Justin Z Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 They exist? Most burds seem to use pics they took 2+ years ago. They do! But I've probably only met one like three times ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 You could ask them for a photo with them holding today's Evening News. You could even collect the ransom without having to go to the bother of kidnapping them in the first place. Saves on having to dry clean the Balaclava (not a euphemism). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 You could even collect the ransom without having to go to the bother of kidnapping them in the first place. Saves on having to dry clean the Balaclava (not a euphemism). Dry clean a balaclava? Is it made from cashmere or something else high-end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Dry clean a balaclava? Is it made from cashmere or something else high-end? Have you not been watching Line of Duty? Deeennnaaayy mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Yaass! Got myself another date on POF just before midnight. Was only talking to her for about 20 minutes tae. Should be an interesting one as she looks hot in some pictures and iffy in others lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngleParkMenace Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Yaass! Got myself another date on POF just before midnight. Was only talking to her for about 20 minutes tae. Should be an interesting one as she looks hot in some pictures and iffy in others lol. 20 minutes? Classy bird. Probably take it up the chocolate love tunnel on the first night. My kinda woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I asked her if it was too early to ask her out (as I wanted to go to my bed lol) and she said something like, no, that's the best way. So that was kinda refreshing! I've spent far too long talking to some girls in the past. Some of them have no intention of meeting anyone as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I think it's time we just set up a JKB profile we can all share and rate these burds for you single boys.... Anyone up for writing a clever and witty profile lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I had a gander on twitter. Two main points of interest. 1. Turns out I have very high standards despite being a speccy, peely wally, tubby weirdo myself. It's just Nope after Nope. 2. A very attractive 29yr old messaged me and outright asked to f_##...... if only I believed her to be a true human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I had a gander on twitter. Two main points of interest. 1. Turns out I have very high standards despite being a speccy, peely wally, tubby weirdo myself. It's just Nope after Nope. 2. A very attractive 29yr old messaged me and outright asked to f_##...... if only I believed her to be a true human being. The only way to filter out the fake people is to put your hand in your pocket and pay for zoosk or the likes. POF is really bad for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I'm no having much luck the day lads! Hinted at seeing someone tonight and she just laughed lol That lassie fae last night hasnae got back to me either! Nae gid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted April 18, 2017 Author Share Posted April 18, 2017 I'm no having much luck the day lads! Hinted at seeing someone tonight and she just laughed lol That lassie fae last night hasnae got back to me either! Nae gid. Have a night off, give the wee fella a rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straightfromtheheart Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I'm no having much luck the day lads! Hinted at seeing someone tonight and she just laughed lol That lassie fae last night hasnae got back to me either! Nae gid. Freshen up your profiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Freshen up your profiles I would but I've got nothing to freshen them up with! I'm sitting in work looking like I need a sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 I would but I've got nothing to freshen them up with! I'm sitting in work looking like I need a sleep. Post a picture of Jason Cummings and say it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Post a picture of Jason Cummings and say it's you. Would probably be more effective on Grindr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Would probably be more effective on Grindr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Poseidon, I had nearly completed your obituary. Do I hang onto meantime? Could be used by your best man, how you told all the kickback freaks of your new wife's oral prowess. I'd keep a hold for sure. Went back for seconds last night and she sucked me dry. Ridiculously good. It can only end badly from here though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I'd keep a hold for sure. Went back for seconds last night and she sucked me dry. Ridiculously good. It can only end badly from here though.... :Hearts Man spotrun: :Hearts Man dance: We just don't have the smileys to do your post justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 It's getting to that time of week where all the lassies with nothing to do over the weekend drop their guard and usually their pants. Stay alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 It's getting to that time of week where all the lassies with nothing to do over the weekend drop their guard and usually their pants. Stay alert. Plus the last weekend before pay. Skint and bored, the January of weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 (edited) You boys crack me up fair play to all those on the hunt Edited April 21, 2017 by Jamboelite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 (edited) It's getting to that time of week where all the lassies with nothing to do over the weekend drop their guard and usually their pants. Stay alert. Plus the last weekend before pay. Skint and bored, the January of weekends. Know your market Edited April 21, 2017 by Jamboelite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Top tip for all the online daters, once you have the girls phone number you can copy and paste it into Facebook and it brings up their profile. This allows you to look at more photos so you can actually get a better look at who your talking to. I found this out the hard way after meeting a few girls that looked nothing like their dating profiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 I'd keep a hold for sure. Went back for seconds last night and she sucked me dry. Ridiculously good. It can only end badly from here though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Top tip for all the online daters, once you have the girls phone number you can copy and paste it into Facebook and it brings up their profile. This allows you to look at more photos so you can actually get a better look at who your talking to. I found this out the hard way after meeting a few girls that looked nothing like their dating profiles. Proper stalker type shit right there. Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Top tip for all the online daters, once you have the girls phone number you can copy and paste it into Facebook and it brings up their profile. This allows you to look at more photos so you can actually get a better look at who your talking to. I found this out the hard way after meeting a few girls that looked nothing like their dating profiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romulus Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Proper stalker type shit right there. Love it It is a bit haha but it's saved me plenty time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Top tip for all the online daters, once you have the girls phone number you can copy and paste it into Facebook and it brings up their profile. This allows you to look at more photos so you can actually get a better look at who your talking to. I found this out the hard way after meeting a few girls that looked nothing like their dating profiles. Haha outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 (edited) Had a message from someone who spurned my advances after a date 2 months ago. Wonder what she wants.. hmmmm From memory her cousin posts on here... Edited April 22, 2017 by Poseidon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Had a message from someone who spurned my advances after a date 2 months ago. Wonder what she wants.. hmmmm From memory her cousin posts on here... You to pump her probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonfoda Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 where is the updates guys? (and girls). it's been ages... where is next instalment of deer girl, suzi from countdown, and the sorry I don't normally do this chat... also greedy are you still alive? plus no mention of pies. hey you guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 where is the updates guys? (and girls). it's been ages... where is next instalment of deer girl, suzi from countdown, and the sorry I don't normally do this chat... also greedy are you still alive? plus no mention of pies. hey you guys... Probably all shagged out and too weak to post, lucky gets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moshy Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Probably all shagged out and too weak to post, lucky gets. Or caught a dose and too ashamed to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 It's all gone a bit quiet at my end. A few on the go, chat wise but no plans as of yet. I'm happy to take it a bit slower now though. I was a being a bit desperate after my breakup ect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 It's all gone a bit quiet at my end. A few on the go, chat wise but no plans as of yet. I'm happy to take it a bit slower now though. I was a being a bit desperate after my breakup ect. We don't care about your feelings Greedy, we just want you to share your adventures with us to fill our dull lives. How can you be so selfish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 It's all gone a bit quiet at my end. A few on the go, chat wise but no plans as of yet. I'm happy to take it a bit slower now though. I was a being a bit desperate after my breakup ect. Well, that's not much good. Get out and about again and take your camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 Aye stop being so sensible greedy. JKB is no place for sensibleness. We want sh@gging, and lots of it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 (edited) Pahaha. Some lassie is well up for it this weekend. She lives in Muirhouse though.. I'm no sure if I want my car stolen. Edited May 5, 2017 by Greedy_Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Pahaha. Some lassie is well up for it this weekend. She lives in Muirhouse though.. I'm no sure if I want my car stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Pahaha. Some lassie is well up for it this weekend. She lives in Muirhouse though.. I'm no sure if I want my car stolen. Watch it!!! Some people's Mothers come from Muirehouse!!! It's no'her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 A hoors house in Muirhouse. Sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 It's all gone a bit quiet at my end. A few on the go, chat wise but no plans as of yet. I'm happy to take it a bit slower now though. I was a being a bit desperate after my breakup ect. Live upto your username ffs !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Watch it!!! Some people's Mothers come from Muirehouse!!! It's no'her though. Hahahahah. I'm no even gonna take that one any further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Hahahahah. I'm no even gonna take that one any further. Probably a good idea Greedy. It's a Friday and you know what that means in the Razor household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Anyone still on the hunt? I'm still speaking to folk but man there's some amount of nutters online. I used to think I had issues! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Pahaha. Some lassie is well up for it this weekend. She lives in Muirhouse though.. I'm no sure if I want my car stolen. That's not the only thing you might be missing when you wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 I myself have noticed there are a lot of fairly attractive divorcees out there. If that's your thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Anyone still on the hunt? I'm still speaking to folk but man there's some amount of nutters online. I used to think I had issues! I'm dipping my "toe" in every now and then but I got what I needed initially and I can't be arsed with the hassle of it truth be told. Running and other stuff has definitely taken over again as higher priorities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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