Tazio Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Ill Ray said: "Happy Mother's Day to the best mummy I could ask for. Love from wee Billy." Wee Billy is a rabbit. Back to my favourite Facebook rant. Posts to dead people. "Happy Mother's Day to my marvellous mum, who went to heaven 31 years ago." Jesus Christ, even if you could take your Facebook to the afterlife it didn't even exist when she died. And she's be on very primitive dialup at best so no point in posting that massive picture of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I swear Mother's Day and Father's Day have become a hundred times bigger since Facebook took off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: I'll see your rabbit and raise you... "Happy Mothers Day to an amazing mum!" (Their mum isn't on Facebook) I hope she breaks a tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 7 hours ago, Ill Ray said: "Happy Mother's Day to the best mummy I could ask for. Love from wee Billy." Wee Billy is a rabbit. Rampant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I think I posted last year about women using Mother’s Day posts as an excuse to talk about how much they love being a mother and to post another dozen pics of their bairn, literally wishing themselves a happy Mother’s Day. Some of them use a happy Mother’s Day post to their own mum as a Segway into a post which is really all about themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Got a girl who got married 2 years ago and still constantly puts up pictures of her big day with statuses like “such a wonderful day” and “I’d like to thank everybody for making it such a special day” etc. She basically acts like the only person who ever got married. I’d delete her but she’s an absolute stunner with an unbelievable body who also loves to post lots of holiday pictures off herself in very nice bikinis. You can see the bind I’m in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Ooh I had lovely scrummy muesli for breakfast. It’s soooooo healthy. then I’m going for coffee with Georgia and a sooooo healthy big slice of carrot cake. then a big healthy lunch of tuna salad. then for dinner a big healthy plate of spaghetti Bol with a nice healthy bottle of wine. is wierd because I eat tons and tons of healthy food each day how come I’m such an overweight fat brainless minger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Got a girl who got married 2 years ago and still constantly puts up pictures of her big day with statuses like “such a wonderful day” and “I’d like to thank everybody for making it such a special day” etc. She basically acts like the only person who ever got married. I’d delete her but she’s an absolute stunner with an unbelievable body who also loves to post lots of holiday pictures off herself in very nice bikinis. You can see the bind I’m in. What bind? Post the pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 23 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: What bind? Post the pics. Oh I couldn’t do that 12 minutes ago, Barack said: “What’re you doing up there, Ian?” ”Nothin’. Just checking Facebook. Down in a minute. Maybe 2...” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 These kids of things that seem to do the rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Armageddon said: These kids of things that seem to do the rounds. Shocking hun xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Anyone else find it odd to leave kisses at the end of a message enquiring about a potential kidnapping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Armageddon said: These kids of things that seem to do the rounds. Phew.....only got the end of my reg. And it's not a Vauxhall it's a Volkswagen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: Anyone else find it odd to leave kisses at the end of a message enquiring about a potential kidnapping? Extremely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Barack said: It’ll be those pesky kiddie peado dog snatchers again. Marking gates with a red X. “Kids live here. And a Chihuahua.” Is that the Romanian ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, Barack said: They been round yours too, babes?xx Blody immygrunts. Cumming over hear, stealin ur dogs and kids. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 5 hours ago, Armageddon said: These kids of things that seem to do the rounds. FFS man, you can't just leave it at that. Post the rest of it, i need to know what happened!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 If we could get this thread back on track....ie...haranguing Iantjambo to release pics of the stunner's holiday snaps...that would be great....thankyou, please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Barack said: I can confirm, I have been PM’d a sneak preview. Unfortunately, it was of Ian. I’m now considering wether to press charges. I'll take a pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 28 minutes ago, Barack said: I can confirm, I have been PM’d a sneak preview. Unfortunately, it was of Ian. I’m now considering wether to press charges. 24 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: I'll take a pm It’s ok, I’ll share the picture of myself publicly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, iantjambo said: It’s ok, I’ll share the picture of myself publicly. Prefer blondes TBH.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Prefer blondes TBH.... I’m so tired of trying to please you. I’ve got feelings too y’know. Oh, and the girl in question is brunette so no point posting her pic Edited March 12, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I’m so tired of trying to please you. I’ve got feelings too y’know. Oh, and the girl in question is brunette so no point posting her pic Well played.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 13 minutes ago, iantjambo said: It’s ok, I’ll share the picture of myself publicly. That is NOT how you looked in ASDA that day, it just isn’t... What ya done tae yer bod man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Morgan said: That is NOT how you looked in ASDA that day, it just isn’t... What ya done tae yer bod man? I’m not telling. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Going to have to start deleting people who tag folk in a list of random names. Bizarre behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Going to have to start deleting people who tag folk in a list of random names. Bizarre behaviour. Extremely annoying. ”Hahaha...Ian you deserve a beer, this list says so” ”Does it aye?” Prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 10 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Going to have to start deleting people who tag folk in a list of random names. Bizarre behaviour. "List of girls who need a drink." *List includes pretty much every name in the top 50 most common girls names.* "Omg so true!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 05/03/2018 at 17:46, Morgan said: Told you this bloke was funny On 05/03/2018 at 21:16, Der Kaiser said: Its the mobile version I'm afraid. It's too easy to accidentally click on folks names. I apologise if you thought i was taking a real interest in you. Plus I'm often on kickback one handed........ Hey, your bang on Morgan On 12/03/2018 at 06:49, iantjambo said: Got a girl who got married 2 years ago and still constantly puts up pictures of her big day with statuses like “such a wonderful day” and “I’d like to thank everybody for making it such a special day” etc. She basically acts like the only person who ever got married. I’d delete her but she’s an absolute stunner with an unbelievable body who also loves to post lots of holiday pictures off herself in very nice bikinis. You can see the bind I’m in. On 12/03/2018 at 08:25, Der Kaiser said: What bind? Post the pics. C’mon ian, need those pics, just so we can see the lovely wedding venue, honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: C’mon ian, need those pics, just so we can see the lovely wedding venue, honest. Think this is her Edited April 12, 2018 by Justin Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Justin Z said: Think this is her Oopsie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Justin Z said: Think this is her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) Right, this is doing my ****ing tits in at the minute. Posts that are like: "Your pets name and your mums maiden name are your pornstar name, post them below ???" Well done dipshits, you just gave away common security answers to absolutely anyone who wants to see it. Then the same people go and moan and cry that Facebook is collecting their data. Idiots, the ****ing lot of them - and they usually have 90,000 likes and 50,000 odd comments!!! Edited April 12, 2018 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2 hours ago, tian447 said: Right, this is doing my ****ing tits in at the minute. Posts that are like: "Your pets name and your mums maiden name are your pornstar name, post them below ???" Well done dipshits, you just gave away common security answers to absolutely anyone who wants to see it. Then the same people go and moan and cry that Facebook is collecting their data. Idiots, the ****ing lot of them - and they usually have 90,000 likes and 50,000 odd comments!!! I never thought of it like that. That is actually quite genuis . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 hours ago, tian447 said: Right, this is doing my ****ing tits in at the minute. Posts that are like: "Your pets name and your mums maiden name are your pornstar name, post them below ???" Well done dipshits, you just gave away common security answers to absolutely anyone who wants to see it. Then the same people go and moan and cry that Facebook is collecting their data. Idiots, the ****ing lot of them - and they usually have 90,000 likes and 50,000 odd comments!!! That never crossed my mind. I've never actually posted on them obviously but they constantly pop up on my page. Mental how easy it would be though stick a meme up everyone goes nuts for them giving away birthdays etc. Annoying ones aswell "list of girls who will be pregnant in next 5 years" In Dundee you could just bash through 192.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, tian447 said: Right, this is doing my ****ing tits in at the minute. Posts that are like: "Your pets name and your mums maiden name are your pornstar name, post them below ???" Well done dipshits, you just gave away common security answers to absolutely anyone who wants to see it. Then the same people go and moan and cry that Facebook is collecting their data. Idiots, the ****ing lot of them - and they usually have 90,000 likes and 50,000 odd comments!!! Another one to add to the list.... People who post up a countdown clock "7 days until Mauritius cannae wait xxx" and their FB is public. Well done - every thief out there now knows you'll be away from your home for at least a week next Tuesday. Edited April 13, 2018 by King prawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodge Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 14 hours ago, tian447 said: Right, this is doing my ****ing tits in at the minute. Posts that are like: "Your pets name and your mums maiden name are your pornstar name, post them below ???" Well done dipshits, you just gave away common security answers to absolutely anyone who wants to see it. Then the same people go and moan and cry that Facebook is collecting their data. Idiots, the ****ing lot of them - and they usually have 90,000 likes and 50,000 odd comments!!! 100% this. Then they get hacked and they have the cheek to ask how it happened! Morons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Got this event, this holiday, these gigs in 6 months time, can't wait! Do you want a ****ing medal to go along with those you absolute welt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I am interested in this event. Really. I am interested in knowing if your mum drank brake fluid all through her pregnancy with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 14 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: I am interested in this event. Really. I am interested in knowing if your mum drank brake fluid all through her pregnancy with you. Is that not just an automatic Facebook thing rather than the user posting it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Is that not just an automatic Facebook thing rather than the user posting it? Yeah if you click that you’re interested in an event that gets shared with your friends. I’m not sure if you can stop Facebook sharing it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 My auntie just thanked her friend for a birthday message this morning. Her birthday was back in August! Raging already and its no even 9am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) On 13/04/2018 at 19:54, Der Kaiser said: I am interested in this event. Really. I am interested in knowing if your mum drank brake fluid all through her pregnancy with you. Edited April 20, 2018 by Wham Bam Austin McCann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 3 hours ago, chester copperpot said: My auntie just thanked her friend for a birthday message this morning. Her birthday was back in August! Raging already and its no even 9am! My favourite is that I have two uncles who constantly post birthday wishes to other people on their own timelines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 3 hours ago, chester copperpot said: My auntie just thanked her friend for a birthday message this morning. Her birthday was back in August! Raging already and its no even 9am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, tian447 said: Haha aye probably. Daft auld bint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Anyone ever had a friend request from someone with the same name? It was a few years back but I remember receiving it....a look on his profile showed he was tracking down everyone with the same name! Deviant behaviour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Casual Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Anyone ever had a friend request from someone with the same name? It was a few years back but I remember receiving it....a look on his profile showed he was tracking down everyone with the same name! Deviant behaviour! Your name’s not Dave Gorman is it?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Placid Casual said: Your name’s not Dave Gorman is it?? No....im actually Korean. My real name is Li Keand Share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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