chester copperpot Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 (edited) See when your arsehole kid comes and tells you he has got an essay due for his nat5 P.E due tmrw and has had it since 19th December, that really gets to me. So he hands me the essay and it will take him about 3hrs to complete. So.....he asks me to do it. Almost ragdolled him around the living room and he is now locked away sulking with no ps4 on as he's got to do it himself. Arsehole Edited January 8, 2017 by chester copperpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 That's him telt. ****ing fuming with the wee dick. Thing is I asked him if he had any major homework when he got home on the Friday from school however he lands it on me as it's P.E and thinks I will just do it for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 If you weren't on here all the time perving on MILF's n stuff, you'd have time to help the boy out. dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Whilst pissed off he has put some of his own money towards it..... ?30 [emoji23] Spend the ?30 on a game for yourself and don't let him play it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 She's not actually tidy. Investigation of her other pictures reveals this. So I see. #weird_puss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 So I see. #weird_puss That hashtag could mean one of two things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 See when your arsehole kid comes and tells you he has got an essay due for his nat5 P.E due tmrw and has had it since 19th December, that really gets to me. So he hands me the essay and it will take him about 3hrs to complete. So.....he asks me to do it. Almost ragdolled him around the living room and he is now locked away sulking with no ps4 on as he's got to do it himself. Arsehole Think he pushed that one a bit far. Not surprised you're slightly peeved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Spend the ?30 on a game for yourself and don't let him play it [emoji3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Wedding planning. Only been engaged a couple of weeks and it's already a huge ball ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Wedding planning. Only been engaged a couple of weeks and it's already a huge ball ache. Wait till the blow jobs stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I was adding some books onto my kindle last night and clearing out the memory. Went for a bath this morning only to discover that I deleted the book I was actually reading. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Wait till the blow jobs stop Thought that was a myth And folk wonder why I wasn't bothered about getting married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 The man needs adblocker fam but 'that's not me'. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk That'll go over most heads mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Thought that was a myth And folk wonder why I wasn't bothered about getting married. Never mind ****ing blow jobs, wait til the sex stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Wait till the blow jobs stop My wife owns that notion. She was like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Reminds me of the joke. What's the difference between your bonus and your penis ? Your wife is guaranteed to blow your bonus. FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 My wife owns that notion. She was like Its written on the back of the marriage certificate. My ex wife was shite at them anyway so no great loss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Its written on the back of the marriage certificate. My ex wife was shite at them anyway so no great loss Yeah, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Glad you approve Mr Pres. Get yourself a wee shot of that Monica burd before you depart the semen seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Its written on the back of the marriage certificate. My ex wife was shite at them anyway so no great loss <looks around to make sure Mrs tjambo isn't around> My ex gave the best BJ ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 <looks around to make sure Mrs tjambo isn't around> My ex gave the best BJ ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Never mind ******* blow jobs, wait til the sex stops. At the risk of sounding selfish, I'm more worried about the bjs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 <looks around to make sure Mrs tjambo isn't around> My ex gave the best BJ ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 <looks around to make sure Mrs tjambo isn't around> My ex gave the best BJ ever Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Agreed Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Folk expecting you to sympathise about their bet not coming through. "I only needed Southampton to win and I would have had ?500..." "I had the chance to cash out as well..." More a minor irritation than a seethe, but... it kind of comes with the territory, no? In fact, I've begun to wonder if I am now in a minority for taking an interest in football, other than my own team, that doesn't revolve around betting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Folk expecting you to sympathise about their bet not coming through. "I only needed Southampton to win and I would have had ?500..." "I had the chance to cash out as well..." More a minor irritation than a seethe, but... it kind of comes with the territory, no? In fact, I've begun to wonder if I am now in a minority for taking an interest in football, other than my own team, that doesn't revolve around betting. Folk that constantly ramble on about lost bets in general. Zzzz ville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Brighton! I hate Brighton with a vengeance. And Norwich for that matter. Done me out of ?450 on my acca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Watford let me down for ?1356 off a fiver. Deene missed a sitter very late on. Arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Folk that constantly ramble on about lost bets in general. Zzzz ville. Don't knock it. Watching folk losing cash on gambling gives me a warm feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Bouncers who apparently just decide to randomly ruin someone's night by refusing them entry for no reason. It's not my fault your job involves standing out in the cold & rain all night, don't take it out on me. Arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 There's always a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Were you steaming? Shouting or generally making too much noise with your pals on the approach to the place? Had you said something that could have been overheard that the bouncers didn't agree with? Had you disgraced yourself there on a previous night out, or possibly not even there but somewhere else with the same doorstaff? There are plenty of reasons that they could refuse you entry. I've only been refused entry somewhere once, and it's because the bouncers overheard me telling my mates I wasn't keen on that place because it's shite in there. To be honest, he done me a massive favour because if anyone has been to Underground in Dundee, they'll know it is indeed shite in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Were you steaming? Shouting or generally making too much noise with your pals on the approach to the place? Had you said something that could have been overheard that the bouncers didn't agree with? Had you disgraced yourself there on a previous night out, or possibly not even there but somewhere else with the same doorstaff? There are plenty of reasons that they could refuse you entry. I've only been refused entry somewhere once, and it's because the bouncers overheard me telling my mates I wasn't keen on that place because it's shite in there. To be honest, he done me a massive favour because if anyone has been to Underground in Dundee, they'll know it is indeed shite in there Honestly none of the above. I wasn't particularly drunk at all, wasn't falling about the place or making a noise etc. I've worked in a place with bouncers in the past and I genuinely once heard one of them say "Right, let's see who's night I can ruin", so now I think some of them just do it for their own entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Honestly none of the above. I wasn't particularly drunk at all, wasn't falling about the place or making a noise etc. I've worked in a place with bouncers in the past and I genuinely once heard one of them say "Right, let's see who's night I can ruin", so now I think some of them just do it for their own entertainment. Quite possibly. I've known quite a few people who've done it, and for every 4 or 5 of them that are completely sound, there is one person who is a complete arsehole and will do things just like you've said. It's up to you to be the bigger person and just walk away though. They want you to kick off and make a scene, and then they'll pull something like "We'll you're definitely not getting in now" to make it seem like it's your fault. Just calmly walk off and head somewhere else. One venue will not make or break your night, there's loads of other places you can go and make a drunken disgrace of yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 What used to be Walkabout at the Omni. Go into the outdoor area with drink in hand, bouncer tells me I can't take the drink outside. No problem, I go back inside. Half an hour later, go out without drink to check bus times, try to go back in. Bouncer says 'didn't I tell ask you to leave before?' I explain no. He decides I can't get back in anyway. Sadly, Tian is right. I tried to just get past him anyway and he manhandles me and threatens to ban me for good, and says that next time it will be the jail. A bit annoyed that I allowed that to frighten me, as obviously he doesn't decide who the police are going to detain, or who the courts are going to sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 What used to be Walkabout at the Omni. Go into the outdoor area with drink in hand, bouncer tells me I can't take the drink outside. No problem, I go back inside. Half an hour later, go out without drink to check bus times, try to go back in. Bouncer says 'didn't I tell ask you to leave before?' I explain no. He decides I can't get back in anyway. Sadly, Tian is right. I tried to just get past him anyway and he manhandles me and threatens to ban me for good, and says that next time it will be the jail. A bit annoyed that I allowed that to frighten me, as obviously he doesn't decide who the police are going to detain, or who the courts are going to sentence. Agree that some bouncers can be thugs and bullies because they're physically bigger, which is disgusting really. Unfortunately that's just how the world seems to be though, people love picking on others who are less muscular than themselves just for the ego boost. People will adamantly go out of their way to bully someone thinner than themselves just to try and look tougher, and make themselves feel bigger. It's one reason I hate fat people who complain about having it so hard, when it's skinny guys who are on the worst of it because we're number one targets to the vermin mentioned above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Anyone ever go to Pu Na Na on Castle Street? If I hadn't worked with the brother of the 'bouncer' there we would have never got in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Agree that some bouncers can be thugs and bullies because they're physically bigger, which is disgusting really. Unfortunately that's just how the world seems to be though, people love picking on others who are less muscular than themselves just for the ego boost. People will adamantly go out of their way to bully someone thinner than themselves just to try and look tougher, and make themselves feel bigger. It's one reason I hate fat people who complain about having it so hard, when it's skinny guys who are on the worst of it because we're number one targets to the vermin mentioned above. Peter on one of his 'special' rants. Again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Anyone ever go to Pu Na Na on Castle Street? If I hadn't worked with the brother of the 'bouncer' there we would have never got in. You'd have been lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 You'd have been lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 (edited) Peter on one of his 'special' rants. Again Please, do go on. Edited January 15, 2017 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 My not so new seethe is people. They are absolutely the worst. Visited Auschwitz yesterday, you'd think the main seethe about people here would be the fact that over a million souls were murdered; man woman and child alike. How could people be so bad to other people? Hideous. But d'you know what really ripped my knitting? Modern day people. Posing for photos at the gates. Sitting on the rail track trying to look pensive. Grabbing the wires of the fence to appear to be looking off into the distance for a picture. Even the relentless photographing of gallows, gas chambers and walls where people were shot and killed - quick pose for a photo it might get lots of likes. What about a catchy #? #selfieswillsetyoufree Properly made me seethe. Here's some internet photos I've found - obviously this is not an uncommon thing. https://www.instagram.com/p/BO-OJwQB8_2/?tagged=auschwitz https://www.instagram.com/p/BO9tOKFAc46/?tagged=auschwitz Was there last year and there was one American tourist that every time the tour came to a halt decided to take the weight off his feet and sat against the display cabinets (the glass topped one's with the letters from Goerings etc) utter scum! not to mention the girls he was with and their selfie stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Anyone ever go to Pu Na Na on Castle Street? If I hadn't worked with the brother of the 'bouncer' there we would have never got in. 50% success rate trying to get in there. It was pish an aw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) 50% success rate trying to get in there. It was pish an aw It wisnae that pish. Certain eh.. perks! Edited January 16, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Agree that some bouncers can be thugs and bullies because they're physically bigger, which is disgusting really. Unfortunately that's just how the world seems to be though, people love picking on others who are less muscular than themselves just for the ego boost. People will adamantly go out of their way to bully someone thinner than themselves just to try and look tougher, and make themselves feel bigger. It's one reason I hate fat people who complain about having it so hard, when it's skinny guys who are on the worst of it because we're number one targets to the vermin mentioned above. To be fair, bouncers tend to shit themselves off anyone remotely similar in size to them and not let them in. I know, as it's happened to me without me being pished, etc. I just avoid places with bouncers, the places tend to be shit holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Those two evil ****ers (mother and her partner) that fed the 4yr old girl drugs over a period believed to be 2-3 months. Heroin and methadone found in her system. People like that should be hung! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Please, do go on. It was actually a compliment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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