WSTR Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 This little girl has cancer. She is going to die. Don't scroll down without typing amen. Like if you think she's beautiful. Aye it's a shame this wee lassie has cancer, but I'm not feeding your ego by liking your picture so **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 This little girl has cancer. She is going to die. Don't scroll down without typing amen. Like if you think she's beautiful. Aye it's a shame this wee lassie has cancer, but I'm not feeding your ego by liking your picture so **** off. A minion appeared on my feed yesterday asking me to share his picture if I wanted cancer beaten. It's nice they can stop thinking about bananas once in a while to lend their support to a good cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 A friend of mine has just put up a photo of her dog picking out an engagement ring for another dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Just received a friend request,,, from someones ****ing cat ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Slim Stylee Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Keep safe this Halloween JKB'ers and please, think of the kids. Not really that fussed about the hundreds of innocent children about to meet a gruesome end........but "I" BEFORE "E" EXCEPT AFTER "C", FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Not really that fussed about the hundreds of innocent children about to meet a gruesome end........but "I" BEFORE "E" EXCEPT AFTER "C", FFS. Except I before E isn't actually true. Schools don't teach that anymore due to it being a load of rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny D Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 People sharing Eric Johnstone Wilson's videos. The guy is not funny, he's a *****!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Oh hey there where can I get my hoverboard today....I better ask Marty McFly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 People sharing Eric Johnstone Wilson's videos. The guy is not funny, he's a ######!! Total ******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 A friend of mine has just put up a photo of her dog picking out an engagement ring for another dog. Didn't get the character you wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Yes, it's Back to the Future Day. Very good. My entire ****ing facebook feed is filled with this pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I enjoyed facebook today. Full of back to the future stuff. nice change from the usual pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 People sharing Eric Johnstone Wilson's videos. The guy is not funny, he's a ######!! He's a weirdo. Comes to Dumfries to buy Buckfast because they won't sell it to him in Lockerbie and everybody follows him around like he's a celebrity. He needs help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 He's a weirdo. Comes to Dumfries to buy Buckfast because they won't sell it to him in Lockerbie and everybody follows him around like he's a celebrity. He needs help. What is this pish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 People sharing Eric Johnstone Wilson's videos. The guy is not funny, he's a ######!! I genuinely have no idea who Eric Johnstone is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) I genuinely have no idea who Eric Johnstone is. Consider yourself lucky. Occasionally bigoted, never funny. A jakeball, a weirdo, a horrible individual. Edited October 22, 2015 by Sooperstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Yeah I agree, I see some posts on an old school friends facebook, a lot of it is attention seeking. As nice a guy as he was he'll never get the message. But you can't pull people up for this behaviour as it'd make you an arsehole.Twice in the same week I've seen people posing next to headstones. Literally posing, smiling with the caption "miss you mate/nana" or some shite while next to a headstone. Lassie posted her nanas headstone & in the same post complained about the smell from the sewage plant! Crass, classless attention whores. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited October 22, 2015 by madvladsdad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Some lassie timehopping every live status update of birth of her kid from 6 year ago. 'Contractions about 4 mins apart now lol not long now lol xx' 'Fed up waiting lol Cant wait to see you xx' 'Well finally here. Perfect lol. Being kept in another night coz baba is jondus x ' Sake man. I can't wait for the barrage of birthday party photos later. Hovering over delete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Jondus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Walnut Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Time hop - no body was interested the first time and certainly not interested 3 f@&?'g years later. Middle aged woman have ruined Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Probably been said, but female changes her photo and all other female friends are obliged to say: Whitt woo or Gawjus or Any other number of banal ****wittery things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Probably been said, but female changes her photo and all other female friends are obliged to say: Whitt woo or Gawjus or Any other number of banal ****wittery things. Despite their pal being a munter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boom_Bang Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) People (18-22 generally) who go away on a vacation to Ibiza or Bulgaria, return, and type up a short essay on how much they've grown as a person, how it's time to become an adult, and how they've become more responsible having been on holiday, and want to "live their life seriously" now.This I encountered a few times during the summer.This also doubles for New Year resolution posts. I swear it's bait to get your friends to respond, "No! Joor amazing! No need to change!" "Joo one of the good guys! My best mate!" etc and avoiding actually committing to changing or growing up. Edited October 24, 2015 by Boom_Bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "Can't believe my little boy is 1 week old already" Aye the last 7 days has totally went quick like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "Can't believe my little boy is 1 week old already" Aye the last 7 days has totally went quick like. Less time on Facebook and more time on pelvic floor exercises would be my advice to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boom_Bang Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 "Can't believe my little boy is 1 week old already" Aye the last 7 days has totally went quick like. I'd add: "Can't wait to see my beaut nephew tomorrow!" and "Cannot wait to meet this cheeky wee monkey!" followed by obnoxious photos of drooling babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Didn't get the character you wanted You've lost me there mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 There's a teenage girl on my facebook sitting on 200 likes and 30 shares because she's witnessed some guy hitting their dog in public she's taken a photo of the guys number plate too. I think it's ok to hit you're dog if it's misbehaving and I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Looks like I need to get myself out guising this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Couples who post things on Facebook that could be sent by text. 'Get some milk on way home x' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Folk sharing pages thinking they are going to win a Ferrari, an iPhone or PS4 because the seal has been broken and it can no longer be sold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) Folk sharing pages thinking they are going to win a Ferrari, an iPhone or PS4 because the seal has been broken and it can no longer be sold. That is absolutely cringeworthy. Instead of taking a bit of a loss and selling them for maybe half the price or even a few quid off, why would they give them away outright? Surely it would be better to just destroy them outright as if they give them away for free, the people won't need to buy one themselves, therefore losing a shit load of sales. Embarrassing that people believe that shite. Edited October 26, 2015 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 That is absolutely cringeworthy. Instead of taking a bit of a loss and selling them for maybe half the price or even a few quid off, why would they give them away outright? Surely it would be better to just destroy them outright as if they give them away for free, the people won't need to buy one themselves, therefore losing a shit load of sales. Embarrassing that people believe that shite. I won a pair of Nike Air Max on Twitter and sold them for ?70 Thing that bugs me us when it's something shitey like cinema tickets they're like a fiver stop embarrassing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 That is absolutely cringeworthy. Instead of taking a bit of a loss and selling them for maybe half the price or even a few quid off, why would they give them away outright? Surely it would be better to just destroy them outright as if they give them away for free, the people won't need to buy one themselves, therefore losing a shit load of sales. Embarrassing that people believe that shite. I won a pair of Nike Air Max on Twitter and sold them for ?70 Thing that bugs me us when it's something shitey like cinema tickets they're like a fiver stop embarrassing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanny Vicious Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Smug ***** who post pictures of their driving test certificate as if we're all meant to be amazed, well done you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Smug ***** who post pictures of their driving test certificate as if we're all meant to be amazed, well done you. Failed more than once type post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Failed more than once type post Passed 2nd time type post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Passed 2nd time type post. 3rd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 3rd First, and posted the aforementioned photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanny Vicious Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Failed more than once type post You're not wrong, 3rd time as well . Don't get me started on people who do it for the theory test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Passed 2nd time type post. Failed twice and decided it was cheaper being a pedestrian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 "Facebook is deleting this picture, lets share the hell out of it!" No they aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williejamiesonlesftfoot Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 There's a teenage girl on my facebook sitting on 200 likes and 30 shares because she's witnessed some guy hitting their dog in public [emoji38] she's taken a photo of the guys number plate too. I think it's ok to hit you're dog if it's misbehaving and I do.What, like punch it in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 We're about to start getting all this " if my poppy offends" nonsense soon. No mate. It's just your face that is offensive. Cretins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 What, like punch it in the face? No like a clip on the nose with a newspaper or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williejamiesonlesftfoot Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 No [emoji38] like a clip on the nose with a newspaper or somethingOh ok. Thats better then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 "******* is in a relationship with **** *******" "Aw so happy for you hunni! xxx" "Congratulations! xx" "You deserve it babes xx" Settle down ffs, they're not getting married! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted November 2, 2015 Author Share Posted November 2, 2015 He has cancer Can he get an amen? Like if he is beautiful? don't ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 News feed awash with adults dressed up. More annoyingly, adults dressed the same as their children. Or babies with pumpkin hats on "my wee pumpkin xx" I don't get it, I really don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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