John Findlay Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Find you need to use them regularly yourself do you? All the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Come on Alwayssunnyingorgie, you're honestly gonna pass up the potential chance of a 3 way and the chance to blag this girl, cos her pal is a bit of a Billy Bunter? Turn up, entertain them and hope that by the end of the night they're riding you like a tandem bike. Worst case scenario, she's trying to hook you up with ugly pal. Try and politely get out of it, tell the girl you like you've only got eyes for her, and least you've got a fall back ride if she tells you to bolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Come on Alwayssunnyingorgie, you're honestly gonna pass up the potential chance of a 3 way and the chance to blag this girl, cos her pal is a bit of a Billy Bunter? Turn up, entertain them and hope that by the end of the night they're riding you like a tandem bike. Worst case scenario, she's trying to hook you up with ugly pal. Try and politely get out of it, tell the girl you like you've only got eyes for her, and least you've got a fall back ride if she tells you to bolt. Delicate last sentence Locky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Delicate last sentence Locky Straight up advice mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Straight up advice mate. Yep, always good to have a plan b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Brick where are you?? Someone with your recent expertise is required to give Alwayssunnyingorgie a wee pep talk.Just caught up with it. Definitely nono to the pic of yer boaby, once your pic is on someone else's phone it can end up anywhere. Pics of her jubblies are fine though. Best advice..just be honest and say you really like her what about a drink/coffee/bunch of caramels sometime. If she knocks you back so what, there will be plenty bursds willing to hear your chat and want to go out with you. Knock backs from bursds just give you character and reference points. Never let a knock back get you down. Plenty of compliments, a bit flirty banter and she'll be putty in your hands. You will never know unless you ask. Have a look at pof and you'll see just how many single bursds are after a man. Better to lose trying than not trying and never winning. Disclaimer. Past performance is not indicative of future performance and you may lose all of your investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 My boyfriend - who I met on OK Cupid thanks to this very thread - is now living with me. We're off to York for a mini-break next week and to Berlin in September. We've met the parents and I'm happier than I've ever been in my life! Anyway, back to the smut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Woah, woah, woah! We've come up with ANOTHER Dating success? Yup! I'd never have signed up to OK Cupid but I found this thread hilarious so I thought I'd give it a go for a laugh. Worked out well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 My boyfriend - who I met on OK Cupid thanks to this very thread - is now living with me. We're off to York for a mini-break next week and to Berlin in September. We've met the parents and I'm happier than I've ever been in my life! Anyway, back to the smut! Another notch on the JKB bedpost, we just need to cut out the murders, kidnappings and sudden disappearances and it'll be grand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Get your mates on here too, if they're after advice. Think Riddley's going to be looking soon for some female company... Has anyone ever tried to Crowdfund money for prostitutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 My boyfriend - who I met on OK Cupid thanks to this very thread - is now living with me. We're off to York for a mini-break next week and to Berlin in September. We've met the parents and I'm happier than I've ever been in my life! Anyway, back to the smut! JKB STRIKES AGAIN Why no constant updates though? Shan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 My boyfriend - who I met on OK Cupid thanks to this very thread - is now living with me. We're off to York for a mini-break next week and to Berlin in September. We've met the parents and I'm happier than I've ever been in my life! Anyway, back to the smut! Well done, love a happy ending, this vindicates me ploughing through all the smut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I met my now Wife through online dating. The fact her profile pic had her lifting the SC at Tynie was the deal breaker!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 (edited) OK cupid staff member imo lol Edited July 30, 2017 by Greedy_Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I met my now Wife through online dating. The fact her profile pic had her lifting the SC at Tynie was the deal breaker!!!! In '56? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I met my now Wife through online dating. The fact her profile pic had her lifting the SC at Tynie was the deal breaker!!!! She is a burglar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 In '56? Cheeky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 In '56? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Elite singles....Oooof. By far and away the best site, pricey but none of the needy arseholes on the other sites and not the place if your looking to play wheelbarrows on the first date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 In '56? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Elite singles....Oooof. By far and away the best site, pricey but none of the needy arseholes on the other sites and not the place if your looking to play wheelbarrows on the first date. We talking a higher calibre of bird here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Just to say I met my Mrs on a dating site. Five years later we got married there, on Saturday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 We talking a higher calibre of bird here ? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 In '56? Quality, love this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Just to say I met my Mrs on a dating site. Five years later we got married there, on Saturday! Congratulations mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Congratulations mate. Thanks Soops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 In '56? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Just to say I met my Mrs on a dating site. Five years later we got married there, on Saturday! Moving on to fabswingers now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Moving on to fabswingers now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Just to say I met my Mrs on a dating site. Five years later we got married there, on Saturday! Congratulations to you and Mrs Boris. I see she has updated her pof profile accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 In '56? Made me laugh!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I met my Mrs online. Well technically she's just my GF at present but we are mad for each other and see long term futures with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Congratulations to you and Mrs Boris. I see she has updated her pof profile accordingly. Hahahaha..... Thank you for the congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 This thread never disappoints whenever it appears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I met my Mrs online. Well technically she's just my GF at present but we are mad for each other and see long term futures with each other. Daz and shaz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Daz and shaz? That's just freaky. I was going to post the exact same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I met my Mrs online. Well technically she's just my GF at present but we are mad for each other and see long term futures with each other. I think someone's physco bird has hacked there account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? There isint. They will feel hurt no matter how considerate you are. Even the 35 yrs old who should know better. PS. Cook yourself ya lazy so and so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? Try and sleep with their best friend and/or sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpson Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 59 minutes ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? Invite all of them round at the same time, what's the worst that can happen ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? Tell them you like nothing better than a homemade steak pie. If they won't do one for you bin them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? "Sorry to break this to you but I just got some bad news - I've got the virus." Once they've had blood tests and the all clear they'll be so relieved that any upset over you ****ing them around will be long gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I told the nurse that I have HIV, she found it funny. I've told them all complete crap to put them off and they love it, I'm into dogging and was a heavy user of prostitutes but they ain't fussed . I'm hardly a catch but they are stalking me, I had to delete pof and go private on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, dumpson said: Invite all of them round at the same time, what's the worst that can happen ?! A foursome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? Three words. "I am gay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? Give them a really bad shag, you at least get your Nat King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 34 minutes ago, Jamhammer said: Three words. "I am gay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, Dawnrazor said: Give them a really bad shag, you at least get your Nat King. Attaboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Alwayssunnyingorgie said: Just a wee bump, I've got 3 mental birds on the go and all of them want a relationship, They are aged 20, 21,35 and are all equally boring. Non of them can cook either. What's the softest way to bump them off without hurting them? You will be likely to hurt them because they have the franchise on that sort of thing but if you want to bump them, then either go for the threesome/foursome thing as previously suggested and if you pull it off great, you can then turn round and say you could never be with a female who does threesomes/foursomes. More realistically, if you don't want to tell them directly just don't text them back and also blank them on social media. If you want to turn the threesome/foursome into a foursome/fivesome then PM me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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