Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Tired of every second post being about Cameron and Syria. Regardless of the arguments for and against the action, I don't need a quote from David "Looney Tunes" Icke to tell me Cameron is a Very Bad Man Indeed. If you're posting it, don't fool yourself you are being politically active, you're just regurgitating a meme it took someone 30 seconds to create. It's tiresome shit tbh I saw at least three folk on my FB post the same meme the other day, saying that 97% of Scottish MPs voted against air strikes in Syria, & implying that if Scotland suffers an attack as a result, it will be the fault of the Better Together campaign/voters. Unbelievable stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 (edited) Tired of every second post being about Cameron and Syria. Regardless of the arguments for and against the action, I don't need a quote from David "Looney Tunes" Icke to tell me Cameron is a Very Bad Man Indeed. If you're posting it, don't fool yourself you are being politically active, you're just regurgitating a meme it took someone 30 seconds to create. It's tiresome shit tbh The posting of memes about it feels like people are wanting to show they are political and intelligent when they dont know how complex the matter it is and trying to put bombing in black and white terms like "bombing bad" and backing that up with a quote from Shrek (that is real) or Doctor Who (again real.) Edited December 6, 2015 by jamboinglasgow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I saw at least three folk on my FB post the same meme the other day, saying that 97% of Scottish MPs voted against air strikes in Syria, & implying that if Scotland suffers an attack as a result, it will be the fault of the Better Together campaign/voters. Unbelievable stuff. Yeah, and if you want to talk about democratic mandates, I'd bet that a heck of a lot more than 3% of the Scottish population favoured airstrikes. Anyway, getting off topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 The posting of memes about it feels like people are wanting to show they are political and intelligent when they dont know how complex the matter it is and trying to put bombing in black and white terms like "bombing bad" and backing that up with a quote from Shrek (that is real) or Doctor Who (again real.) Just for giggles, what are the quotes from Shrek & Dr Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommiwastheboss Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 People who report me for posting tasteful nude photos of myself in various Hollywood scenes, meant to be your friends ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Just for giggles, what are the quotes from Shrek & Dr Who? they were in here but seem similar on facebook http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/debunking-the-righteous-syria-memes-that-fill-up-your-thread-a6759396.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 they were in here but seem similar on facebook http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/debunking-the-righteous-syria-memes-that-fill-up-your-thread-a6759396.html Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Umpteen girls I know have started selling Forever Living aloe vera products. The posts are getting so tedious I have stopped following them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Umpteen girls I know have started selling Forever Living aloe vera products. The posts are getting so tedious I have stopped following them. amen. keep thinking it's forever alone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Was just saying to my mates the other day how every bird on Faceboom seems to be selling alone shite these days. Weight loss programmes or make up etc. Just about to get my Christmas order in ladies, be quick to make sure you take advantage of the special discount we have on this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Was just saying to my mates the other day how every bird on Faceboom seems to be selling alone shite these days. Weight loss programmes or make up etc. Just about to get my Christmas order in ladies, be quick to make sure you take advantage of the special discount we have on this week. I've seen some of them refer to it as "Starting my own business". Total nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 People selling used pillowcases on a "for sales and wants" page for 50p each. Really? Seriously? Who is that desperate for 50p? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Deleted my FB this weekend - fed up of all the politics, herbalife, look at me posts and crap....... I remember the good old days when it was about the banter! Now to dig out my old Bebo account........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 I've seen some of them refer to it as "Starting my own business". Total nonsense. There's one in particular on mine which seems like it is a pyramid scheme for make up sales. The posts the lassie makes are not words I would expect her to use, seem very scripted. And she is always banging on about how she is so proud of this person or that person for reaching the next level and getting a PERMANENT PAYRISE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Deleted my FB this weekend - fed up of all the politics, herbalife, look at me posts and crap....... I remember the good old days when it was about the banter! Now to dig out my old Bebo account........ The real question is did you actually delete it with the intention of never going back on? Or just temporarily deleting it (where you chose the option to be able to return one day) I have heard people say they have deleted it but then return months later with everything still there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 The real question is did you actually delete it with the intention of never going back on? Or just temporarily deleting it (where you chose the option to be able to return one day) I have heard people say they have deleted it but then return months later with everything still there... Mine is gone........ Should I wish to go back again, then it's a new account for me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 The Aloe Vera shit does my ****ing head in however I did buy some of the teeth whitening gel several weeks ago and my sparklers are definitely whiter however that could also be as a consequence of chucking in the smokes 3 months ago The buzz words they use on their news feeds is really really annoying and as I work in Sport I get constantly badgered by them to join them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRobbo10 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Group email getting fired around amongst thousands of people at the moment, myself included. Nightmare, had to turn my email off. Half the replies are folk asing to be taken off the mailing list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Group email getting fired around amongst thousands of people at the moment, myself included. Nightmare, had to turn my email off. Half the replies are folk asing to be taken off the mailing list Love it when that happens at work. Person one - Why am I on this list. Please remove me. Person two - Can we please stop replying to all. Person three - LOL All copied to all. Makes an otherwise mundane morning that bit better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 There's one in particular on mine which seems like it is a pyramid scheme for make up sales. The posts the lassie makes are not words I would expect her to use, seem very scripted. And she is always banging on about how she is so proud of this person or that person for reaching the next level and getting a PERMANENT PAYRISE. The "Forever" thing is absolutely a pyramid scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRWJambo1991 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 People that say good morning or goodnight on facebook........Whats the point?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Love it when that happens at work. Person one - Why am I on this list. Please remove me. Person two - Can we please stop replying to all. Person three - LOL All copied to all. Makes an otherwise mundane morning that bit better. Nah, that gives me the rage because it gets to the 10th person who genuinely still hasn't worked out what I happening and I just feel like crying at the stupidity of folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 People that say good morning or goodnight on facebook........ Whats the point?! I might start doing that on here :'> Goodnight JKB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevinkelevra Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Someone just shared this.... I'm getting close to deleting the whole thing. THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, for your forward-thinking generosity! And congrats on becoming a dad! Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy. I hope someone I know gets a piece of the pie--let me know if you do!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Someone just shared this.... I'm getting close to deleting the whole thing. THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, for your forward-thinking generosity! And congrats on becoming a dad! Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy. I hope someone I know gets a piece of the pie--let me know if you do!!! Just saw this pop up on my feed. Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Perfect episode of the office came on to sum up all these "new business xxxx" It's not a a pyramid scheme, it's not a scheme per s.... Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Someone just shared this.... I'm getting close to deleting the whole thing. THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG, for your forward-thinking generosity! And congrats on becoming a dad! Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy. I hope someone I know gets a piece of the pie--let me know if you do!!! Just appeared on my feed now too. How can people not know that this is a load of rubbish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 What is this 'shelf elf' patter. Adults practically wrecking their houses because the 'little elf' was up to naughty things. Think I seen a guy who gaffer taped himself to the wall as well trying to recreate it. Pathetic behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Facebook itself for some reason is showing only about a dozen stories on the desktop version and then prompting you to add more friends. Feck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 What is this 'shelf elf' patter. Adults practically wrecking their houses because the 'little elf' was up to naughty things. Think I seen a guy who gaffer taped himself to the wall as well trying to recreate it. Pathetic behaviour. Someone at my work had to explain this elf on a shelf nonsense. At the end of their explanation they said "I think it's quite funny". If I had a gun on me at that moment I'd have shot them.....in the stomach though for a slow painful death. I didn't have a gun so I had to just spit on their car when I left work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Here we go with everyone sharing their yearly review and telling us how amazing their year has been and going to make so many more memories next year. **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Here we go with everyone sharing their yearly review and telling us how amazing their year has been and going to make so many more memories next year. **** off. My review will be a detailed account of every wank I've had...who I was thinking of, time taken and approximate volume. And with Excel I can also present it in a variety of different formats. I'm thinking 3D Column graph....or is that too silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Group email getting fired around amongst thousands of people at the moment, myself included. Nightmare, had to turn my email off. Half the replies are folk asing to be taken off the mailing list Dundee Uni hit by one of those for a car park closing. The amount of seethe it generated is amazing. How can people get worked up over an email popping up in their inbox every few minutes. Happens all the time with spam emails, yet people don't cry about those "Remove me from the mailing list or I will be leaving the university and continuing my studies at another establishment" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Group email getting fired around amongst thousands of people at the moment, myself included. Nightmare, had to turn my email off. Half the replies are folk asing to be taken off the mailing list Dundee Uni hit by one of those for a car park closing. The amount of seethe it generated is amazing. How can people get worked up over an email popping up in their inbox every few minutes. Happens all the time with spam emails, yet people don't cry about those "Remove me from the mailing list or I will be leaving the university and continuing my studies at another establishment" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 "Remove me from the mailing list or I will be leaving the university and continuing my studies at another establishment" Toodle pip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Toodle pip. Also this one: "Hi, I don't like getting messages like this. Please stop. Please stop now. I'm getting sick of it. I'm gonna drop out if this continues. Goodbye. Good luck with your finals. " People are ****ing stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Also this one: "Hi, I don't like getting messages like this. Please stop. Please stop now. I'm getting sick of it. I'm gonna drop out if this continues. Goodbye. Good luck with your finals. " People are ******* stupid Thats why they are studying at Dundee University Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Thats why they are studying at Dundee University Shots fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Jeezo - the Elf on the Shelf is great, my kids love coming downstairs and hunting for their elf each morning. Mind you, they're 5 and 6, neither of them use FB and we don't do 'mad and zany stuff' with the elf and post it on FB so i can see how that part could get on anyones thrupennies. The make up thing is doing my nut in "which mood should i go with ladies? - followed by a list of words that are eff all to do with make up. My year in review - or to give it the real name "here's a load of pictures that you didn't comment on or like the first time around" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 "Humans of X City" White gives a ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 PLEASE SHARE!!!Last night a girl entered my sisters home, without permission, started hitting two of the males in the house, one of which is my the father of my nephew. She was shoving the pack n' play where my nephew was sleeping, and when Ryan, my nephews dad screamed. Zeus, heard Ryan yelling and took action biting the girls leg! she was assaulting Ryan;another male in the house and shoving my nephew. Zeus is now being held in Corentine for 10 days. And might be put down for protecting his home and his family from an intruder. This dog is one of the sweetest dogs I have ever met. My daughter has grown up around him. He has never hurt a fly, never bit anyone or anything. Please help bring Zeus home to his family!! He is not in the wrong for protecting his family from someone who entered the home at night without permission. ?#?justiceforzeus?! "Corentine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Thats why they are studying at Dundee University Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Also, see brain dead ****ing women that write a post on Facebook then sign it off with a kiss. What the actual **** are you trying to achieve with this? Would you kiss everyone if you told that story to them face-to-face? Would you ****. It must be some sort of attention seeking ploy to try and seem more friendly, but in fact it's usually a tactic adopted by 2 faced bitches that hate themselves more than they hate their own group of friends. It's just something that really really annoys me x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboHeriot Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 PLEASE SHARE!!! Last night a girl entered my sisters home, without permission, started hitting two of the males in the house, one of which is my the father of my nephew. She was shoving the pack n' play where my nephew was sleeping, and when Ryan, my nephews dad screamed. Zeus, heard Ryan yelling and took action biting the girls leg! she was assaulting Ryan;another male in the house and shoving my nephew. Zeus is now being held in Corentine for 10 days. And might be put down for protecting his home and his family from an intruder. This dog is one of the sweetest dogs I have ever met. My daughter has grown up around him. He has never hurt a fly, never bit anyone or anything. Please help bring Zeus home to his family!! He is not in the wrong for protecting his family from someone who entered the home at night without permission. ?#?justiceforzeus?! "Corentine" With a capical C too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Make you brain dead and/or death Only just read this, glorious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 "Someone once asked me: 'Would you like a job that pays a fortune, lets you work when you want, give you loads of days off and total satisfaction?' And I said 'lol, I've already got one!'" Listen love, you're selling shitey cosmetics online and you're fooling no-one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 (edited) "Someone once asked me: 'Would you like a job that pays a fortune, lets you work when you want, give you loads of days off and total satisfaction?' And I said 'lol, I've already got one!'" Listen love, you're selling shitey cosmetics online and you're fooling no-one. This. Also the fuds selling Juice Plus. Does my head in the absolute balls they talk, but for reason I quite enjoy the seethe it gives me. Maybe I should try some double capsule days to lighten my mood! Edited December 22, 2015 by tokyowalnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 New year, new me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthy2k Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 New year, new me? **** off. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Click baits do my head in. 'Star Barcelona man set to join premier league superstars' You click the link and Barca's kitman has joined West Brom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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