Captain Sausage Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 NME website Every time I go on it (I know, I know) I get some stupid pop up for some chap called 'skepta' Every article/every time without bloody fail I open the site I get this. Don't know or care who he is or what he does, I don't care Keep it that way if you want to avoid another visit to the seethe thread on the topic of absolutely pish 'musicians'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 People eating chips on the bus then leave wrapper and unfinished tub of sauce on the seat when they leave. By feck there's some ignorant thoughtless ****s around. Tubs of sauce with chips? Feck me, I've been away too long. When did that happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Feckers like that should be birched. Birched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I got passed one with tobacco in on Christmas day, 6 years I've been off it. Utterly foul, I'd completely forgotten. Nearly lost my lungs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Tubs of sauce with chips? Feck me, I've been away too long. When did that happen? The chips were from a well-known fast food outlet. Here's another seethe.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-38467295 Why do that? Really, why? "For a laugh?" I'm a wishy-washy Guardian-reading liberal softie but it's hard sometimes not to want to give ****s like that a kick up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 For last 12 years we've spent Christmas Day at her parents. Because of problems with her dad throughout the year the Mrs said that we weren't going this year, which I said I was happy to go with whatever she decided. One of the things I was really looking forward to being at home was the copious amounts of leftovers. Because we'd always stayed at her parents for a few days the Mrs pretty much bought all the food. This meant we we got home there was no cold turkey sandwiches or any of the other trimmings. We had all our food in however the Mrs had a change of heart and we did go to them on Christmas Day, which was fine. It meant we had an abundance of food and I could still look forward to my leftovers. The Mrs invited her parents round and we had a nice time. I had to pop out for a few hours and when I got back they were gone. The ****ers took pretty much all the leftovers with them! To add insult to injury the ****ing huge cheesecake which was amazing and fed 14 people, I was left 1 slice! They took 8 ****ing slices! 8! Cheese, crisps, turkey.... I'm going to stop as it's actually making me worse Fat ****ing *****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Grounds for divorce imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 For last 12 years we've spent Christmas Day at her parents. Because of problems with her dad throughout the year the Mrs said that we weren't going this year, which I said I was happy to go with whatever she decided. One of the things I was really looking forward to being at home was the copious amounts of leftovers. Because we'd always stayed at her parents for a few days the Mrs pretty much bought all the food. This meant we we got home there was no cold turkey sandwiches or any of the other trimmings. We had all our food in however the Mrs had a change of heart and we did go to them on Christmas Day, which was fine. It meant we had an abundance of food and I could still look forward to my leftovers. The Mrs invited her parents round and we had a nice time. I had to pop out for a few hours and when I got back they were gone. The ****ers took pretty much all the leftovers with them! To add insult to injury the ******* huge cheesecake which was amazing and fed 14 people, I was left 1 slice! They took 8 ******* slices! 8! Cheese, crisps, turkey.... I'm going to stop as it's actually making me worse Fat ******* *****! I'm raging for you mate. That's "jobby through the letterbox" behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 I'm raging for you mate. That's "jobby through the letterbox" behaviour It was nearly game over when I went for the cream to have with the cheesecake and thought they'd taken a half empty tub! Luckily I found it just before I opened my mouth [emoji85] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Spend nearly 2 hours ordering a sofa and despite saying the colour we wanted 5 times and not once mentioning black, I've just checked the order page and the operator ordered a black sofa, called back and guess what? Home for the night 3 mins after I've just spoken to them. 8am call tomorrow beckons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Spend nearly 2 hours ordering a sofa and despite saying the colour we wanted 5 times and not once mentioning black, I've just checked the order page and the operator ordered a black sofa, called back and guess what? Home for the night 3 mins after I've just spoken to them. 8am call tomorrow beckons I reckon this idiot you got worked for ASDA home deliveries about 9 years ago. Everytime there was a feck up with our order this 'manager' had just 'popped out to lunch'. One particular day his 'lunch hour' lasted 3 1/2 hours. Most annoyingly, his name was Chuck. Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Paper laddie & lassies getting a run round in their ma & da's cars. Mollycoddling the shit out these future losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Asda pizza getting rather stingy with the sprinkling of cheese, and the addition of toppings, of late. Hope this is just lazy ******* syndrome in my local, and not the depressing reality of all food retailers downsizing their products. They're too nice to **** about with. It's not local as I have noticed this as well. The used to ask if you wanted cheese on your base then once they had put your toppings on they would ask if you wanted extra cheese on top. The other week I asked for extra cheese and she asked "what as one of your toppings?". Shame really as I love Asda pizzas. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Queues at Petrol stations. Theres 6 pumps with filling guns on both sides (so 12 opportunities to fill up). Queues only on one side though because folk dont want to pull the filling gun round the back of their cars as the filling flap on their car is on the opposite side to the pump. Then! When I skip the "queue" and pull the filling pipe/gun across the back of my car I get all the dirtly looks & head shaking! @$#? off ya nippy arseholes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 NME website Every time I go on it (I know, I know) I get some stupid pop up for some chap called 'skepta' Every article/every time without bloody fail I open the site I get this. Don't know or care who he is or what he does, I don't care The man needs adblocker fam but 'that's not me'. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Queues at Petrol stations. Theres 6 pumps with filling guns on both sides (so 12 opportunities to fill up). Queues only on one side though because folk dont want to pull the filling gun round the back of their cars as the filling flap on their car is on the opposite side to the pump. Then! When I skip the "queue" and pull the filling pipe/gun across the back of my car I get all the dirtly looks & head shaking! @$#? off ya nippy arseholes! Worse still, the cretins who block the pumps without using them - Just so they can nip in to the shop to buy cigarettes, papers, hot food.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Queues at Petrol stations. Theres 6 pumps with filling guns on both sides (so 12 opportunities to fill up). Queues only on one side though because folk dont want to pull the filling gun round the back of their cars as the filling flap on their car is on the opposite side to the pump. Then! When I skip the "queue" and pull the filling pipe/gun across the back of my car I get all the dirtly looks & head shaking! @$#? off ya nippy arseholes! I take great delight when doing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Folk going proper radio rental at Scotrail (I know) when someone jumps in front of a train, meaning all trains in the area are cancelled. Then they all assume that dozens of buses can miraculously be conjured up instantly at the precise spot they need one. Unrealistic expectation bampots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 Worse still, the cretins who block the pumps without using them - Just so they can nip in to the shop to buy cigarettes, papers, hot food.... Not something I do myself but I can understand it. A lot of petrol stations have nowhere else to park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Why do diesel pumps always seem to have diesel all over the handle near the trigger ? Doesn't seem to be the case with petrol pumps. Thank feck for the free gloves. Yeah I know, feckin gloves.... Petrol evaporates quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Petrol evaporates quicker The correct way to pump fuel is to stop at the 1st click then either take to the nearest pound or litre. Have observed people pumping till its overflowing on to the forecourt(some cars have an overflow) Excess diesel tends to splash back on to the pump nozzle, hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 The correct way to pump fuel is to stop at the 1st click then either take to the nearest pound or litre. Have observed people pumping till its overflowing on to the forecourt(some cars have an overflow) Excess diesel tends to splash back on to the pump nozzle, hope that helps. . Larger vehicles such as busses and lorrys also have wide diesel inlets so when it is scooshing in sometimes it splashes back onto the pump handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 The man needs adblocker fam but 'that's not me'. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Not something I do myself but I can understand it. A lot of petrol stations have nowhere else to park. True that but if they are turning a petrol station into a bloody supermarket ADD SOME FECKING PARKING SPACES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Sorry..... Predictable but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Worse still, the cretins who block the pumps without using them - Just so they can nip in to the shop to buy cigarettes, papers, hot food.... I went to use the air machine to blow up my tyres once but found it blocked by two empty cars. I asked the staff what was happening and they said "Oh they might have parked there to go to McDonald's, wouldn't be the first time." As if McDonald's doesn't have its own car park! Selfish arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I went to use the air machine to blow up my tyres once but found it blocked by two empty cars. I asked the staff what was happening and they said "Oh they might have parked there to go to McDonald's, wouldn't be the first time." As if McDonald's doesn't have its own car park! Selfish arseholes. McDonald's > Road Safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 You should have let their tyres down... And shit on the bonnet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 You should have let their tyres down... And shit on the bonnet... What time does the kindergarten open the morn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 (edited) And shit on the bonnet...That is just so wrong. Shit on your own hand and wipe it off onto their door handles. Obviously wash your own hands prior to picking your nose. Edited January 5, 2017 by superjack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 That is just so wrong. Shit on your own hand and wipe it off onto their door handles. Obviously wash your own hands prior to picking your nose. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 That is just so wrong. Shit on your own hand and wipe it off onto their door handles. Obviously wash your own hands prior to picking your nose. Agreed. Anyone who has tried shitting on a car bonnet will attest to how difficult and potentially injurious it is. Allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Was it on here I read about someone who, pissed of about being chucked out of a hotel, shat on a plate, put it in the microwave and turned onto full!!! That would be a special kind of smell :laugh4: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 My not so new seethe is people. They are absolutely the worst. Visited Auschwitz yesterday, you'd think the main seethe about people here would be the fact that over a million souls were murdered; man woman and child alike. How could people be so bad to other people? Hideous. But d'you know what really ripped my knitting? Modern day people. Posing for photos at the gates. Sitting on the rail track trying to look pensive. Grabbing the wires of the fence to appear to be looking off into the distance for a picture. Even the relentless photographing of gallows, gas chambers and walls where people were shot and killed - quick pose for a photo it might get lots of likes. What about a catchy #? #selfieswillsetyoufree Properly made me seethe. Here's some internet photos I've found - obviously this is not an uncommon thing. https://www.instagram.com/p/BO-OJwQB8_2/?tagged=auschwitz https://www.instagram.com/p/BO9tOKFAc46/?tagged=auschwitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny D Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Paper laddie & lassies getting a run round in their ma & da's cars. Mollycoddling the shit out these future losers. Reminds me of my brother when he was younger, he had a paper round and got driven round by my mum, he packed it in after one day......lazy barsteward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 https://www.instagram.com/p/BO-OJwQB8_2/?tagged=auschwitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 (edited) But d'you know what really ripped my knitting? Modern day people. Posing for photos at the gates. Sitting on the rail track trying to look pensive. Grabbing the wires of the fence to appear to be looking off into the distance for a picture. This kind of behaviour is rife in Sydney. People standing gazing at the bridge or Opera House while someone takes their photo. Except, they're not actually looking at it or taking it in. They pause just long enough to get the photo taken, check the photo, then run off to the next photo stop. It's pathetic. Genuinely makes me angry. I shouldn't let it bother me so much, but I genuinely despise these people. People no longer just enjoy things. They take pictures of them instead of enjoying them. I'm alive in the wrong decade. Probably the wrong century. Edited January 8, 2017 by michael_bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 And don't she just know it. The hashtags she uses make me seethe big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 And don't she just know it. The hashtags she uses make me seethe big time. She's not actually tidy. Investigation of her other pictures reveals this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny D Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 She's not actually tidy. Investigation of her other pictures reveals this. she's far from being tidy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 she's far from being tidy I had to investigate further, and you're correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 She's not actually tidy. Investigation of her other pictures reveals this. I thought that was pretty obvious from her wee profile picture. No investigation needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Mrs never lets the lad take drinks up to his room. She was out yesterday and he wanted a drink so I thought it would be safe giving him one in his sports bottle. For some unknown reason he decided to take the lid off and place the bottle on top of his Xbox That'll teach me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Mrs never lets the lad take drinks up to his room. She was out yesterday and he wanted a drink so I thought it would be safe giving him one in his sports bottle. For some unknown reason he decided to take the lid off and place the bottle on top of his Xbox That'll teach me! That'll teach him, surely? If I done that, my parents would rightly tell me to **** off if I even dropped the slightest hint about them getting me a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 That'll teach him, surely? If I done that, my parents would rightly tell me to **** off if I even dropped the slightest hint about them getting me a new one. Currently setting the replacement up I probably would have gone with the response you stated however it happened yesterday and the subsequent fallout was horrendous. He didn't play it a lot tbf however it resulted in him and his sister fighting over the other console. Whilst pissed off he has put some of his own money towards it..... ?30 [emoji23] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 (edited) That'll teach him, surely? If I done that, my parents would rightly tell me to **** off if I even dropped the slightest hint about them getting me a new one. Exactly what I was thinking! No way my parents would have been able to afford to replace such an item due to my stupidity/carelessness. Edited January 8, 2017 by Sooperstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Exactly what I was thinking! No way my parents would have been able to afford to replace such an item due to my stupidity/carelessness. If I worked on that basis my kids would get feck all. I'm not going to apply the same logic just because my parents applied it. Right or wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sooperstar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 If I worked on that basis my kids would get feck all. I'm not going to apply the same logic just because my parents applied it. Right or wrong. I'm certainly not going to tell you how to parent your own kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I'm certainly not going to tell you how to parent your own kids! I know bud and I do actually agree mostly with your comments and before having kids this would have pretty much been my take on it. My daughter is spoilt simply because we have limited time with her. That obviously complicates things a bit with her younger brother because you can't be seen to be unfair. As a result, I admit both are spoilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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