Amoruso_lets_it_run Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 More or less correct. What's that meant to mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 What's that meant to mean? Nonces not welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 What's that meant to mean? It means I'm in agreeance with what was said. You know the expression 'more or less' don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 More correct than less. Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amoruso_lets_it_run Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 It means I'm in agreeance with what was said. You know the expression 'more or less' don't you? When most people say more or less they mean that they don't agree completely and there are exceptions. As opposed to saying exactly which means they fully agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Getting off topic guys.. Anyone else met any nutters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Where's Archie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Where's Archie? Fending off the maggots six feet under an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Dead. See above. That's so pessimistic Barack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Sorry, yours did have far more poetic justice than mine, I have to admit. Anyways, prawny, he's dead as ****. Of this there is no doubt. I just hope his family knew before we did. Poor *******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Tough times. So who's the next brave soul to find a nutter to go to bed with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenderJaguar7 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Tough times. So who's the next brave soul to find a nutter to go to bed with? Me. In about ten minutes. Lager and wine pished. I'm fine though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Tough times. So who's the next brave soul to find a nutter to go to bed with? Maybe me, I've been inspired to join by the stories on here and feel like living a bit dangerously....more to follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Anyone ever had a "buddy"? No? Dinnae bother. A lot more hassle than you'd think it would be.....a LOT more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Maybe me, I've been inspired to join by the stories on here and feel like living a bit dangerously....more to follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 My oh my... 2 sites 3 days 19 likes 4 numbers Thursday for judgement day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The next one from the "JKB conveyor belt of love" steps up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 My oh my... 2 sites 3 days 19 likes 4 numbers Thursday for judgement day.... Any steak pie offers yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 What's the rules on this... Blow by blow or just the 'interesting' stuff? Mature moderately written summary or childish account of shenanigans? Critique all the food or just the steak pies? I feel like I'm in the midst of a social experiment so happy to oblige on what the people want to read. Who do I PM if a potentially 'dangerous' date is on the cards? What will I use as my safety word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Blow by blow or just the 'interesting' stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 What's the rules on this... Blow by blow or just the 'interesting' stuff? Mature moderately written summary or childish account of shenanigans? Critique all the food or just the steak pies? I feel like I'm in the midst of a social experiment so happy to oblige on what the people want to read. Who do I PM if a potentially 'dangerous' date is on the cards? What will I use as my safety word? The usual routine is: 1. Express pleasant surprise at the number of attractive and seemingly sane/normal women who are interested. 2. Ask for some advice on JKB about what to do and how to play it cool. 3. Share a funny about how the first one you met was actually 5 years older / 3 stone heavier than her picture / immediately wanted kids / was a bit weird 4. State slight concern and share the content of some really unsettling texts you have received between 2 and 3am but laugh it off. 5. Score, and return with full details like the triumphant hero you are. 6. Ignore several warnings from a number of posters, laughing your head off at photographs of bunnies being boiled because lets face it, you are the man, right? 7. Come home one day and get murdered. 8. Your widow may or may not log on to JKB (she obtained most of your passwords and pin codes in the previous 8 days) and pretend it's you, and that everything is alright. Congratulations on completing steps 1 and 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The usual routine is: 1. Express pleasant surprise at the number of attractive and seemingly sane/normal women who are interested. 2. Ask for some advice on JKB about what to do and how to play it cool. 3. Share a funny about how the first one you met was actually 5 years older / 3 stone heavier than her picture / immediately wanted kids / was a bit weird 4. State slight concern and share the content of some really unsettling texts you have received between 2 and 3am but laugh it off. 5. Score, and return with full details like the triumphant hero you are. 6. Ignore several warnings from a number of posters, laughing your head off at photographs of bunnies being boiled because lets face it, you are the man, right? 7. Come home one day and get murdered. 8. Your widow may or may not log on to JKB (she obtained most of your passwords and pin codes in the previous 8 days) and pretend it's you, and that everything is alright. Congratulations on completing steps 1 and 2. Good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 What's the rules on this... Blow by blow or just the 'interesting' stuff? Mature moderately written summary or childish account of shenanigans? Critique all the food or just the steak pies? I feel like I'm in the midst of a social experiment so happy to oblige on what the people want to read. Who do I PM if a potentially 'dangerous' date is on the cards? What will I use as my safety word? My demands are for as much information as possible. Wee updates from the toilet on your first date, screenshots of weird messages, Periscope of any action etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The next one from the "JKB conveyor belt of love" steps up. Not until a bursd has offered to make him a steak pie he hasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Another contender.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The usual routine is: 1. Express pleasant surprise at the number of attractive and seemingly sane/normal women who are interested. 2. Ask for some advice on JKB about what to do and how to play it cool. 3. Share a funny about how the first one you met was actually 5 years older / 3 stone heavier than her picture / immediately wanted kids / was a bit weird 4. State slight concern and share the content of some really unsettling texts you have received between 2 and 3am but laugh it off. 5. Score, and return with full details like the triumphant hero you are. 6. Ignore several warnings from a number of posters, laughing your head off at photographs of bunnies being boiled because lets face it, you are the man, right? 7. Come home one day and get murdered. 8. Your widow may or may not log on to JKB (she obtained most of your passwords and pin codes in the previous 8 days) and pretend it's you, and that everything is alright. Congratulations on completing steps 1 and 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Not until a bursd has offered to make him a steak pie he hasn't. I think that will be a bigger challenge going with the messaging that's going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I think that will be a bigger challenge going with the messaging that's going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 What's the rules on this... Blow by blow or just the 'interesting' stuff? Mature moderately written summary or childish account of shenanigans? Critique all the food or just the steak pies? I feel like I'm in the midst of a social experiment so happy to oblige on what the people want to read. Who do I PM if a potentially 'dangerous' date is on the cards? What will I use as my safety word? I find, 'harder', works as a good safety word Sent from my D5833 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Got a date? Went on the dating sites.. Was surprised at the number of normal women who got in touch I asked kickback for help (many pages ago) Chatted away to some nice ones But it turned out that several.. ... Yes several girls at my work were interested.. so.. been having a lot of fun over the last few months.. had to break a few hearts.. but kind of decided to give one of them a chance... I was just happy that someone else was giving the internet a try.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 The usual routine is: 1. Express pleasant surprise at the number of attractive and seemingly sane/normal women who are interested. 2. Ask for some advice on JKB about what to do and how to play it cool. 3. Share a funny about how the first one you met was actually 5 years older / 3 stone heavier than her picture / immediately wanted kids / was a bit weird 4. State slight concern and share the content of some really unsettling texts you have received between 2 and 3am but laugh it off. 5. Score, and return with full details like the triumphant hero you are. 6. Ignore several warnings from a number of posters, laughing your head off at photographs of bunnies being boiled because lets face it, you are the man, right? 7. Come home one day and get murdered. 8. Your widow may or may not log on to JKB (she obtained most of your passwords and pin codes in the previous 8 days) and pretend it's you, and that everything is alright. Congratulations on completing steps 1 and 2. Ah, I forgot stage 6a 6a - dissapear completely off the radar for 24-36 hours. #prayforbricktamland #butitwontmakeanydifference #ripbrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Ah, I forgot stage 6a 6a - dissapear completely off the radar for 24-36 hours. #prayforbricktamland #butitwontmakeanydifference #ripbrick Haha still alive and kicking, will be off the radar until I have stuff to report don't want to give any dull updates but I'm pleased that JKB have my safety at heart #bricksalive #loudnoises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Ah, I forgot stage 6a 6a - dissapear completely off the radar for 24-36 hours. #prayforbricktamland #butitwontmakeanydifference #ripbrick What about 9) Don't tell KB your meeting schoolies at the swing park at 11am on a Tuesday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Jesus **** the skint January horn is in full flow on tinder. If you can't pull on tinder this month, up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 What about 9) Don't tell KB your meeting schoolies at the swing park at 11am on a Tuesday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Archie was last online this morning at 10:04. Either he has been sucked into a quick-fire relationship with a psycho and is too embarassed to tell us or his murderer has been tracking this thread on his phone. 50/50 IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) Not sure what happened there - I had an update but it's been deleted. If I remember what I said I'll redo it. Edited January 23, 2017 by Brick Tamland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaths17 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38678089 are these dating sites only for the stupidly gullible, some staggering figures of money being given to complete strangers on the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 A lad I work with has announced he's "doing" Tinder and has had a few dates. Nice to see there are women out there for everyone as he looks like an obese Walter White with added BO and no charm or chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 A lad I work with has announced he's "doing" Tinder and has had a few dates. Nice to see there are women out there for everyone as he looks like an obese Walter White with added BO and no charm or chat. Or he also lies about dates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 A lad I work with has announced he's "doing" Tinder and has had a few dates. Nice to see there are women out there for everyone as he looks like an obese Walter White with added BO and no charm or chat. I don't think tinder is scratch'n'sniff so he might be OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Quick update as I head out the door. PoF and Match are pretty grim, if you're not overly fussy then PoF is better than Match as all the same nutters are on Match but PoF is free. OKC has a better clientele and the bursds have a bit more about them. So last week was all about groundwork.... Tonight I am off for some lasagne. PoF Thursday I have been offered fajitas. PoF Friday is paella and tapas. OKC Saturday i am entertaining so feel free to suggest recipes. OKC Sunday is just a coffee date. OKC Not a single steak pie in sight. I will be surprised if there's no Swiss Roll on offer tonight and Thursday. Hopefully one of these will be a keeper as I'll be a bloater if this continues. But I have a few more potential meetings if required. I'm off the sites now as it is a bit full on and some of the bursds have serious issues, mostly those on Match and PoF. Assuming I make it through tonight unscathed I shall report back... #nosteakpie #lasagneisthenewsteakpie #fingerscrossedforbrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Quick update as I head out the door. PoF and Match are pretty grim, if you're not overly fussy then PoF is better than Match as all the same nutters are on Match but PoF is free. OKC has a better clientele and the bursds have a bit more about them. So last week was all about groundwork.... Tonight I am off for some lasagne. PoF Thursday I have been offered fajitas. PoF Friday is paella and tapas. OKC Saturday i am entertaining so feel free to suggest recipes. OKC Sunday is just a coffee date. OKC Not a single steak pie in sight. I will be surprised if there's no Swiss Roll on offer tonight and Thursday. Hopefully one of these will be a keeper as I'll be a bloater if this continues. But I have a few more potential meetings if required. I'm off the sites now as it is a bit full on and some of the bursds have serious issues, mostly those on Match and PoF. Assuming I make it through tonight unscathed I shall report back... #nosteakpie #lasagneisthenewsteakpie #fingerscrossedforbrick A date every night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 A date every night! Not tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) A nice warm fajita. Mmm. The new euphemism. Tapass too... Edited January 24, 2017 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 If it looks like lasagne then she's a slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Jose Carricondo Perez Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 If it looks like lasagne then she's a slag. As long as it's not a punched one then it might not be all that bad....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresleyJenks Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 I met my missus on an online site called Badoo. Still together 4 years later. Some bangers on it before her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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