Placid Casual Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 25 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: No....im actually Korean. My real name is Li Keand Share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Anyone ever had a friend request from someone with the same name? It was a few years back but I remember receiving it....a look on his profile showed he was tracking down everyone with the same name! Deviant behaviour! Had a boy do that with me years ago from Australia as it was his 50th birthday (no sure why that matters either). Accepted him. Seems a decent guy who was a good help when I travelled up the gold coast for a few weeks 2 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Anyone ever had a friend request from someone with the same name? It was a few years back but I remember receiving it....a look on his profile showed he was tracking down everyone with the same name! Deviant behaviour! Yep, loads. I found it really weird that folk wanted to be friends with complete strangers just because they have the same name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 The facebook phrase folk use: “ Delighted to announce” Phuck off, your no a press conference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Anyone ever had a friend request from someone with the same name? It was a few years back but I remember receiving it....a look on his profile showed he was tracking down everyone with the same name! Deviant behaviour! I had that back in the days of Bebo. Promptly blocked him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Anyone ever had a friend request from someone with the same name? It was a few years back but I remember receiving it....a look on his profile showed he was tracking down everyone with the same name! Deviant behaviour! Wow, I didn’t realise that `der Kaiser` was a common name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Probably hasn’t phoned the police, but taken the time to make a nice wee number plate graphic up. BEWARE BEWARE THOSE ASIANS ARE STEALING OUR KIDS * STAY SAFE ** HUG YOUR BAIRNS *** YOU OK HUN? **** PM ME BABE XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 His/her road tax is due! Tut tut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 08:23, Armageddon said: Probably hasn’t phoned the police, but taken the time to make a nice wee number plate graphic up. BEWARE BEWARE THOSE ASIANS ARE STEALING OUR KIDS * STAY SAFE ** HUG YOUR BAIRNS *** YOU OK HUN? **** PM ME BABE XXX Has she since deleted that post or made it private? Could see it on Monday but not today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) Heard on the radio that Facebook are adding a tinder style feature where you can swipe left and right on people. That'll be interesting Edited May 2, 2018 by Homme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Wishing a happy fathers day to people that aren't on Facebook or dead! Someone put up a picture of the order of service from their deceased fathers funeral. Strange behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 49 minutes ago, tokyowalnut said: Wishing a happy fathers day to people that aren't on Facebook or dead! Someone put up a picture of the order of service from their deceased fathers funeral. Strange behaviour. You beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 1 hour ago, tokyowalnut said: Wishing a happy fathers day to people that aren't on Facebook or dead! Someone put up a picture of the order of service from their deceased fathers funeral. Strange behaviour. I came on to post this exact same thing, well this but minus the funeral order of service. Its all very “look at me” “what a great child I am”. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Another has gone up... It's a 'happy fathers day' message from an unborn child ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 The story behind every Facebook message today "hey everyone, my dad is awesome, and I'm such a great child here's pictures of me with him...he's fantastic....its why I'm fantastic.......yeah....some photos are quite old.....i don't really see him much.....except when my cars acting up....or I need money......he had an operation recently.....i want to say it was just routine but I don't really know what it was for.....he's OK I think.....mum would have said if it was serious......he's brilliant though.....i got him an Amazon voucher....he can treat himself with it....plus I don't know what he likes these days so that's a bit less stressful.....mum said what about taking him out for lunch....but im working tomorrow, and it's been a tough week.....bit of a sore head.....I'll pop his card in during the week......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 hours ago, tokyowalnut said: It's a 'happy fathers day' message from an unborn child ? I got one of those today on whatsapp. I must say it didn't annoy me one bit. Quite the opposite, in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: The story behind every Facebook message today "hey everyone, my dad is awesome, and I'm such a great child here's pictures of me with him...he's fantastic....its why I'm fantastic.......yeah....some photos are quite old.....i don't really see him much.....except when my cars acting up....or I need money......he had an operation recently.....i want to say it was just routine but I don't really know what it was for.....he's OK I think.....mum would have said if it was serious......he's brilliant though.....i got him an Amazon voucher....he can treat himself with it....plus I don't know what he likes these days so that's a bit less stressful.....mum said what about taking him out for lunch....but im working tomorrow, and it's been a tough week.....bit of a sore head.....I'll pop his card in during the week......" That is ridiculously accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Happy Fathers day to my mum ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: I got one of those today on whatsapp. I must say it didn't annoy me one bit. Quite the opposite, in fact. I got an actual card with a pic of the scan on it. Was well made up with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: I got an actual card with a pic of the scan on it. Was well made up with it. Tip one off into a mothers day card next year...... ......wait......will it still open?.......I'll research and get back. (Congrats though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Tip one off into a mothers day card next year...... ......wait......will it still open?.......I'll research and get back. (Congrats though) Might be the closest I get to her by next year. or ? I'm not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 48 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: I got an actual card with a pic of the scan on it. Was well made up with it. Congrats, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 “Happy Fathers Day to all the mothers forgoing their lie in today and to all the single mothers out there” That had me swearing like I’d just watched us lose to hibs. She most likely doesn’t even care but wants to be seen as being right on. its called Father’s Day for a reason you daft bint, Mother’s Day has already been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 I've been oddly obsessed with viewing anti-vaxxer nonsense that has been posted on Reddit over the past month or so. A few things that caught my eye this morning: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Stokesy said: I've been oddly obsessed with viewing anti-vaxxer nonsense that has been posted on Reddit over the past month or so. A few things that caught my eye this morning: Is he taking the piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I feel a curious resentment for 'Gender reveal' videos. Just what is the need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Boof said: I feel a curious resentment for 'Gender reveal' videos. Just what is the need? I don't know what that is? Is it videos of folks pulling their pants down? ".....that's tucked back.....definitely a guy...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Der Kaiser said: I don't know what that is? Is it videos of folks pulling their pants down? ".....that's tucked back.....definitely a guy...." Like a buffalo bill video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunphy Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I wish they’d go back to the days of needing a university email address to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: I don't know what that is? Is it videos of folks pulling their pants down? ".....that's tucked back.....definitely a guy...." Seems to be an American thing whereby the gender of an in utero child is revealed to friends and family. Often involving balloons (the inflatable rubber type) and cake. Really struggling to see the point of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I'm sure it's been mentioned but when people post happy birthday stuff to dead parents who are most unlikely to have FB accounts in the afterlife. It's basically look at me I need attention as is people who think changing their profile picture in the wake of a disaster helps anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Anti vaxxing people seem funny on the surface, due to their sheer density. But what they are doing is tantamount to child negligence. It’s an absolute scandal - I believe we should be mandating childhood vaccinations unless a doctor provides exemption on the basis of child wellbeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, houstonjambo said: Anti vaxxing people seem funny on the surface, due to their sheer density. But what they are doing is tantamount to child negligence. It’s an absolute scandal - I believe we should be mandating childhood vaccinations unless a doctor provides exemption on the basis of child wellbeing. It's even worse than that. They're also endangering people that perfectly valid reasons for not vaccinating, such as people that are immunocompromised and people that are allergic to the ingredients in certain vaccines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Ron Burgundy said: I'm sure it's been mentioned but when people post happy birthday stuff to dead parents who are most unlikely to have FB accounts in the afterlife. It's basically look at me I need attention as is people who think changing their profile picture in the wake of a disaster helps anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stokesy said: It's even worse than that. They're also endangering people that perfectly valid reasons for not vaccinating, such as people that are immunocompromised and people that are allergic to the ingredients in certain vaccines. Yeh I should’ve added that. My boy is a year old and the doctor was worried he might have measles (was just a virus thankfully). He’s in that awkward bit where his injection is due in 2 weeks but we had to wait due to moving home. The doctor was saying our area has had a measles outbreak due to parents opting their kids out. Utter scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Not so much a general Facebook usage seethe but the fact that Facebook allow cess-dwelling rodents like Infowars to remain on their platform. Jarrod Ramos had the right idea. Wrong place, right idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 The amount of folk that just share pictures of statements or crappy videos is getting to me!!!!! It's almost like a billboard of advertisements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Really is a total shiteshow these days. All the young ones have binned it it’s middle aged men and women who drive it these days. Absolute balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, Barack said: What're the yoof into now? Bebo? Snapchat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Bebo there’s a wee blast from the past! Its twitter, Instagram and snapchat now. I barely use FB either anymore it just annoys me. What’s really ****ing annoying me now though is people post identical pics and posts on FB and insta too so you end up seeing the same shit again! Honestly somebody kill these people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Barack said: What're the yoof into now? Bebo? Face party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, Barack said: Genuinely dunno what that is/was. Sounds filthy though. So I probably missed it. One of the first social media sites. Came out before Bebo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 The latest social media trend of having videos which repeat themselves. Sometimes the same 10 second clip played on a loop for a minute. And subtitles on everything. **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevinkelevra Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 (edited) On 12/07/2018 at 14:40, Ron Burgundy said: I'm sure it's been mentioned but when people post happy birthday stuff to dead parents who are most unlikely to have FB accounts in the afterlife. It's basically look at me I need attention as is people who think changing their profile picture in the wake of a disaster helps anything. This is the one that gets me most...happily heavenly birthday to my gran/grandad who would have been 134 today. Are these cretins just gonna do this every year? Attention seeking drivel, very close to deletion Edited July 21, 2018 by Slevinkelevra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevinkelevra Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 (edited) . Edited July 21, 2018 by Slevinkelevra Double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 14 hours ago, Sooperstar said: The latest social media trend of having videos which repeat themselves. Sometimes the same 10 second clip played on a loop for a minute. And subtitles on everything. **** off. Subtitles are quite handy if you are wanting to watch the video but not in the best place to listen to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 40 minutes ago, hughesie27 said: Subtitles are quite handy if you are wanting to watch the video but not in the best place to listen to it. Then just watch it later. Have some patience. They're a distraction. If there are subtitles then you can't not watch them, even with the sound on. Fact. End of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Then just watch it later. Have some patience. They're a distraction. If there are subtitles then you can't not watch them, even with the sound on. Fact. End of. It's not easy to find a video again later in the day on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 20 minutes ago, hughesie27 said: It's not easy to find a video again later in the day on Facebook. Click the wee menu dots, hit Save Video. Go back and watch it later. Couldn't be easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Click the wee menu dots, hit Save Video. Go back and watch it later. Couldn't be easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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