Carl Fredrickson Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Page 4! Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ron Burgundy Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 What start with an "O" , end with an with "nions" and makes some people cry? Opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 My wife dressed up as a sexy policewoman and put me in handcuffs saying I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis. It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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That thing you do Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 09:51, Ron Burgundy said: My wife dressed up as a sexy policewoman and put me in handcuffs saying I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped. That a true story? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That thing you do Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 On 07/12/2023 at 01:47, Carl Fredrickson said: I have it on spotify. And Viva España. My wife isnt keen on that ever since a members club in marbella wouldnt serve her in Spanish, only English spoken. She was disappointed Mexico got conquered by a nation that allows themselves to be conquered by British people on the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Watt-Zeefuik Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 On 03/11/2023 at 07:29, Carl Fredrickson said: An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car… Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells, "Look what you did to my car…!!!” "You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" "Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't have that kind of money.” “Let me call my son…,” he said with hope, “he trains dolphins and he will know what to do." "Dolphins..!?!?!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man. "So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh..?!?!” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp…!!" "I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end. Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said…. "For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals.” “NOT dolphins..!!” Proper lol that one, and a lot of your others have been great too. On 18/11/2023 at 10:31, Morgan said: If you're not Scottish you aren't getting that one! Catching up but I confess that one took me a good minute to suss out, but got there eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Carl Fredrickson Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc. I'm sitting in a sofa that costs £2,500, all lovely and warm in front of a fire place that costs £1,700, watching the latest movie on a 90" smart tv that costs £4,500. Right now l'm so happy, with not a care in the world. Not even the staff at John Lewis who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawnrazor Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 What's the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and one is a command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mikey1874 Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Apologies if already posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Jazz Emu Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 What do you call a trifle with acne? Mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatonjambo Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 39 minutes ago, The Jazz Emu said: What do you call a trifle with acne? Mouse. Confused need help with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 3 hours ago, heatonjambo said: Confused need help with that Let me know once you work it out. I don't get it as well. Something to do with mousse perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Jazz Emu Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 21 hours ago, heatonjambo said: Confused need help with that 17 hours ago, redjambo said: Let me know once you work it out. I don't get it as well. Something to do with mousse perhaps? Hello. There are hundreds and thousands of answers to this little joke, and every one of them is sweeter than the previous one. My favourite explanation is that most mice have spots and bowl cut hair-dos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 16 minutes ago, The Jazz Emu said: Hello. There are hundreds and thousands of answers to this little joke, and every one of them is sweeter than the previous one. My favourite explanation is that most mice have spots and bowl cut hair-dos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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