Dawnrazor Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 That guy looks like he's got his photos for his Web sites mixed up, he looks like he's got a nappy on and he's sent it to the wrong site.......that sounded funnier in my head.......hes a perv who'll want to Breast feed from you Lou and pish his nappy and get you to change it.......feck you don't half attract them.....hiccup....I'm off to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 That guy looks like he's got his photos for his Web sites mixed up, he looks like he's got a nappy on and he's sent it to the wrong site.......that sounded funnier in my head.......hes a perv who'll want to Breast feed from you Lou and pish his nappy and get you to change it.......feck you don't half attract them.....hiccup....I'm off to bed. Hahahahaha. Dont go man. Made sense to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Looks like a baby blowfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Has to be a hibbie Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Still going great. [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Still going great. [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Still going great. [emoji19] You must be absolutely dripping with all these messages you're getting. How many of them have you done the nasty with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 You must be absolutely dripping with all these messages you're getting. How many of them have you done the nasty with? I'm not entirely sure I can even remember what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I'm not entirely sure I can even remember what to do. Just pretend you're Seabiscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I'm not entirely sure I can even remember what to do. I'm about an hour away if you need a wee refresher course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I'm about an hour away if you need a wee refresher course Do you have a greenhouse though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Do you have a greenhouse though? No but the neighbours have one and they're away, we can use that......I'll nip upstairs and give the boaby a run under the tap, I'm good that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) No but the neighbours have one and they're away, we can use that......I'll nip upstairs and give the boaby a run under the tap, I'm good that way ffs Edited August 28, 2016 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just pretend you're Seabiscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 No but the neighbours have one and they're away, we can use that......I'll nip upstairs and give the boaby a run under the tap, I'm good that way :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 [emoji19] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Loving these Lou but we seem to have drifted from the main point. Any updates SF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 [emoji19] He doesn't need to send you "dick picks" Lou, just go to the "Annoying Facebook Behaviour" thread and there's pics of the biggest dick you're likley to come across there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 What kind of questions do you get asked to be a match ? It could be like that advert - Are you a vegetarian and end up getting matched with a tortoise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 What kind of questions do you get asked to be a match ? It could be like that advert - Are you a vegetarian and end up getting matched with a tortoise There are hundreds & hundreds of questions in different categories such as personality, lifestlye, sex, dating etc etc. You choose your answer then select what answer you want THEM to put including how important that is to you and that's how it works out the percentages. Can't account for chemistry unfortunately. Went on a date with a 98%-er at the beginning of the year and had a great night but just didn't fancy him in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Glorious Lou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 29, 2016 Author Share Posted August 29, 2016 [emoji19] wtf. Bet if you asked him he would. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 wtf. Bet if you asked him he would. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk I think this must be in relation to my "No text speak, no racists, no tories, no posers, no dick pics. Ta." at the end of my profile. I should change that to 'unsolicited dick pics' really. I'm no nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 He doesn't need to send you "dick picks" Lou, just go to the "Annoying Facebook Behaviour" thread and there's pics of the biggest dick you're likley to come across there!! There's a picture of Neil Lennon on the Facebook thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 That Swedish guy is 39 aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 That Swedish guy is 39 aye He must have had a hard paper round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 He must have had a hard paper round. Probably the only thing he's had hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Was in both Warrington and Preston today, all I can add is it is little surprise that you are having to cast your net wider, apart from the almost obligatory couple of hipsters the majority of blokes looked like they had been outfitted during some closing down event at Sports Direct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Was in both Warrington and Preston today, all I can add is it is little surprise that you are having to cast your net wider, apart from the almost obligatory couple of hipsters the majority of blokes looked like they had been outfitted during some closing down event at Sports Direct Ha. It's the only reason I'm moving to Edinburgh; I've exhausted England of all men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseywales Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 I tried online dating for a year it didn't work for me and I spent ?145 for a year which isn't bad considering what match.com and eharmony charge. I just don't think people take online dating seriously enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Ha. It's the only reason I'm moving to Edinburgh; I've exhausted all men of England. Ftfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Griswold Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Graham looks like his pic is from shoulders up, going by the trend on this thread, I'd say it's a no lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Yesterday one of those targeted adverts you get on Facebook changed from ovulation tests to a home testing STI service. I can only imagine that's because I've been back on this dating site. [emoji30] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Please please please let KB formulate a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Please please please let KB formulate a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Please please please let KB formulate a response. I kinda feel a bit sorry for the bloke. At least he's bothered to read about me & sent more than a "Hi Hun x" message. But trying to get me to Easter Road FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Probably the only thing he's had hard Oh betty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I kinda feel a bit sorry for the bloke. At least he's bothered to read about me & sent more than a "Hi Hun x" message. But trying to get me to Easter Road FFS. Kinda sounds like you're falling for him Lou. Tell him you'll come to a Hibs game if he sends you a photo of himself in a Hearts top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Graham's picture looks like it's been taken at Saughton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I think this must be in relation to my "No text speak, no racists, no tories, no posers, no dick pics. Ta." at the end of my profile. I should change that to 'unsolicited dick pics' really. I'm no nun. No Tories? You'll never meet a good man then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 He is probably already dating his sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 31, 2016 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 I think if Graham was dating in the 70's/80's he would be doing not bad with his honesty. He needs to be more cryptic in his messages to get a date these days That hairdo but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Whether Lou is interested or not, I think this is the best effort we've seen so far by a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Whether Lou is interested or not, I think this is the best effort we've seen so far by a man. She can do better ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 She can do better ! I've no doubt she can, but this is the best so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 (edited) Don't think Graham's done much wrong to be fair - granted he maybe needs to work out where the space bar / button is, but I don't really think he's done much to deserve being mocked by random strangers on a message board to be honest. A prime example of whats wrong with online dating. Everyone thinks they can do that little bit better. The guys obviously taken time to read the profile, and managed to at least put a little bit of thought in to constructing a message which is relevant to their interests in relation to his. Would it really hurt to engage in some conversation with the guy? Or even acknowledge him if only to say thanks but no thanks? Nah, instead lets post something he sent privately on a public message board and ridicule him. Seems a tad harsh to me :-\ And no, i'm NOT Graham haha!! Edited August 31, 2016 by Erik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clark Griswold Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 looks like Alan Stubbs love child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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