Der Kaiser Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 There's an irony that you had to edit a post that just contained a facepalm. Should I just stick to the fake "My uncle used to touch me up" stories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 There's an irony that you had to edit a post that just contained a facepalm. Should I just stick to the fake "My uncle used to touch me up" stories? Nah, I changed my mind in terms of continuing how daft the idea was. These arseholes need put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 It was gay pride day here today and anything that let's people know they are not alone is OK with me.Its s Its similar to the awful " bucket " challenge last year when people did " their bit " for charity but Bloody well made sure that everyone knew what they were doing and wanted some kudos for it ,,,its a phenomena called " slacktivism" ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slacktivism I support gay rights . gay marrraige etc but didnt feel the need to splash it over my facebook, People who know me , my real friends know i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Its similar to the awful " bucket " challenge last year when people did " their bit " for charity but Bloody well made sure that everyone knew what they were doing and wanted some kudos for it ,,,its a phenomena called " slacktivism" ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slacktivism I support gay rights . gay marrraige etc but didnt feel the need to splash it over my facebook, People who know me , my real friends know i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 i changed mine to a rainbow overlay simply cos of the american vote, pride and the anniversary of the stonewall riots. however given the company i keep and the work i've been involved in forever, nice to show a bit of solidarity with my mates. i usually have a rainbow flag or such show on my profile at that time so nowt new from me changed it back though this morning i sort of do agree in the main with bandwagons though, but it never proper bothers me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosimmy Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 An ex work mate of mine lost her father just the other day - sad as it may be she spent the entire 2 days following, posting pics of her niece and her dad and several posts along the lines of 'i'm so heartbroken, I've lost my king' etc. I post my fair share on facebook, mainly fishing for bites or telling everyone how hungover I am but as sad as the situation is, that's too far for me. Attention seeking at a time like that is just poor patter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 The most annoying facebook behavior is by facebook itself. I want to see most recent things, posts by all my friends and that's about it. I don't want to see stories i've already seen yesterday, i don't care if one of my mates has commented on a post by someone i don't know and i don't want to see just a selection of what my friends have posted as decided by facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 There's an irony that you had to edit a post that just contained a facepalm. Should I just stick to the fake "My uncle used to touch me up" stories? They better not be fake!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 "I can't believe (insert child's name) is leaving (insert educational establishment).....where does the time go?"....said every female on Facebook with a child leaving nursery or primary school this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 "I can't believe (insert child's name) is leaving (insert educational establishment).....where does the time go?"....said every female on Facebook with a child leaving nursery or primary school this week. OH yeah thats annoying. Another one is " thats the wee one had his / her first dry night without a nappy " ......FFS and thats called news ? lol I often put this pic on my FB to give those parents a sharp shock : https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=goonies+sloth&rlz=1C1CHWA_enGB627GB629&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=623&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=rV6WVYCgBsj2-AHn14CACA&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgrc=E2nnQL_FFQZf6M%3A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 An ex work mate of mine lost her father just the other day - sad as it may be she spent the entire 2 days following, posting pics of her niece and her dad and several posts along the lines of 'i'm so heartbroken, I've lost my king' etc. I post my fair share on facebook, mainly fishing for bites or telling everyone how hungover I am but as sad as the situation is, that's too far for me. Attention seeking at a time like that is just poor patter. Yeah some people have no dignity on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 dubsmash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Every.single.female promoting their shite franchise for jewellery, candles, kids clothes, sticking ****ing glitter on a wine glass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Every.single.female promoting their shite franchise for jewellery, candles, kids clothes, sticking ******* glitter on a wine glass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Every.single.female promoting their shite franchise for jewellery, candles, kids clothes, sticking ******* glitter on a wine glass!! my cousin does this. No sure if she makes any money out it but I seen her once jazzing up a Strongbow two-banger for someones birthday. I try not to get annoyed cos she's family but some of the stuff she does I'm like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Every.single.female promoting their shite franchise for jewellery, candles, kids clothes, sticking ******* glitter on a wine glass!! A lassie at my work has given me a few glittered up gifts. I think she wants to kiss and cuddle with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Has Facebook changed in some way!? Scroll down the feed once a day. 80 friends so usually only takes a minute. Now though it's packed full of stuff like someone i don't changing their profile picture and someone i barely know has liked it! Looking at pictures for a second thinking who the ****s that *****!? Oh right, I don't know them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Has Facebook changed in some way!? Scroll down the feed once a day. 80 friends so usually only takes a minute. Now though it's packed full of stuff like someone i don't changing their profile picture and someone i barely know has liked it! Looking at pictures for a second thinking who the ****s that *****!? Oh right, I don't know them! I think they're trying to make it more like Twitter, random people all joining in the same conversation, so as not to lose any competitive advantage. I preferred it the old way as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Their old font was much better; it had a bit of character. The new one looks really generic and like 100 other fonts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 'Aw, ma baby has lost another tooth! Wee visit from the tooth fairy the night xxxx' Complete with picture of child's still bleeding gum ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arshavin Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 people who document every moment of their life with photos and posts. Their whole life must be saying to each other "lets put this on/do this for Facebook" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Their old font was much better; it had a bit of character. The new one looks really generic and like 100 other fonts. Agreed. Don't understand this change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diane Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 It's the lost property ones that really bug me. "Found this distinctive wedding ring in the toilets at the cinema - let's use the power of Facebook to reunite it with its owner!". As opposed to handing it in to the Police lost property department. Cause if I lost a valuable and distinctive piece of jewellery, I would start out by contacting the pub/restaurant/cinema etc where I lost it. And then the Police. Not Facebook. I saw one doing the rounds today that was a passport found at T in the Park. Not handed in to one of the police or stewards, or the lost property tent, or a local police station back home, or even the passport office - but pocketed and taken home because Facebook seemed like a more sensible option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I have been gobsmacked by the pictures of 5 year olds with mortar boards and gowns on, who have "graduated" from nursery. Nursery... graduated ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "I can't believe (insert child's name) is leaving (insert educational establishment).....where does the time go?"....said every female on Facebook with a child leaving nursery or primary school this week. Nursery children having a graduation ceremony. WTF??? Primary school children having a prom too. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diane Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I have been gobsmacked by the pictures of 5 year olds with mortar boards and gowns on, who have "graduated" from nursery. Nursery... graduated ffs Nursery children having a graduation ceremony. WTF??? Primary school children having a prom too. Why? That's not necessarily annoying Facebook behaviour - that's just annoying behaviour. Imported from the States, usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) .......... just checked in at "Ma Hoose" with "a cuppa". Those ***** should be made to sleep on the street for the night. Edited July 15, 2015 by Bert Le Clos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 It's the lost property ones that really bug me. "Found this distinctive wedding ring in the toilets at the cinema - let's use the power of Facebook to reunite it with its owner!". As opposed to handing it in to the Police lost property department. Cause if I lost a valuable and distinctive piece of jewellery, I would start out by contacting the pub/restaurant/cinema etc where I lost it. And then the Police. Not Facebook. I saw one doing the rounds today that was a passport found at T in the Park. Not handed in to one of the police or stewards, or the lost property tent, or a local police station back home, or even the passport office - but pocketed and taken home because Facebook seemed like a more sensible option. We used to find passports at the end of the night in the club I worked in and Facebook was the best way to get in contact with the owner - albeit by identifying the owner from their name and picture and sending them a personal message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasoncrest Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Couples who merge their surnames - 'the macbaker's are going on holiday'. Really, get a **** life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Wimmen calling each other ''dolly''. Stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 It's the lost property ones that really bug me. "Found this distinctive wedding ring in the toilets at the cinema - let's use the power of Facebook to reunite it with its owner!". As opposed to handing it in to the Police lost property department. Cause if I lost a valuable and distinctive piece of jewellery, I would start out by contacting the pub/restaurant/cinema etc where I lost it. And then the Police. Not Facebook. I saw one doing the rounds today that was a passport found at T in the Park. Not handed in to one of the police or stewards, or the lost property tent, or a local police station back home, or even the passport office - but pocketed and taken home because Facebook seemed like a more sensible option. In fairness to some folk, some police no longer deal with lost and found, but yeah, T in the park hand it in and it doesn't excuse folk in Edinburgh sharing something that was dropped in Tesco car park in London. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11571614/Found-some-lost-property-Dont-hand-it-in-put-it-on-Twitter-say-police.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Saw this belter this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 One doing the rounds last week was a picture of Bruce Jenner as a woman (sorry, I know I should call her by her name but I can't remember what it is) with the comment 'This isn't courage'. Then below is a soldier carrying someone over their shoulders in a war zone with the comment 'This is'. So, there is only one definition of courage. They cannot both be courageous actions, ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 .......... just checked in at "Ma Hoose" with "a cuppa". Those ***** should be made to sleep on the street for the night. It's the arseholes who give the "hoose" a name that do my head on. One boy on mine (rangers fan) took photos of his lounge, hallway & stair bannister (yep) and posted them with "- at crazies hoose" Tosser. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Woman calling each other Hun in every sentence. It's so clumsy and uncalled for. Like Bro or Sis. The over use of lol is starting to bug me anaw. U ok Hun? Yeh Hun, just tired lol Aw Hun try get some sleep lol Can't sleep with kids going mental lol think ill post 70 pictures of said kids going mental Hun lol lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 "Back to School, can't believe my baby is starting Primary 5" Above a picture of a mum and dad, dressed to the nines next to their kid, for their first day starting back after SIX WHOLE WEEKS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Prepare for an influx of first day back at school pics. Really don't mind those who are starting P1...its a proper milestone. P 4 / 5 / 6 and the likes though...**** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 It's the arseholes who give the "hoose" a name that do my head on. One boy on mine (rangers fan) took photos of his lounge, hallway & stair bannister (yep) and posted them with "- at crazies hoose" Tosser. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Usually 'Casa Del (insert surname combo of couple)' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Wright Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Folk who have jumped on the aloe Vera band wagon. Constant updates such as "ooh love my business so much! Gives me so much free time and earn lots of pennies for hollibobs!" "Love spending time with my forever business budies and planning the next stage" "I dream it, I work it, I have it. You can join too!" GTF and take your pyramid scheme nonsense with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Folk who have jumped on the aloe Vera band wagon. Constant updates such as "ooh love my business so much! Gives me so much free time and earn lots of pennies for hollibobs!" "Love spending time with my forever business budies and planning the next stage" "I dream it, I work it, I have it. You can join too!" GTF and take your pyramid scheme nonsense with you! Hahaha - spot on! Some random "friend" on my Missus' FB got in touch with her saying she was up in Edinburgh and would she like to meet up. Mrs said OK, sure, only for said friend to mention how she would bring a laptop and show her a presentation...mental! Obviously the Bread Knife, in a subtle way, told her do one. This was some cosmetics company. Folk are so gullible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 That's all the kids got their school shoes for this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Woman 1 - 'Just been at hairdressers' with attached photo of woman with newly styled hair. Woman 2 - 'Did you get your hair cut? x' Woman 1 - 'Yeah, just home. Love it. x' Woman 2 - 'Thought so, suits you hun x' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Prepare for an influx of first day back at school pics. Really don't mind those who are starting P1...its a proper milestone. P 4 / 5 / 6 and the likes though...**** off. I'll be a guilty party to this next week, although my boy is going into P1 so I guess I'm off the hook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Prepare for an influx of first day back at school pics. Really don't mind those who are starting P1...its a proper milestone. P 4 / 5 / 6 and the likes though...**** off. This! Wish I hadn't logged on this morning, jam packed full of this crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I'll be a guilty party to this next week, although my boy is going into P1 so I guess I'm off the hook Definately acceptable to annoy your facebook friends if its P1. Its a proud and emotional day. Pics of P5's though............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Definately acceptable to annoy your facebook friends if its P1. Its a proud and emotional day. Pics of P5's though............ Saw a few high school 1st year pics as well. Which I personally thought was pretty acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Saw a few high school 1st year pics as well. Which I personally thought was pretty acceptable. 1st year ones are acceptable aye, its a big step up to high school, dog eat dog in there. Plus its a different uniform. I remember getting my pic taken on my first day of high school and thinking I was the dugs danglies in my CAT boots and Fruit of the Loom jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Prepare for an influx of first day back at school pics. Really don't mind those who are starting P1...its a proper milestone. P 4 / 5 / 6 and the likes though...**** off. Nah, I enjoy seeing those pics and watching my mates' kids grow up. Deal with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Nah, I enjoy seeing those pics and watching my mates' kids grow up. Deal with it Creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Loblaw Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Seen some story shared on my page the other day. Apparently some laddie had been chucked off a tram for claiming he was under 16 and the conductor didn't believe him. Obviously if he was under 16, the conductor is out of order and a complaint should be filed, but this guy had been named with a photo and his FB page shared while folk who knew the laddie's mum were threatening to leather the boy. Ridiculously over the top and quite scary how easily things can spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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