tian447 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 In a relationship - March 12th. **** me, this is psycho patter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 In a relationship - March 12th. **** me, this is psycho patter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 William Lynch's comment :rofl: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Darren is grateful to have her, it's a shame that she is only greatful to have him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Is his surname grey or is that a reference to 50 shades of grey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Is his surname grey or is that a reference to 50 shades of grey? The latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 The latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I thought guards weren't to fraternize with the prisoners? It's bad enough he has an illegal mobile in his cell.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Maybe she'll go go-karting with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 **** me, he must be trolling?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 In a relationship - March 12th. **** me, this is psycho patter Deary ****ing me, 2 weeks! I'll give it two weeks before a feud kicks off on fb between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Deary ******* me, 2 weeks! I'll give it two weeks before a feud kicks off on fb between them. That's almost guaranteed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Have a read of her profile. She is literally him in female form. Same chronic banter, no-one replies to her and types like an illiterate Rab C Nesbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Probably no real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Absolute belter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) That day when eveyone has to try and out do each other proclaiming their maw is the best and strongest lady in the world. Most probably won't even see her or pick up the phone but a cheesy Facebook post will get those all so valuable thumbs. Edited March 26, 2017 by Sexton Hardcastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Just had a look at his (and her) profiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I propose a new fundraiser. Everyone chips in a fiver. Total amount goes to the kickbacker who'll have sex with Dazs new bursd on the new couch. It's my idea so I'm exempt from the shagging part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I propose a new fundraiser. Everyone chips in a fiver. Total amount goes to the kickbacker who'll have sex with Dazs new bursd on the new couch. It's my idea so I'm exempt from the shagging part. I can think of several Kickbackers who would definitely be interested in this proposal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Have a read of her profile. She is literally him in female form. Same chronic banter, no-one replies to her and types like an illiterate Rab C Nesbit. How old is her profile? It's probably him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 How old is her profile? It's probably him. There are photos. Of them together. Match made in heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) Facebook crawling with all this Mother's Day shite. Folk wish their pals a happy Mother's Day from their own barn "To granny, happy Mother's Day love from grandson" Writing big speeches as if their bairn can talk at 9 months Dads buying gifts from the bairn when it's not even born yet Think I'll stay off it for rest of the day. You don't need 1 day of the whole year just to show how much you love your parents. Edited March 26, 2017 by Chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I ignored all FB protocol and simply went to visit my mum and gave her a card and some flowers. Old school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I ignored all FB protocol and simply went to visit my mum and gave her a card and some flowers. Old school. That sort of behaviour will never catch on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 My mum liked my gift and flowers....but when she realised I hadn't posted about her on FB she had my Dad cut me out the will. She also said my children were arseholes..... I deserved that. If anything I got off lightly for my gross insensitivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Seems odd that salad fingers has just settled down after the online dating thread and now this Darren chap is all loved up. Coincedince? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Seems odd that salad fingers has just settled down after the online dating thread and now this Darren chap is all loved up. Coincedince? New couch is fantastic by the way. Might go back next week for a PS4. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 New couch is fantastic by the way. Might go back next week for a PS4. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 New couch is fantastic by the way. Might go back next week for a PS4. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Glad the love nest is working out well m9 x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I've actually spotted one or two people using FB to wish their mum happy mothers day but actually just as an excuse to wish themselves a mothers day (and remind us all in case we hadn't spotted the thousands of posts they put up that they have a bairn(s)) along the lines of: "Happy Mothers Day Mum. Being a mum myself now has taught me how amazing you've been..." "Happy Mothers Day to my mum, and I love being a mum myself now..." And then the picture collages have one or two token pics of the mum but mostly the poster and the bairn. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 There are photos. Of them together. Match made in heaven how do I find either of them ..Names ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 how do I find either of them ..Names ? Type "Kray" into FB. His profile will definitely come up. I hope your not busy for the next few hours though as it is classic reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 He wears white fluffy slippers ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Type "Kray" into FB. His profile will definitely come up. I hope your not busy for the next few hours though as it is classic reading. cheers ..this is a must see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 This is one severally fecked up mistake of a facebook post of epic portions. This Arsenal boy must have looked at his Facebook post latter and really wished he had thought up another phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 This is one severally fecked up mistake of a facebook post of epic portions. This Arsenal boy must have looked at his Facebook post latter and really wished he had thought up another phrase. Well you wouldn't wanted to go Face to face with that, I've got this wrong haven't I ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 To be fair she looks like she's just been taken up the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 To be fair she looks like she's just been taken up the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just seen a guy I don't know, have a big rant about being a single dad, with repeated use of the word "mom". He's from Stirling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moshy Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Type "Kray" into FB. His profile will definitely come up. I hope your not busy for the next few hours though as it is classic reading. His bursd / sister whoever she is looks riddled with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Guy I know posted pictures of him and his mates in Barcelona. They went to a game at the Nou Camp wearing Celtic and Rangers shirts, scarves and flags on. Is that a thing? Do people go and watch a Spanish game wearing Old Firm tops? There was pictures also where they looked like they were singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Guy I know posted pictures of him and his mates in Barcelona. They went to a game at the Nou Camp wearing Celtic and Rangers shirts, scarves and flags on. Is that a thing? Do people go and watch a Spanish game wearing Old Firm tops? There was pictures also where they looked like they were singing. :cornette: Celtic fans always do this. Surprised the hun did though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Celtic fans always do this. Surprised the hun did though. Seems like Darren has found love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Guy I know posted pictures of him and his mates in Barcelona. They went to a game at the Nou Camp wearing Celtic and Rangers shirts, scarves and flags on. Is that a thing? Do people go and watch a Spanish game wearing Old Firm tops? There was pictures also where they looked like they were singing. :cornette: That is grim. I'd be seething if some Barcelona fan came to tynie with their top/scarf on. Then again, we're no exactky a club that feeds off football tourism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Guy I know posted pictures of him and his mates in Barcelona. They went to a game at the Nou Camp wearing Celtic and Rangers shirts, scarves and flags on. Is that a thing? Do people go and watch a Spanish game wearing Old Firm tops? There was pictures also where they looked like they were singing. :cornette: Celtic and Barca have had a weird love in with each other, I say Celtic and Barca but I've only really noticed it going one way... I'm sure Neymar dived against them a couple of times a year or two back and the Celtic fans I know wen't in the huff and called them cheating b*******. Essentially, Celtic shove their heads so far up any highly sucessful european teams a***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) When Ole Gunnar solskjaer scored the winner for Man Utd in the 1999 Champions League final, the TV cameras then show two ugly Scottish blokes wearing Aberdeen shirts and kilts celebrating at the front of the stand. Basically, they must've been parading around Barcelona all day trying to draw attention to themselves and using the old Fergie connection in order to gain favour with Man U fans. A couple of *****! [EDIT] In fact, here they are here. go to 1:36:55 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpjzAjsD2nA Edited April 24, 2017 by Buffalo Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 When Ole Gunnar solskjaer scored the winner for Man Utd in the 1999 Champions League final, the TV cameras then show two ugly Scottish blokes wearing Aberdeen shirts and kilts celebrating at the front of the stand. Basically, they must've been parading around Barcelona all day trying to draw attention to themselves and using the old Fergie connection in order to gain favour with Man U fans. A couple of *****! [EDIT] In fact, here they are here. go to 1:36:55 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpjzAjsD2nA They are going mental aswell. ******s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Seems like Darren has found love Is that just him in drag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Is that just him in drag? Those eyebrows man! Ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Those 'textingstory' things. Chronic. Not seen one that was actually funny yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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