Dawnrazor Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Please please please get them fired up. I'm sure he'd PM them to some? :whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I'm sure he'd PM them to some? :whistle: Forward on best bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Forward on best bud I was dropping the hint!!! If I get them I'll forward them, if not, I've got a couple of Bonnie Langford for you!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 I was dropping the hint!!! If I get them I'll forward them, if not, I've got a couple of Bonnie Langford for you!!!! Not still barking on about Bonnie feckin Langford are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 C'mon Archie! You're not going all Salad on us are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 She killed him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 She killed him. I tried to tell him but you all goaded him into meeting her. I hope you are all happy with yourselves. You might as well have drugged him, tied him to the bed, burned him with cigarettes, wrapped him up in bin bags and dumped him in the canal yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I'm comfy with that. Anyone else going on any dates? Lou's been very quiet of late. Do you think she met up with the Hibby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 This story pales in comparison to Archies but it's worth sharing anyway. Started speaking to this girl from somewhere in East Lothian. Don't know, don't really care. But she was kinda cute and had reasonably good chat, so I thought I'd see where it went. After a couple of days texting, we started chatting about how we came to be single. Long story short, she tells me she's only ever had sex 4 times in her life. At 26 years old. I ask if she means with 4 different people, as surely she means she's been with 4 people at one point or another and she doesn't do one night stands. Nope, she's only ever had sex 4 times. A bit odd, if you ask me but no mind, she won't know any different when I'm absolutely terrible. Arrange a meeting for a couple of days later but she comes down with a bug the day before and can't make it. No worries, I tell her, we can sort something out for another time. Then she tells me she's sorry and that she's a terrible girlfriend. That I should be with someone else. It's been about a week since we started talking. ****ity bye hen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 He's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 This story pales in comparison to Archies but it's worth sharing anyway. Started speaking to this girl from somewhere in East Lothian. Don't know, don't really care. But she was kinda cute and had reasonably good chat, so I thought I'd see where it went. After a couple of days texting, we started chatting about how we came to be single. Long story short, she tells me she's only ever had sex 4 times in her life. At 26 years old. I ask if she means with 4 different people, as surely she means she's been with 4 people at one point or another and she doesn't do one night stands. Nope, she's only ever had sex 4 times. A bit odd, if you ask me but no mind, she won't know any different when I'm absolutely terrible. Arrange a meeting for a couple of days later but she comes down with a bug the day before and can't make it. No worries, I tell her, we can sort something out for another time. Then she tells me she's sorry and that she's a terrible girlfriend. That I should be with someone else. It's been about a week since we started talking. ****ity bye hen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 This story pales in comparison to Archies but it's worth sharing anyway. Started speaking to this girl from somewhere in East Lothian. Don't know, don't really care. But she was kinda cute and had reasonably good chat, so I thought I'd see where it went. After a couple of days texting, we started chatting about how we came to be single. Long story short, she tells me she's only ever had sex 4 times in her life. At 26 years old. I ask if she means with 4 different people, as surely she means she's been with 4 people at one point or another and she doesn't do one night stands. Nope, she's only ever had sex 4 times. A bit odd, if you ask me but no mind, she won't know any different when I'm absolutely terrible. Arrange a meeting for a couple of days later but she comes down with a bug the day before and can't make it. No worries, I tell her, we can sort something out for another time. Then she tells me she's sorry and that she's a terrible girlfriend. That I should be with someone else. It's been about a week since we started talking. ****ity bye hen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 This story pales in comparison to Archies but it's worth sharing anyway. Started speaking to this girl from somewhere in East Lothian. Don't know, don't really care. But she was kinda cute and had reasonably good chat, so I thought I'd see where it went. After a couple of days texting, we started chatting about how we came to be single. Long story short, she tells me she's only ever had sex 4 times in her life. At 26 years old. I ask if she means with 4 different people, as surely she means she's been with 4 people at one point or another and she doesn't do one night stands. Nope, she's only ever had sex 4 times. A bit odd, if you ask me but no mind, she won't know any different when I'm absolutely terrible. Arrange a meeting for a couple of days later but she comes down with a bug the day before and can't make it. No worries, I tell her, we can sort something out for another time. Then she tells me she's sorry and that she's a terrible girlfriend. That I should be with someone else. It's been about a week since we started talking. ****ity bye hen. **** sake. She could have let you be shag number 5 and then pissed off. Selfish cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 **** sake. She could have let you be shag number 5 and then pissed off. Selfish cow. I've no doubt I could've gotten in there if I wanted, but she'd probably start sending me pictures from wedding magazines if I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 There's a big opportunity being missed here. You could win the 5-1 thread if you snap a picture of her after the dirty deed. You owe it to kickback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Bursd from Tinder this morning, who lives in Gorgie with her mum... "Come meet me! Could meet at Roseburn Park?" We agree and she says she'll meet me at 11:00. "Oh shit, so my mum has disappeared with my keys. You could come here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Still going strong in this game. Recently had a mentalist though, lost some clothing and other personal belongings which I'd left behind at hers, that was then random thrown in the bin by her when she wanted to stop seeing me. Eh? Why not just give them back ffs Anyway, currently got a milf on the regular now and chatting to a few more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted January 10, 2017 Author Share Posted January 10, 2017 (edited) Bursd from Tinder this morning, who lives in Gorgie with her mum... "Come meet me! Could meet at Roseburn Park?" We agree and she says she'll meet me at 11:00. "Oh shit, so my mum has disappeared with my keys. You could come here?" Meeting in a park on a Tuesday morning at 11am Edit. The Cornette is for her, not you. If your getting your jam roll in a dogging style fashion then fair play!! Edited January 10, 2017 by Salad Fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Bursd from Tinder this morning, who lives in Gorgie with her mum... "Come meet me! Could meet at Roseburn Park?" We agree and she says she'll meet me at 11:00. "Oh shit, so my mum has disappeared with my keys. You could come here?" Details later please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Justin, mate, it genuinely sounds like you're about to bang a fourteen year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Justin on the bus back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Justin, mate, it genuinely sounds like you're about to bang a fourteen year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 (edited) Bursd from Tinder this morning, who lives in Gorgie with her mum... "Come meet me! Could meet at Roseburn Park?" We agree and she says she'll meet me at 11:00. "Oh shit, so my mum has disappeared with my keys. You could come here?" Interesting Remember to bang the mom as well Edited January 10, 2017 by Bigsmak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 (edited) Bursd from Tinder this morning, who lives in Gorgie with her mum... "Come meet me! Could meet at Roseburn Park?" We agree and she says she'll meet me at 11:00. "Oh shit, so my mum has disappeared with my keys. You could come here?" She sound like she's probably about 14. Edit: I see this has already been covered. Edited January 10, 2017 by Sooperstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Justin, mate, it genuinely sounds like you're about to bang a fourteen year old. Your warning has come far to late, he's probably already broke the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I tried to tell him but you all goaded him into meeting her. I hope you are all happy with yourselves. You might as well have drugged him, tied him to the bed, burned him with cigarettes, wrapped him up in bin bags and dumped him in the canal yourselves. Don't knock it til you've tried it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Think Justin is a lawyer, may be representing himself at this point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Justin blatantly on the first flight home. Get to Russia man, they won't extradite you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Justin blatantly on the first flight home. Get to Russia man, they won't extradite you. Don't fly via Sweden though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Justin, mate, it genuinely sounds like you're about to bang a fourteen year old. Sadly I have nothing interesting to report. Or maybe that's for the best. In seriousness she's a very nice girl, so definitely not my type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Sadly I have nothing interesting to report. Or maybe that's for the best. In seriousness she's a very nice girl, so definitely not my type. ...being the operative word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 ...being the operative word. She claims to be 23, and showed me pictures of the work she was doing at a ski lodge in France last month, so I'm not too worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Child labour alive and well in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 She claims to be 23, and showed me pictures of the work she was doing at a ski lodge in France last month, so I'm not too worried. Feck sake I only got to go to Gorebridge for my work experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Hahaha learned my lesson contributing to this thread you barstewards!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Anyone got any horror stories from Grinder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi123 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 She claims to be 23, and showed me pictures of the work she was doing at a ski lodge in France last month, so I'm not too worried. Interesting,think i know who it could be Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 He went round and Stinson Hunter popped out with his camera. Justin Z is still currently on the run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 (edited) Justin mate Edited January 10, 2017 by Simo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltan socrates Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Anyone got any horror stories from Grinder? This is jkb not .net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 This is jkb not .net There's at least a couple of 'out' men on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amoruso_lets_it_run Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 There's at least a couple of 'out' men on here.Jambos of all persuasions should be welcome here Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Jambos of all persuasions should be welcome here Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Jambos of all persuasions should be welcome here Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk The bigot persuasion can gtf really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Bursd from Tinder this morning, who lives in Gorgie with her mum... "Come meet me! Could meet at Roseburn Park?" We agree and she says she'll meet me at 11:00. "Oh shit, so my mum has disappeared with my keys. You could come here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Child labour alive and well in France. The less I say about that the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Jambos of all persuasions should be welcome here Sent from my SM-G901F using Tapatalk More or less correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 More or less correct. More correct than less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 The bigot persuasion can gtf really. Us bigots have feeling too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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