All roads lead to Gorgie Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Going onto Wiki to look something up and a donation page keeps popping up even when you say you are not interested in paying ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Surely it's just the act of apportioning. I.e. you apportion blame to people. I don't even know what that means . Started of a really good story and quite inspirational, now it seems like they roll him out at every possible opportunity just to continue to get the plaudits that come along with it. Sadly this, there will be numerous other disabled fans of the club but it seems like they want to get everything they can from him. Going onto Wiki to look something up and a donation page keeps popping up even when you say you are not interested in paying ! This. What I find worse though is the similar ones on online newspapers such as The Guardian asking you to sponser poor, starving newpaper journalists. Eh naw, any "?2 a month" I give won't be going to fuel a journalists Audi or pay for their weekend piss up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The prices at Edinburgh Christmas Market / showground. I'm sure it was the same last year but I obviously forgot. Spunked about ?50 in under an hour last night between the wee one and myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 When folk toss pints across the standing area at music concerts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 (edited) Similar to what keeps Happening to me! What route are you on? Armadale to Waverley. Touch wood all my delays have been less than 10 minutes this week. Now I've said that I'm bound to be delayed tomorrow. Edited December 22, 2016 by Helzibob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Expecting tesco to delivery shopping at half 6 tonight fl then the Mrs tells we are not due for delivery until between 9 and 10. Raging, I cannae change into my pyjamas for almost 2 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Expecting tesco to delivery shopping at half 6 tonight fl then the Mrs tells we are not due for delivery until between 9 and 10. Raging, I cannae change into my pyjamas for almost 2 hours. Pyjamas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Argos server telling me that the delivery I placed last Friday would be delivered on Wednesday, didn't mention it would be NEXT wedneaday* *slightly my own fault as I should have checked receipt but took them at face value when they said it would be wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 The prices at Edinburgh Christmas Market / showground. I'm sure it was the same last year but I obviously forgot. Spunked about ?50 in under an hour last night between the wee one and myself. You get money off if you show you are from Edinburgh. Not great in hindsight granted. I was alright as ny wee guy was still just under a meter so I got on for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 You get money off if you show you are from Edinburgh. Not great in hindsight granted. I was alright as ny wee guy was still just under a meter so I got on for free. What did your son do whilst you were enjoying yourself on all the rides? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Food shopping, in any major supermarket, at present. Not even for Christmas stuff, that's already done. Just food for tonight. Feral, is how I can closely describe it. It's just the same here mate. We crossed into Italy this morning for our food shopping. It was feckin pandemonium. You'd think these folk weren't going to stop eating for a month or that the shops weren't going to be open again. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 What did your son do whilst you were enjoying yourself on all the rides? Wee mulled wine to keep him warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Food shopping, in any major supermarket, at present. Not even for Christmas stuff, that's already done. Just food for tonight. Feral, is how I can closely describe it. I despise working in a supermarket in the day or two before Christmas. Normally sane human beings turn into rabid maniacs. I once had to intervene to stop two grown men punching the shit out of each other over a bag of potatoes. It's absolutely crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teepee17 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Jesus wept. The Poet Lauriat strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Ordered my daughter a Beauty and the Beast tea cart set from Disney store website for her christmas.Email received yesterday telling me the order has been cancelled. Even more annoying is still showing as in stock on their website. What made it a proper seethe is they started email with the phrase "Hakuna Matata" F$#& off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Some dickhead had a good go at running me over on my way to work yesterday. He decided it was a good idea to reverse back through the traffic lights when I was crossing the road. There was an angry sweary exchange. Hilariously, a passing police car must've witnessed it as they pulled him 20 yards down the road. Then today a fat troll like person with a woolly hat on sat opposite me on my train to work today. He nodded in acknowledgement. It was just as the bloke at resources answered me on the phone and I asked him to book me in did I notice that the troll was my managing director. I was supposed to be at a booking on point 40 miles away, and it might've been better if I'd remembered to wear a tie and the correct shirt along with not having a jersey on. I think we're friends now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 When folk toss pints across the standing area at music concerts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Jesus wept. The Poet Lauriat strikes again. Great post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Getting called a rodent on the terrace from a nobody. That hurt me ha ha, NOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Getting called a rodent on the terrace from a nobody. That hurt me ha ha, NOT You got off lightly from what I got called last night. I had to go and cry into my tartan rug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 You got off lightly from what I got called last night. I had to go and cry into my tartan rug What did you get called? What did you get called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 You got off lightly from what I got called last night. I had to go and cry into my tartan rug :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Wrapping presents! It's not the actual wrapping that I don't like, it's the sheer volume of them I have to do, just so that my family can rip them open tomorrow morning! Shouldn't have left it til the last second... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Glaswegians. Or more specifically glaswegians on aeroplanes. WTF is wrong with these people? Can't help but roar at each other across the aisle, try to be everyones best pal. And in a very classy moment today, the sight of one galoot getting his duty free vodka taken off him as he was necking it straight from the bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Tabloid newspapers. I've always disliked them but I sadly lost a friend last week (one of my closest friends husbands) in very horrific circumstances. Quite a few red tops went with headline titles which were completely untrue. I know they're just doing a job but tabloid journalists are scum. I just don't know why anyone would choose to do that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I know it's been covered before but I was out with the wee man earlier and I had to constantly tell him to "watch your feet" due to the lazy,inconsiderate pricks who don't pick up after their dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I know it's been covered before but I was out with the wee man earlier and I had to constantly tell him to "watch your feet" due to the lazy,inconsiderate pricks who don't pick up after their dogs. It's horrendous here too. My wife thinks the owners do sometimes pick up but the problem is they put the tolly back down again but standing on its end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Not a single serving of trifle over Christmas and Boxing Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) Not a single serving of trifle over Christmas and Boxing Day. That's what you call a major loss. Edited December 27, 2016 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Her old man has broke two champagne flutes and a wine glass in the last 24 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Not a single serving of trifle over Christmas and Boxing Day. Truly shocking, I got a big helping left for tonight, I always think homemade trifle is like homemade soup, always better the day after its made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Am I the only one that thinks trifle is a bit shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Am I the only one that thinks trifle is a bit shit? I hope so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Am I the only one that thinks trifle is a bit shit? I was the same until trying M&S special range 2 years ago. Detested it for near 40 years however changed my view on trifle completely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EreWeG0.. Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 No. I wanted to but I am too much of a pansy. We're they Jackie Chans daughters or something? Just lean forwards and say 'Shut the **** up' They understand swearing I'd bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I was the same until trying M&S special range 2 years ago. Detested it for near 40 years however changed my view on trifle completely! Think my biggest issue is that I don't like cold custard. Also not a fan of the texture with the spongey bits. Just give me a cheesecake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Think my biggest issue is that I don't like cold custard. Also not a fan of the texture with the spongey bits. Just give me a cheesecake. Mate you could honestly be talking about me. Cheesecake trumps everything and has since I can remember however I found there was a huge difference in decent trifles I'll only eat it if it M&S though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Pricks who just have to be on their phones whilst trying to get out the stadium last night (any game tbh) if it's that important move out the way and let the rest of us get out safely . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Knobheads when in a supermarket car park who just let their trolleys go into the back of your car denting & scuffing it costing ?200 of damage then bugger off without saying a word. Other knobheads who have obviously parked too close to you and hit your wing mirror with your door hard enough to have left traces of their paint on it and the casing out of place, lucky enough the casing clipped back on easy enough. So many inconsiderate people about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Knobheads when in a supermarket car park who just let their trolleys go into the back of your car denting & scuffing it costing ?200 of damage then bugger off without saying a word.I think I've posted this before. I remember sitting in my car waiting on the Mrs in the coop car park. Some woman who was parked next to me filled her boot and then placed the trolley in front of my car so she could just leave. I waited until she was about to reverse out of her space and then moved the trolley directly behind her car, hoping she would hit it.She then asked what I was doing and my reply was along the lines of returning a trolley to a lazy bugger, or words to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Lecter Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I think I've posted this before. I remember sitting in my car waiting on the Mrs in the coop car park. Some woman who was parked next to me filled her boot and then placed the trolley in front of my car so she could just leave. I waited until she was about to reverse out of her space and then moved the trolley directly behind her car, hoping she would hit it. She then asked what I was doing and my reply was along the lines of returning a trolley to a lazy bugger, or words to that effect. I was raging when I noticed it as my bodywork was immaculate. Would love to find out who it was & ram a trolley into the back of their car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 HL - asks the store if they have it on CCTV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 A couple of days later than I should have posted but the amount of packaging that comes with gifts is frightening. I am not a tree hugger by any means but surely there is no need for so much packaging on toys, chocolates etc. Bags of unnecessary waste for the recycling today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Maybe not a seethe but a WTF? Sitting parked in M&S car park the other day, I noticed a woman come out and load bags of shopping into a big 4x4. Then she turned on the engine, put on her seatbelt, dialled a number on her mobile phone...and drove off while still on the call. Would loved to have asked her if her life was so full that she couldn't wait to finish her call before driving off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Mate you could honestly be talking about me. Cheesecake trumps everything and has since I can remember however I found there was a huge difference in decent trifles I'll only eat it if it M&S though. Now, I like a good quality Strawberry or New York cheesecake, but let me give you a recommendation. Twix cheesecake from the freezer aisle of your local supermarket. It's bloody great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Now, I like a good quality Strawberry or New York cheesecake, but let me give you a recommendation. Twix cheesecake from the freezer aisle of your local supermarket. It's bloody great. I'll give it a try bud [emoji1305] The Italian restaurant on Darly Road (around 80's) made incredible cheesecake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 How bloody fixed is FIFA? Every bloody penalty shoot out you just know your gonna lose. Quarter final of the F.A. Cup last night, drew 2-2 at home to West Brom, winning 1-0 away with ten minutes left and Rondon scores. I knew from then on I was losing that, especially when I missed a point blank header in injury time. Since I sold Lukaku I haven't won a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 How bloody fixed is FIFA? Every bloody penalty shoot out you just know your gonna lose. Quarter final of the F.A. Cup last night, drew 2-2 at home to West Brom, winning 1-0 away with ten minutes left and Rondon scores. I knew from then on I was losing that, especially when I missed a point blank header in injury time. Since I sold Lukaku I haven't won a game. I've only ever played online games for years now. Much more enjoyable playing against actual people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 People eating chips on the bus then leave wrapper and unfinished tub of sauce on the seat when they leave. By feck there's some ignorant thoughtless ****s around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 NME website Every time I go on it (I know, I know) I get some stupid pop up for some chap called 'skepta' Every article/every time without bloody fail I open the site I get this. Don't know or care who he is or what he does, I don't care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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