Remnants of Standards Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Gone very quiet. Bumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 I think Salad Fingers may have been bumped off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 You all need to give him space. He's just not that into you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 'Inspired' by this tread I signed up to OK Cupid. Had one bloke ask me if I fancy going for a drink. He's a Hearts fan. I am now terrified that he posts on here and if it goes wrong/right it's all going to end up on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 'Inspired' by this tread I signed up to OK Cupid. Had one bloke ask me if I fancy going for a drink. He's a Hearts fan. I am now terrified that he posts on here and if it goes wrong/right it's all going to end up on here. What goes on in Kickback stays in Kickback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 'Inspired' by this tread I signed up to OK Cupid. Had one bloke ask me if I fancy going for a drink. He's a Hearts fan. I am now terrified that he posts on here and if it goes wrong/right it's all going to end up on here. You should meet up and tell him some ridiculous stories about your past. Then we will find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 'Inspired' by this tread I signed up to OK Cupid. Had one bloke ask me if I fancy going for a drink. He's a Hearts fan. I am now terrified that he posts on here and if it goes wrong/right it's all going to end up on here. You haven't had 1 million weirdos?! Perhaps it really is me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 You haven't had 1 million weirdos?! Perhaps it really is me. I got the seemingly obligatory message from Graham the Hibee trying to tempt me to the dark side and a couple of messages from 20 year old son from God knows where telling me have 'beautiful eyes', but other than that it hasn't been too bad. I really expected the worst as I'm not the prettiest kitten out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) I got the seemingly obligatory message from Graham the Hibee trying to tempt me to the dark side and a couple of messages from 20 year old son from God knows where telling me have 'beautiful eyes', but other than that it hasn't been too bad. I really expected the worst as I'm not the prettiest kitten out there.Perhaps it's my age. [emoji31] Or my terrible chat. OR MY FACE. Edited September 12, 2016 by Lancashire_Lou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 Was going to update at the weekend. The texts were down to a maximum two a day, usual nonsense like "what you up to" etc. Then Friday night she was clearly on the sauce and starts giving it "so..how many times a week do you want to see me then?". What? Saturday she said she was going to take herself up the hospital as she felt she was losing the plot and things were getting on top of her. Well rid......psycho patter. So now it's back to POF and madame palm for the time being. At least I can listen to the Dead Kennedys and play Fifa with no interruptions though. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Was going to update at the weekend. The texts were down to a maximum two a day, usual nonsense like "what you up to" etc. Then Friday night she was clearly on the sauce and starts giving it "so..how many times a week do you want to see me then?". What? Saturday she said she was going to take herself up the hospital as she felt she was losing the plot and things were getting on top of her. Well rid......psycho patter. So now it's back to POF and madame palm for the time being. At least I can listen to the Dead Kennedys and play Fifa with no interruptions though. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Not having a dig but maybe a wee read of the depression thread and you might think twice about calling people who understand their mental state well enough to know when they need help as 'psychos' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Was going to update at the weekend. The texts were down to a maximum two a day, usual nonsense like "what you up to" etc. Then Friday night she was clearly on the sauce and starts giving it "so..how many times a week do you want to see me then?". What? Saturday she said she was going to take herself up the hospital as she felt she was losing the plot and things were getting on top of her. Well rid......psycho patter. So now it's back to POF and madame palm for the time being. At least I can listen to the Dead Kennedys and play Fifa with no interruptions though. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 Not having a dig but maybe a wee read of the depression thread and you might think twice about calling people who understand their mental state well enough to know when they need help as 'psychos'I have posted on that thread a few times and I have suffered from depression at times throughout my life. Perhaps psycho was a bit harsh yes but why burden someone you hardly know with that? Kinda where the psycho bit came into force me I suppose. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southcap Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I have posted on that thread a few times and I have suffered from depression at times throughout my life. Perhaps psycho was a bit harsh yes but why burden someone you hardly know with that? Kinda where the psycho bit came into force me I suppose. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk I agree that it's hard enough dealing with your own stuff, never mind anyone elses, but the psychos are the ones that hide it all and their mental health issues cause carnage for all around them. At least she has a grip on things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 She'll be back on the text within a few days 'Sorry, I was just hurt that you didn't want to see me. Want to come over for dinner during the week?' Was going to update at the weekend. The texts were down to a maximum two a day, usual nonsense like "what you up to" etc. Then Friday night she was clearly on the sauce and starts giving it "so..how many times a week do you want to see me then?". What? Saturday she said she was going to take herself up the hospital as she felt she was losing the plot and things were getting on top of her. Well rid......psycho patter. So now it's back to POF and madame palm for the time being. At least I can listen to the Dead Kennedys and play Fifa with no interruptions though. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Knew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 At least she has a grip on things. Not any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Perhaps it's my age. [emoji31] Or my terrible chat. OR MY FACE. I'm sure it will be much better when you move to Edinburgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I'm sure it will be much better when you move to Edinburgh! My location is already set to Edinburgh. Ha. Nah it's alreet. Not everyone has repulsed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancashire_Lou Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) You all need to give him space. He's just not that into you. I don't feel like this post got the recognition it deserved. I laughed hard. Edited September 12, 2016 by Lancashire_Lou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) What a thread.. it's really cheered me up but also scared the s@#t out of me. Just split with the misses after 9 years and thinking about internet dating. .. last time I dated I don't event think the first Iphone was out let alone tinder etc.. Not sure I'll be posting any updates here though.. Edited September 12, 2016 by Bigsmak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Great plan, she'll take that well. No risk at all. I'll bump this post for the second time. Because I was right all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 What a thread.. it's really cheered me up but also scared the s@#t out of me. Just split with the misses after 9 years and thinking about internet dating. .. last time I dated I don't event think the first Iphone was out let alone tinder etc.. Not sure I'll be posting any updates here though.. But we can help! We have a the potential to have a 50% success rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 But we can help! We have a the potential to have a 50% success rate. A bit ambitious no? Salad Fingers has just got out alive, Lou now has doubts about her face and Chester Copperpot's ex could be Salad Fingers' ex. Or possibly even Lou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 A bit ambitious no? Salad Fingers has just got out alive, Lou now has doubts about her face and Chester Copperpot's ex could be Salad Fingers' ex. Or possibly even Lou. And Graham the Hibby looks like he has just done a 5 stretch in Saughton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 And Graham the Hibby looks like he has just done a 5 stretch in Saughton And as I understand it, any stretch in Saughton is a painful stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Best one I have is a girl I was texting after chatting for a bit on POF. We were meant to be meeting up but she had to cancel because she said she wasn't all that well after work. Not too fussed tbh, she wasn't all that so I said that I didn't mind. She then said she felt like a bad girlfriend. Before our first date. The texting stopped right there and then. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 I've just downloaded that Happn app. You know, the creepy one that tracks when folk walk past you. Looking forward to the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Best one I have is a girl I was texting after chatting for a bit on POF. We were meant to be meeting up but she had to cancel because she said she wasn't all that well after work. Not too fussed tbh, she wasn't all that so I said that I didn't mind. She then said she felt like a bad girlfriend. Before our first date. The texting stopped right there and then. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk You could have at least asked if she was feeling any better.......(seriously though that is very strange behaviour!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 You could have at least asked if she was feeling any better.......(seriously though that is very strange behaviour!) Can you feel it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I've just downloaded that Happn app. You know, the creepy one that tracks when folk walk past you. Looking forward to the results. Just used happn to set up a date for tomorrow night. May or may not provide updates... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just used happn to set up a date for tomorrow night. May or may not provide updates... Go on, go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just used happn to set up a date for tomorrow night. May or may not provide updates... You know the right answer here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I really expected the worst as I'm not the prettiest kitten out there. Nothing 8 or 10 beers won't sort out! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I got the seemingly obligatory message from Graham the Hibee trying to tempt me to the dark side and a couple of messages from 20 year old son from God knows where telling me have 'beautiful eyes', but other than that it hasn't been too bad. I really expected the worst as I'm not the prettiest kitten out there. Don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 22 pages later and more and more online daters emerging. Managed to get myself another date for Saturday night as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 22 pages later and more and more online daters emerging. Managed to get myself another date for Saturday night as well. Tell us about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 Tell us about her. Blonde 34 Nice body From Ayrshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 22 pages later and more and more online daters emerging. Managed to get myself another date for Saturday night as well. Christ, you're leaving quite the trail of tears in your wake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Blonde 34 Nice body From Ayrshire How about her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 Christ, you're leaving quite the trail of tears in your wake To be honest see since I was 21 I always had a bursd. This is the first time in my life I have had the opportunity to "date" so I might as well get a few more notches down whilst I can still pull it off. The annoying thing was started talking to this one and I thought, aye shes nice, asked her if she wanted to go out. About an hour later I got a message from this other one asking if I remember her from this Northern Soul night I was at a couple of months ago. I liked her at the time and I remember buying her a drink that night and asking for her number, but she said I was too drunk So, yeah, like buses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted September 15, 2016 Author Share Posted September 15, 2016 How about her? Total munter. She's punching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Total munter. She's punching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Blonde 34 Nice body From Ayrshire The wife is from Ayrshire. ******* mental lassies...keep away from wine. Your welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 The wife is from Ayrshire. ******* mental lassies...keep away from wine. Your welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Only bursd I 'knew' from Ayrshire was dirty as. Hopefully the same occurrence here for your sake SF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 You know the right answer here Just got another organised for next Friday too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 The wife is from Ayrshire. ******* mental lassies...keep away from wine. Your welcome. My wife is from round the corner in Inverclyde, feckin rage!!! She's got 3 sisters...feckin rage, I think Hearthill services can be used as a guide, West of, avoid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 My wife is from round the corner in Inverclyde, feckin rage!!! She's got 3 sisters...feckin rage, I think Hearthill services can be used as a guide, West of, avoid!!EditDirty though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Be honest with them. Don't tell them of your phobias though, for example, if things get...interesting, after a few drinks. "What's your favourite sexual position?" And so on, is safe. Don't tell them of your fear of being enclosed in confined spaces, and of being restrained. Save that for the 3rd date... Still getting over it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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