Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) Better remember to put happy Valentine's Day on the wife's Facebook page. I didn't do it last year and she took a strop. Big bunch of flowers,box of chocolates and breakfast in bed but I didn't say anything on Facebook so I'm worse than Hitler. Bursds really shouldn't be allowed FB Facebook is brutal on Valentine's day. Full of pictures of flowers, Michael Kors watches etc, & #theboydonegood nonsense. My Mrs went in the huff with me last night because one of her pals' boyfriends had run them a bath, & the pal posted pictures of it. Edited February 14, 2016 by Ted Clubberlang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Better remember to put happy Valentine's Day on the wife's Facebook page. I didn't do it last year and she took a strop. Big bunch of flowers,box of chocolates and breakfast in bed but I didn't say anything on Facebook so I'm worse than Hitler. Bursds really shouldn't be allowed FB Hitler was romantic to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Hitler was romantic to be fair. Did he put 'Happy Valentine's day' on Eva's Facebook page though? No I bet he didn't. And don't start with "Facebook wasn't around then" stuff. That won't wash with a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGF Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Guaranteed I'll see at least one Engagement related post/picture on facebook before the end of the day, either that or someone will be firing out a child soon and want to reaffirm their love on valentines day..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Hitler was romantic to be fair.He also loved dogs. But you only hear about the negative stuff. Nice to get a bit of balance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Did he put 'Happy Valentine's day' on Eva's Facebook page though? No I bet he didn't. And don't start with "Facebook wasn't around then" stuff. That won't wash with a woman. Nah, your wife's right. Worse than hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Nah, your wife's right. Worse than hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Guaranteed I'll see at least one Engagement related post/picture on facebook before the end of the day, either that or someone will be firing out a child soon and want to reaffirm their love on valentines day..... 2 already this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 He also loved dogs. But you only hear about the negative stuff. Nice to get a bit of balance Never knew this, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 already this morning 1 already. Got a text from my mum about someone getting engaged. Asking when I'll pop the question... More likely to appear on the splitting up with the bursd threat than that happening Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinJambo Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Already seen several 'Happy Valentine's Day, Daddy/Mummy' with a photo of the kid(s) with flowers or cards or some stupid pink stuffed fluffy thing. Yuck. I find that really creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Already seen several 'Happy Valentine's Day, Daddy/Mummy' with a photo of the kid(s) with flowers or cards or some stupid pink stuffed fluffy thing. Yuck. I find that really creepy. Saw a few of those as well. Disturbing behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeamForMe Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) Just remembering that 4 years ago we lost our beloved June\Mum\Granny. You're always in our hearts and not a day goes by blah,blah ******* blah The wifi must be s**t hot in heaven Edited February 14, 2016 by TheTeamForMe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmxweeman Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 "How much time do you spend on Facebook,? Are you getting paid for it? Join my exciting business and you could be getting paid for posting on Facebook every 3 hours" No your business will never last and eventually you will have to go and get a real job again. Thing that annoys me the most about these "posts" is how shockingly offended they get if someone questions their "business" even if they've tried it themselves and it hasn't worked. My Facebook is absolutely clogged with these "we're not a pyramid scheme we're a social marketing network" types [emoji35][emoji35][emoji35] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Facebook is brutal on Valentine's day. Full of pictures of flowers, Michael Kors watches etc, & #theboydonegood nonsense. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 'Who needs a man when I have my kids' lot out on patrol big time today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Pictures of pets ......?$?% OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 A friend of mine regularly posts maths problems. I enjoy doing them as do a few mutual friends. However, his sister is thick as mince and regularly argues with me and others over the answers. If you don't understand simple arithmetic and BODMAS, don't argue with people who can add and subtract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Pictures of pets ......?$?% OFF Girl I used to work with posted 4 or 5 Valentine's Day pictures of her riding her horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Girl I used to work with posted 4 or 5 Valentine's Day pictures of her riding her horse.Thats sick as well as illegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Girl I used to work with posted 4 or 5 Valentine's Day pictures of her riding her horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 'This one' Seems to be the new token phrase for birds/blokes to accompany some shabby meal at Toby Carvery or the likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 A couple on mine have just had a baby. ****** hell you would think they're the first people ever to have a kid, it's fecking constant. Sadly, the dad is worse than the mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Just had to delete my niece. I'll re-add her in a few days. She's the typical bursd on Facebook, night out and fell out with her boyfriend, status after status, every 2 ******* minutes telling everyone that he's a ****,wannabe gangster,useless dad etc,etc. I predict by Monday that all the statuses will be deleted and they'll be madly in love again and stronger than ever and no **** will ever split them up blah,blah,blah. Repeat in two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Like this post to cure cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Like this post to cure cancer Saw a similar one a few months ago Like this post to cure cancer Ignore if you want your mum to die from it Not enough in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Saw a similar one a few months ago Like this post to cure cancer Ignore if you want your mum to die from it Not enough in the world On a par with the vermin who mug little old ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Just had to delete my niece. I'll re-add her in a few days. She's the typical bursd on Facebook, night out and fell out with her boyfriend, status after status, every 2 ******* minutes telling everyone that he's a ****,wannabe gangster,useless dad etc,etc. I predict by Monday that all the statuses will be deleted and they'll be madly in love again and stronger than ever and no **** will ever split them up blah,blah,blah. Repeat in two weeks. You could have just hidden her posts. Do you go through the delete and re-add process whenever she has her wee meltdowns? Surely that's just as pathetic as what she is doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 You could have just hidden her posts. Do you go through the delete and re-add process whenever she has her wee meltdowns? Surely that's just as pathetic as what she is doing? No it's the first time I've done it. Usually it's just one status but last night was relentless. Thinking back I did over react a little. Re-added her and dropped her a message, she was fine about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Blah, Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah, and what happened next will amaze you! Generally it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Family away on holiday. Getting constant updates on weather, meals, cocktails, venues & entertainment. 2-3 updates a day. Put your phone down & enjoy your holiday. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Type 1 in the comments box and you will be amazed............. Well, I wasn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted February 28, 2016 Author Share Posted February 28, 2016 I bet you can't write a word without using the letters e or a! How about "shit"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Probably has been mentioned already but people re-sharing mediocre memories from previous years I have no objection to people mentioning anniversaries of big events, but the amount of "cant believe this was a year ago" and it's just some random night out or photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Specter Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 The 'hide posts' function is a wonderful tool to have. Any roaster'esque patter is dealt with swiftly using this. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Family away on holiday. Getting constant updates on weather, meals, cocktails, venues & entertainment. 2-3 updates a day. Put your phone down & enjoy your holiday. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I honestly hope that these people get their houses ransacked when they're away! How stupid is it to tell everybody your away, when you left and when your back? Crazy! Sure it's been posted before but people who wish their child happy birthday on their own 3 year old on their Facebook. Usually added pish like "love you to the moon and back" or even worse LYTTMAB aaaarrrrggghhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 Probably has been mentioned already but people re-sharing mediocre memories from previous years I have no objection to people mentioning anniversaries of big events, but the amount of "cant believe this was a year ago" and it's just some random night out or photo I only use this function on 19th and 20th may. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 I only use this function on 19th and 20th may. I also usually post something on 13th, 16th And 19th May There's probably some bursd on a mums.net type forum somewhere commenting on an annoying FB behaviour thread about how bored she is with men like me posting about football all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 The 'hide posts' function is a wonderful tool to have. Any roaster'esque patter is dealt with swiftly using this. Problem solved. Indeed. Facebook is aware that a lot of people post shite and thankfully help us deal with it. The last six months of being away from home has led me to a massive Facebook cull. People appearing in my news feed not even doing anything particularly offensive but I just get the "why do I need to know about your life?" thought and delete them. A lot were from work and as selective as you are about friend requests you almost have to just accept some for an easier life. The obsession for new friends gets much worse when you're travelling, especially if you meet younger people (I'm 29). If I've met people that I've genuinely got on with and chosen to spend some of my travelling time with then I'll accept them as a friend so that I can follow the rest of their journey and hopefully catch up with them somewhere down the line. Some properly stalkerish English girl added me as a friend when we arrived in Fiji having caught the same shuttle to our hostel. We had the usual "where've you been, how long you here for" chats and grabbed some food in a bigger group and then that was it, I was never gonna see her again cos she was heading out to an island and I was staying put. Despite Facebook having never even come up in conversation I find myself with a friend request from a name I didn't recognise (Camilla was "Millie" on fb). The only way she could have found me is by overhearing me give my full name at check in and then searching through the surprisingly large numbers of people I share a name with on FB to find one who looked like me. That request was quickly deleted. Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Don't scroll any further without typing amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 People who seem to glory in death. Yes I get it. Your dad died. However it was 3 years ago. We don't need a daily photo of him and then lots of your pals saying "hugs hun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 People who seem to glory in death. Yes I get it. Your dad died. However it was 3 years ago. We don't need a daily photo of him and then lots of your pals saying "hugs hun" Better to get a laugh out of death really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Facebook rips my knitting right now Society needs a reset button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Happy mother's day from the dog Sent from my MotoG3 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I love you mum.....sooo much I want to tell everyone on Facebook how great you are. I must be an amazing child to want to so openly declare my love for you. Perhaps I'm just as brilliant as you. I'll be round later with a cheap card and flowers as you can't read this message as we're not friends on facebook. Can I put Sky Sports on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 (edited) Happy Mother's Day dead mum who in all likelihood won't be able to read the post. Edited March 6, 2016 by Tazio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I've read loads of posts and never shared any of them and I still haven't been brutally murdered in my bed by some ghosty girl. I must be really lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 "Happy Fathers Day to all the single mummy's out there" Just **** off, you shouldn't have dropped the knickers then hen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Facebook rips my knitting right now Society needs a reset button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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