Poseidon Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 "Big tits" With patter like that it's no wonder your wife left you. Harsh but there is something to be learned from this post tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 "Big tits" With patter like that it's no wonder your wife left you. The patter was fine in the Context it was used. The girl brought up her big tits in the 1St place. I made a joke of it. P.s She wasn't my wife and I never called her big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Signed up to POF. Interesting times ahead...Good man. Do Tinder as well. PoF was inhabited by quite a few who just wanted to chat for ages imo.. Get chatting and make sure you do a quick coffee date first.. Saves a load of hassle. Also be aware of no full body shot burds, usually porkers I've learnt by experience. Unless of course you like a bit meat on the bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I've had a lassie send me 4 pictures of her today scantily clad without any encouragement from me yet for some reason she's not that enthusiastic about meeting up. What's that all about? And yes, it's definitely her. I've seen her facebook and I've got her on whatsapp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 31, 2017 Author Share Posted March 31, 2017 I've had a lassie send me 4 pictures of her today scantily clad without any encouragement from me yet for some reason she's not that enthusiastic about meeting up. What's that all about? And yes, it's definitely her. I've seen her facebook and I've got her on whatsapp. Attention seeking? Fishing for compliments? Who knows what goes through some of their heads. Still though..... Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 The patter was fine in the Context it was used. The girl brought up her big tits in the 1St place. I made a joke of it. P.s She wasn't my wife and I never called her big tits. Did she have wee tits? You should show us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Cant tell what she is upto until you download the photos..then i can give my expert analysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I've had a lassie send me 4 pictures of her today scantily clad without any encouragement from me yet for some reason she's not that enthusiastic about meeting up. What's that all about? And yes, it's definitely her. I've seen her facebook and I've got her on whatsapp. You simply must post them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straightfromtheheart Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I've had a lassie send me 4 pictures of her today scantily clad without any encouragement from me yet for some reason she's not that enthusiastic about meeting up. What's that all about? And yes, it's definitely her. I've seen her facebook and I've got her on whatsapp. Time to move on. Update your profile. Sit back and wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straightfromtheheart Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 "Big tits" With patter like that it's no wonder your wife left you. they are massive tbf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Any updates from Greedy? What about Brick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Any updates from Greedy? What about Brick? Took the day off work so I could drive a crazy amount of miles to see a lassie last night. I'm lying in her bed the now while she makes me breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Took the day off work so I could drive a crazy amount of miles to see a lassie last night. I'm lying in her bed the now while she makes me breakfast! How crazy were the miles? Are you coming back? What's for breakfast? Periscope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 How crazy were the miles? Are you coming back? What's for breakfast? Periscope? 100 miles! I'll be driving back after dinner cos I've got work in the morning! Bacon and egg rolls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 And I thought my wee drive out to Hopetoun beach for a wee late night knee trembler last week was a trek haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 100 miles! I'll be driving back after dinner cos I've got work in the morning! Bacon and egg rolls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Took the day off work so I could drive a crazy amount of miles to see a lassie last night. I'm lying in her bed the now while she makes me breakfast! She's a keeper, making you breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 And I thought my wee drive out to Hopetoun beach for a wee late night knee trembler last week was a trek haha Dogging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Dogging? Nope, she was from Boness and knew the area from her younger weed smoking days. I never had a clue where I was going, so she picked me up from south queensferry. Knee trembler over the bonnet, shared joint, then another over the back seats. Having a panorama of the bridges during it all was a new experience. Ah, tinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Nope, she was from Boness and knew the area from her younger weed smoking days. I never had a clue where I was going, so she picked me up from south queensferry. Knee trembler over the bonnet, shared joint, then another over the back seats. Having a panorama of the bridges during it all was a new experience. Ah, tinder. You got in the car with a stranger you mad man I need to get tinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 You got in the car with a stranger you mad man I need to get tinder Not sure why any singleton doesn't have it to be honest. ****ing thing deleted all my matches and my profile details the other week though, well pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Not sure why any singleton doesn't have it to be honest. ******* thing deleted all my matches and my profile details the other week though, well pissed. I've got a girlfriend but still want it, anyway to change the icon of a app to something like a game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I've got a girlfriend but still want it, anyway to change the icon of a app to something like a game Hide it deep in a folder somewhere and turn off push notifications. Thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Hide it deep in a folder somewhere and turn off push notifications. Thank me later. Sneak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Sneak. Not that I'd do such a thing of course. I'm a faithful boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 (edited) Who are we to judge young Locky? Well, that was actually a stupid rhetorical question. After all, this is JKB, this is The Shed, and, more importantly, this is the Online Dating Thread. Savage him. I only know such techniques because the bursd has me on a strict diet and that's where I hide my Just Eat app. Honest. Edited April 6, 2017 by Locky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Wright Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 What's the plan if one of her single friends comes across your profile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 What's the plan if one of her single friends comes across your profile? You'd be snookered. Thankfully I haven't done it. The trick with hiding it in the folder I used to do in my previous relationship on an app but not a dating one. Not proud to admit I done it, but I was in a dead end relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 For anyone not having much luck on POF my advice is to relax and be patient! Don't get too down about it ect. I go from not talking to anyone and thinking certain lassies aren't interested to having 2 or 3 messaging me at once. They are very strange creatures! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 For anyone not having much luck on POF my advice is to relax and be patient! Don't get too down about it ect. I go from not talking to anyone and thinking certain lassies aren't interested to having 2 or 3 messaging me at once. They are very strange creatures! Do you always approach them first or do some message you out of nowhere as well? I do have an account but don't use it much. With some of them it's like trying to get blood from a stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Do you always approach them first or do some message you out of nowhere as well? I do have an account but don't use it much. With some of them it's like trying to get blood from a stone! I have a wee tip that I used when I was trying to hump my way through the female population of East of Scotland. I was getting nowhere with my profile being smart and witty, so I changed it to basically say that my kids were my priority (which they were) and I wasn't looking for someone to mess me around and treat me like dirt. Because I had mentioned that if they couldn't understand my kids coming first the please don't contact me the messages started flowing immediately. I nailed a separate bird every night for about 2 weeks in a row. The mentioning kids come first bit totally changed my responses from me doing all the chasing to getting loads in my inbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Do you always approach them first or do some message you out of nowhere as well? I do have an account but don't use it much. With some of them it's like trying to get blood from a stone!I was a bit shy messaging then first in the beginning but just message hunners and you can't go wrong. Any even semi decent bursd on these sites get bombarded by sleazy weirdos so you've just got to try make them laugh I found. Then Roberts yir fathers brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 As Jack D said, message huners lol Every lassie is different so what works for some might not work for others. Try to say more than just "Hey,How's it going?" (Although that has actually got me my hole) lol. Also, when you do get talking to someone, try not to be so honest that you tell them absolutely everything! Some things are better not said! Like your ex! Or your housing situation in my case! I do get messaged from girls but mostly mingers or lassies that just want to talk forever. You get a far better quality of bursd if you do the work yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Going to another bursds house in Glasgow the night. You should see the chebs on her! She's away to the shops to buy me beer the now lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 Going to another bursds house in Glasgow the night. You should see the chebs on her! She's away to the shops to buy me beer the now lol You're right, we SHOULD see the "chebs" on her!!! Feel free to pm me a photie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 You're right, we SHOULD see the "chebs" on her!!! Feel free to pm me a photie Yer aboot then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Going to another bursds house in Glasgow the night. You should see the chebs on her! She's away to the shops to buy me beer the now lol The weej! Long way to go for a pump but looking forward to updates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 The weej! Long way to go for a pump but looking forward to updates. I travelled to Derby once, was in love as well, ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Yer aboot then. I'm always "aboot"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Henry Furst Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I'm getting the impression greedy is over his ex. Good job really as she's no doubt getting ridden like seabiscuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I'm getting the impression greedy is over his ex. Good job really as she's no doubt getting ridden like seabiscuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 I'm getting the impression greedy is over his ex. Good job really as she's no doubt getting ridden like seabiscuit He will stumble upon her profile one night and it will bring it all back to him. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 He will stumble upon her profile one night and it will bring it all back to him. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk It would be extremely humorous (for us) if they've both lied through their back teeth on their profiles and end up meeting up one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 It would be extremely humorous (for us) if they've both lied through their back teeth on their profiles and end up meeting up one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I wouldn't say I'm over my ex. I've pumped 2 different bursds in a week and I still feel pretty shitty. She's with someone else now and she's no really the getting pumped type. She'll be having a watching TV borefest with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I wouldn't say I'm over my ex. I've pumped 2 different bursds in a week and I still feel pretty shitty. She's with someone else now and she's no really the getting pumped type. She'll be having a watching TV borefest with him. She really winnae tho mate. She'll be getting pumped rotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 She really winnae tho mate. She'll be getting pumped rotten.I'm picturing the cocaine up the bum scene from Wolf of Wall Street. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 You obviously don't know her like I do lol. He's even posted on his social media about waiting for her to come round only for her to fall asleep. He called her boring lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I'm picturing the cocaine up the bum scene from Wolf of Wall Street. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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