JudyJudyJudy Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 People on loud speaker on their phone on buses argghhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 24 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: At Uni years ago one of my female friends came into the mens loo with me and pissed in the urinal ! True story 😂 Ffs 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Negan said: Ffs 😂 Her name was Sharon Mind you ! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 7, 2023 Share Posted March 7, 2023 1 hour ago, jonesy said: I had to carry a female classmate out of the male bogs in a nightclub in Oregon once. She'd passed out while sat on a urinal, pished herself and thrown up on her legs. I was also banned from an Edinburgh nightclub for indulging in a bit of HYF in the female toilets with my then-girlfriend. Oooooo I got pulled into a cubicle in “ mood “ one by an amorous guy . The bouncers were unaware ! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 10C today followed by -5C the morra, .clown weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 https://edinburgh.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/building-community-evidence-for-urban-parklets-in-edinburgh Latest daft idea from the Edinburgh Clown Council. One question elates to the different styles of Parklet but not liking any of them is not a choice! How democratic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 1 hour ago, jonesy said: Real absence of white people in the pictures, which in Croydon, is some achievement. Didn't realise CEC was operating an apartheid kind of approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, jonesy said: Sorry, meant PoC. To many bursds in the pictures as well. Who the hell is doing the housework? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Stuart Lyon said: https://edinburgh.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/building-community-evidence-for-urban-parklets-in-edinburgh Latest daft idea from the Edinburgh Clown Council. One question elates to the different styles of Parklet but not liking any of them is not a choice! How democratic. I saw in the paper last week that the parking spaces and taxi rank outside M&S and Superdrug on Morningside Road was being considered for some 'green space' thing. 'Parklet' wasn't mentioned, but it must be part of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, jonesy said: The trans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 1 minute ago, jonesy said: Was that a Google-job or one from your personal collection? It's a selfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, jonesy said: Must be some size of selfie stick you've got. It's pretty big but its tucked away in that pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 Tried my best to make the council look poor in this. Chose the covered stationary bike shed parklet, as hopefully that'll get them to stop adding cycle lanes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 9 hours ago, jonesy said: Hope you pre-rinsed. And then rubbed in the lotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Four-way temporary traffic lights. FRO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 15 hours ago, Stuart Lyon said: https://edinburgh.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/building-community-evidence-for-urban-parklets-in-edinburgh Latest daft idea from the Edinburgh Clown Council. One question elates to the different styles of Parklet but not liking any of them is not a choice! How democratic. Does nobody in the clowncil realise that London is generally a good few degrees warmer with less rain? There's probably only 5% of the time where sitting outside in edinburgh doesn't put you at risk of hypothermia ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Apologies if discussed. People who refer to Billy Connolly as the big yin. As an a “yin” who happens to be big. It’s not it’s bigyin all one word. The pause between “big” and “yin” shouldn’t be there and it should be more of a “yun” than a “yin”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, jonesy said: Dogs. In cities. Shiting and pissing everywhere. Even if you pick it up, you're still probably leaving germs behind unless your mangey mutt forms perfect little solid meatballs of toley. Dogs should be banned from the streets. If you have a large garden, let it run around and keech all over the shop if you wish. But if you're walking around on narrow suburban streets and your flea-bitten baby-substitute has decided to use the pavement as its own personal toilet, you need to have a word with yourself. I'm calling in the Koreans to sort this out. Someone has stepped on a dog egg this morning... Edited March 14, 2023 by Konrad von Carstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 29 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: Apologies if discussed. People who refer to Billy Connolly as the big yin. As an a “yin” who happens to be big. It’s not it’s bigyin all one word. The pause between “big” and “yin” shouldn’t be there and it should be more of a “yun” than a “yin”. Why would it be one word? I agree regarding yin/yun though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 34 minutes ago, jonesy said: Dogs. In cities. Shiting and pissing everywhere. Even if you pick it up, you're still probably leaving germs behind unless your mangey mutt forms perfect little solid meatballs of toley. Dogs should be banned from the streets. If you have a large garden, let it run around and keech all over the shop if you wish. But if you're walking around on narrow suburban streets and your flea-bitten baby-substitute has decided to use the pavement as its own personal toilet, you need to have a word with yourself. I'm calling in the Koreans to sort this out. Someone wasn't allowed a dog as a child type post, imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Just now, Dick Dastardly said: Why would it be one word? I agree regarding yin/yun though. Because he’s the bigyin. Not the big yin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Vlad Magic said: Because he’s the bigyin. Not the big yin. I'm no havin that. It's definitely the Big Yin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Just now, jonesy said: We had cats. Equally shite, but at least they're not public nuisance type-shite. Wouldn't thank you for either given I'm living in a city. If I were in the sticks then that'd be a different story. Guide dogs, hot dogs and Hush Puppies are the only acceptable types of dog in a city. You went too far with Hush Puppies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 hour ago, jonesy said: Good enough for Ken Clarke, David Bowie and Tom Hanks... So are dogs... 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Vlad Magic said: Apologies if discussed. People who refer to Billy Connolly as the big yin. As an a “yin” who happens to be big. It’s not it’s bigyin all one word. The pause between “big” and “yin” shouldn’t be there and it should be more of a “yun” than a “yin”. Controversial view there. As an aside, Russell Harty had Billy C as guest on his chat show in the 90s - and his 1st question was "What's a Yin ?" Facepalm emojis were invented soon after. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Lone Striker said: Controversial view there. As an aside, Russell Harty had Billy C as guest on his chat show in the 90s - and his 1st question was "What's a Yin ?" Facepalm emojis were invented soon after. 😃 It’s not controversial at all. Its language. Hes the bigyin. Not the big (space) yin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Lazy rats who shop at supermarkets. Some halfwit left a basket in a parking space. Seems like they couldn't be bothered taking it back to the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: It’s not controversial at all. Its language. Hes the bigyin. Not the big (space) yin. First I've heard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Vlad Magic said: Apologies if discussed. People who refer to Billy Connolly as the big yin. As an a “yin” who happens to be big. It’s not it’s bigyin all one word. The pause between “big” and “yin” shouldn’t be there and it should be more of a “yun” than a “yin”. I'm not having that for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 58 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said: It’s not controversial at all. Its language. Hes the bigyin. Not the big (space) yin. Tongue-in-cheek comment .... sorry. 😉 When you say it out loud, then yes it could be all one word. I've never seen it written as all one word though. Has Connolly himself ever written it anywhere ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Has "people on public transport who breathe, sigh or cough on the back of your head/neck" been mentioned? If I ever get done for murder, it will be because of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said: It’s not controversial at all. Its language. Hes the bigyin. Not the big (space) yin. Big yin = big one surely, i.e. two words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Not written by the man himself, but relevant surely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Unknown user Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I've just been sacked 🤣 I spent 2k learning to drive a hgv and it's taken me 3months to find a job. I lasted 2 days because the boss found out I'm not willing to commit my future to a job that pays you £10ph and you have to do 13hr shifts in ****ing sewage and other manky stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 (edited) 21 hours ago, Vlad Magic said: It’s not controversial at all. Its language. Hes the bigyin. Not the big (space) yin. Edited March 15, 2023 by Dick Dastardly Forgot the pic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Dick Dastardly said: Oops beaten to it! I'm having a mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Herbert. said: I've just been sacked 🤣 I spent 2k learning to drive a hgv and it's taken me 3months to find a job. I lasted 2 days because the boss found out I'm not willing to commit my future to a job that pays you £10ph and you have to do 13hr shifts in ****ing sewage and other manky stuff. Sorry to hear that bud, Are these shifts legal, surely a few rest breaks in that time. Get looking for a job with better hours, i take it 3x 13 hours =39 is your basic week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Sorry to hear that bud, Are these shifts legal, surely a few rest breaks in that time. Get looking for a job with better hours, i take it 3x 13 hours =39 is your basic week. Nah its 5 days a week. They advertised it at 30k and the boy at the interview said there's some long days which I got at stagecoach you would work 1 or 2 long days the rest were like 7 or 8hrs. Turns out its 59hrs a week which they get by making you work over your break which is illegal. I dunno where I stand now since I got binned after 2 days and it's salaried so would I get a full week's pay? I already got another job so it's not the end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Herbert. said: Nah its 5 days a week. They advertised it at 30k and the boy at the interview said there's some long days which I got at stagecoach you would work 1 or 2 long days the rest were like 7 or 8hrs. Turns out its 59hrs a week which they get by making you work over your break which is illegal. I dunno where I stand now since I got binned after 2 days and it's salaried so would I get a full week's pay? I already got another job so it's not the end of the world. 59hrs per week at minimum wage? You were quite right to tell them to stuff it. Only bit I’m confused about is how an HGV driver ends up in that situation? Good to hear you’re sorted 👍 Edited March 15, 2023 by PaddysBar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, PaddysBar said: 59hrs per week at minimum wage? You were quite right to tell them to stuff it. Only bit I’m confused about is how an HGV driver ends up in that situation? Good to hear you’re sorted 👍 I needed experience and they are the only ones willing to take a new pass, My thinking was do it for a few months and I'll get something better, No danger would I have done that normally, No one should work those hours and walk out with 450 a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 8 minutes ago, Herbert. said: I needed experience and they are the only ones willing to take a new pass, My thinking was do it for a few months and I'll get something better, No danger would I have done that normally, No one should work those hours and walk out with 450 a week. 👍 all the best for the new job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 32 minutes ago, jonesy said: Isn't 'yin' the same as 'one'? So The Big Yin = The Big One? Whywouldn'tyouuseaspaceinbetweenthetwowords? I think what we're trying to define here is where the emphasis goes. It should be on 'big' rather than 'yin'. I think that's what the poster was trying to show with making it all one word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 18 minutes ago, R9. said: Was it bidfood by any chance Nah JC Environmental. I heard Bidfood pay no bad but work you like a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 14/03/2023 at 09:43, Vlad Magic said: Apologies if discussed. People who refer to Billy Connolly as the big yin. As an a “yin” who happens to be big. It’s not it’s bigyin all one word. The pause between “big” and “yin” shouldn’t be there and it should be more of a “yun” than a “yin”. Seeing as he's from through west why isn't he called 'the Big Wan'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 35 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: Me, currently everything I seem to touch turns to shite or breaks. No idea what is going on but I currently seem to have the opposite of the Midas touch. Be careful when going for a pish, maybe use some tongs to hold your special friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 38 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: Me, currently everything I seem to touch turns to shite or breaks. No idea what is going on but I currently seem to have the opposite of the Midas touch. Made In China... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, OBE said: Made In China... TBF i purchased the best and most reliable tropical tank heater from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: TBF i purchased the best and most reliable tropical tank heater from there. Xi, is watching and listening to you... Edited March 17, 2023 by OBE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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