Jamboelite Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 If it looks like lasagne then she's a slag. Hahaha why is this my first visit to this thread 30+ pages of gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilr61 Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 No update from tonight or do we just take it that he got his nat king? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) No update from tonight or do we just take it that he got his nat king? Or he's died/murdered Edited January 24, 2017 by chester copperpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 "This lasagne is quite unusual....wait....is this a finger?...." THWACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Tonight I am off for some lasagne. PoF Thursday I have been offered fajitas. PoF Friday is paella and tapas. OKC Saturday i am entertaining so feel free to suggest recipes. OKC Sunday is just a coffee date. OKC Were these the original Craig David lyrics before the edit? Chilling on Wednesday before settling for Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Were these the original Craig David lyrics before the edit? Chilling on Wednesday before settling for Sunday. There's a poster on this thread you really don't want to get started on the lyrics to that song. (He's completely wrong as well). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 There's a poster on this thread you really don't want to get started on the lyrics to that song. (He's completely wrong as well). He's wrong as in his opinion differs in a debate or he's just a 'wrong 'un'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 He's wrong as in his opinion differs in a debate or he's just a 'wrong 'un'? He seems like a decent chap. But Der Kaiser believes in a conspiracy theory that the lyrics to that Craig David tune are different to what they are, and if I remember correctly, is extremely passionate about his opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 He seems like a decent chap. But Der Kaiser believes in a conspiracy theory that the lyrics to that Craig David tune are different to what they are, and if I remember correctly, is extremely passionate about his opinion. Ha ha. I feel this thread is about to have some filler content whilst we await Brick to check in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Met a girl on Monday Took her for a drink on Tuesday We were making love by Wednesday... ...and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. We chilled on Sunday Where is there room for debate? Unless he somehow, bizarrely thinks that they chilled on Thursday through Saturday? In which case...WHAT DID THEY DO ON SUNDAY, DER KAISER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Met a girl on Monday Took her for a drink on Tuesday We were making love by Wednesday... ...and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. We chilled on Sunday Where is there room for debate? Unless he somehow, bizarrely thinks that they chilled on Thursday through Saturday? In which case...WHAT DID THEY DO ON SUNDAY, DER KAISER? And this all happened in the days before Tinder and POF. No consideration for steak pie or lasagne. Unless this what happened Thursday, Friday and Saturday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted January 25, 2017 Author Share Posted January 25, 2017 Quick update as I head out the door. PoF and Match are pretty grim, if you're not overly fussy then PoF is better than Match as all the same nutters are on Match but PoF is free. OKC has a better clientele and the bursds have a bit more about them. So last week was all about groundwork.... Tonight I am off for some lasagne. PoF Thursday I have been offered fajitas. PoF Friday is paella and tapas. OKC Saturday i am entertaining so feel free to suggest recipes. OKC Sunday is just a coffee date. OKC Not a single steak pie in sight. I will be surprised if there's no Swiss Roll on offer tonight and Thursday. Hopefully one of these will be a keeper as I'll be a bloater if this continues. But I have a few more potential meetings if required. I'm off the sites now as it is a bit full on and some of the bursds have serious issues, mostly those on Match and PoF. Assuming I make it through tonight unscathed I shall report back... #nosteakpie #lasagneisthenewsteakpie #fingerscrossedforbrick Can't be a real online date unless you have tucked into a pie made of the innards of her previous victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Met a girl on Monday Took her for a drink on Tuesday We were making love by Wednesday... ...and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday. We chilled on Sunday Where is there room for debate? Unless he somehow, bizarrely thinks that they chilled on Thursday through Saturday? In which case...WHAT DID THEY DO ON SUNDAY, DER KAISER? Exactly. He has not a leg to stand on. Do you Kaiser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Only a few hours to go until Brick can be reported as a missing person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Last active yesterday 20:45. Another one bites the dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 "This lasagne is quite unusual....wait....is this a finger?...." THWACK! Has your 'friend' turned unfriendly by the way :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 He seems like a decent chap. But Der Kaiser believes in a conspiracy theory that the lyrics to that Craig David tune are different to what they are, and if I remember correctly, is extremely passionate about his opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Has your 'friend' turned unfriendly by the way :-) (An alarm bell can be heard in the distance). Our hero can be seen running..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Only a few hours to go until Brick can be reported as a missing person. Midnight vigil being planned for those wishing to attend. Bring a candle. Venue - Frankensteins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Ach well, another young pilot crash lands in flames on their first online dating mission. I wonder if his murderess took pleasure in the fact that the last thing she tortured out of him was his JKB username (and password) and laughed at the irony as she put a brick into each of his pockets before slipping him into the icy embrace of the canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Still alive and kicking - no update until Sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Raging there was no second helping of lasagne for afters imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H1B5 Owner Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Still alive and kicking - no update until SundayLooks like she got the password. Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 It's Fajita night tonight, for one lucky lady, going by Brick's timetable of filth. He's better off not eating too much as it can delay the wee blue fellas effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 He's better off not eating too much as it can delay the wee blue fellas effects. He's shagging a smurf??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 He's shagging a smurf??? I bet a wee smurph is just a Barry hight for a gam mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 He's shagging a smurf???Going by my experience of PoF it could well be a smurf that turns up. The photos really don't match the reality at times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12XU Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 And to think After 8 is chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 (edited) You boys are filth. Edited January 26, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Wow, how had I not seen this thread before? Just finished catching up. Keep up the excellent work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I bet a wee smurph is just a Barry hight for a gam mind. You've been to one of the Krankies' parties, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 You've been to one of the Krankies' parties, haven't you?I can neither confirm or deny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 You've been to one of the Krankies' parties, haven't you? It was cold, Jeanette was blue. Easy mistake to make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 It was cold....Sounds like an excuse you've used before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) (An alarm bell can be heard in the distance). Our hero can be seen running..... Ohh dear...to be fair you knew it was going to happen, nothing to do with you looking for another "buddy" then. Edited January 27, 2017 by Jamboelite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I bet a wee smurph is just a Barry hight for a gam mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Ohh dear...to be fair you knew it was going to happen, nothing to do with you looking for another "buddy" then. I'm a friendly chap.....I like friends.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Teaser alert Ooooft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Spicy fajitas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) Poor response re the menu suggestions for tonight so I've gone for prawns sizzled in chilli flake and garlic olive oil with walnut bread, venison with red currant and chocolate jus, asparagus tips and mashed tatties. I'm not good at making dessert so have gone for frozen plum and vanilla gin shots instead.... Wine for the night will be Vi?a Alarde 2007 gran reserve Rioja Edited January 28, 2017 by Brick Tamland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Poor response re the menu suggestions for tonight so I've gone for prawns sizzled in chilli flake and garlic olive oil with walnut bread, venison with red currant and chocolate jus, asparagus tips and mashed tatties. I'm not good at making dessert so have gone for frozen plum and vanilla gin shots instead.... Wine for the night will be Vi?a Alarde 2007 gran reserve Rioja You trying to marry her? Seems like a lot of work just to get your Nat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Poor response re the menu suggestions for tonight so I've gone for rohypnol Poor show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo dans les Pyrenees Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) Poor response re the menu suggestions for tonight so I've gone for prawns sizzled in chilli flake and garlic olive oil with walnut bread, venison with red currant and chocolate jus, asparagus tips and mashed tatties. I'm not good at making dessert so have gone for frozen plum and vanilla gin shots instead.... Wine for the night will be Vi?a Alarde 2007 gran reserve Rioja Great choices. You'll need to start defrosting your plums now so they are ready for after dinner. I had thought it had been quite mild lately as well. Edited January 28, 2017 by Queensland Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 You trying to marry her? Seems like a lot of work just to get your Nat It's easy to cook and i like it. I was thinking about steak pie but thought there might be an Online Dating thread on some bursds site.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Tamland Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Poor show. Haha, best ever edit of someone's thread I've read. Proper laughed out loud at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Poor response re the menu suggestions for tonight so I've gone for prawns sizzled in chilli flake and garlic olive oil with walnut bread, venison with red currant and chocolate jus, asparagus tips and mashed tatties. I'm not good at making dessert so have gone for frozen plum and vanilla gin shots instead.... Wine for the night will be Vi?a Alarde 2007 gran reserve Rioja Asparagus? Doesn't that change the taste of.....never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Asparagus? Doesn't that change the taste of.....never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remnants of Standards Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Asparagus? Doesn't that change the taste of.....never mind. Donald Trump is now reading this all of a sudden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilr61 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 You trying to marry her? Seems like a lot of work just to get your Nat Is there such a thing as too much work if the end result is hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Asparagus? Doesn't that change the taste of.....never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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