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I P Knightley Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 3 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Gives me the chance to repeat (possibly for the second time) the medical term for a fear of palindromes: Aibohphobia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrJambo Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 16 minutes ago, I P Knightley said: Gives me the chance to repeat (possibly for the second time) the medical term for a fear of palindromes: Aibohphobia. WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 2 hours ago, I P Knightley said: Gives me the chance to repeat (possibly for the second time) the medical term for a fear of palindromes: Aibohphobia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Why's Stuart Kettlewell a popular manager Because he always puts the kettle on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 17 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Why's Stuart Kettlewell a popular manager Because he always puts the kettle on You’re confusing him with Polly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 18 minutes ago, Swanny17 said: You’re confusing him with Polly. I'm afraid that's gone right over me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 6 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: I'm afraid that's gone right over me It’s an old nursery rhyme bud - Polly put the kettle on. Sorry! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 I went to see the doctor, feeling a bit under the weather. She told me 'you'll have to stop masturbating'. Frankly I was shocked! I asked her why? 'Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure.....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Riffing off Daktari. Look, I'm not some prude, I don't object to sex before marriage. But five minutes before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Why do the Mayans support Rangers Because they've got Oscar Cortez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 4 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Why do the Mayans support Rangers Because they've got Oscar Cortez I’m not so sure the Mayans liked Cortes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 I told my cat I was going to teach her to speak English. She replied: Me? How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawnrazor Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 What do you call a Russian with 3 bawz? Whodidyanickabollockov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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superjack Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Can someone help me please? There's this poster on here called buster, who I don't even know. He keeps sending me random YouTube clips of 70s band the sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way, to block buster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 46 minutes ago, superjack said: Can someone help me please? There's this poster on here called buster, who I don't even know. He keeps sending me random YouTube clips of 70s band the sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way, to block buster! Maybe some saddo with a Little Willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 9 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said: Maybe some saddo with a Little Willy. Ooh, listen to the hell raiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 43 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said: Maybe some saddo with a Little Willy. Was that an obscure B-side? 🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 7 hours ago, Ulysses said: Was that an obscure B-side? 🎵 Certainly not a ballroom blitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Man goes to the doctor, feeling really unwell. After the examination, the doctor says to him 'I'm sorry, you only have four weeks to live' The guy says 'What? That can't be right! I want another opinion!' The doctor tells him to lie down on the bed, and presses a button on his desk. A small door opens in the wall and a cat strolls out. It jumps up on the bed, and sticking its front paws out, waves them back and forth above the patient. After a couple of minutes of this, it turns to look at the doctor, shakes its head, jumps back down and goes back through the door which closes behind it. "Sorry' says the doc, 'Same diagnosis'. The guy isn't having it. 'I'm not going on that - get me another opinion!' The doctor shrugs and presses another button on his desk. This time a slightly larger door opens and a large, chocolate brown coloured dog walks out. It approaches the bed and proceeds to sniff the patient from head to toe. Again, after a couple of minutes of this it too turns to the doctor, shakes its head and walks back through the door. Doctor says, 'Sorry, still the same diagnosis'. The guy is outraged - 'There must be someone else you can ask?' The doctor says 'Sorry mate, There's nothing else I can do. You've had the cat scan, you've had the Lab report......' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 18 hours ago, superjack said: Can someone help me please? There's this poster on here called buster, who I don't even know. He keeps sending me random YouTube clips of 70s band the sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way, to block buster! I blocked him last year. It’s great. @Buster HMFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 17 hours ago, Ulysses said: Was that an obscure B-side? 🎵 Funny funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 11 hours ago, Jamstomorrow said: Certainly not a ballroom blitz. 🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 "Yes, Mr Bond, my agents will kill you with their ninja throwing weapons. You’ll be starred to death." "Shurikanned, not starred." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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