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On 26/08/2015 at 09:12, iantjambo said:

10 coos in a field, which one is from the Middle East?

 

 

Coo eight.

ffs - the very first one i read and know - the season a few years back nelly signed everyone i waited like a hidden tiger as signing 7 came in - then 8 - I was king for oof maybes 6 minutes

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Can't believe I failed RE, Jason Christ 🤦

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14 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said:

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7 hours ago, mrmarkus1981_1 said:

Can't believe I failed RE, Jason Christ 🤦

 

It has been pretty thin gruel on here in recent weeks, but these two made me smile. :biggrin:

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8 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said:

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What the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? 
One’s a large Australian animal, the other is a geordie stuck in a lift. 

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1 minute ago, Tazio said:

What the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? 
One’s a large Australian animal, the other is a geordie stuck in a lift. 

An oldie goldie. I once told it to a Geordie who didnt take it too well. 

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I've been eating a lot of liquorice recently.  Dreaming allsorts.

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(and yes, my fellow pedants, the apostrophe is used incorrectly and a donkey is not the same as a mule. Carry on.)

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Watt-Zeefuik
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This one requires some French.

 

-C'est Darth Vader qui rentre dans une boulangerie. Il demande quoi à ton avis? -... -3 pains etc deux tartes tatins! Tu sais pourqoui? -...? -PAIN PAIN PAIN TARTE TATIN TARTE TATIN

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22 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

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:Shanks:

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52 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said:

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:facepalm:

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Someone's recycling bin is full of Christmas Crackers.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

 

A liquor cabinet. 

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1 minute ago, ri Alban said:

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

 

A liquor cabinet. 

What do you call 20 lesbians lying on top of each other? A block of flaps.

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3 hours ago, superjack said:

What do you call 20 lesbians lying on top of each other? A block of flaps.

:D

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This just popped up on my Facebook memories 🤣

- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?

- Rhino

- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn

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A 16 year old boy gets home at half 7 after school. His dad asks where he's been and why he's late.

He says "I was at Jessica's studying".

He sits down and starts eating and says to his dad "these are lovely fish cakes dad".

Dad replies "wash Jessica off your hands, it's a doughnut".

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On 07/01/2024 at 06:32, Carl Fredrickson said:

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:lol:

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22 hours ago, superjack said:

A 16 year old boy gets home at half 7 after school. His dad asks where he's been and why he's late.

He says "I was at Jessica's studying".

He sits down and starts eating and says to his dad "these are lovely fish cakes dad".

Dad replies "wash Jessica off your hands, it's a doughnut".

Now, that's funny!

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