DixieNormous Posted December 29, 2023 Posted December 29, 2023 On 26/08/2015 at 09:12, iantjambo said: 10 coos in a field, which one is from the Middle East? Coo eight. ffs - the very first one i read and know - the season a few years back nelly signed everyone i waited like a hidden tiger as signing 7 came in - then 8 - I was king for oof maybes 6 minutes Quote
mrmarkus1981_1 Posted December 30, 2023 Posted December 30, 2023 Can't believe I failed RE, Jason Christ 🤦 Quote
Maple Leaf Posted December 31, 2023 Posted December 31, 2023 14 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: 7 hours ago, mrmarkus1981_1 said: Can't believe I failed RE, Jason Christ 🤦 It has been pretty thin gruel on here in recent weeks, but these two made me smile. Quote
Tazio Posted December 31, 2023 Posted December 31, 2023 8 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: What the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One’s a large Australian animal, the other is a geordie stuck in a lift. Quote
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 31, 2023 Posted December 31, 2023 1 minute ago, Tazio said: What the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One’s a large Australian animal, the other is a geordie stuck in a lift. An oldie goldie. I once told it to a Geordie who didnt take it too well. Quote
Carl Fredrickson Posted January 1, 2024 Posted January 1, 2024 (edited) Edited January 1, 2024 by Carl Fredrickson Quote
ri Alban Posted January 3, 2024 Posted January 3, 2024 I've been eating a lot of liquorice recently. Dreaming allsorts. Quote
Watt-Zeefuik Posted January 4, 2024 Posted January 4, 2024 (edited) (and yes, my fellow pedants, the apostrophe is used incorrectly and a donkey is not the same as a mule. Carry on.) Edited January 4, 2024 by Led Tasso Quote
milky_26 Posted January 5, 2024 Posted January 5, 2024 That will be @Dawnrazor back in the JKB pokie Quote
henrysmithsgloves Posted January 5, 2024 Posted January 5, 2024 52 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Quote
ri Alban Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 Someone's recycling bin is full of Christmas Crackers. Quote
ri Alban Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet. Quote
superjack Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 1 minute ago, ri Alban said: What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet. What do you call 20 lesbians lying on top of each other? A block of flaps. Quote
ri Alban Posted January 7, 2024 Posted January 7, 2024 3 hours ago, superjack said: What do you call 20 lesbians lying on top of each other? A block of flaps. Quote
Tazio Posted January 8, 2024 Posted January 8, 2024 This just popped up on my Facebook memories 🤣 - Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn Quote
superjack Posted January 10, 2024 Posted January 10, 2024 A 16 year old boy gets home at half 7 after school. His dad asks where he's been and why he's late. He says "I was at Jessica's studying". He sits down and starts eating and says to his dad "these are lovely fish cakes dad". Dad replies "wash Jessica off your hands, it's a doughnut". Quote
Watt-Zeefuik Posted January 10, 2024 Posted January 10, 2024 On 07/01/2024 at 06:32, Carl Fredrickson said: Quote
The Jazz Emu Posted January 11, 2024 Posted January 11, 2024 22 hours ago, superjack said: A 16 year old boy gets home at half 7 after school. His dad asks where he's been and why he's late. He says "I was at Jessica's studying". He sits down and starts eating and says to his dad "these are lovely fish cakes dad". Dad replies "wash Jessica off your hands, it's a doughnut". Now, that's funny! Quote
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