Phil Dunphy Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 **** me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 **** me. Drag queen Gollum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 They look like a pair of recovering heroin addicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 At least the guy's getting some! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 At least the guy's getting some! :rofll: And let me guess...both??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 :rofll: And let me guess...both??? Naw!!!! But Her?........well go on then!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 **** me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 **** me. **** me. Can you imagine what their kids would look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Naw!!!! But Her?........well go on then!! Your some man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Wright Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 **** me. Can you imagine what their kids would look like? Probably immaculately dressed in the latest naff sports gear. All paid for by the great British tax payer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Your some man To be fair it'd have to be doggy style, one look at that coupen and I'd have to stand her on her head and drop it in slack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 **** me. Can you imagine what their kids would look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 To be fair it'd have to be doggy style, one look at that coupen and I'd have to stand her on her head and drop it in slack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 To be fair it'd have to be doggy style, one look at that coupen and I'd have to stand her on her head and drop it in slack. To be fair you could be sprinting towards the finish line and one glance at her could by you another 20 gruelling minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 **** me. Your 2 word reaction is quite possibly the most accurate i've ever seen on here. There are no other words needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 They look like a pair of recovering heroin addicts. They are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 They look like a pair of recovering heroin addicts. Recovering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I loved the photo he took in Cruise where he was trying a jacket on and the tags were still on the jacket. He basically went in to cruise to try a jacket on so he could take the photo, ****ing tragic! I will try find the photo. He also posted trainers that he had stolen from a shop one night when he was steaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Love the fact her photo was taken in a public toilet. Probably her place of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moshy Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Love the fact her photo was taken in a public toilet.With a glory hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I loved the photo he took in Cruise where he was trying a jacket on and the tags were still on the jacket. He basically went in to cruise to try a jacket on so he could take the photo, ******* tragic! I will try find the photo. He also posted trainers that he had stolen from a shop one night when he was steaming. Any photos from his wide variety of gourmet delicacies would also be... interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 At least the guy's getting some! Exactly. Getting more than me........I'm truly tragic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos1983 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Exactly. Getting more than me........I'm truly tragic!A/S/L? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 A/S/L? I don't think I'm ready for the dating world, I had to google what that actually meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I don't think I'm ready for the dating world, I had to google what that actually meant! You did not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 You did not? I really did. FYI 38, F, West Lothian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I really did. FYI 38, F, West Lothian. Oi, oi. Form an orderly queue gents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I really did. FYI 38, F, West Lothian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 I really did. FYI 38, F, West Lothian. How on earth does a 38 year old not know what A/S/L means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 How on earth does a 38 year old not know what A/S/L means. I've lived a sheltered life, what else can I say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Oi, oi. Form an orderly queue gents. She lost me at West Lothian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 I loved the photo he took in Cruise where he was trying a jacket on and the tags were still on the jacket. He basically went in to cruise to try a jacket on so he could take the photo, ******* tragic! I will try find the photo. He also posted trainers that he had stolen from a shop one night when he was steaming. did someone not comment about him sticking to Sports Direct or something? It was a truly tragic photo that's for sure. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 I really did. FYI 38, F, West Lothian. Have you entered for 2017? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I loved the photo he took in Cruise where he was trying a jacket on and the tags were still on the jacket. He basically went in to cruise to try a jacket on so he could take the photo, ******* tragic! I will try find the photo. He also posted trainers that he had stolen from a shop one night when he was steaming. Found it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Found it Oh dear god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Found it Taken just seconds before he legged it out the shop with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Found it Is that a grown man wearing jobbie catchers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Asking on Facebook where you should go to vote. Google is your friend. I found the info for her in 20 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Asking on Facebook where you should go to vote. Google is your friend. I found the info for her in 20 seconds. I'd rather that than the "I can't be ****ed to get out of bed to vote today -monkey emoji-" I saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I'd rather that than the "I can't be ****ed to get out of bed to vote today -monkey emoji-" I saw. Give it time and that same numpty will be online moaning about the council or his local councillor and they did nothing to try and change things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Is that a grown man wearing jobbie catchers? **** knows but he is utterly tragic. I kinda feel sorry for him as he does t even know how sad he is. His bird changed her name to his surname the day they started dating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 He's clearly a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. Perhaps a bit shan ripping on him so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 **** knows but he is utterly tragic. I kinda feel sorry for him as he does t even know how sad he is. His bird changed her name to his surname the day they started dating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 He's clearly a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. Perhaps a bit shan ripping on him so much. The sunblest bag hasn't even been opened mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 He was a weird guy in school as well. His aunty was in the same year as him. She's turned out nice though. Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Scottish "banter" pages with try-to-hard posts like this: Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 The above is absolutely dreadful humour, absolutely terrible stuff, usually written in the most illiterate and borderline-caveman style. Because spelling it wrong makes it so much funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Scottish "banter" pages with try-to-hard posts like this: Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Got to admit I'm laughing at that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Got to admit I'm laughing at that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Scottish "banter" pages with try-to-hard posts like this: Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk The above is absolutely dreadful humour, absolutely terrible stuff, usually written in the most illiterate and borderline-caveman style. Because spelling it wrong makes it so much funnier. Chronic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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