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HEARTS FOREVER
18 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

Your point seems to have eluded most people.

 

Are you Ignatius J Reilly by any chance?

😁😂

Another belter.

 

You been here before?

 

 

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Big Slim Stylee
22 minutes ago, HEARTS FOREVER said:

Good one. My point has went over your empty head.

 

😉🤦‍♂️

 

Your grammar is right up there with your deep horticultural understanding. 

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I can't wait for the schools to go back. This thread is hilarious and so so sad at the same time. Surely the insane comments are not serious and surely people do know that grass grows and discolours when covered

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Nookie Bear
1 hour ago, Kilmacolm Jambo said:

She’s our charity relationship manager and is unfortunately a Hibs fans. 

 

We we are working on it though and she has already been in the Hearts end at the Stenhousemuir game. 

 

Good of her to join us “yam tramps”, as she called us 👍🏻

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When was that though? First hour after the panels got removed on Monday?

 

Doesn't look that bad in the photo taken today on twitter further up.

 

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FarmerTweedy
2 hours ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

Do I have this right...

 

Its a bad idea to host events at the stadium and bolster the profile and coffers of the club, and discolor but not damage the pitch, but it’s ok to chuck flares on it to create atmosphere, and damage the pitch whilst costing the club money and forcing us to spend more on security?

 

ammmmma getting it correct?

According to the crayon munching, window licking, puddle drinking element of our support (you know, the sort that get upset if someone says anything nasty about the rangers), yes!

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Dagger Is Back
5 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

Good of her to join us “yam tramps”, as she called us 👍🏻

Deluded Hearts fans are still convinced it will be ok. Emm don't think so......

 

Oh well we get another visit to the rust bucket that is the pink bus shelter!

 

To be fair, the Yams comment was December 2012. The hurt was strong in this one. Wonder what she thought of the PBS on her recent visit

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Nookie Bear
Just now, Dagger Is Back said:

Deluded Hearts fans are still convinced it will be ok. Emm don't think so......

 

Oh well we get another visit to the rust bucket that is the pink bus shelter!

 

To be fair, the Yams comment was December 2012. The hurt was strong in this one. Wonder what she thought of the PBS on her recent visit

 

We seem awfully keen to out “infiltrators” on this board these days so I just thought I would lend a hand 🙂

 

I would have thought a relationship manager would have been aware of how her social media profile looks. Oh well, that’s Hearts 2010 for you 👍🏻

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XRvUrwt.jpg

 

 

Thought it wasnt looking that bad originally, but the most recent photos aren’t looking good at all.  

 

That doesn’t look like just a bit of discolouring. 

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Portable Badger
1 hour ago, Saughton Jambo said:

I wonder if they share the same bottle blonde of hair dye? 🤔

What they share it with Boris & Trump?

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3 minutes ago, Morph said:

XRvUrwt.jpg

 

 

Thought it wasnt looking that bad originally, but the most recent photos aren’t looking good at all.  

 

That doesn’t look like just a bit of discolouring. 

 

The concert was top notch though, you can't beat Tynie under the lights watching an orchestra.

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Kilmacolm Jambo
3 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

We seem awfully keen to out “infiltrators” on this board these days so I just thought I would lend a hand 🙂

 

I would have thought a relationship manager would have been aware of how her social media profile looks. Oh well, that’s Hearts 2010 for you 👍🏻

 

She’s not Hearts employee, she works for Prospero and you are correct she has made loads of comments about Hearts in the past and never spoke to me for years after the 2012 final, she was as bitter as the rest of them. 

 

However, she is getting there and has just signed up with Big Hearts today to volunteer with some of their mental health initiatives. 

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1 minute ago, RudiHMFC said:

 

The concert was top notch though, you can't beat Tynie under the lights watching an orchestra.

Can’t argue with any of that m8 :jjyay: 

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Toxteth O'Grady
1 hour ago, Saughton Jambo said:

I wonder if they share the same bottle blonde of hair dye? 🤔

She looks like a cabbage patch doll in that picture 

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Walter Bishop

Regardless what picture is old and what one is new its a disgrace the state its in before a ball is even kicked this season. 

 

Another example of where football comes on the list of priorities from the people running the club.

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Haringshairband
36 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

Good of her to join us “yam tramps”, as she called us 👍🏻

Apparently Saville is a jambo too.

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3 minutes ago, Walter Bishop said:

Regardless what picture is old and what one is new its a disgrace the state its in before a ball is even kicked this season. 

 

Another example of where football comes on the list of priorities from the people running the club.

 

Won't really know till football is played on it.

 

You are making an assumption and clearly don't support the way the club are being run. 

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10 minutes ago, Walter Bishop said:

Regardless what picture is old and what one is new its a disgrace the state its in before a ball is even kicked this season. 

 

Another example of where football comes on the list of priorities from the people running the club.

A few balls kicked v Dundee United and Stenhousemuir I think. Let's see how it looks and plays on Saturday.

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12 minutes ago, Walter Bishop said:

Regardless what picture is old and what one is new its a disgrace the state its in before a ball is even kicked this season. 

 

Another example of where football comes on the list of priorities from the people running the club.

Any other examples?

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Lord Beni of Gorgie

I had a skip on my grass 2 years ago, never been the same since. As long as its flat, looks like a cricket pitch

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46 minutes ago, Morph said:

XRvUrwt.jpg

 

 

Thought it wasnt looking that bad originally, but the most recent photos aren’t looking good at all.  

 

That doesn’t look like just a bit of discolouring. 

 

 

"Impeccable", "perfect" don't you know?

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kingantti1874

Looks shit to be honest, I’d be willing to bet it worse than they expected, I’d also bet we won’t be doing it again next year.. 

 

bet ya Grant isn’t happy

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Bridge of Djoum
7 minutes ago, Sir Gio said:

I had a skip on my grass 2 years ago, never been the same since. As long as its flat, looks like a cricket pitch

Maybe if you’d had a hop and a jump afterwards it’d look better.

 

Or you know, stop being a grown man that skips...

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
1 minute ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

Maybe if you’d had a hop and a jump afterwards it’d look better.

 

Or you know, stop being a grown man that skips...

Not bad

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
4 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said:

Looks shit to be honest, I’d be willing to bet it worse than they expected, I’d also bet we won’t be doing it again next year.. 

 

bet ya Grant isn’t happy

Wouldn't bet on it.

 

Pretty sure in the intro clip some of the people behind the concert were announced as Hearts fans, rough guess, investing in the festival, investing in Hearts? #Benefactors

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Tom Hardy’s Dug
3 hours ago, Dalstonjambo said:

Here is the tweet. Pitch looks fine other than being discoloured. What a shock

 



 

 

**** the pitch - there aren’t even any goalposts. We using jackets for posts on Saturday?

 

Shoddy as **** like.

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12 minutes ago, Tom Hardy’s Dug said:

 

**** the pitch - there aren’t even any goalposts. We using jackets for posts on Saturday?

 

Shoddy as **** like.

 Use they lassies as goalposts !

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Bazzas right boot
2 hours ago, HEARTS FOREVER said:

Good one. My point has went over your empty head.

 

😉🤦‍♂️

 

 

Your point to moan about anything and everything does tend go over my head, but this time it at least gave me a chuckle. 

 

On the grass issue- Stand down soldier. 

You can keep your knickers dry, save yourself for the real moaning, the good stuff. 

 

 

 

 

 

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Portable Badger
4 minutes ago, Cygnet said:

I blame the Judean People’s Front!!! 

**** Off  - People's Front of Judea !!!   Splitter!!!!

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HEARTS FOREVER
1 minute ago, Smith's right boot said:

 

 

Your point to moan about anything and everything does tend go over my head, but this time it at least gave me a chuckle. 

 

On the grass issue- Stand down soldier. 

You can keep your knickers dry, save yourself for the real moaning, the good stuff. 

 

 

 

 

 

What on earth are u you talking about?

 

Moaning about anything? When???

 

Your deluded my wee foolish friend.....😂😂😂

 

Pitch is still a mess btw.

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Bazzas right boot
1 minute ago, HEARTS FOREVER said:

What on earth are u you talking about?

 

Moaning about anything? When???

 

Your deluded my wee foolish friend.....😂😂😂

 

Pitch is still a mess btw.

 

 

The whole club is a mess. 

 

 

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HEARTS FOREVER
Just now, Smith's right boot said:

 

 

The whole club is a mess. 

 

 

🤦‍♂️ What a *****. 

 

Enjoy the pitch Saturday. You deserve it. 

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Unknown user
12 minutes ago, Boab said:

 Use they lassies as goalposts !

 

 

In the interests of people's feelings I'm self censoring this post

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At least the LA Phil hit the right pitch!

Now it looks just wrong..cannot see any SPL managers complaining about the length of the grass for a while this season!

It looks bad ..will it even be playable on Saturday? Or will it be fine to play on? 

Any grass experts here?

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John Findlay
42 minutes ago, Cygnet said:

I blame the Judean People’s Front!!! 

Or the people's front of Judea

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StevenNaismith
5 minutes ago, busby1985 said:

Looks proper bad. Players be training on it tomorrow? 

They will be training on it on Friday as always.

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yorkshire jambo

I work in events , several in football stadiums...pitch covering industry standard stuff. Looks bad because grass starved of sunlight... photosynthesis...a few rays and a bit of water and it will be fine. Any problems will be aesthetic.

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2 minutes ago, yorkshire jambo said:

I work in events , several in football stadiums...pitch covering industry standard stuff. Looks bad because grass starved of sunlight... photosynthesis...a few rays and a bit of water and it will be fine. Any problems will be aesthetic.

 

Considering the amount of rain that’s been dumped on it the day, and the sunshine forecast for tomorrow. I’m betting it looks absolutely fine by Saturday.

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9 minutes ago, StevenNaismith said:

They will be training on it on Friday as always.

Maybe give it a miss and just use the community pitch? 

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31 minutes ago, MCJamTart said:

At least the LA Phil hit the right pitch!

Now it looks just wrong..cannot see any SPL managers complaining about the length of the grass for a while this season!

It looks bad ..will it even be playable on Saturday? Or will it be fine to play on? 

Any grass experts here?

You have to be at it.....

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8 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

Considering the amount of rain that’s been dumped on it the day, and the sunshine forecast for tomorrow. I’m betting it looks absolutely fine by Saturday.

 

Bold statement.

 

Do you also believe the earth is flat ?

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