Chaps Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I joined POF off the back of this thread...mainly for a nosey you understand but **** me I wasn't aware there was so many ugly women out there! I've literally been pissing myself laughing at some of them... Absolutely brutal[emoji23] Chatting to one the now who used to go out with Stevie Crawford and is pally with oor Robbie! Should i go in at the back of our assistant manager? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Get with her then you can be a kickbacker who is actually ITK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Sounds to me like the classic "had his willy wet a few times and is now bored" syndrome. Don't worry it's perfectly normal. Get her TF and move on to your next victim. Canni beat the single life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I had that line given to me when I was younger. Then I moved abroad, and become a rep. Be a player, not the game. That didn't make you sound like a bawsac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Now Salad Fingers has had some steak pie, does he not fancy some Lancashire hot pot? Lous' hot pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 Got a text this afternoon asking why I wasn't available over the weekend (I have my kids). I explained this to her and she replied something along the lines of "do you understand where I am coming from, I mean it's hard if you want to have a relationship with someone and you hardly see them". So I finally had to send the dreaded reply, I'm sorry but I am just not that into you enough to have a relationship. I await her reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Got a text this afternoon asking why I wasn't available over the weekend (I have my kids). I explained this to her and she replied something along the lines of "do you understand where I am coming from, I mean it's hard if you want to have a relationship with someone and you hardly see them". So I finally had to send the dreaded reply, I'm sorry but I am just not that into you enough to have a relationship. I await her reply. Cold as ice bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Got a text this afternoon asking why I wasn't available over the weekend (I have my kids). I explained this to her and she replied something along the lines of "do you understand where I am coming from, I mean it's hard if you want to have a relationship with someone and you hardly see them". So I finally had to send the dreaded reply, I'm sorry but I am just not that into you enough to have a relationship. I await her reply. Shit just got real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Right choice. Back on the scene. More stories for the fine people of Kickback Breaking up via text though...might as well have sent her 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Got a text this afternoon asking why I wasn't available over the weekend (I have my kids). I explained this to her and she replied something along the lines of "do you understand where I am coming from, I mean it's hard if you want to have a relationship with someone and you hardly see them". So I finally had to send the dreaded reply, I'm sorry but I am just not that into you enough to have a relationship. I await her reply. Via text message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Great plan, she'll take that well. No risk at all. I feel that now is an appropriate time to repost this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 Her reply: "well I don't see any point in continuing with this as we both want different things". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Shit just got real. Carnage in, 3,2,1....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 7, 2016 Author Share Posted September 7, 2016 Via text message It was the only choice given that we "never see each other" according to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 It sounds like you were seeing her pretty much every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 You should've asked for the threesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Too busy bumping uglies in the dark to 'see each other'. You got yours Salad, you got yours. Then up and left. You dogg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Hopefully no incidents at Dean Bridge this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Got a text this afternoon asking why I wasn't available over the weekend (I have my kids). I explained this to her and she replied something along the lines of "do you understand where I am coming from, I mean it's hard if you want to have a relationship with someone and you hardly see them". So I finally had to send the dreaded reply, I'm sorry but I am just not that into you enough to have a relationship. I await her reply. Packed the bird in via text messaging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Hopefully no incidents at Dean Bridge this evening. He'll no' be bothered. Got the ride, emptied the recipient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Packed the bird in via text messaging She wasn't his "bird" I think from what he's said he maid it abundantly clear to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 She wasn't his "bird" I think from what he's said he maid it abundantly clear to her. I didn't say 'his bird', I said 'the bird'. Don't think she was his 'maid' either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Screen shots of convo please Mr Fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 So, in summary, we've had: SF asking for dating advice: Check SF romantically linked with a Steak Pie lover : Check SF getting filthy online with a like minded female: Check SF updating random JKB members on plot details of initial first date: Check SF updating us inbetween rides of said lady, and advising us, that yes, she is indeed, filth: Check SF updating us that he's not liking windy hand in hand strolls on the beach, and lady might be a loon: Check SF updating us that lady is confirmed as a Stage 2 clinger, and will now have to find a suitable excuse to avoid her: Check SF confirms to random people he's going to end it: Check SF dumps the nympho clinger lady...via text...and JKB gets to hear about it about 5 minutes later: Check. Have I missed anything? What have we learned from this episode, JKB? So, SF. About that date your now going to be having with Lou... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 (edited) I'm fully in Team Text with this one. Not been together long enough, she shouldn't expect anything more. Team Face-to-Face can ram it. You did the right thing, Salad. Now warm up that swiping thumb and get yourself onto Tinder. The Kickback Community awaits. Edited September 7, 2016 by Malcolm Tucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I'm fully in Team Text with this one. Not been together long enough, she shouldn't expect anything more. Team Face-to-Face can ram it. You did the right thing, Salad. Now warm up that swiping thumb and get yourself onto Tinder. The Kickback Community awaits. He'd already "rammed it" face-to-face, I expect. Or maybe not, right enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 She's trying to make him choose between her and his kids. She should bolt - a text is all she deserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Steak pie girl and the clinger tossed by Salad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I didn't say 'his bird', I said 'the bird'. Don't think she was his 'maid' either Touch?! But my point is they are not together. All he wanted was a ride or 10. Nothing wrong with letting her know by text IMO. Much better than just ignoring her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 ANOTHER twist to the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 If I was salad fingers I would update my profile about having his kids every weekend. The birds with kids will melt and gives him a great excuse to say bolt if he doesn't fancy the munter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 She have held out for one last shag before kicking her to the curb imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 She have held out for one last shag before kicking her to the curb imo. He'll regret it in a few weeks when things have went a bit dry and he's fed up whacking off to babestation on the freeview channel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 If I was salad fingers I would update my profile about having his kids every weekend. The birds with kids will melt and gives him a great excuse to say bolt if he doesn't fancy the munter Bingo right there. He'll be fighting them off. Tinder not is then. Makes me slightly reminisce about my Tinder days !! Buttering a girl up for a couple of days before the inevitable carnage. Brings out the hunter gatherer in you!! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 She'll be back on the text within a few days 'Sorry, I was just hurt that you didn't want to see me. Want to come over for dinner during the week?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Bingo right there. He'll be fighting them off. Tinder not is then. Makes me slightly reminisce about my Tinder days !! Buttering a girl up for a couple of days before the inevitable carnage. Brings out the hunter gatherer in you!! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 She'll be back on the text within a few days 'Sorry, I was just hurt that you didn't want to see me. Want to come over for dinner during the week?' For steak pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Cannae beat a bit LTiP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Steak pie girl and the clinger tossed by Salad Mods, make this the thread title and bang this in the classics, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Her reply: "well I don't see any point in continuing with this as we both want different things". In other words she's had a side ride the whole time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Maybe it's a sign of age but I'd go with the one promising food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 SF can we have pics of the dirty burd now that she has been binned? and before she commits any revenge crimes, it's in your best interests that we can identify her to the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I'm interested to know just what being a 'dirty' involves. Did she not wash her pots directly after eating? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 The next few replies, might be...interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I'm interested to know just what being a 'dirty' involves. Did she not wash her pots directly after eating? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Is "pots" a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I'm interested to know just what being a 'dirty' involves. Did she not wash her pots directly after eating? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk She plays a trombone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I'm interested to know just what being a 'dirty' involves. Did she not wash her pots directly after eating? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Not sure about pots. But the use of only one cup is an indicator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) I'm interested to know just what being a 'dirty' involves. Did she not wash her pots directly after eating? Oh you little minx Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited September 8, 2016 by Neilson's Shank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) I think he means she wanted him to Cleveland Steamer her. Edited September 9, 2016 by hughesie27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Pretty sure it means too much pastry on her steak pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Whenever I see this topic I think of the theme tune to Frasier - the part that says Tossed salad and scrambled eggs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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