peter_hmfc Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Write something back like 'got my new van ready for first day of school tomorrow. Windows blackened too'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I assume the schools are back today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 (edited) Brace for "1st day at school" pictures tomorrow! #wheredoesthetimego #mybabyallgrownup #proudmummy I don't mind the first day of P1 or even 1st year but the ones that piss me off are the "Aw look at wee Johnny. First day of 5th year" along with a photo of "Wee Johnny" (who's now a 6ft tall,White Lightning swigging skinhead) looking severely pissed off. Edited August 16, 2017 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) https://www.facebook.com/helloUcomedy/videos/724451597756631/?hc_ref=ARRfaT64MMitXBXVokh2YAnLAQXdUVgHampLy7Yg1w3HXgcRWT8Z5LxOGBBpl9lLjrk Edited August 22, 2017 by Ray Gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 i know its from a weegie site, but so much truth in here http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/what-facebook-roasters-statuses-really-13501719 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Beware of Windows/MacOS/Linux Virus Spreading Through Facebook Messenger New Computer Virus Spreading Through Facebook Messenger That Targets Windows, Mac OS X and Linux Users THEHACKERNEWS.COm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Beware of Windows/MacOS/Linux Virus Spreading Through Facebook Messenger New Computer Virus Spreading Through Facebook Messenger That Targets Windows, Mac OS X and Linux Users THEHACKERNEWS.COm Not surprised with all the dodgy sites you go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Not surprised with all the dodgy sites you go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Eminem posts from last night "Legend" "The greatest artist of all time" "Still buzzin" Off you pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Eminem posts from last night "Legend" "The greatest artist of all time" "Still buzzin" Off you pop. Tbf. He was the second best white rapper there last night. That has to count for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Beware of Windows/MacOS/Linux Virus Spreading Through Facebook Messenger New Computer Virus Spreading Through Facebook Messenger That Targets Windows, Mac OS X and Linux Users THEHACKERNEWS.COm Oh, the irony if your computer is wrecked by Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 A couple on my page got married last month and we're still getting bombarded with pictures,videos and "what a great day, thank you to everyone who made it special" updates. You're not the first person ever to get married hen. On the plus side, Daza and Shaza are back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 A couple on my page got married last month and we're still getting bombarded with pictures,videos and "what a great day, thank you to everyone who made it special" updates. You're not the first person ever to get married hen. On the plus side, Daza and Shaza are back Plus side? Daza and Shaza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Plus side? Daza and Shaza? [emoji38] Daz and shaz are back...when did this happen???[emoji23] Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) A couple on my page got married last month and we're still getting bombarded with pictures,videos and "what a great day, thank you to everyone who made it special" updates. You're not the first person ever to get married hen. On the plus side, Daza and Shaza are back Daza & Shaza YAAAAAAAAAASSS! Edited August 25, 2017 by Shooter McGavin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Daz and shaz...the gift that keeps giving...[emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122] Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 A girl I went to school with, got married last year at the grand old age of 22. It all seemed a bit strange and out of nowhere (no one seemed to know the husband, and he wasn't local) but I noticed last night that she's changed her surname back to her original name, and there's no sign of a relationship status anywhere. She's also "in Ibiza with the girls" (read: being pumped rotten by anyone and everyone in Ibiza). It was oddly to witness it all go so wrong so quickly. Her ex's last name was also Snowball Why the ever loving **** would you get married at 22? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 A girl I went to school with, got married last year at the grand old age of 22. It all seemed a bit strange and out of nowhere (no one seemed to know the husband, and he wasn't local) but I noticed last night that she's changed her surname back to her original name, and there's no sign of a relationship status anywhere. She's also "in Ibiza with the girls" (read: being pumped rotten by anyone and everyone in Ibiza). It was oddly to witness it all go so wrong so quickly. Her ex's last name was also Snowball Why the ever loving **** would you get married at 22? Meet the right partner and it can work....I married at 23...it failed 19 years later...do i regret that ? No. We have a daughter that while exasperating at times , we both love unconditionally, try not to diss peoples choices...your friends experience admittedly was a bit shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 A girl I went to school with, got married last year at the grand old age of 22. It all seemed a bit strange and out of nowhere (no one seemed to know the husband, and he wasn't local) but I noticed last night that she's changed her surname back to her original name, and there's no sign of a relationship status anywhere. She's also "in Ibiza with the girls" (read: being pumped rotten by anyone and everyone in Ibiza). It was oddly to witness it all go so wrong so quickly. Her ex's last name was also Snowball Why the ever loving **** would you get married at 22? [emoji38] Lol I know it sounds wicked but I get a little perverse kick when this happens too !!! You know the " friends " who never stop going on about how " happy " they are " so in love " statuses then it all seems to die a death lol I just assume everyone is happy and don't need to broadcast it n Facebook Sent from my B3-A30 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 I can find "Shazzas" Facebook but not Darrens . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Lol I know it sounds wicked but I get a little perverse kick when this happens too !!! You know the " friends " who never stop going on about how " happy " they are " so in love " statuses then it all seems to die a death lol I just assume everyone is happy and don't need to broadcast it n Facebook Sent from my B3-A30 using Tapatalk Remember once I had some annoying bitch constantly going on about some prick she met, constantly talking in real life and posting on Facebook about him, the chronology was immense. "luv ma boi, cant imagin life wivout him" "cinema with ma boy, luvvin life rite now" "presents from ma boo, luv him sooo much" "men are shit, enjoy the single life ladies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Daz & Shaz have returned?? Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Remember once I had some annoying bitch constantly going on about some prick she met, constantly talking in real life and posting on Facebook about him, the chronology was immense. "luv ma boi, cant imagin life wivout him" "cinema with ma boy, luvvin life rite now" "presents from ma boo, luv him sooo much" "men are shit, enjoy the single life ladies" Exactly. Those arse holes always fall on their own sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 28, 2017 Share Posted August 28, 2017 Exactly. Those arse holes always fall on their own sword Of all times, one guy on my FB who's constantly going on about his lovey-relationship with his "wee doll" just put something up 2 days ago about him apparently hitting her. It's got everything, "let me get the record straight", "say that to my face", "if you're that much of a mate", topped off with a nice accusation at someone they won't name. The comments section is cluttered with "u gd m8", "stay storng m8", "hw u keepin m8 awrite?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Yeah i recall a couple of years ago a married couple aired their dirty linen on FB. First shot fired was from her " Ive split up with that ^^^^ (******) and i cant stand him. Hes been seeing other woman ".. His response was brilliant : " Dont listen to that tramp. shes bored me to death for years...shes a b*** etc" the venon went on for days on it. It was mouth watering but also sad in many ways ( airing your private business really) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 People sharing that bloody Rainbow 'twanger's' video despite it coming to light about ten years ago. Even worse is the comments of people who don't understand it was just the cast and crew arsing about having a laugh. "OMG!! I can't believe that they showed this". "They wouldn't get away with that these days" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Someone on mine just posted about going to a group psychic reading with 100+ in the audience and apparently got through to their dad. They seem to genuinely believe this shit as though they are the lucky chosen ones who "got through". Love a good I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templeton Peck Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Someone on mine just posted about going to a group psychic reading with 100+ in the audience and apparently got through to their dad. They seem to genuinely believe this shit as though they are the lucky chosen ones who "got through". Love a good I do. "Is there anyone here who's got a dad?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 "Is there anyone here who's got a dad?" How could you possibly have known that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 "Is there anyone here who's got a dad?" "I'm guessing he was... male?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Brilliant video on YouTube with Derren Brown & Richard Dawkins chatting about psychics & such. Worth a watch. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Elf on a fecking shelf. It was slightly funny the first time round, really doing my tits in now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Elf on a fecking shelf. It was slightly funny the first time round, really doing my tits in now. You're gonna love this then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 You're gonna love this then. I did see one that made me giggle, it was a picture of Neil Lennon sitting on a tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) I did see one that made me giggle, it was a picture of Neil Lennon sitting on a tank. The GoT one, Rickon on the Dickon, made me titter Edited September 23, 2017 by Steve_Jersey_HMFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 The GoT one, Rickon on the Dickon, made me titter Just saw one there that was James Blunt on a **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 A few racist ones kicking about too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Woman on my page just updated her status telling us that her 10 year old just told her that she needs to calm it with the drink, followed by laughing faces. Aye it's hilarious that a young child notices that you're drinking too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Woman on my page just updated her status telling us that her 10 year old just told her that she needs to calm it with the drink, followed by laughing faces. Aye it's hilarious that a young child notices that you're drinking too much. Boot the boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Boot the boot. Already have. Same cow that went on holiday abroad with her kids recently and spent the week pissed then started moaning that the kids were doing her head in and she couldn't wait to get home to get out on the piss in peace. Poor kids were probably bored out their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Already have. Same cow that went on holiday abroad with her kids recently and spent the week pissed then started moaning that the kids were doing her head in and she couldn't wait to get home to get out on the piss in peace. Poor kids were probably bored out their minds. She sounds charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 She sounds charming. Apparently it's hilarious patter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Woman on my page just updated her status telling us that her 10 year old just told her that she needs to calm it with the drink, followed by laughing faces. Aye it's hilarious that a young child notices that you're drinking too much. Employment status: Full Time mummy. Absolutely guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Employment status: Full Time mummy. Absolutely guaranteed. That's uncanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Woman on my page just updated her status telling us that her 10 year old just told her that she needs to calm it with the drink, followed by laughing faces. Aye it's hilarious that a young child notices that you're drinking too much. That's quite sad that someone can't go without a drink when they are caring for their kids. If they need to have a drink, what's wrong with a couple of beers or glasses of wine? It's not even the drink but I would imagine that whilst she is drinking she's got her mobile in front of her constantly. Terrible state of affairs if your kid says that to you. Pretty heartbreaking really. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Apparently it's hilarious patter. It's cracking chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Lassie on my fb just called Scotland "Celtland". Instant deletion there and then. She's usually sticking tricolours up the bint. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Lassie on my fb just called Scotland "Celtland". Instant deletion there and then. She's usually sticking tricolours up the bint. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk To be fair, now we can blame it all on celtic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 To be fair, now we can blame it all on celtic. Every cloud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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