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This taken just before ri A snapped his driver shaft

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36 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

The blades will be next. Unless they go for a swim in a hazard. 

😬😂

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10 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

 

How did you lose a 4 hole lead in 1 hole?

I lost it as I hit bad drives in three holes, the 9(Scrambled a half)Then  10 and 11, both 3 off the tee. Ended up level at the 14th tee.

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10 hours ago, Irufushi said:

Don’t be snapping golf Clubs 🙈. Making an already expensive hobbie even more expensive . 
 

can’t snap a bowls ball tbf 🤣

Can be launched throw the clubhouse windows.

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7 hours ago, merrymac said:

HOT NEWS !!

This taken just before ri A snapped his driver shaft

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It was a good drive, just left and 3 off the tee. :veryangry:

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8 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

The blades will be next. Unless they go for a swim in a hazard. 

3 iron only at the minute. It came in handy.👍

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Some folk are suggesting Jon Rahm is the reason they all amalgamated. Jumping ship? I did hear him a bit pissed off that Sergio was barred from the Ryder Cup. 

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2 hours ago, ri Alban said:

I'll get a new shaft the day, that one was shite anyway. 🤪😎

 

Golf tip, "Save ££££'s"...keep the bubblewrap on the new shaft...💡

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8 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:

I'll never understand folk breaking clubs / damaging equipment etc.

 

You'll never understand winning.

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Just now, ri Alban said:

You'll never understand winning.

 

"letting go of a  4 up lead at the turn"

 

Neither do you by the looks of it.

 

 

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24 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

You'll never understand winning.

Got to show respect to your playing partners.

Throwing hissy fits, pisses off others and makes you fud.

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27 minutes ago, hmfc_liam06 said:

 

"letting go of a  4 up lead at the turn"

 

Neither do you by the looks of it.

 

 

 

Hahaha I'm the same, I just don't get the need to break something because of a shite swing, plus all the drama and being 'one of those'.

 

Played with my mate at Greenburn last year, he was battering the feck out his bag with the club on the way round, we got to the end and were heading into the clubhouse, he puts his hand in the bag to get his phone, a 7 day old iPhone was pulled out and it looked like it had been left on the M8 for an hour.  Oh how we laughed at the nugget.

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5 hours ago, ri Alban said:

I'll get a new shaft the day, that one was shite anyway. 🤪😎

If you are in Edinburgh go to golf clubs for cash they have got a million of them and will fit it for you 👍

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Rudi Skacel

When im having a bad round and feel annoyed, I just remember that if I was any good then I wouldnt be playing here!

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Have damaged a few shafts over the years in a tantrum... definitely not as bad as I used to be and can go many rounds before a Happy Gilmore moment.

 

It's situations where everything is going wrong, not necessarily the swing or contact with the ball, but an unlucky bounce, hitting the flagstick and going into water when you're about to shoot your best score in a medal etc.

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Armageddon said:

 

Hahaha I'm the same, I just don't get the need to break something because of a shite swing, plus all the drama and being 'one of those'.

 

Played with my mate at Greenburn last year, he was battering the feck out his bag with the club on the way round, we got to the end and were heading into the clubhouse, he puts his hand in the bag to get his phone, a 7 day old iPhone was pulled out and it looked like it had been left on the M8 for an hour.  Oh how we laughed at the nugget.

 

As @Irufushi says it's an expensive enough sport as it is.

And totally agree with @Tommy Brown, it's actually a total embarrassment when you're playing with someone who's chucking clubs about.

 

My mates brother is outrageous for it, he plays off 28 FFS :rofl:

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Shooter McGavin

Realised why I play 99% of my golf either on my own, or with good mates who I bounce off.

 

Paired with a guy yesterday who did not shut the **** up for the full 18 holes, made it impossible to focus on my game, and by the time we got to the back 9 I was totally exhausted.

 

If I ever get paired with him again, I’m busy that day…

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9 hours ago, Shooter McGavin said:

Realised why I play 99% of my golf either on my own, or with good mates who I bounce off.

 

Paired with a guy yesterday who did not shut the **** up for the full 18 holes, made it impossible to focus on my game, and by the time we got to the back 9 I was totally exhausted.

 

If I ever get paired with him again, I’m busy that day…

not this guy?

 

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12 hours ago, merrymac said:

If you are in Edinburgh go to golf clubs for cash they have got a million of them and will fit it for you 👍

The wife's just promised me a new driver or new irons for my birthday. New Driver being hunted. LTDx looks the business and the Radspeed, tho I might go for the Stealth mark 1 reduced to 300 at my golf club. 

 

 

So many to choose from 😭

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13 hours ago, Tommy Brown said:

Got to show respect to your playing partners.

Throwing hissy fits, pisses off others and makes you fud.

Wasn't a hissy fit, just bent my club like a bullworker. My mates were pissing themselves. A bounce game between us. Don't usually play with other folk unless it's an open. Don't usually lose my temper either. It's just a game. Inconsistency got the better of me that day, the lads understood, they've seen the inconsistency for the the last month, we all laughed and I got some 3 wood and 3 iron practice. 

 

If someone wants to vent, be my guest, only bothers fuds.

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38 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

The wife's just promised me a new driver or new irons for my birthday. New Driver being hunted. LTDx looks the business and the Radspeed, tho I might go for the Stealth mark 1 reduced to 300 at my golf club. 

 

 

So many to choose from 😭

Get a proper fitting and don't go off the rack! 👍 

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1 hour ago, ri Alban said:

The wife's just promised me a new driver or new irons for my birthday. New Driver being hunted. LTDx looks the business and the Radspeed, tho I might go for the Stealth mark 1 reduced to 300 at my golf club. 

 

 

So many to choose from 😭

Good luck with your search 

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5 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

Get a proper fitting and don't go off the rack! 👍 

Going in on Wednesday to affordable golf. Hopefully they'll sort me out. I'll be looking for a 1 iron/Driving iron as an alternative. That could make the difference.

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3 hours ago, ri Alban said:

Going in on Wednesday to affordable golf. Hopefully they'll sort me out. I'll be looking for a 1 iron/Driving iron as an alternative. That could make the difference.


Think it was Lee Trevino who famously said “if it’s thunder and lightning take a 1 iron out and wave it above your head. Not even god can hit a 1 iron”.

 

Or words to that effect👍

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1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said:


Think it was Lee Trevino who famously said “if it’s thunder and lightning take a 1 iron out and wave it above your head. Not even god can hit a 1 iron”.

 

Or words to that effect👍

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1 hour ago, Vlad Magic said:


Think it was Lee Trevino who famously said “if it’s thunder and lightning take a 1 iron out and wave it above your head. Not even god can hit a 1 iron”.

 

Or words to that effect👍

Big Sandy could and he was a God to me, when I was a boy.

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39 minutes ago, Irufushi said:

YouTube golf channels are the ****ing pits. 

Be than sky golf. 

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21 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Be than sky golf. 

I used to enjoy some of it. No laying up series when the played up here in the north of Scotland was class. Likewise golf mates when they played up here. 
 

also liked finch and shiels for a while but can’t stand either of them now. 
 

im just grumpy I guess . 

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1 hour ago, Jeff said:

 

Would watch Jimmy Bullard play you to be fair

Most people would want to watch me play, Jeff . 

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2 hours ago, Irufushi said:

Most people would want to watch me play, Jeff . 

 

Well I was only watching for Jimmy soz :(

 

I'd watch you play bowls tho!

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40 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

Well I was only watching for Jimmy soz :(

 

I'd watch you play bowls tho!

Won’t be catching me playing bowls 😂😎

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1 hour ago, Irufushi said:

Won’t be catching me playing bowls 😂😎

 

Reckon you'll shoot under 80 rest of your life (without mulligans)? :whistling:

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14 minutes ago, kila said:

 

Reckon you'll shoot under 80 rest of your life (without mulligans)? :whistling:

Easy peasy. 

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The Mrs bought me a stealth.(Mark one) :yas:  So happy :jambobanana:

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Tommy Brown

Club championship qualifying, 2nd class for me again😥.

Had an 88 on the Saturday, poor but good enough for a place in the 8 qualifying spots. Thinking 91 would be good enough on the Sunday to qualify.

Turns out 93 would be enough.

What did I do? Play the worst performance this season, 98. Dick.

 

Go up last night and stroll an 80.

****ing golf.🤬

 

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Shooting 80 isn’t about trying to shoot 80 or a low score, it’s about playing sensibly and hitting fairways and greens not going chasing a great score, it’s not too difficult as @Irufushisays. My problems when I go above that, is chasing scores and going for things that aren’t there. But I’d get bored playing sensible golf all the time and enjoy having fun more. Going for Eagles rather than pats, going for the impossible rather than the sensible. Had lots of comments after rounds about shots I’ve thrown away or what I should have done. Truth is, it’s my time and I’ll do as I please, I play for fun.

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8 hours ago, SectionG said:

Shooting 80 isn’t about trying to shoot 80 or a low score, it’s about playing sensibly and hitting fairways and greens not going chasing a great score, it’s not too difficult as @Irufushisays. My problems when I go above that, is chasing scores and going for things that aren’t there. But I’d get bored playing sensible golf all the time and enjoy having fun more. Going for Eagles rather than pats, going for the impossible rather than the sensible. Had lots of comments after rounds about shots I’ve thrown away or what I should have done. Truth is, it’s my time and I’ll do as I please, I play for fun.


The amount of putts for birdie that end up bogeys in my rounds are increasing the less I give a **** on the course 🤣

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