Greedy_Jambo Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 I'm dipping my "toe" in every now and then but I got what I needed initially and I can't be arsed with the hassle of it truth be told. Running and other stuff has definitely taken over again as higher priorities I know what you're saying. The whole chatting up/ getting to know thing gets a bit repetitive after a while. I've found myself literally telling girls that I can't be arsed with small talk anymore and I'm no even bothered if they like it or not lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 I myself have noticed there are a lot of fairly attractive divorcees out there. If that's your thing. If there's any going spare pass them on...haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 I myself have noticed there are a lot of fairly attractive divorcees out there. If that's your thing. And I thought my ex was on Tinder..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Going to all this bother to get a burd and then looking for a 'get out' almost immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 I'm blaming this thread for the fact that every single time i log onto JKB the ads on it are either for "THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL DATING WEBSITE" or "Plenty of Fish 40+" because i haven't searched for a dating site or been on one in my puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I'm blaming this thread for the fact that every single time i log onto JKB the ads on it are either for "THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL DATING WEBSITE" or "Plenty of Fish 40+" because i haven't searched for a dating site or been on one in my puff. I've got one inviting me to "explore Japanese women" . I know the dating scene has changed since my day but I didn't realise you needed a gps, machete and binoculars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Top tip for all the online daters, once you have the girls phone number you can copy and paste it into Facebook and it brings up their profile. This allows you to look at more photos so you can actually get a better look at who your talking to. I found this out the hard way after meeting a few girls that looked nothing like their dating profiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) I've got one inviting me to "explore Japanese women" . I know the dating scene has changed since my day but I didn't realise you needed a gps, machete and binoculars I am in my 50's, only added the GPS since my days. Machete and binoculars were always needed. Edited June 9, 2017 by Tommy Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straightfromtheheart Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 . ...---... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 ...---...[/..quote] .-.. --- .-.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) ...---... [/..quote] .-.. --- .-.. Are you ex Services types communicating in Morse Code perchance ? Edited July 10, 2017 by SwindonJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 .. ...- . / .... .- -.. / ... ..- -.-. -.-. . ... ... / --- -. / - .. -. -.. . .-. .-.-.- / --. --- - - .- / ... -- .- ... .... / - .... . -- / .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 This needs a proper bump !! What's the latest then . Have any posters remains been uncovered yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 .. ...- . / .... .- -.. / ... ..- -.-. -.-. . ... ... / --- -. / - .. -. -.. . .-. .-.-.- / --. --- - - .- / ... -- .- ... .... / - .... . -- / .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.- You've had success on tinder and you've got to smash them all. Well done you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 This needs a proper bump !! What's the latest then . Have any posters remains been uncovered yet ? I'm still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) Right I need advice, I've been texting a girl I worked with and it's all flirty sexual banter, I dunno how to move it forward She's well out my league aswell Edited July 22, 2017 by Alwayssunnyingorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddley Walker Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Right I need advice, I've been texting a girl I worked with and it's all flirty sexual banter, I dunno how to move it forward She's well out my league aswell Snapchat her a close-up of your arsehole. Girls love that kind of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hueyview Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Right I need advice, I've been texting a girl I worked with and it's all flirty sexual banter, I dunno how to move it forward She's well out my league aswell No ones out of anyone's league.... Girls like to be complimented, its a girl thing... If you know she likes music, ask her out... If she says she has a boyfriend...well, you know where you are.... Good luck mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I gave her a lift home tonight and she said she would send me a pic of her tits if I sent one of the beast. She asked me to go out but her pal is coming aswell, I dunno if she's being nice and having or laugh or she's interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig_ Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I gave her a lift home tonight and she said she would send me a pic of her tits if I sent one of the beast. She asked me to go out but her pal is coming aswell, I dunno if she's being nice and having or laugh or she's interested. Sounds like you're on for a BOGOF. Can't argue with that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I don't want the pal haha anyone want her?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 This thread could get interesting again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 This thread could get interesting again... She's drinking tonight so texts are slowing up. Just now if she's really drunk I'm gonna go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 She's drinking tonight so texts are slowing up. Just now if she's really drunk I'm gonna go for it. Gonna go for it as in take a picture of your Johnson Steele? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 She's drinking tonight so texts are slowing up. Just now if she's really drunk I'm gonna go for it. Just ask her man . Worst that could happen is you get pied . Least you know where you stand . Just don't let it bother you if it does. Birds hate it when your not arsed !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Gonna go for it as in take a picture of your Johnson Steele? Yes, I'm gonna zoom in and have the virgin remote in the shot but behind to give the appearance of it being huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just ask her man . Worst that could happen is you get pied . Least you know where you stand . Just don't let it bother you if it does. Birds hate it when your not arsed !! I'm a pussy haha, I dunno how to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 I'm a pussy haha, I dunno how to ask No need mate . Just say "Look we obviously get on and have a bit banter so if your up for doing summit in the evening next week I'd like to take you out? " Here's the motivation! "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take". Wayne Gretzky Go get her man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I asked her to come for a drink she said no , she said she had to much last night,I think that's a polite piss off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I asked her to come for a drink she said no , she said she had to much last night,I think that's a polite piss off. Ah shit times . Fair dos . Now chin her off . If she's interested she'll be back . If not .NEXT . If your not on POF already get on it . But don't waste your time on summit pointless . Believe me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy_Jambo Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I met a lassie who was still married the other week there... "Separated" Just didn't sit well with me and she was acting kinda weird. Fair to say that I'll no be seeing her again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Brick where are you?? Someone with your recent expertise is required to give Alwayssunnyingorgie a wee pep talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I asked her to come for a drink she said no , she said she had to much last night,I think that's a polite piss off. That night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auldy19 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I met a lassie who was still married the other week there... "Separated" Just didn't sit well with me and she was acting kinda weird. Fair to say that I'll no be seeing her again. Sounds innocuous ! Best avoided ! Met a woman couple months back ! And instantly I started getting the crazy vibe off her . That was the only date aswell ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Snapchat her a close-up of your arsehole. Girls love that kind of stuff. Ha Ha must be a job taking the pic surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I asked her to come for a drink she said no , she said she had to much last night,I think that's a polite piss off. Least she never said she was washing her hair, had that one years ago, honestly, you could not make it up, i did say i would wash it for her, never worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I asked her to come for a drink she said no , she said she had to much last night,I think that's a polite piss off. as in for a drink last night? she might have been still feeling the affects from the night before and didnt fancy the whole going on a date thing still hungover? dont give up because from what you've told us so far seems she could be there for the taking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 as in for a drink last night? she might have been still feeling the affects from the night before and didnt fancy the whole going on a date thing still hungover? dont give up because from what you've told us so far seems she could be there for the taking Yeah I ment for lastnight, I'm ment to be meeting them both at the weekend but I'm scared the ugly one has dibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Yeah I ment for lastnight, I'm ment to be meeting them both at the weekend but I'm scared the ugly one has dibs Just make sure to ride the ugly one from behind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just make sure to ride the ugly one from behind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I met a lassie who was still married the other week there... "Separated" Just didn't sit well with me and she was acting kinda weird. Fair to say that I'll no be seeing her again. I sincerely hope it's my "wife". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Yeah I ment for lastnight, I'm ment to be meeting them both at the weekend but I'm scared the ugly one has dibs Aye, rough from the night before and already after ten. Nae danger she was going round that night. The hunt is still on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Available for wingman duties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alwayssunnyingorgie Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Available for wingman duties Done She's got a decent body just from the neck up is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Done She's got a decent body just from the neck up is bad. That's called a butter face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Done She's got a decent body just from the neck up is bad. Few pints get that sorted, worked for me in the 80s, not a myth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Done She's got a decent body just from the neck up is bad. I've plenty paper bags you can have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Few pints get that sorted, worked for me in the 80s, not a myth. The term 10pints essence comes to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboz Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 I've plenty paper bags you can have. Find you need to use them regularly yourself do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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