trotter Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Wankers who tried and get free stuff for absolutely no effort other than asking how many likes/comments/shares they need, then posting a status and getting everyone else to do the work for them. Someone told me (and I have no idea if it's true, but it does seem plausible), is that these pricks do this to generate 'likes' for the page, and then sell the page to another company as a ready-made potential customer base for them to hawk their shit as well. Some f the stuff they come out with as an excuse for giving away stuff is brilliant. A few weeks ago I seen one that was Sony giving away a bunch of PS4s because they had been marked as 'Play Station' rather than 'Playstation' on the boxes. Some people are ******* idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 (edited) Someone told me (and I have no idea if it's true, but it does seem plausible), is that these pricks do this to generate 'likes' for the page, and then sell the page to another company as a ready-made potential customer base for them to hawk their shit as well. Some f the stuff they come out with as an excuse for giving away stuff is brilliant. A few weeks ago I seen one that was Sony giving away a bunch of PS4s because they had been marked as 'Play Station' rather than 'Playstation' on the boxes. Some people are ******* idiots. That's not what Peter is talking about. He is meaning people that go to a company, say Adidas, and say 'if I can get 20000 likes then can I have a free pair of football boots'. But aye, people that fall for that shit are idiots too. Usually comes alongside a 'Nothing to lose lol' comment. Edited September 15, 2016 by Sooperstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Serious bit here, fb are greedy barstewards since they floated on the stock market, I like many others who have way too much time on their hands run 2 cat pages and because I refuse to pay to promote they slash my audience for The Madge Page (over 4,600 on it) to only allow 100 to 500 to see the posts. And because I run a 2nd page DJKatz music page thats even fecked about worse, 1984 on there but sometimes only 8 to 50 are allowed to view.....just cos I dont pay. They say ?4 to boost your reach......how about they just let the people on there see the posts. Even the Magnificats from London with 1.4 million likes are targeted. This upsets the cats greatly and their bum licking in public to protest has so far not produced great results.....except for clean bums. Its free and always will is their motto, I dont think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 22 press ups ... and posting the videos. How come no girl has posted this: "18 porn stars commit suicide every week, to raise awareness I'm going to dildo myself 18 times a week and post the video online each day for 18 days" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Sounds good to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 22 press ups ... and posting the videos. How come no girl has posted this: "18 porn stars commit suicide every week, to raise awareness I'm going to dildo myself 18 times a week and post the video online each day for 18 days" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-sex-toy-stuck-8988075 Tell all your facebook friends that you had to go to hospital to have a vibrator extracted from your arse, stupid mare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-sex-toy-stuck-8988075 Tell all your facebook friends that you had to go to hospital to have a vibrator extracted from your arse, stupid mare. FFS, who poses for photos and has an interview with a newspaper when something like that happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 FFS, who poses for photos and has an interview with a newspaper when something like that happens? I'm sure the parents of the bairns this lassie teaches must be delighted that she is in charge of their own kids developments What a complete tit. Why would you want people to know this sort of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 A guy I went to school with was experimenting with his missus and he ended up in AandE with the same issue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Give her a break, we've all been there. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 (edited) Facebook wasn't around when it happened to me. Edited October 10, 2016 by salecc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 FFS, who poses for photos and has an interview with a newspaper when something like that happens? My mate and his wife are nurses in Edinburgh, some of the stories that tell along those lines have me in hysterics, it's much more common than you'd think!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 FFS, who poses for photos and has an interview with a newspaper when something like that happens? I'm fairly certain it's not going to do her teaching career much good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 My mate and his wife are nurses in Edinburgh, some of the stories that tell along those lines have me in hysterics, it's much more common than you'd think!! Yeah. The mrs is a nurse and some of the x ray stories have been a riot. For example somebody tried to see how much money they could shove up their jacksie. They musta been jangling walking into a&e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Yeah. The mrs is a nurse and some of the x ray stories have been a riot. For example somebody tried to see how much money they could shove up their jacksie. They musta been jangling walking into a&e Reminds me of the joke about the guy that goes to the Dr complaining of a sore arse. Dr has a look and eventually pulls out 1999 pound coins from the patient's arse. Patient, on hearing this, says that's why he wasn't feeling too grand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Reminds me of the joke about the guy that goes to the Dr complaining of a sore arse. Dr has a look and eventually pulls out 1999 pound coins from the patient's arse. Patient, on hearing this, says that's why he wasn't feeling too grand! Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Give her a break, we've all been there. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk 100's probably have ... with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 "Happy National-Bring-Your-Teddy-To-Work-Day" Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I'm fairly certain it's not going to do her teaching career much good! I'm sure all the dads will never miss a parents night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 "Happy National-Bring-Your-Teddy-To-Work-Day" Die. Please tell me that isn't a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Please tell me that isn't a thing. Sadly, it seems so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 'Happy due date to *******! 7 years have flown by... still remember the night I felt my first pain at ****** ***** house and went into labour ...would do it all again in a heart beat! 11 days until her birthday ??' Away and **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 The photos of Christmas trees have begiun. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 What's all the Elf on the shelf thing about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 What's all the Elf on the shelf thing about? It's about suicide awareness amongst the elf community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 What's all the Elf on the shelf thing about? It's about suicide awareness amongst the elf community. Elf and safety then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Showing off you have 24 notifications madvlad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Showing off you have 24 notifications madvlad? Aye 20 of them from a car selling page and 4 from my mum Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Elf and safety then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I thought to was to do with the National Elf being underfunded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 What's all the Elf on the shelf thing about? Every night you move the elf to a different place so your young children think that they are spying on them and going back to Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I was wondering how he was getting on........still a nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Every night you move the elf to a different place so your young children think that they are spying on them and going back to Santa. Ah, I wonder if my nephews would find that less creepy than the 'fact' that Santa can see you when you're sleeping! It's about suicide awareness amongst the elf community. I know you're joking but part of me believes that folk would do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Please tell me that isn't a thing. Maybe should leave that to the annual office party, xmas jumper and all that jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRWJambo1991 Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Woman at my work says getting "Ming monged" tonight at the club..... What?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Woman at my work says getting "Ming monged" tonight at the club..... What?! Sounds like she's getting off her mash on ecstasy pipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 Woman at my work says getting "Ming monged" tonight at the club..... What?! She's going to a Flash Gordon themed swingers night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 "*********************** they said. It will be fun they said" "buckled" "so this just happened...." "Am done" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Apologies if this has been covered. Cant be arsed looking through every page. SORRY! OK There is a flood of these stupid "Algebra" based maths puzzles usually involving animals. 3 lions = 30. 1 lion plus 2 kangaroos = 20. You get the picture. What follows is hundreds if not thousands of people debating the answer? Literally every day theres a new one. Same algebra. Same maths, different pictures? Annoys me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 "*********************** they said. It will be fun they said" "buckled" "so this just happened...." "Am done" Add in "savage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Add in "savage" Add in "On point", "On Fleek" and just any other ****ing stupid thing that morons say all the time on social media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 This new found obsession with 'the squad' and 'the sesh' is getting right on my tits recently. "Meeting the squad for a sesh". We get it, you're going for a beer in Yates' with your one remaining mate. Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 This new found obsession with 'the squad' and 'the sesh' is getting right on my tits recently. "Meeting the squad for a sesh". We get it, you're going for a beer in Yates' with your one remaining mate. Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 (edited) Add in "On point", "On Fleek" and just any other ******* stupid thing that morons say all the time on social media. Absolutely chronic stuff, embarrassing. Once heard a guy saw "Aw look nails on fleek as well, proper on point." and my respect for him sunk after that. Agree with the "sesh" post as well. "Sesh" itself is the speak of idiots. Edited December 7, 2016 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 What is "Fleek"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 What is "Fleek"? No idea, but also another one that gets right on my tits is people saying "This is lit!!!" ****. Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 What is "Fleek"? Can't say I've ever seen this one either. Sounds shan though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 What is "Fleek"? It apparently means that something looks good I've been told. It's usually attached to a picture of a girls' face with the tag "MAKE-UP/EYEBROWS/HAIR ON FLEEK xoxoxoxox". Unsurprisingly, the girls in question usually look like they've been on fire and it was extinguished with a golf shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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