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Салатные палочки

Is it you?

 

hahaha no, no its not me.  Although I am sure Lou is lovely, I have a feeling she is on a higher class of dating site, judging by those messages she has recieved :rofl: 

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Talking to a guy who's a season ticket holder. OWN UP, PEOPLE?!

 

 

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Ask him if he's on Kickback, if he is he'll be an arse hole [emoji1]

 

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Right Lou, first KB question for you to ask them:

If you could name your penis after a Superhero, who would it be, and why?

Just pray no-one says Ant Man.

:rofl:

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Ask him if he's on Kickback, if he is he'll be an arse hole [emoji1]

 

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I can't do that. If he isn't he'll come and have a look for sure. And I'm not sure I portray myself in the best light on here...

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I know which section he sits on though so I can totally get my stalk on now.

 

 

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Right Lou, first KB question for you to ask them:

 

If you could name your penis after a Superhero, who would it be, and why?

 

 

Just pray no-one says Ant Man.

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Three legs? :lol:

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I know which section he sits on though so I can totally get my stalk on now.

 

 

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I hear Section R is where the really handsome brutes sit. 

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I hear Section R is where the really handsome brutes sit.

NNNNNNNNNNo I don't believe that to be true...

 

 

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chester copperpot

my money on Chester Copperpot

 

:pleasing:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

No way am I interested in dating some old boiler from the Lancashire area.

 

No offence Lou.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

No way am I interested in dating some old boiler from the Lancashire area.

No offence Lou.

You didn't need the last line.

 

How could she ever have taken offence at that?

 

:lol:

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You didn't need the last line.

 

How could she ever have taken offence at that?

 

:lol:

That's a chat up line from where I'm from. Inbox me, Chester

 

 

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hahaha no, no its not me. Although I am sure Lou is lovely, I have a feeling she is on a higher class of dating site, judging by those messages she has recieved :rofl:

Ashley Madison?

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That's a chat up line from where I'm from. Inbox me, Chester

 

 

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Done.

 

Nando's? X

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That's a chat up line from where I'm from. Inbox me, Chester

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Inbox me :cornette:

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Done.

 

Nando's? X

A KFC for people who can use cutlery. I'm sold xx

 

 

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My favourite chat up line when I first moved to England was;

 

Awricht?

Yeh..where you from then?

Scoatlund

So your Scottish then?

Aye...have you got oany Scottish in you?

Nah.

Want some?

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A KFC for people who can use cutlery. I'm sold xx

 

 

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You use cutlery in Nando's? What's wrong with you, are you middle class?

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My favourite chat up line when I first moved to England was;

 

Awricht?

Yeh..where you from then?

Scoatlund

So your Scottish then?

Aye...have you got oany Scottish in you?

Nah.

Want some?

Were you successful with that gem?

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Were you successful with that gem?

Now and again.

I did convince one woman at an Almighty gig at the Riverside in Newcastle that I was the drummers brother, her husband was working on the rings, I ended up in a house in Wallsend, I was 19 she was about 30, I learned a thing or two that night.

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Now and again.

I did convince one woman at an Almighty gig at the Riverside in Newcastle that I was the drummers brother, her husband was working on the rings, I ended up in a house in Wallsend, I was 19 she was about 30, I learned a thing or two that night.

Like maths and chemistry and art?

 

That sort of thing?

 

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Now and again.

I did convince one woman at an Almighty gig at the Riverside in Newcastle that I was the drummers brother, her husband was working on the rings, I ended up in a house in Wallsend, I was 19 she was about 30, I learned a thing or two that night.

 

Sounds painful, for both of you.

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Tried that OK Cupid . It's crap. Back to good old POF

Least you're guaranteed your hole if nothing else.

 

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Great.

Looks like one of these guys in an 80's thriller, looks average enough,but his secret turns the movie. Ex wife buried on the golf course.

 

 

Maybe that's what he wants to tell you.

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Sure. That's what y'all want a picture of me for.

 

I like OK Cupid. If you answer enough of the questions you can get some well thought out matches plus you can filter messages from people who use less than a few words in their opening message. GTF with your "hi hun x" chat.

 

 

 

 

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We've already seen you looking like a manic serial killer in a Christmas jersey.

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We've already seen you looking like a manic serial killer in a Christmas jersey.

It's a strong look.

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It's a strong look.

 

A strong woman with a soft heart.

 

I can only guess at the extent of your nightmare in trying to meet witless men, so good luck.

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chester copperpot

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I'm so sexy a monkey doesn't look at me?

 

Confusing.

 

:lol:

 

I think I know this *****. Seriously. Is he from Southside Lou?

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:lol:

 

I think I know this *****. Seriously. Is he from Southside Lou?

Not a clue. Funnily enough I haven't replied. Topless AND 0% match? What a combo.

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