck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remnants of Standards Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 His guilt hit home as soon as clicked 'send'. Pray for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 (edited) His guilt hit home as soon as clicked 'send'. Pray for him. Over a hour between messages - lack of reply may have been the guilt hitting home Edited September 16, 2016 by Maroon Sailor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Less than 2 hours til we meet. Meeting my mates for a couple first. No more updates til tomorrow at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Over a hour between messages - lack of reply may have been the guilt hitting home Lack of reply was him cracking one off and then crying about it and praying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Less than 2 hours til we meet. Meeting my mates for a couple first. No more updates til tomorrow at least. The bare minimum JKB expects is an update in between rounds, right SF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 The bare minimum JKB expects is an update in between rounds, right SF? In between rounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 If I sign up for one of these sites does my wife need to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 If I sign up for one of these sites does my wife need to know? Naw, no for a while. My Mrs friends husband done it for ten years before she caught on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Naw, no for a while. My Mrs friends husband done it for ten years before she caught on. Great, is there a code word for big tits or do I just ***** about first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Great, is there a code word for big tits or do I just ***** about first? Nah, I'd keep your big tits quiet for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 If I sign up for one of these sites does my wife need to know? Disgusting behaviour. Your poor wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 If I sign up for one of these sites does my wife need to know? She will when she swipes across your profile..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Disgusting behaviour. Your poor wife. My god! clearly the boy is extracting the urine here!!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 17, 2016 Author Share Posted September 17, 2016 Any news on tweegy? Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 My god! clearly the boy is extracting the urine here!!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk And I was joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Met a guy for a drink last night who I met on OK Cupid. He was nice. And that's about it, really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Met a guy for a drink last night who I met on OK Cupid. He was nice. And that's about it, really! Aye but did ye shag him. Its what we all want to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Met a guy for a drink last night who I met on OK Cupid. He was nice. And that's about it, really! Don't be stealing all the normal ones before I get up there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4 Part B Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Any news on tweegy? Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Approx 24 hours since his 'date' was meant to start, means he's only been handcuffed to the inside of a cupboard for about 23 hours, just the way he likes it, nothing to worry about yet! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Met a guy for a drink last night who I met on OK Cupid. He was nice. And that's about it, really! Was he Tweegy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Any news on tweegy? Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Meanwhile at tweegys house... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Tweegy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Aye but did ye shag him. Its what we all want to know Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Don't be stealing all the normal ones before I get up there! Haha, I'll try to make sure there are some left for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Don't be stealing all the normal ones before I get up there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Glad this is back on the first page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 18, 2016 Author Share Posted September 18, 2016 Out last night with Ayrshire bursd. Very nice girl actually. A good night was had by all (well me anyway [emoji3] ) Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Aye, but did ye..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Out last night with Ayrshire bursd. Very nice girl actually. A good night was had by all (well me anyway [emoji3] ) Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Out last night with Ayrshire bursd. Very nice girl actually. A good night was had by all (well me anyway [emoji3] ) Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Did you get dirty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 (edited) Out last night with Ayrshire bursd. Very nice girl actually. A good night was had by all (well me anyway [emoji3] ) Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Edited September 18, 2016 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I joined OK Cupid there the other day and found myself looking through all the lefty types and wondering who's from Kickback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remnants of Standards Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I'm intrigued. What does a 'lefty' type look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 They're the attractive, intelligent ones generally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I'm intrigued. What does a 'lefty' type look like? Dreadlocks, nose piercing and hemp jumpers Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 They're the attractive, intelligent ones generally. Damn right we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theo1874 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) Nah, lefties shoot the wrong way on the golf course. Edited September 19, 2016 by theo1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 I'm intrigued. What does a 'lefty' type look like? Beards, sandals and corduroy trousers. And that is just the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Any word from Tweegy yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Any word from Tweegy yet? "Help"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 19, 2016 Author Share Posted September 19, 2016 Not another #prayfortweegy campaign. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Had a good evening, hopefully see her again soon. Was a lot shorter than I imagined, barely 5 foot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted September 19, 2016 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Had a good evening, hopefully see her again soon. Was a lot shorter than I imagined, barely 5 foot!Wee burds= oldtracksuit=barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 20, 2016 Author Share Posted September 20, 2016 [emoji19] He was doing so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Pantyhose, ha ha, sounds like something from the 60s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Maybe he wears pantyhose and nylons and wants to know if Lou finds it a turn-on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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