Morgan Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 It was pishing with snow, the stuff lying everywhere when I read it. I thought there was snow on the car, and an indentation in the snow. I now see there was no mention of snow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 (edited) Folk using the C-word to mean "person" or "guy". Some****, every****, nae***, spoke to the ***** yesterday, etc. I hate it. Or even just overuse of it in general. Saw two guys talking at work today and one of them said he'd been busy. The second guy replied "Ya *****, you've done **** all ya wee *****!" Hideous. EDIT: Had to edit that as some of it made it through the the swear filter somehow. Edited February 9, 2017 by Ramsay Bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Folk using the C-word to mean "person" or "guy". Some****, every****, nae***, spoke to the ***** yesterday, etc. I hate it. Or even just overuse of it in general. Saw two guys talking at work today and one of them said he'd been busy. The second guy replied "Ya *****, you've done **** all ya wee *****!" Hideous. EDIT: Had to edit that as some of it made it through the the swear filter somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Folk using the C-word to mean "person" or "guy". Some****, every****, nae***, spoke to the ***** yesterday, etc. I hate it. Or even just overuse of it in general. Saw two guys talking at work today and one of them said he'd been busy. The second guy replied "Ya *****, you've done **** all ya wee *****!" Hideous. EDIT: Had to edit that as some of it made it through the the swear filter somehow. I worked with a guy that happened to be the son of the guy whom owned the company. He treated people like shit on his shoe and on a night out when he was purposely noising people up I asked him why he had to act like a ***** all the time! The point of my story is that whilst some people might absolutely hate the word. Somewhere there is someone that is such a ***** that to use any other word would just be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 The emphasis she puts on it as well . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Forgot I posted here. Suppose I should set it up whereby I get notified of replies to what I've posted. 5 years too late. Anyway... @ Irufushi: Corsa. No, I'm not an old woman, a 17 year old boy racer, nor do I only go 20mph in it. For those who're wanting to pounce on this revelation. @ Sooperstar: Some of the twats up where I live, are Satan's dried sperm. Only miracle they're happy with, is turning dole money into Strongbow. Plus, my car's just been washed...wouldn't have noticed otherwise. @ Smithee; I can only assume it was a stronger batch than usual? I've sorted out most of it by pushing it up by myself. There's a slight crease still, but I can fix that at a later date. I've had someone jump on the roof of another car of mine before, and I fixed that. But that's not the point. To use the venacular,(sorry Ramsay) the culprit(s) in question, is/are a thunder *****(s). I moved a couple of weeks ago, I now have two coffeeshops within 100 yards of my house. Don't expect my attention to detail to improve any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Hotel buffet breakfast, some American guy decides to Skype his family without headphones and at full volume. You have got to be kidding here? There is no way some prick would actually do that in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Forgot I posted here. Suppose I should set it up whereby I get notified of replies to what I've posted. 5 years too late. Anyway... @ Irufushi: Corsa. No, I'm not an old woman, a 17 year old boy racer, nor do I only go 20mph in it. For those who're wanting to pounce on this revelation. Ach, at least it wasn't a good car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 I worked with a guy that happened to be the son of the guy whom owned the company. He treated people like shit on his shoe and on a night out when he was purposely noising people up I asked him why he had to act like a ***** all the time! The point of my story is that whilst some people might absolutely hate the word. Somewhere there is someone that is such a ***** that to use any other word would just be wrong. Aye it's not the word itself I don't like, & in situations like yours it's completely justified. It's the casual use of it to mean "person" etc that I hate. "Aye he's a sound *****" etc. I must hear the word about 100 times a day at work. Mila Kunis, however, can say or do absolutely anything she wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Someone crashed into the back of me today in traffic at roadworks. The most ****ing annoying thing is it was at about 1 mph, and I barely noticed it because my car didn't even move because the handbrake was on The guy did jump out and was apologetic like, but what the actual ****? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 My mum was due to land at Southampton airport at 19:55 however her flight kept getting pushed back. I couldn't get any updates on Edinburgh Departures or Southampton arrivals however she called me at 21:20 to say that she was now on the plane. I kept looking at the relevant sites for confirmation of when she'd land and eventually Flybe's website confirmed it was expected to land at 22:30. It's about 30 mins away and I got there for bang on 22:30 however 20 mins later still no sign of her. I wandered into the airport and the ****ing flights been diverted to ****ing Bournemouth! The last 4 times we've flown with these arseholes it's either been cancelled or diverted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Had a late shift the day. Only traveling back from Bristol so boosted off early at Reading and was in time for the 23:15 home. Should've been home by 23:45. But no, 23:15 and the next one cancelled. Now sat on the midnight 15. No happy. Just as well I'm heading up for the derby or I'd be in a really bad mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Local supermarket have re-arranged all their shelves. Can't find feck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Local supermarket have re-arranged all their shelves. Can't find feck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Local supermarket have re-arranged all their shelves. Can't find feck all. I detest shopping in supermarkets. In fact the last time I went I deliberately called the Mrs every 2 mins asking where stuff was! Now I only get asked if it's an emergency [emoji41] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 People that stay on their phone while being served in a shop, ignorance at its best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Someone crashed into the back of me today in traffic at roadworks. The most ******* annoying thing is it was at about 1 mph, and I barely noticed it because my car didn't even move because the handbrake was on The guy did jump out and was apologetic like, but what the actual ****? Probably notice now a lot of folk cant drive, or put lights on when its dark, , drive too fast in fog, list is endless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 With your minds on typing on Kickback, picking up what was a hot cup of Tea only to get a mouthful of yesterdays stone cold instead. RANK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Folk who wear pyjamas outside their homes. Should be shot on sight, lazy gets. Aye thats deffo dodgy behaviour, not an isolated act though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Anyone thinking that I might give a flying fox terrier about the rugby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 With your minds on typing on Kickback, picking up what was a hot cup of Tea only to get a mouthful of yesterdays stone cold instead. RANK!!! Why the **** is yesterday's cup of tea still sitting there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Why the **** is yesterday's cup of tea still sitting there? Exactly what I was thinking. That's just clarty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Having the shakes after drinking too much and having to force yourself to eat something! Never again! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Working on the day of a cup Derby!!! Trumps the bloody lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Working on the day of a cup Derby!!! Trumps a bloody arse. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Folk who blatantly refuse to wash their hands after using the toilet. The ones in the main stand who were there when Cowie was down getting treatment in the first half were culprits. The rugger folk in Thomsons after the game are just as bad! SCUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Folk who blatantly refuse to wash their hands after using the toilet. The ones in the main stand who were there when Cowie was down getting treatment in the first half were culprits. The rugger folk in Thomsons after the game are just as bad! SCUM! I hate when I've washed my hands and the have to open the door with the handle that God knows how many dirty cstun who haven't washed thier hands have used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Take some tissues to the cludgie, mate... I usually do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 I usually do Aye, but for toilet purposes he meant. Not gratification Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Folk who blatantly refuse to wash their hands after using the toilet. The ones in the main stand who were there when Cowie was down getting treatment in the first half were culprits. The rugger folk in Thomsons after the game are just as bad! SCUM! I hate when I've washed my hands and the have to open the door with the handle that God knows how many dirty cstun who haven't washed thier hands have used. These guys get it! I actually mouth dirty ****ers when I see people do this. Like me I bet you also try opening the door ways that you think others won't touch! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 These guys get it! I actually mouth dirty ****ers when I see people do this. Like me I bet you also try opening the door ways that you think others won't touch! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Pull your sleeve over your hand. Better than touching it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Irritants that drive at 22mph in a 30, if you're that early for work, stay in your ?uckin bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Irritants that drive at 22mph in a 30, if you're that early for work, stay in your ?uckin bed! Get used to it. Most 30 zones are set to become 20 at the end of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Get used to it. Most 30 zones are set to become 20 at the end of the month. Same irritants will drive at 12mph. How are these zones to be governed? Hard task! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 People who spit their chewing gum out on the floor of a taxi. YOUR SCUM, BROUGHT UP BY SCUM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 People who spit their chewing gum out on the floor of a taxi. YOUR SCUM, BROUGHT UP BY SCUM!!! It only bothers you if its in a taxi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Folk who blatantly refuse to wash their hands after using the toilet. The ones in the main stand who were there when Cowie was down getting treatment in the first half were culprits. The rugger folk in Thomsons after the game are just as bad! SCUM! I hate when I've washed my hands and the have to open the door with the handle that God knows how many dirty cstun who haven't washed thier hands have used. These guys get it! I actually mouth dirty ****ers when I see people do this. Like me I bet you also try opening the door ways that you think others won't touch! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro It's disgusting guys, but sadly we seem to be in the minority. Same as you SC, hardly seen anyone wash their hands at the game yesterday, or any game really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Same irritants will drive at 12mph. How are these zones to be governed? Hard task! How are they currently governed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 It only bothers you if its in a taxi? No bud, it bothers me if they do it anywhere. Just posted that because I had to throw two girls out my taxi who did it. She was a teacher as well. Hope nobody on here's kid is being taught by this scumbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 How are they currently governed? Traffic congestion at busy periods, abused when quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Mine tend to be driving related as I do cover some miles. I get super annoyed by people sitting stopping people turning left onto a main road when they are turning right. When there is enough room for 2 cars don't sit in the bloody middle with your indicator on stopping people turning left! Position the car so people can get past you!! Also people who are convinced there cars magically get narrower if they slow down. Car comes towards them, its a bit tight, think I'l slow down to make my car narrower? Weirdos!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Folk who wear pyjamas. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 People who spit their chewing gum out on the floor of a taxi. YOUR SCUM, BROUGHT UP BY SCUM!!! Folk who do this onto pavements are not terribly decent either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Mine tend to be driving related as I do cover some miles. I get super annoyed by people sitting stopping people turning left onto a main road when they are turning right. When there is enough room for 2 cars don't sit in the bloody middle with your indicator on stopping people turning left! Position the car so people can get past you!! Also people who are convinced there cars magically get narrower if they slow down. Car comes towards them, its a bit tight, think I'l slow down to make my car narrower? Weirdos!! Folk sneaking up on the left then stopping is actually a pet hate of mine. There is one junction on my way home where I am trying to turn right but if some one sneeks up on the left it blocks my clear view of the traffic and I cannot go safely. I deliberately position myself a foot too far over so no one can sneak past. Its nor a particularly busy junction but once the 3Rd or 4th car goes past I am raging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Folk who do this onto pavements are not terribly decent either. Also SCUM Mine tend to be driving related as I do cover some miles. I get super annoyed by people sitting stopping people turning left onto a main road when they are turning right. When there is enough room for 2 cars don't sit in the bloody middle with your indicator on stopping people turning left! Position the car so people can get past you!! Also people who are convinced there cars magically get narrower if they slow down. Car comes towards them, its a bit tight, think I'l slow down to make my car narrower? Weirdos!! Another driving related. What is it with people, that they can't understand what to do when an emergency vehicle is coming with siren and lights on, it's not complicated. If they're not swerving in front of it in a panic, they sit at a red light refusing to move to let it through, even though nothing is coming. Move you idiot, you could cost someone their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 (edited) Also SCUM Another driving related. What is it with people, that they can't understand what to do when an emergency vehicle is coming with siren and lights on, it's not complicated. If they're not swerving in front of it in a panic, they sit at a red light refusing to move to let it through, even though nothing is coming. Move you idiot, you could cost someone their life. Major ****ing seethe about this. I was driving into Edinburgh the other week, approaching the Drumbrae roundabout from the West, when an ambulance was coming up behind me. I was in the normal lane, not the bus lane right before the roundabout, so I indicated to pull into the bus lane so I could let him pass. There was a car in the bus lane about a car length behind me, so the only way the ambulance was getting past was for me to move in, but I wasn't actually holding him up. I accelerated a wee bit so there was a large enough gap for me to safely get in, and the ambulance was right behind me so I moved over. The ****ing clown in the bus lane deliberately sped up and came right up to within 4 inches of my bumper, blaring his horn, just as the ambulance went past. I had been indicating for a good 10 seconds by this point and the gap was there. What ****ing part of the blue flashing lights and sirens did he not quite understand meant people might need to get out of the way. He even rolled his window down to start shouting at me when we got to the roundabout. I ****ing hate other drivers. Edited February 14, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Major ******* seethe about this. I was driving into Edinburgh the other week, approaching the Drumbrae roundabout from the West, when an ambulance was coming up behind me. I was in the normal lane, not the bus lane right before the roundabout, so I indicated to pull into the bus lane so I could let him pass. There was a car in the bus lane about a car length behind me, so the only way the ambulance was getting past was for me to move in, but I wasn't actually holding him up. I accelerated a wee bit so there was a large enough gap for me to safely get in, and the ambulance was right behind me so I moved over. The ******* clown in the bus lane deliberately sped up and came right up to within 4 inches of my bumper, blaring his horn, just as the ambulance went past. I had been indicating for a good 10 seconds by this point and the gap was there. What ******* part of the blue flashing lights and sirens did he not quite understand meant people might need to get out of the way. He even rolled his window down to start shouting at me when we got to the roundabout. I ******* hate other drivers. And then there is the erseholes who get tucked in behind the ambulance who try and use it as a means to overtake all the considerate motorists who pulled over to let it pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 (edited) And then there is the erseholes who get tucked in behind the ambulance who try and use it as a means to overtake all the considerate motorists who pulled over to let it pass.Seen a few people use this as an excuse to go through red lights in Dundee. (edit - as in, not to get out of the way, which is acceptable, but actually pull out behind them and follow them through.) Major arseholes. Hope they crash and the ambulance attending them gets stuck behind another shit driver. Edited February 14, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 People who take clothes off the rails in shops to look and then put them back in the wrong place. It is annoying to see something you are looking for only to discover it is extra small instead of extra large and it is the last one in stock ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 People who take clothes off the rails in shops to look and then put them back in the wrong place. It is annoying to see something you are looking for only to discover it is extra small instead of extra large and it is the last one in stock ! Lose some weight ya fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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