Captain America Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Not really. What you girls are good at is, as an example, paying no attention to whatever is on the tv because your are too preoccupied with something else and then having to get every little detail explained to you because you have missed a load of vital points which tie the story together. Or even worse you want the ******* thing rewinded so that you can catch up on what you missed while sending some stupid ******* Snapchat. Ah, that feels better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 So I'm very much enjoying Edinburgh so far... [emoji41] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Graham's got a foot long type post imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 So I'm very much enjoying Edinburgh so far... [emoji41] Getting plenty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 You're safe now Morgan now that your back in France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 You're safe now Morgan now that your back in France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 So I'm very much enjoying Edinburgh so far... [emoji41] I was thinking this thread had been a bit quiet recently. Come on Lou, spill the beans and tell us all about dating life in auld reekie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I was thinking this thread had been a bit quiet recently. Come on Lou, spill the beans and tell us all about dating life in auld reekie. More to the point, how's the nookie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 More to the point, how's the nookie? She said she's enjoying Edinburgh so far. That says to me she's not had any yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 She said she's enjoying Edinburgh so far. That says to me she's not had any yet. Well get yer feckin coat on and go sort her out. Then report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Big fan of the Scottish [emoji1419] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Big fan of the Scottish [emoji1419] Is that hand signal showing length or girth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Big fan of the Scottish [emoji1419] Thanks for being so understanding. It hasn't happened before, plus I was a little under the weather....and was it just me or was that room cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Hit double numbers from tinder in the last month! The two mates took an interesting turn, a very interesting turn Not quite it's full potential but so, so close. Anyway, it's taking a back seat as I seem to be seeing someone regularly now, not from tinder mind you. No doubt it will go tits up within 6 months so I shall return to tinder to spread my seed. Was fun whilst it lasted though, til next time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Hit double numbers from tinder in the last month! The two mates took an interesting turn, a very interesting turn Not quite it's full potential but so, so close. Anyway, it's taking a back seat as I seem to be seeing someone regularly now, not from tinder mind you. No doubt it will go tits up within 6 months so I shall return to tinder to spread my seed. Was fun whilst it lasted though, til next time! you tease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 you tease Well, turns out they weren't just mates, they were best mates and they were flat mates . Now, did I mention both are BI Also, both are 21. Anyway, one invited me out for a sesh with her flat mate so I figured I'd best spill the beans about talking to both of them. Turns out it was no big deal and the one who I was chatting to off of tinder got first dibs on me, fair's fair and they both agreed. Anyway, half way through a wednesday night sesh was when I found out they were both BI. I did the obvious and enquired about the possibilities making it a 'party' so to speak.... Her -"I'd be up for it...... .......but she definitely wouldn't" So, so close! But 1 out of 2 aint bad I guess. Onwards and upwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 So, so much promise but ended up no more exciting than shagging a bursd who also likes muff. I feel let down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 So, so much promise but ended up no more exciting than shagging a bursd who also likes muff. I feel let down. You feel let down? How do you think I felt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You feel let down? How do you think I felt? Well, I hope you weren't too let down otherwise there's probably a thread on another website about some guy from Tinder, who was giving it the "I'll shag the both of you" but ended up mustering no more than the sexual equivalent of trying to get the toothpaste back in the tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Well, I hope you weren't too let down otherwise there's probably a thread on another website about some guy from Tinder, who was giving it the "I'll shag the both of you" but ended up mustering no more than the sexual equivalent of trying to get the toothpaste back in the tube. Were you watching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Why am I now getting a pop up advert for Ukraine brides on this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Im still amazed that females are now just as "bad" as guys now with their one day or night stand hook ups. Thats equality. Nothing wrong with that. Where are these females you talk of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Where are these females you talk of Tinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37735369 Be careful out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37735369 Be careful out there! Taking a big risk with that kind of stuff, simply, dont do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Taking a big risk with that kind of stuff, simply, dont do it. Happened to a FB friend this weekend dozy twat, to be fair to hI'm he told everybody he had been caught and his mates told him how to get it removed. What else can you expect from a Hibby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 You feel let down? How do you think I felt? Cmon admit it. She strapped one on, flipped you over and went baw deep on you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) . Edited October 31, 2016 by robbo1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Happened to a FB friend this weekend dozy twat, to be fair to hI'm he told everybody he had been caught and his mates told him how to get it removed. What else can you expect from a Hibby Oh dear hope your pal is ok, nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Just had my first proper psycho online.. .. amazing She managed 5 messages to me within 2 hours with me not replying to a single one.. started off nice, then a little needy... Then just weird. So i replied and it got worse. Told her I wasn't interested, and then got abuse about how I wasted her time and I shouldn't be on the dating sites if I don't want to date people... She was a teacher.. I pointed out that in the 'about me' section, she had written about who she was looking for and nothing about her.. I Told her if I was to mark this like an exam I would have failed her for not reading the question! That didn't go down well.. had to block her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37735369 Be careful out there! How very black mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 She was a teacher.. I pointed out that in the 'about me' section, she had written about who she was looking for and nothing about her.. I Told her if I was to mark this like an exam I would have failed her for not reading the question! That didn't go down well.. had to block her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Just had my first proper psycho online.. .. amazing She managed 5 messages to me within 2 hours with me not replying to a single one.. started off nice, then a little needy... Then just weird. So i replied and it got worse. Told her I wasn't interested, and then got abuse about how I wasted her time and I shouldn't be on the dating sites if I don't want to date people... She was a teacher.. I pointed out that in the 'about me' section, she had written about who she was looking for and nothing about her.. I Told her if I was to mark this like an exam I would have failed her for not reading the question! That didn't go down well.. had to block her. There's a lesson to be learnt here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Just had my first proper psycho online.. .. amazing She managed 5 messages to me within 2 hours with me not replying to a single one.. started off nice, then a little needy... Then just weird. So i replied and it got worse. Told her I wasn't interested, and then got abuse about how I wasted her time and I shouldn't be on the dating sites if I don't want to date people... She was a teacher.. I pointed out that in the 'about me' section, she had written about who she was looking for and nothing about her.. I Told her if I was to mark this like an exam I would have failed her for not reading the question! That didn't go down well.. had to block her. So....she's History before you had a chance at the practical Physical Education exam. I'm sorry. Must try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Back on tinder. Pleasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Back on tinder. Pleasing. What is tinder ? Grab a granny or snarled by a cougar ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 (edited) Not as good as I remember. Pretty dull folk kicking around tbh Edited November 6, 2016 by Mort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Not as good as I remember. Pretty dull folk kicking around tbh No matches naw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 No matches naw? No good ones haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 How is everyone on this doing or have you all been murdered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 How is everyone on this doing or have you all been murdered? Murdered me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 How is everyone on this doing or have you all been murdered? Chester and Lou may have rode off in to the sunset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Chester and Lou may have rode off in to the sunset Lou, I imagine, is already fed up with Leicesters' heavy drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Lou, I imagine, is already fed up with Leicesters' heavy drinking. Only just sobered up from friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Only just sobered up from friday Good lad. If I were you I'd get right leathered into the drink tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Just reactivated my OkCupid profile. Had an actual conversation with someone for once and now we've exchanged numbers. She's a physicist working on a post doc--my kind of lady. Guess we'll see what happens, even though I'm headed back to the States on Friday for three weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Only just sobered up from friday Thought you had stopped mate or is it only for Scotland games, certainly a reason to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 So what are women looking for in an online profile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 So what are women looking for in an online profile? Topless photos of guys. :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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