CostaJambo Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 I made up a joke today so probably no better place for it than a crap jokes internet thread..... It's a good job Walt Disney wasn't Scottish otherwise when he died they would've had to change his name to Walt Didney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 14 hours ago, CostaJambo said: I made up a joke today so probably no better place for it than a crap jokes internet thread..... It's a good job Walt Disney wasn't Scottish otherwise when he died they would've had to change his name to Walt Didney. I remember hearing a "joke" many, many years which went along the lines of ... Mickey Mouse loves Minnie Mouse, but Walt Disney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 13 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: I remember hearing a "joke" many, many years which went along the lines of ... Mickey Mouse loves Minnie Mouse, but Walt Disney. Think I've done this one here before but it's an old favorite. Minnie and Mickey are meeting with their marriage counselor. He says, "I'm sorry Mr. Mouse, but your wife has had a psychological evaluation, and there's no evidence that she's crazy." Angrily Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was ****ing Goofy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 19 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: I remember hearing a "joke" many, many years which went along the lines of ... Mickey Mouse loves Minnie Mouse, but Walt Disney. The other oldie was, "What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings but Walt Disney". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elljay Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 I recently joined an Icelandic dating app. I expect a Gudrun for my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 A duck started quacking at me rather aggressively and I think it was swearing at me, but my lack of fowl language leaves me unsure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Anyone else having trouble with these nicotine patches? Mine melt as soon as I light them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 4 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Anyone else having trouble with these nicotine patches? Mine melt as soon as I light them I accidently rolled 1 up inside out, now my lips are sealed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 The difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant mistress is you can unscrew the lightbulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stuart Lyon Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 At Glasgow Pub Quiz, the final question to win the £1000 is: Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" so what were the second two? There was a long pause then a wee Glesga man stands up and says: Was it - "Ya *******" ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 3 hours ago, Cameronstheman said: Nic got a gun in that pocket or just glad to see you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 4 hours ago, Cameronstheman said: Was this supposed to be posted to the "Joggling" thread? Hubba hubba! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Klack Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On 12/03/2024 at 19:25, Elljay said: I recently joined an Icelandic dating app. I expect a Gudrun for my money. Enjoyed this 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CostaJambo Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 What do you call an Italian who's had a serious foot injury? Roberto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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