Shooter McGavin Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Right Guard Extreme! Who's bright idea was it to come up with a pepper spray edition Right Guards 72 hour deodorant. My armpit hair has never felt more violated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 That's my worst nightmare. Already allergic to Right Guard products! I've been using RG since I was 16 however I won't be using that range! Right Guards 72 hour deodorant. My armpit hair has never felt more violated. It immediately reminded me of the time I put Deep Heat on my hamstring which managed to get on my nether regions! Only this time I didn't run onto a football pitch and start ripping up handfuls of wet grass and sticking it down my shorts [emoji85] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) L'Or?al men expert deodorants are the best. Edited February 1, 2017 by Irufushi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Went a walk along Portobello prom on Sunday morning with the kids. Sunny crisp morning. Loads and loads of dogs. No issues with that as they need to be walked & I appreciate the owners that pick up their dogs poo. What I have issues with is: EVERY lamp post stinking of dog pish (you cant pick that up....) Dogs not on leads on the prom - saw one toddler knocked over by what I thought was a wee horse and another kid got their roll taken by another beast. Another guy was shouting his dugs name over and over as the beast ran about daft knocking into folk (minded me of that video of Benson!, Benson! Benson!). Surely he could have had it on a lead and let it free when he was at a quite bit of the beach? I used to love Porty but I think in future we may need to go elsewhere for our seaside walks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I hate spray deodorant anyway, haven't used it since I was about 15 (the dreaded Lynx Africa days that pretty much every teenager goes through). I only ever use roll-out deodorants, which I find work so much better than sprays. Also, who the **** needs a 72 hour deodorant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 It's in the news today, but train ticket pricing. Travelling south from Inverness, and on the same train, booking an 'advance' ticket, it's ?12.40 to Aviemore, ?8.70 to Perth and ?8.10 to Waverley. WT absolute F?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 It's in the news today, but train ticket pricing. Travelling south from Inverness, and on the same train, booking an 'advance' ticket, it's ?12.40 to Aviemore, ?8.70 to Perth and ?8.10 to Waverley. WT absolute F?? Slow news day then. The same stories get pulled out every year, if folk don't know by now that train fares have no logic to them there's something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Slow news day then. The same stories get pulled out every year, if folk don't know by now that train fares have no logic to them there's something wrong. The story was that the train companies have held their hands up and they are going to come up with a system which guarantees you will get the best fare possible. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Also, who the **** needs a 72 hour deodorant? People whose bath nights are Wednesday and Sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 So basically it's Copperpot who's an arsehole and not his bursd? Shower o *******s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 The story was that the train companies have held their hands up and they are going to come up with a system which guarantees you will get the best fare possible. Apparently. Yes I know. It's also a half arsed effort as they couldn't even be bothered to get all the major franchise involved. A colleague of mine who's job title is "fares implementation manager" knew dick all about it until he read about it on the internet. Most folk don't currently sell customers the highest priced ticket either. For example, I don't know anyone that sells a peak return from London Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Yes I know. It's also a half arsed effort as they couldn't even be bothered to get all the major franchise involved. A colleague of mine who's job title is "fares implementation manager" knew dick all about it until he read about it on the internet. Most folk don't currently sell customers the highest priced ticket either. For example, I don't know anyone that sells a peak return from London Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads. A first class return from Paddington to Bristol TM is ?353. (For a 1hr 40m trip). Standard class is over ?200. That's wild. Does anyone pay that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 A first class return from Paddington to Bristol TM is ?353. (For a 1hr 40m trip). Standard class is over ?200. That's wild. Does anyone pay that? Businesses and stupid people do, yes. There is however no peak travel to Paddington in the afternoon/evening, only off peak. If an ordinary punter asks me for a return when traveling out in the morning then I'll always suggest a peak single to Bristol and an off peak single from Bristol to Paddington. Saves them over ?50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 What about if you're travelling from (say)PAD to BRI near the end of peak time and buy a ticket to Reading and then an off-peak (for the same train) to BRI. Is that allowed? Or if I wanted to go from Inverness to Aviemore but bought the cheaper ticket to Waverley and just got off at Aviemore - is that allowed without penalty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 What about if you're travelling from (say)PAD to BRI near the end of peak time and buy a ticket to Reading and then an off-peak (for the same train) to BRI. Is that allowed? Or if I wanted to go from Inverness to Aviemore but bought the cheaper ticket to Waverley and just got off at Aviemore - is that allowed without penalty? The same train would still be a peak service from Reading. It would have a chance of being off peak beyond Swindon (depending on the service) in which case you could do as you suggest from there. There aren't many services that have changing restrictions. Technically you're not allowed to get off at Aviemore but it would be a complete jobsworth that would stop you. You could give any number of feasible reasons why you had to cut your journey short and turn back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Cheers, IJ. On another note 'Veg rationing panic catastrophe UK'. Turns out a supermarket is limiting sales of Iceberg lettuce to 3 heads per visit. How will we cope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 People who don't care about a sport 99% of the year but when a big competition comes up they act like experts. Commonly assosciated with the Superbowl, The Masters, Wimbledon etc. Just **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) Add the 6 Nations Rugby to the list. One man and his dug go normally yet 67k egg chasing Hooray Henrys and Henriettas turn up at Murrayfield, some of who piss and leave empty beer cans in your garden and driveway, but it's all good clean bools in the mooth fun eh chaps ? Couldn't agree more Jonno They are usually part-time drinkers as well. Whighams wine cellar was where the worst of these idiots amassed when the 'rugger' was on. Get feckin lost ya Lyle and Scott/Pringle jersey [with a check shirt underneath] [tucked into Jumbo cords worn over Russell and feckin Bromley brogues] wearing erseholes. Don't forget your Barbour jacket and brown hide gloves in case your manicured hands get a wee bitty chapped in the cold. Edited February 3, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Add the 6 Nations Rugby to the list. One man and his dug go normally yet 67k egg chasing Hooray Henrys and Henriettas turn up at Murrayfield, some of who piss and leave empty beer cans in your garden and driveway, but it's all good clean bools in the mooth fun eh chaps ? correct. for arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Add the 6 Nations Rugby to the list. One man and his dug go normally yet 67k egg chasing Hooray Henrys and Henriettas turn up at Murrayfield, some of who piss and leave empty beer cans in your garden and driveway, but it's all good clean bools in the mooth fun eh chaps ? What annoys me about rugby fans is they think everyone else gives a ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 For some odd reason I hate when fans call us "Hertz" actually it really ****ing annoys me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 What annoys me about rugby fans is they think everyone else gives a ****. Rugby fans are w******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Rugby fans are w******. Of that, there is no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) People who don't care about a sport 99% of the year but when a big competition comes up they act like experts. Commonly assosciated with the Superbowl, The Masters, Wimbledon etc. Just **** off. The World Cup is a prime example of this. People who would normally turn their noses up if you told them you'd been at Tynecastle last Saturday are suddenly all over the football, because it's the World Cup. These people ruin pubs with their part time "festive drinker" antics too*. The Olympics thrives on this mentality though. Think of the folk who, for a couple of weeks every four years, can't get enough of shot put, synchronised swimming etc...because it's the Olypics. Utter cretins. * Sligtly different, but not unrelated rant, festive drinkers. They pack out your local over Christmas and New Year, then vanish for the rest of the year. They don't know how to behave and just make it unpleasant for the regulars. If I owned a pub I'd set up a loyalty points system. If you get enough points you can use the 'express lane' for getting served - bypass the novelty jumper brigade completely, maybe have an entire room for regulars if the pub was big enough. Edited February 3, 2017 by A Boy Named Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 The World Cup is a prime example of this. People who would normally turn their noses up if you told them you'd been at Tynecastle last Saturday are suddenly all over the football, because it's the World Cup. These people ruin pubs with their part time "festive drinker" antics too*. The Olympics thrives on this mentality though. Think of the folk who, for a couple of weeks every four years, can't get enough of shot put, synchronised swimming etc...because it's the Olypics. Utter cretins. * Sligtly different, but not unrelated rant, festive drinkers. They pack out your local over Christmas and New Year, then vanish for the rest of the year. They don't know how to behave and just make it unpleasant for the regulars. If I owned a pub I'd set up a loyalty points system. If you get enough points you can use the 'express lane' for getting served - bypass the novelty jumper brigade completely, maybe have an entire room for regulars if the pub was big enough. Must admit mate, I become the person you hate during the Olympics. If team GB have a chance of a medal then I get right into that sport. It's maybe just me, but I fecking love the Olympics. Except the show jumping. I can never get the horsey shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Shin Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Must admit mate, I become the person you hate during the Olympics. If team GB have a chance of a medal then I get right into that sport. It's maybe just me, but I fecking love the Olympics. Except the show jumping. I can never get the horsey shit Im with you on this one , i'll also say the Ryder cup - love playing hate watching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Im with you on this one , i'll also say the Ryder cup - love playing hate watching Totally. The ryder cup, Davis cup etc etc. I am not bad at golf but defo more of an armchair fan these days. I sit glued to the screen watching it for 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 The World Cup is a prime example of this. People who would normally turn their noses up if you told them you'd been at Tynecastle last Saturday are suddenly all over the football, because it's the World Cup. These people ruin pubs with their part time "festive drinker" antics too*. The Olympics thrives on this mentality though. Think of the folk who, for a couple of weeks every four years, can't get enough of shot put, synchronised swimming etc...because it's the Olypics. Utter cretins. * Sligtly different, but not unrelated rant, festive drinkers. They pack out your local over Christmas and New Year, then vanish for the rest of the year. They don't know how to behave and just make it unpleasant for the regulars. If I owned a pub I'd set up a loyalty points system. If you get enough points you can use the 'express lane' for getting served - bypass the novelty jumper brigade completely, maybe have an entire room for regulars if the pub was big enough. I went to the Beijing Olympics to watch the judo as a couple of the people I used to train with were competing. Cost me 15 times face value to get in to one of the sessions then I ended up explaining the rules to the person I was sitting next to. Only managed to get to 50% of the sessions in London as a bunch of seats were taken up by people that don't have the first clue about the sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I went to the Beijing Olympics to watch the judo as a couple of the people I used to train with were competing. Cost me 15 times face value to get in to one of the sessions then I ended up explaining the rules to the person I was sitting next to. Only managed to get to 50% of the sessions in London as a bunch of seats were taken up by people that don't have the first clue about the sport. It's the way they sell the tickets as your name effectively goes into a draw. People apply for tickets for random events just so they can go see things. Some they get, some they don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) Booked a hotel room for my wife's birthday night out next month. Found out today I'd accidently booked the wrong date, which has now passed. So I've been charged for a hotel room I didn't use. Edited February 4, 2017 by Ramsay Bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Booked a hotel room for my wife's birthday night out next month. Found out today I'd accidently booked the wrong date, which has now passed. So I've been charged for a hotel room I didn't use. Aww unlucky . :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Booked a hotel room for my wife's birthday night out next month. Found out today I'd accidently booked the wrong date, which has now passed. So I've been charged for a hotel room I didn't use. And if they were fully booked and had last minute enquiries they'd have sold your room again after you didn't show up. That'll teach you for getting the wife's birthday wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Aww unlucky . :rofl: Cruel.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Sympathy in short supply as usual on JKB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Booked a hotel room for my wife's birthday night out next month. Found out today I'd accidently booked the wrong date, which has now passed. So I've been charged for a hotel room I didn't use. And who's fault was that? Sorry mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Sympathy in short supply as usual on JKB! What's worse is when your wife finds out you paid for a hotel room for two and she wasn't anything to do with it. :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 What's worse is when your wife finds out you paid for a hotel room for two and she wasn't anything to do with it. :'> Oooo that's very true. Make sure she never finds that credit card statement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 And who's fault was that? Sorry mate. Aw it's totally my fault, my seethe is aimed squarely on myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 What's worse is when your wife finds out you paid for a hotel room for two and she wasn't anything to do with it. :'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Aw it's totally my fault, my seethe is aimed squarely on myself! Good lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Trivial but I have a Fifa seethe Due to previously mentioned, can't have a disc version as my wee boy knackered the disc drive so had to download it from ps store So already have a 'reduced' version of the game But I have real OCD for accuracy, and the 'update' does not do it for me The most recent squad update had all the new lads (including Isma and avlonitis etc) but wildly inaccurate squad numbers (Hughes 12, isma 21) I also like to use WBA (2nd team) and they have had Hal Robson-Kanu with 21 since he transferred but in reality he wears 4. It's a beyond trivial thing but it drives me nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 The warm fuzzy feeling you feel, when you go out to your car in the morning, and notice some ***** has made an impression of a fist on the bonnet. Special place in hell reserved for these ****ers. I don't get it bud, maybe it's because I don't drive, but whats seetheworthy there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I don't get it bud, maybe it's because I don't drive, but whats seetheworthy there? Not sure if you're serious, bud I'd be unhappy if someone had punched my car bonnet and left a dentist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Morgan Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I don't get it bud, maybe it's because I don't drive, but whats seetheworthy there? Smithee? You're either joking or have misread Baracks post. That would certainly make me seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 The warm fuzzy feeling you feel, when you go out to your car in the morning, and notice some ***** has made an impression of a fist on the bonnet. Special place in hell reserved for these ****ers. What car is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I'd have kicked the dentist's ring if he was involved. Hahaha. Flipping autocorrect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Smithee? You're either joking or have misread Baracks post. That would certainly make me seethe. To fair to Smithee I had to read it over and over again cos I was seeing 'fish' instead of fist! I thought Barack was raging cos some Christians were drawing symbols in the dirt on his car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 To fair to Smithee I had to read it over and over again cos I was seeing 'fish' instead of fist! I thought Barack was raging cos some Christians were drawing symbols in the dirt on his car! Now, THAT would be infuriating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 (edited) Smithee? You're either joking or have misread Baracks post. That would certainly make me seethe. It was pishing with snow, the stuff lying everywhere when I read it. I thought there was snow on the car, and an indentation in the snow. I now see there was no mention of snow! Edited February 9, 2017 by Smithee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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