I P Knightley Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 3 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Gives me the chance to repeat (possibly for the second time) the medical term for a fear of palindromes: Aibohphobia. Quote
AyrJambo Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 16 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: Gives me the chance to repeat (possibly for the second time) the medical term for a fear of palindromes: Aibohphobia. WOW Quote
Carl Fredrickson Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 2 hours ago, I P Knightley said: Gives me the chance to repeat (possibly for the second time) the medical term for a fear of palindromes: Aibohphobia. Quote
rudi must stay Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 Why's Stuart Kettlewell a popular manager Because he always puts the kettle on Quote
Swanny17 Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 17 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Why's Stuart Kettlewell a popular manager Because he always puts the kettle on You’re confusing him with Polly. Quote
rudi must stay Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 18 minutes ago, Swanny17 said: You’re confusing him with Polly. I'm afraid that's gone right over me Quote
Swanny17 Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 6 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: I'm afraid that's gone right over me It’s an old nursery rhyme bud - Polly put the kettle on. Sorry! 👍 Quote
Daktari Posted February 9, 2024 Posted February 9, 2024 I went to see the doctor, feeling a bit under the weather. She told me 'you'll have to stop masturbating'. Frankly I was shocked! I asked her why? 'Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure.....' Quote
Watt-Zeefuik Posted February 10, 2024 Posted February 10, 2024 Riffing off Daktari. Look, I'm not some prude, I don't object to sex before marriage. But five minutes before? Quote
rudi must stay Posted February 10, 2024 Posted February 10, 2024 Why do the Mayans support Rangers Because they've got Oscar Cortez Quote
Tazio Posted February 10, 2024 Posted February 10, 2024 4 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Why do the Mayans support Rangers Because they've got Oscar Cortez I’m not so sure the Mayans liked Cortes. Quote
Sawdust Caesar Posted February 11, 2024 Posted February 11, 2024 I told my cat I was going to teach her to speak English. She replied: Me? How? Quote
Dawnrazor Posted February 11, 2024 Posted February 11, 2024 What do you call a Russian with 3 bawz? Whodidyanickabollockov. Quote
superjack Posted February 14, 2024 Posted February 14, 2024 Can someone help me please? There's this poster on here called buster, who I don't even know. He keeps sending me random YouTube clips of 70s band the sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way, to block buster! Quote
Jamstomorrow Posted February 14, 2024 Posted February 14, 2024 46 minutes ago, superjack said: Can someone help me please? There's this poster on here called buster, who I don't even know. He keeps sending me random YouTube clips of 70s band the sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way, to block buster! Maybe some saddo with a Little Willy. Quote
superjack Posted February 14, 2024 Posted February 14, 2024 9 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said: Maybe some saddo with a Little Willy. Ooh, listen to the hell raiser. Quote
Ulysses Posted February 14, 2024 Posted February 14, 2024 43 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said: Maybe some saddo with a Little Willy. Was that an obscure B-side? 🎵 Quote
Jamstomorrow Posted February 15, 2024 Posted February 15, 2024 7 hours ago, Ulysses said: Was that an obscure B-side? 🎵 Certainly not a ballroom blitz. Quote
Daktari Posted February 15, 2024 Posted February 15, 2024 Man goes to the doctor, feeling really unwell. After the examination, the doctor says to him 'I'm sorry, you only have four weeks to live' The guy says 'What? That can't be right! I want another opinion!' The doctor tells him to lie down on the bed, and presses a button on his desk. A small door opens in the wall and a cat strolls out. It jumps up on the bed, and sticking its front paws out, waves them back and forth above the patient. After a couple of minutes of this, it turns to look at the doctor, shakes its head, jumps back down and goes back through the door which closes behind it. "Sorry' says the doc, 'Same diagnosis'. The guy isn't having it. 'I'm not going on that - get me another opinion!' The doctor shrugs and presses another button on his desk. This time a slightly larger door opens and a large, chocolate brown coloured dog walks out. It approaches the bed and proceeds to sniff the patient from head to toe. Again, after a couple of minutes of this it too turns to the doctor, shakes its head and walks back through the door. Doctor says, 'Sorry, still the same diagnosis'. The guy is outraged - 'There must be someone else you can ask?' The doctor says 'Sorry mate, There's nothing else I can do. You've had the cat scan, you've had the Lab report......' Quote
Morgan Posted February 15, 2024 Posted February 15, 2024 18 hours ago, superjack said: Can someone help me please? There's this poster on here called buster, who I don't even know. He keeps sending me random YouTube clips of 70s band the sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way, to block buster! I blocked him last year. It’s great. @Buster HMFC Quote
Morgan Posted February 15, 2024 Posted February 15, 2024 17 hours ago, Ulysses said: Was that an obscure B-side? 🎵 Funny funny. Quote
Ulysses Posted February 15, 2024 Posted February 15, 2024 11 hours ago, Jamstomorrow said: Certainly not a ballroom blitz. 🎶 Quote
Watt-Zeefuik Posted February 16, 2024 Posted February 16, 2024 "Yes, Mr Bond, my agents will kill you with their ninja throwing weapons. You’ll be starred to death." "Shurikanned, not starred." Quote
I P Knightley Posted February 16, 2024 Posted February 16, 2024 47 minutes ago, Watt-Zeefuik said: "Yes, Mr Bond, my agents will kill you with their ninja throwing weapons. You’ll be starred to death." "Shurikanned, not starred." So painful, it's brilliant! Quote
Watt-Zeefuik Posted February 16, 2024 Posted February 16, 2024 2 hours ago, I P Knightley said: So painful, it's brilliant! Yup. I read it, winced, and then a few moments later I thought, "that's gotta go on JKB..." Quote
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