Prince Buaben Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) after such attitude you, guys, complain about girls who want rich men? Edited August 17, 2016 by Prince Buaben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 This is gonna be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Today could be a good day on this thread. I can feel it in my salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 after such attitude you, guys, complain about girls who want rich men? Steak pie is a Jambo after all. Her 34 year old son is after the salad boy big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 after such attitude you, guys, complain about girls who want rich men? If money doesn't matter probably best staying off the poker sites. Also why the keen interest in property prices in London post brexit if money doesn't matter? Or investing in real estate? Zurich is also an interesting location for someone who doesn't care about money. Can I ask why you have joined multiple forums over the past month, posting 1 or 2 things then retiring, never to be seen again? Seems like odd behaviour It seems like money is quite high on your agenda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 If money doesn't matter probably best staying off the poker sites. Also why the keen interest in property prices in London post brexit if money doesn't matter? Or investing in real estate? Zurich is also an interesting location for someone who doesn't care about money. Can I ask why you have joined multiple forums over the past month, posting 1 or 2 things then retiring, never to be seen again? Seems like odd behaviour It seems like money is quite high on your agenda Good post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 after such attitude you, guys, complain about girls who want rich men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Pretty sure jonesalice is a bot guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Pretty sure jonesalice is a bot guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 The thing that's winding me up right now . Everyone's phone has a bloody good camera on it until they take a picture for the purpose of online dating. If it's a fuzzy grainy pic then they are hiding something for sure !! It's a swipe left from me for poor photography !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Any update SF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Come on then SF what's on the cards for this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 One more night of fun then, after the obligatory morning gam, Salad waps out the old 'Its not you, it's me'. She storms out screaming about how's she's already booked the hall and caterers and its on to the next one for old SF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 One more night of fun then, after the obligatory morning gam, Salad waps out the old 'Its not you, it's me'. She storms out screaming about how's she's already booked the hall and caterers and its on to the next one for old SF. It's all gone quiet on the gam report. Maybe salads lettuce has gone a bit limp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 One more night of fun then, after the obligatory morning gam, Salad waps out the old 'Its not you, it's me'. She storms out screaming about how's she's already booked the hall and caterers and its on to the next one for old SF. I dunno, Salad's the one on a forum talking about marriage.... I reckon it'll be the other way round. He'll be smitten and she'll be all "actually, my ex has just been in touch, we're going to give it another go..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I dunno, Salad's the one on a forum talking about marriage.... I reckon it'll be the other way round. He'll be smitten and she'll be all "actually, my ex has just been in touch, we're going to give it another go..." Chesters' like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 I dunno, Salad's the one on a forum talking about marriage.... I reckon it'll be the other way round. He'll be smitten and she'll be all "actually, my ex has just been in touch, we're going to give it another go..."Wait, wait when did I mention marriage [emoji15]. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Chesters' like Coffee sprayed. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Friday Night. Filthy filie or football, monsieur doigts de salade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I'll be honest she's a dirty not marriage material obviously but she'll do for now. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk OK, OK so I'll give you that you said not marriage material but you must have thought about it to have said that :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo316 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) OK, OK so I'll give you that you said not marriage material but you must have thought about it to have said that :-) I think a few of us mentioned it and not him to be fair including me suggesting Tynecastle does excellent weddings haha Edited August 19, 2016 by Jambo316 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Coffee sprayed. Cheers. Absolutely welcome mate. I pished myself at my own comment. How sad is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Friday Night. Filthy filie or football, monsieur doigts de salade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 What's the current state of play with this? Have things gone quiet as they've now become serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Chesters' like Haha how did I miss this. One thing I will definitely not be doing is going to back to that psycho bitch. Plus my new bird is much younger and prettier than my ex. Winner winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo316 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Haha how did I miss this. One thing I will definitely not be doing is going to back to that psycho bitch. Plus my new bird is much younger and prettier than my ex. Winner winner bitter much? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Haha how did I miss this. One thing I will definitely not be doing is going to back to that psycho bitch. Plus my new bird is much younger and prettier than my ex. Winner winner CC in bed tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 bitter much? haha Not at all mate. As mother to my 2 children I wish her all the happiness in the world. Its her new fella I feel sorry for as he's got it all to come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Have reactivated my profile tonight. I feel left out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Have reactivated my profile tonight. I feel left out. This could get interesting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 This could get interesting? Group hug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Group tug? Ftfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Regular updatez plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 This could get interesting? No tinder of POF for me yet though; not quite that desperate yet. (Give me a fortnight) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Ftfy. Someone's on good form tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Right Lou, don't do a Salad and dingy us after a couple of days. Every exchanged message please. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Drop young Salad a PM, Lou. He's quite the gent. I'm shit at short-crust pastry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Right Lou, don't do a Salad and dingy us after a couple of days. Every exchanged message please. Thanks. Live-streaming. THE WORKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Live-streaming. THE WORKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Live-streaming. THE WORKS. Can we get it on Kodi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Haha how did I miss this. One thing I will definitely not be doing is going to back to that psycho bitch. Plus my new bird is much younger and prettier than my ex. Winner winner Left him in a puddle of tears and snotters type post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Left him in a puddle of tears and snotters type post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 I'm not a tactile person, as she found out yesterday when she tried to hold my hand on a walk down the beach. Scenes ensued as she asked me if I didn't like her and me trying to explain it away as me possibly having aspergers and not enjoying the act of holding hands. I honestly don't enjoy holding hands or any of the touchy feely stuff that comes with it. I also have a habit of walking ahead of people, usually leaving my kids and even ex girlfriends in my wake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 The first cracks appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Women do my tits in like. Met a girl from the weeg yesterday, blonde and done up, too much for my liking but she had gorgeous blue eyes.anyway had a coffee and chat, banter was good and we said we would go on another date. I'm outside Dunfermline and separated for three months with a 6 and 8 year old boy and girl, she's 43 with a 19 year old daughter. Went in for a kiss a we left , she got in first and I thought happy days, then today she spouts pish about instant connection and all that. She was pretty and in shape for 43 but me needing to take a trowel to get access to her lips would have got to me eventually. Bottom line, why send mixed messages to mess my head up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 I'm not a tactile person, as she found out yesterday when she tried to hold my hand on a walk down the beach. Scenes ensued as she asked me if I didn't like her and me trying to explain it away as me possibly having aspergers and not enjoying the act of holding hands. I honestly don't enjoy holding hands or any of the touchy feely stuff that comes with it. I also have a habit of walking ahead of people, usually leaving my kids and even ex girlfriends in my wake I could see why she thought u didn't like her lol. She sounds really keen on u mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 I'm not a tactile person, as she found out yesterday when she tried to hold my hand on a walk down the beach. Scenes ensued as she asked me if I didn't like her and me trying to explain it away as me possibly having aspergers and not enjoying the act of holding hands. I honestly don't enjoy holding hands or any of the touchy feely stuff that comes with it. I also have a habit of walking ahead of people, usually leaving my kids and even ex girlfriends in my wake Your updates have been pish btw. At least 10 per day or gtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 The first cracks appear. See when they say, don't ever say to a girl "it's not you, it's me"? Nine times out of ten IT IS me. Your updates have been pish btw. At least 10 per day or gtf I honestly wish I could give more regular, interesting updates but I can't. I'm hoping Lou can now provide updates on her exploits to take the pressure off me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 I'm not a tactile person, as she found out yesterday when she tried to hold my hand on a walk down the beach. Scenes ensued as she asked me if I didn't like her and me trying to explain it away as me possibly having aspergers and not enjoying the act of holding hands. I honestly don't enjoy holding hands or any of the touchy feely stuff that comes with it. I also have a habit of walking ahead of people, usually leaving my kids and even ex girlfriends in my wake Haha - I've been know to do that. The Mrs thinks I'm embarrassed to be with her or that I've converted to Islam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Haha - I've been know to do that. The Mrs thinks I'm embarrassed to be with her or that I've converted to Islam... I actually do that too. Must be a Hearts thing. Chesters like 'ride it 'til it smokes'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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