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interesting - i might vote for you next. if you were a townie you'd have known what i was getting at and not posted more.

 

I'm clueless as to what you're on about.

 

If you don't explain in plain English then my vote goes on you next time round.

 

I hate riddles.

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I'm clueless as to what you're on about.

 

If you don't explain in plain English then my vote goes on you next time round.

 

I hate riddles.

 

SOOPS HATE RIDDLE!

 

SOOPS SMASH PANDA UP!

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It's occurred to me that you've not posted one single reason for voting me.

 

And for trying to get an innocent townie lynched you should be bloody modkilled.

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Lovecraft strolled into the bar none the wiser to all the trouble that had been going on during the day in his absence. The fingering had been hard and fast in Shedonism Valley today. Boof, Deek, Dave and SHP had all taken their fair share of the action in a heated encounter in the bar lounge, chairs were sprawled over the floor and bruised bodies lay in agony on the table tops.

 

However as Lovecraft waltzed up to the bar all went silent. Oblivious to all around him Lovecraft browsed the cocktail list before calmly making his order, "I'll have a Woo Woo please barkeep". The barkeep obliged and Lovecraft downed it in one as the rest of the townies looked on, as if they were waiting for something to happen.

 

Lovecraft simply got up and walked out, the crowd followed right behind him. The anti freeze did'nt take long to kick in, as he began to mumble an' a stumble through the streets before turning to his audience for one last hurrah. He lifted his skirt and unleashed a blinding sight for all to see

Mangina.jpg

"I'VE GOT A MANGINA!!!"

Lovecraft, townie, proudly declared before slowly capsizing onto the tarmac and swallowing his tongue until he was unalive.

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Lovecraft strolled into the bar none the wiser to all the trouble that had been going on during the day in his absence. The fingering had been hard and fast in Shedonism Valley today. Boof, Deek, Dave and SHP had all taken their fair share of the action in a heated encounter in the bar lounge, chairs were sprawled over the floor and bruised bodies lay in agony on the table tops.

 

However as Lovecraft waltzed up to the bar all went silent. Oblivious to all around him Lovecraft browsed the cocktail list before calmly making his order, "I'll have a Woo Woo please barkeep". The barkeep obliged and Lovecraft downed it in one as the rest of the townies looked on, as if they were waiting for something to happen.

 

Lovecraft simply got up and walked out, the crowd followed right behind him. The anti freeze did'nt take long to kick in, as he began to mumble an' a stumble through the streets before turning to his audience for one last hurrah. He lifted his skirt and unleashed a blinding sight for all to see

Mangina.jpg

"I'VE GOT A MANGINA!!!"

Lovecraft, townie, proudly declared before slowly capsizing onto the tarmac and swallowing his tongue until he was unalive.

 

:laugh:

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beverley -

 

i'm a panda.

 

can i sexually harrass you?

 

i might report you, but you'd have to do it twice to see if i liked it first of all ;)

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Ryan Gosling
i might report you, but you'd have to do it twice to see if i liked it first of all ;)

 

how you doin'?

 

;)

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i might report you, but you'd have to do it twice to see if i liked it first of all ;)

 

SHP could use Petey "the Don't Sue People" Panda in the court case.

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i thought we lynched boof??
Feck knows, it was 5 all and Boof switched to Lovecraft is the last I seen. If not then Lovecraft was in the lead at 11pm anyway. So there.
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how you doin'?

 

;)

 

not doing anyone, sorry, anything

 

 

 

 

is it just me, or is it getting a bit nippy in here??

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OEW can the next person be killed dispite the advice of Jimmy the "Don't Hold Onto a Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses a Big Fan Nearby" Falcon?

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not doing anyone, sorry, anything

 

 

 

 

is it just me, or is it getting a bit nippy in here??

 

Cutting glass Bev?:P

 

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Ryan Gosling
not doing anyone, sorry, anything

 

 

 

 

is it just me, or is it getting a bit nippy in here??

 

Nippy?

 

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i'll bribe her with pinilla's phone number.

 

 

 

 

sorry, but i don't do the phoning, i expect to be wooed gently, then laid on a bed of roses before my quivering body is....

 

 

ahem

 

 

sorry

 

 

 

now, back to reality

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hey, at least i'll sleep tonight, and have some sweet sweet dreams :D:eek::D

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sorry, but i don't do the phoning, i expect to be wooed gently, then laid on a bed of roses before my quivering body is....

 

...Bonked dry?

 

:laugh:

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Nippy?

 

74845995_aad95834af_o.jpg

 

mine are real though

 

 

 

(fails to mention the corset pics doing the rounds)

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yvonnejambo

HHmmm some strange behaviour. Sorry Lovecraftbut non posting doesnt help. I wont be online until Thurs evening as working away again. So hope there is not a deadline before that (if im still alive by then).

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Ryan Gosling
sorry, but i don't do the phoning, i expect to be wooed gently, then laid on a bed of roses before my quivering body is....

:D

 

rampantly rogered?

 

What cutting glass?

 

Or is it nippy in here?

the cutting glass line.

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...Bonked dry?

 

:laugh:

 

would i be the one left dry though??

 

an ex nicknamed me dyson, and i never quite knew why

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would i be the one left dry though??

 

an ex nicknamed me dyson, and i never quite knew why

 

Probably both in that case then.

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Is it wrong that I'm in the top 3 posters on this thread, and have been dead since the first night?

 

yes :P

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yes :P

 

Ah well.

 

These threads often have the best chat.

 

I'd like to think I'm contirbuting to the nonsense factor.:P

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I have to go and catch up on some Zs. If the night votes are not all in by 10am I'm just going to start the next day anyway.

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yvonnejambo
I have to go and catch up on some Zs. If the night votes are not all in by 10am I'm just going to start the next day anyway.

 

When will the next deadline be?

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Ah well.

 

These threads often have the best chat.

 

I'd like to think I'm contirbuting to the nonsense factor.:P

The nonsense is 99% of the other threads, this thread is classed as intelligent debate by JKB standards :laugh:.
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The nonsense is 99% of the other threads, this thread is classed as intelligent debate by JKB standards :laugh:.

 

Well I'd like to think I contribute to the intelligent debate.

 

Also cats. I add cats.

 

Which is still there btw!:laugh:

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Ah well.

 

These threads often have the best chat.

 

I'd like to think I'm contirbuting to the nonsense factor.:P

 

 

you do

 

but its night now so lets flirt

 

 

i'm off to bed, wanna warm it up for me? ;)

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When will the next deadline be?
Thursday 11pm, there is a fairly good chance I won't be on between tomorrow lunchtime and Thursday evening :(.
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Im stuck between KennyM and Deek on the post count :eek:

 

youre the meat in the KB sarnie :ph34r:

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Commander Harris
The nonsense is 99% of the other threads, this thread is classed as intelligent debate by JKB standards :laugh:.

 

I'd go along with that. any thread where I have over 5% of the posts has to be classed as intelligent debate :P

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Commander Harris
Well I'd like to think I contribute to the intelligent debate.

 

Also cats. I add cats.

 

Which is still there btw!:laugh:

 

indeed, we've gotten away with a lot on this thread. no telling now!

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you do

 

but its night now so lets flirt

 

 

i'm off to bed, wanna warm it up for me? ;)

 

I'm already there.

 

With the cat.

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