Morgan Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Dazza and Shazza 4Eva :wub: Aw shuckzz babes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I've not even read much of this thread but had to have a rant... A former work colleague of mine has just posted a picture of the home made dog food that she has made for her dogs to eat... But it's not a night's worth of food from the Sunday roast leftovers, it's 2 months worth of raw food, in Tupperware containers (like the meals you see body builders preparing) and the ingredients include various types of meat and additives including kangaroo as well as kale, duck egg, hempseed oil, pomegranate and omega 3. Don't know why she couldn't just buy 60 cans of pedigree chum and donate the rest of the money to an animal shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 I've not even read much of this thread but had to have a rant... A former work colleague of mine has just posted a picture of the home made dog food that she has made for her dogs to eat... But it's not a night's worth of food from the Sunday roast leftovers, it's 2 months worth of raw food, in Tupperware containers (like the meals you see body builders preparing) and the ingredients include various types of meat and additives including kangaroo as well as kale, duck egg, hempseed oil, pomegranate and omega 3. Don't know why she couldn't just buy 60 cans of pedigree chum and donate the rest of the money to an animal shelter. Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Birds sending "Happy Fathers Day" messages to their partners - from their pets. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 It's almost on par with messages to Dad's that aren't even on Facebook. Or, in some cases, are even dead. Just...why? The same guy who got one from his rabbit has also "sent" one to his deceased dad. As you say...WHY?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 It's almost on par with messages to Dad's that aren't even on Facebook. Or, in some cases, are even dead. Just...why? I get this seethe. My old man isn't on Facebook so he got a card, a bottle of Talkisker and some beer flavoured jelly beans. I'd feel like a right gimp wishing him happy Father's Day on Facebook when he wouldn't even see it. I lost a friend last year and his mum regularly posts on his Facebook which I find very strange. To be fair it might be helping her with her greif but it's like a stab to my heart every time I see the posts. Maybe I should just unfollow his page so I don't see them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I get this seethe. My old man isn't on Facebook so he got a card, a bottle of Talkisker and some beer flavoured jelly beans. I'd feel like a right gimp wishing him happy Father's Day on Facebook when he wouldn't even see it. I lost a friend last year and his mum regularly posts on his Facebook which I find very strange. To be fair it might be helping her with her greif but it's like a stab to my heart every time I see the posts. Maybe I should just unfollow his page so I don't see them. I find the happy Father's Day stuff on Facebook a bit uncomfortable. Most people will probably have at least one person on their friends list whose dad isn't with them any more, or maybe doesn't see their dad or whatever. Don't understand why they can't just do it in private. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 I find the happy Father's Day stuff on Facebook a bit uncomfortable. Most people will probably have at least one person on their friends list whose dad isn't with them any more, or maybe doesn't see their dad or whatever. Don't understand why they can't just do it in private. Oh, I do understand. It's because they want the attention and they want you to see how great and perfect they are . Notice how they always post them from their own accounts and tag the person in it, if they tag them at all. It's so that the likes and comments go to them. The real reason is because they're arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 "CANNIE BREATH HERE" "AM PURE CRYIN LOL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 My baby graduates from nursery today. Sob. Aww. Happy nursery graduation day hun. Xxx Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 My baby graduates from nursery today. Sob. Aww. Happy nursery graduation day hun. Xxx Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Accompanied by a photo of the brat in a mortarboard and gown. And with most of them you can guarantee it will be the only occasion in their life they wear that get up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodge Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Birds sending "Happy Fathers Day" messages to their partners - from their pets. Seriously. A distant family member of mine gets a "Worlds best Daddy" Father's Day card (and the obligitary Facebook pic) every year from his "baby". They have no kids, just 2 house rabbits.... Dicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent B.A Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yesterdays update: My bairn just woke at 10 this morning clever girl she knows I needed that lie in . Out and about the day thank god it's no raining! Todays update: It's like a proper winters day out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Accompanied by a photo of the brat in a mortarboard and gown. And with most of them you can guarantee it will be the only occasion in their life they wear that get up. Nursery "graduations" have got to be the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yesterdays update: My bairn just woke at 10 this morning clever girl she knows I needed that lie in . Out and about the day thank god it's no raining! Todays update: It's like a proper winters day out there Actually, it's more like a proper summer's day. Being we live in Scotland and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Nursery "graduations" have got to be the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. Pathetic.Agreed Boy in my work had to leave work early because it was his bairns graduation pish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Nursery "graduations" have got to be the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. Pathetic. Isn't it alongside primary graduations too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 tbf the Nursery graduation things are harmless and the kids love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 tbf the Nursery graduation things are harmless and the kids love them. Just another americanism (if it can be called that) Kids graduate from Nursery to Primary and now Primary to High School (not High School funny enough) then Uni or Colleage Its like P7s getting proms now too.. But i suppose thats another thread altogether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Brightside Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just another americanism (if it can be called that) Kids graduate from Nursery to Primary and now Primary to High School (not High School funny enough) then Uni or Colleage Its like P7s getting proms now too.. But i suppose thats another thread altogether We had a P7s leaver dance sure it was called the Qualy back in 1992 so not a new thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 These Scottish patter things are getting worse by the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 (edited) How about this one? What kind of patter even is that? "The Mrs", "the magic horse?" and the way it's clearly the same person on both sides of the "conversation". Four ****ing hundred thousand people have liked that and found it funny. Let that sink in. Edited August 1, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Tragic patter. The absolute pits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toggie88 Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 How about this one? What kind of patter even is that? "The Mrs", "the magic horse?" and the way it's clearly the same person on both sides of the "conversation". Four ******* hundred thousand people have liked that and found it funny. Let that sink in. I despair. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 These Scottish patter things are getting worse by the day. That's so bland I can't quite fathom how anyone would even notice it to click the like button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 These Scottish patter things are getting worse by the day. Seen a few more of these appear on my wall recently, close to removing whoever shares this pish, or even anyone who likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 I did film on my handy cam my boys 1st day at primary, no FB back then, thank goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Tragic that people deliberately change their pals contact name in their phone to churn out such pish patter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Tragic that people deliberately change their pals contact name in their phone to churn out such pish patter Half the time, it's faked beyond that. Save your own number under a "funny name", sent shite patter to yourself to make a conversation, and delete the relevant duplicates. You often see them get it wrong, so it'll say the contact is "Dad" but the speech is the wrong way around. Why someone would go to that much effort for a completely bollocks joke is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Princess Putting hearts at the end of everything also suggests that you're so ****ing insecure with each other than you absolutely have to announce your love just to make sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 That last one was so bad I actually feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 "One year since we got our gorgeous boy Happy Doggyversary" **** off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 "One year since we got our gorgeous boy Happy Doggyversary" **** off!!! Guaranteed to be a shitty little pug or poodle or some other disgraceful excuse for a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Guaranteed to be a shitty little pug or poodle or some other disgraceful excuse for a dog. Not sure of the breed but it is a gorgeous looking dog to be fair. But "Happy Doggyversary"? Come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Posting GoT spoilers at 9am on a Monday when most folk won't see it til tonight. Subhuman scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) Posting GoT spoilers at 9am on a Monday when most folk won't see it til tonight. Subhuman scum. :rofl: . That sounds funny, potential for so much seethe. Edited August 7, 2017 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 :rofl: . That sounds funny, potential for so much seethe. Seriously though, how thoughtless is that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) :rofl: . That sounds funny, potential for so much seethe. The morning after the season 7 opener of TWD, I posted who had been killed by Negan. A woman I used to work with went absolutely ape shit cos she hadn't planned on watching it until that night. It was pretty funny, mainly because it was everywhere and was almost impossible to avoid Edited August 7, 2017 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNic Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) I thought folk only read this thread if they've seen the latest episode? Edit, wrong thread thought I was in the GoT S7 thread Edited August 7, 2017 by AndyNic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 I thought folk only read this thread if they've seen the latest episode? Edit, wrong thread thought I was in the GoT S7 thread Aye I've avoided that thread, thought I was safe on Facebook but apparently some of my "friends" are dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Someone please give me Game Of Thrones spoilers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Aye I've avoided that thread, thought I was safe on Facebook but apparently some of my "friends" are dicks.It's when some dick puts in the comments of something totally unrelated that pisses me off. Happened to me when The Force Awakens came out - was watching a drag racing video and some dick had put the main ****ing spoiler for it in the comments, just to be a *****! Nae need at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 The morning after the season 7 opener of TWD, I posted who had been killed by Negan. A woman I used to work with went absolutely ape shit cos she hadn't planned on watching it until that night. It was pretty funny, mainly because it was everywhere and was almost impossible to avoid Sounds hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 (edited) It's 'Look at me, I've already watched the episode and I know what happens' posting. Used to have someone as a friend who done it regularly. 'I won't spoil it but you'll be shocked at who dies'. Well now we'll all just be watching and waiting for the death you ****ing dick. Edited August 8, 2017 by Sooperstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 These gifs are perfect though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Lassie puts up photos of herself from a night out with "I love this photo" You love that photo of yourself do you? Is that normal behaviour? Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Lassie puts up photos of herself from a night out with "I love this photo" You love that photo of yourself do you? Is that normal behaviour? Sent from my VFD 600 using Tapatalk Will need to see the photo before we can pass judgement on it. For a friend... Or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Jose Carricondo Perez Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Brace for "1st day at school" pictures tomorrow! #wheredoesthetimego #mybabyallgrownup #proudmummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Brace for "1st day at school" pictures tomorrow! #wheredoesthetimego #mybabyallgrownup #proudmummy Write something back like 'got my new van ready for first day of school tomorrow. Windows blackened too'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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