Morgan Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Scottish "banter" pages with try-to-hard posts like this: Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Gonni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Today I am the annoying Facebook person. It's my puppies first birthday. I totally put a post up, complete with before and now photos and pictures of his card and cake. The shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Today I am the annoying Facebook person. It's my puppies first birthday. I totally put a post up, complete with before and now photos and pictures of his card and cake. The shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Today I am the annoying Facebook person. It's my puppies first birthday. I totally put a post up, complete with before and now photos and pictures of his card and cake. The shame! Cake? Card? Before and after photos? Can we see please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Today I am the annoying Facebook person. It's my puppies first birthday. I totally put a post up, complete with before and now photos and pictures of his card and cake. The shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) Today I am the annoying Facebook person. It's my puppies first birthday. I totally put a post up, complete with before and now photos and pictures of his card and cake. The shame! Edited May 11, 2017 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Why the **** would you buy a puppy a card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Why the **** would you buy a puppy a card? So that it can eat it and spew it back up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 My mum's guilty of this one a lot. Pain in the erse. What will you look like when you're 70 apps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Buying a puppy a card :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Why the **** would you buy a puppy a card?The card apparently makes good roach material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) The card apparently makes good roach material. It certainly does Edited May 11, 2017 by Stokesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It certainly does That dog freaks me the **** out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 It certainly does I'll never tire of looking at that picture. A fluffy happy dog in a party hat. What's not to like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I'll never tire of looking at that picture. A fluffy happy dog in a party hat. What's not to like. The fact that it has human eyes for one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 The fact that it has human eyes for one!! He does have weird eyes. Here he is with his owner... Owner = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Why the **** would you buy a puppy a card? Not just any card. A frigging moonpig card with his photos on it. I know!.........I'll get my coat and leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Not just any card. A frigging moonpig card with his photos on it. I know!.........I'll get my coat and leave. I bet you wished you'd said you had to leave a pint when you were having a curry!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Not just any card. A frigging moonpig card with his photos on it. I know!.........I'll get my coat and leave. Why you admitting to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I bet you wished you'd said you had to leave a pint when you were having a curry!! Christ Dawn, it's no' THAT bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Christ Dawn, it's no' THAT bad. Oh Morgan it is, it really really is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Oh Morgan it is, it really really is The curry debacle or the puppy card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 The curry debacle or the puppy card? The card.....the card.....the fecking card.....mwahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 The card.....the card.....the fecking card.....mwahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I have no excuse and hang my head in shame. In my defence though, look how chuffed the wee dude is with his cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 (edited) In my defence though....Nope, nup, you have none, none at all!*Edit* Sorry........is that a cake? a fecking cake? You got a dug and CARD AND CAKE??????? Edited May 11, 2017 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I have no excuse and hang my head in shame. In my defence though, look how chuffed the wee dude is with his cake! Green icing? No wonder the dug looks pissed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 The sheer number of absolute idiots that post on any Hearts related page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 The sheer number of absolute idiots that post on any Hearts related page. This in spades. It really is an eye opener some times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 The sheer number of absolute idiots that post on any Hearts related page.Can't be any worse than the Terrace these days. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 The sheer number of absolute idiots that post on any Hearts related page.Can't be any worse than the Terrace these days. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 The sheer number of absolute idiots that post on any Hearts related page. 90% rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 The sheer number of absolute idiots that post on any Hearts related page. This. I've unfollowed all the Hearts pages on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 The best thing about Facebook is 'USA Soccer Guy'. I also like the Daily Mash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 'Me: "I'll just have one drink" Five vodkas and six shots later' (Some video of someone dancing like an arse) If I have a quid for everyone my arsehole cousin posts I would have about ?8. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 'Me: "I'll just have one drink" Five vodkas and six shots later' (Some video of someone dancing like an arse) If I have a quid for everyone my arsehole cousin posts I would have about ?8. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk People who put up posts about drinking, nights out etc generally have zero personality in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 ''Post a dog's name that doesn't have an "I", in it, I bet you can't'. Rectal cancer, does that count as a dog's name? Just **** off, cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 ''Post a dog's name that doesn't have an "I", in it, I bet you can't'. Rectal cancer, does that count as a dog's name? Just **** off, cretin. But cretin has an I in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 But cretin has an I in it. Aye, but It's not a dog's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Aye, but It's not a dog's name. It could be, if you said it with a French accent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 It could be, if you said it with a French accent! We'll have to get Morgan in on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 We'll have to get Morgan in on that. Ooh la la! Probably these French tossers that we see and talk to every day would say 'Cra tan'. French accents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Cumstain and Jane P. Forever OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 (edited) Apparently Riley the stoned birthday dog was used in North Korean propaganda. I haven't bothered fact checking this. Edited May 15, 2017 by Stokesy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Oh the irony. Facebook has been fined ?150,000 (?129,000) by France?s data protection watchdog and is being investigated by Belgium, the Netherlands, Germany and Spain for data privacy violations around the tracking of users and non-users and the use of user data for advertising. Facebook facing privacy actions across Europe as France fines firm ?150k French regulator hits firm with maximum fine, while Belgium, Netherlands, Germany and Spain continue investigations THEGUARDIAN.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 I'm sure they'll be devastated with having to pay out amounts like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 My wife's Facebook is a pain in the hoop. Any time she's annoyed with the kids there's some status about it followed by 40 other mums saying nonsense "know how you feel hun" or "sounds like time for a drink LOL" There's always a spelling mistake too which is just laziness. Boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Had big Daz split up with his bursd yet? It's "true love" but surely must be on borrowed time now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 (edited) Had big Daz split up with his bursd yet? It's "true love" but surely must be on borrowed time now Just checked. Still showing as together but there's not been a soulmate update in several days and she has been playing games online continuously these past couple of days. They've been going out for such a long time as well (7th March ) I reckon it will be in the shitter by the end of the month. Edited May 17, 2017 by chester copperpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Just checked. Still showing as together but there's not been a soulmate update in several days and she has been playing games online continuously these past couple of days. They've been going out for such a long time as well (7th March ) I reckon he will be taking it up the shitter from his hobo bumchums by the end of the month. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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