Lancashire_Lou Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 As if I'm worried about that! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I've reinstalled tinder. Should be interesting... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I've reinstalled tinder. Should be interesting... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Excuse my ignorance, but isn't tinder an app to essentially let you get yer hole? Never looked into it tbh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) Excuse my ignorance, but isn't tinder an app to essentially let you get yer hole? Never looked into it tbh! I think I may have reached that point. [emoji38] Stage 1 - I need to find my soul mate Stage 2 - There must be somebody I quite get along with Stage 3 - JUST SOMEBODY TOUCH ME Edited October 11, 2016 by Lancashire_Lou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I think I may have reached that point. [emoji38] watch out for the influx of PM's from the deviants on this thread (including me ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) Hope you're just talking about Tinder...? I wish I was friend, I wish I was! Edited October 11, 2016 by chester copperpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Well, add monday to the list now too. 4/4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 :rofl: U OK ALPHA M8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 It's this pic that keeps winding them up. Which is ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 First guy from Galashiels? John Mitchell on the prowl again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 First guy from Galashiels? John Mitchell on the prowl again? but nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Dear God Lou, some of those are right shockers. I think I'll just resign myself to being single forever if that's what I have to put up with online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Dear God Lou, some of those are right shockers. I think I'll just resign myself to being single forever if that's what I have to put up with online. Even people on Jeremy Kyle manage to find love. Surely I can too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Match 0% (with kevinabox) - that'll be something of a blessed relief, I imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Fancy being tuesday Lou? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Fancy being tuesday Lou? Absolutely not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted October 11, 2016 Author Share Posted October 11, 2016 Absolutely not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Absolutely not. Bitter, man hating scum of the earth third wave feminist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) You just know that bloke from Galashiels is hung like a badger Duchess Lucinda (Barbara Hershey) to Tommy Patel (Eric Idle) in Splitting Heirs (1993).-- Duchess: ' You remind me of my late husband . (...) He was hung like a badger .'-- Tommy: ' Really? Is that good? '-- Duchess: ' Only if you're a badger .' Edited October 11, 2016 by Maroon Sailor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Even people on Jeremy Kyle manage to find love. Surely I can too! I'm sure you could easily get a Jeremy Kyle contender with no teeth. You just wouldn't want them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm sure you could easily get a Jeremy Kyle contender with no teeth. You just wouldn't want them. I wonder if having no teeth is a pre-requisite to get on that show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 I wonder if having no teeth is a pre-requisite to get on that show It must be from the couple of episodes I've seen. I've never seen anyone with decent gnashers. The thing they mustn't realise is they get free dental treatment when they're on certain benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 It must be from the couple of episodes I've seen. I've never seen anyone with decent gnashers. The thing they mustn't realise is they get free dental treatment when they're on certain benefits. On the other hand, what's the point when some other heid-the-baw will just remove them for you the next time you pop into the "community pub" for a light refreshment? A dilemma... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 An invite to a swingers club. Awesome. [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 If anything, the posts from Lou make me feel a whole lot better about the chat I'm putting out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 An invite to a swingers club. Awesome. [emoji19] Hey, don't knock it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Looks like George wants a pizza the action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 That is some website Lou is on ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 This thread is a barry read in between football matches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Here, membership is free for ladies at After 8! Free entertainment! Ionly know this because it's opposite Footlights. When out for a snout I noticed some big bald dude and a haggered bird in knee high red leather boots going in so Googled to see what it was. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 So if I tried Tinder what do I say. Hi I'm a divorced, father of two, prozac popping teacher who likes fitba and women with as low as opinion of themselves as I have of myself. Must be really good looking and like average looking guys with a great sense of humor but poor decision making skills. Happy with "just tops" on a first date so we both keep our dignity. Non smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remnants of Standards Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) An invite to a swingers club. Awesome. [emoji19] Men are literally just dicks. Edited October 11, 2016 by Politbordeaux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 So if I tried Tinder what do I say. Hi I'm a divorced, father of two, prozac popping teacher who likes fitba and women with as low as opinion of themselves as I have of myself. Must be really good looking and like average looking guys with a great sense of humor but poor decision making skills. Happy with "just tops" on a first date so we both keep our dignity. Non smoker. I reckon that would work a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Here, membership is free for ladies at After 8! Free entertainment! Ionly know this because it's opposite Footlights. When out for a snout I noticed some big bald dude and a haggered bird in knee high red leather boots going in so Googled to see what it was. Honest. Picked up a couple in Frederick street who asked to go to the After 8 club. I told them there wasn't a club on Spittal street, as I thought she was talking about a nightclub when she asked for it. When I pulled up outside, I asked if it was a pub and she told me it was a swingers club. I laughed and said 'aye right'. They got out and were paying by card at the window, when she said to me 'you would be amazed what a woman can do to a man' and then asked me to come inside with them. I politely declined her offer and as I was about to drive off, a guy walked in with an amazing blonde, who looked about 6 foot tall. Don't know how anybody could sit and watch their Mrs getting ploughed by a stranger...weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Picked up a couple in Frederick street who asked to go to the After 8 club. I told them there wasn't a club on Spittal street, as I thought she was talking about a nightclub when she asked for it. When I pulled up outside, I asked if it was a pub and she told me it was a swingers club. I laughed and said 'aye right'. They got out and were paying by card at the window, when she said to me 'you would be amazed what a woman can do to a man' and then asked me to come inside with them. I politely declined her offer and as I was about to drive off, a guy walked in with an amazing blonde, who looked about 6 foot tall. Don't know how anybody could sit and watch their Mrs getting ploughed by a stranger...weird. Ploughed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Ploughed She was 6 foot tall. Probably had more of a field than a bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 She was 6 foot tall. Probably had more of a field than a bush. Yeah, but you take the heels off women theses days and they lose about a foot Did notice that the blonde had a fantastic figure on her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 So if I tried Tinder what do I say. Hi I'm a divorced, father of two, prozac popping teacher who likes fitba and women with as low as opinion of themselves as I have of myself. Must be really good looking and like average looking guys with a great sense of humor but poor decision making skills. Happy with "just tops" on a first date so we both keep our dignity. Non smoker. I would be more inclined to talk to you with your self-deprecating honesty/humour than the topless, tiger hugging "u ok Hun xx" types you get on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I would be more inclined to talk to you with your self-deprecating honesty/humour than the topless, tiger hugging "u ok Hun xx" types you get on there. Is that you holding the mug in that photo. If so I take it all back. You're a nice looking lassie with a shite haircut. Still would tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Is that you holding the mug in that photo. If so I take it all back. You're a nice looking lassie with a shite haircut. Still would tho! I've never been more relieved... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 The mug pic is quite funny tbf. Seems to be doing it's job of outing humourless idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Dee Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 This is a fantastic thread. Keep up the good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I've never been more relieved... Relieved being the operative word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 The mug pic is quite funny tbf. Seems to be doing it's job of outing humourless idiots. Exactly! If someone can't see the humour in that then they're not the type of person you want to meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I would be more inclined to talk to you with your self-deprecating honesty/humour than the topless, tiger hugging "u ok Hun xx" types you get on there. You have a pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 She was 6 foot tall. Probably had more of a field than a bush. Maybe it was a ploughed field:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 You have a pm. *screenshots it for this thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
63,945
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.