graygo Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 On 29/09/2018 at 18:09, Helzibob said: When you are one number away from winning the big prize in the half time draw. ??? Like this you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 4 hours ago, graygo said: Like this you mean? Yep. I had the tickets ending 17 and 18. The winner ended 19. If only I’d been 10 seconds slower through the turnstile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Helzibob said: Yep. I had the tickets ending 17 and 18. The winner ended 19. If only I’d been 10 seconds slower through the turnstile. Or hadn't been so tight and bought another ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 3 hours ago, graygo said: Or hadn't been so tight and bought another ticket ? very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcrisps Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I have one of those Fords in the news. Engine packed in last weekend. Over a week without my car and Ford dealer can't fix or give me a courtesy car until 22nd October. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Folk that type or write ‘A’ when they really mean ‘I’. eg. A think, A thought , A went. When they really meant ‘I think’ , ‘I thought’ , ‘I went’. Is English so, so hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Morgan said: Folk that type or write ‘A’ when they really mean ‘I’. eg. A think, A thought , A went. When they really meant ‘I think’ , ‘I thought’ , ‘I went’. Is English so, so hard? Still not as bad as people who use 'of' instead of 'have'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Morgan said: Folk that type or write ‘A’ when they really mean ‘I’. eg. A think, A thought , A went. When they really meant ‘I think’ , ‘I thought’ , ‘I went’. Is English so, so hard? Maybe, maybe not. They're only writing in their dialect which I can't disagree with so they should maybe just be criticised for speaking like a spanner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Folk that type or write ‘A’ when they really mean ‘I’. eg. A think, A thought , A went. When they really meant ‘I think’ , ‘I thought’ , ‘I went’. Is English so, so hard? Think I know the post that made you type this, thought the same? 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: Maybe, maybe not. They're only writing in their dialect which I can't disagree with so they should maybe just be criticised for speaking like a spanner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Ray Gin said: Still not as bad as people who use 'of' instead of 'have'. Correct Ray. That of/have one is just the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 9 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Think I know the post that made you type this, thought the same? You thought correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 There's one poster one here, posts a lot of bizarre nonsense, who uses the word 'da' instead of 'the'. Does my ****ing head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 My son's PE bag was stolen yesterday, about a hundred quids worth of gear in it, trainers, shorts two tops, gum shield? What's the crack with stuff being stolen from school property? I'm not sure what to do if it doesn't turn up, should it be reported to the police? Can I claim from the school? I don't want to go over the top but I can do without replacing all the gear again, he's only been at High School for about 3 weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: There's one poster one here, posts a lot of bizarre nonsense, who uses the word 'da' instead of 'the'. Does my ****ing head in. ? 11 hours ago, Morgan said: You thought correctly So you got this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: My son's PE bag was stolen yesterday, about a hundred quids worth of gear in it, trainers, shorts two tops, gum shield? What's the crack with stuff being stolen from school property? I'm not sure what to do if it doesn't turn up, should it be reported to the police? Can I claim from the school? I don't want to go over the top but I can do without replacing all the gear again, he's only been at High School for about 3 weeks? My lads had stuff taken from his bag whilst it was hanging on its peg ?? Just had to suck it up, but if it kept happening I’d be up at the school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Inability to anyone in my work to file paperwork or print new copies off. its not my job to do this, nor is is it my job to implement it, I just need to ensure a few tasks I do a day are signed for. last 3 weeks, despite being blank copies (that are clearly marked) are the back of the respective folders, not one of the folk who “start the working week” bother their area to jot their own simple signatures down on the sheet. ultimately culpability doesn’t fall to me, but I know I’m in the firing line for not bringing it up to the manager. ive been with the company 6.5 years now, current location im the longest serving staff member, and standards from when I started to now are night and day, and not in a good way. seperate but related seethe: having too much pride in work, caring when others don’t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 On 01/10/2018 at 07:00, Barack said: Drunk drivers. Followed a taxi home last night. All over the place, indicating left...where there's nowhere to go. Mounting the kerb, drifting over the double white lines, braking randomly. Called the cops as I was behind him, & shopped him. Scumbag. Absolute rodents. 2 hours ago, BM1874 said: Seperate but related seethe having too much pride in work, caring when others don’t Sad to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 On 01/10/2018 at 07:00, Barack said: Drunk drivers. Followed a taxi home last night. All over the place, indicating left...where there's nowhere to go. Mounting the kerb, drifting over the double white lines, braking randomly. Called the cops as I was behind him, & shopped him. Scumbag. Black cab or phc or even an uber ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 9 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: ? So you got this one? Nope, never noticed that before and haven’t a clue who it might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Barack said: Private. See that pretty much every night and I’ll guarantee 3fingers will too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 34 minutes ago, Morgan said: Nope, never noticed that before and haven’t a clue who it might be. Me neither Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 16 hours ago, Dino Velvet said: There's one poster one here, posts a lot of bizarre nonsense, who uses the word 'da' instead of 'the'. Does my ****ing head in. That is very annoying. Haven’t noticed it myself though. I think the difference with your example though is, the person is more than likely doing it fir a ‘laugh’ and actually knows it’s wrong, whereas the of/have ones and the I/A ones are typing or writing ‘as they say the word’. It’s not just on JKB this happens either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: That is very annoying. Haven’t noticed it myself though. I think the difference with your example though is, the person is more than likely doing it fir a ‘laugh’ and actually knows it’s wrong, whereas the of/have ones and the I/A ones are typing or writing ‘as they say the word’. It’s not just on JKB this happens either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Barack said: Private. Not that it matters , all cases of drink ( and drug ) driving are done by scum 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: See that pretty much every night and I’ll guarantee 3fingers will too. Witnessed a brand new Mercedes driving up Rutland street the wrong way then doing a U-turn outside the Caley hotel , just missing a car that was turning into Rutland street legally last night . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Not that it matters , all cases of drink ( and drug ) driving are done by scum Witnessed a brand new Mercedes driving up Rutland street the wrong way then doing a U-turn outside the Caley hotel , just missing a car that was turning into Rutland street legally last night . Every night bud, driving is horrendous. Not like you to be at the Caley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 30 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Every night bud, driving is horrendous. Not like you to be at the Caley? It’s a hive of entertainment ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 9 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Well, this is too cryptic for words! I’ve had a wee look on here using this cartoon chickens real name, but am none the wiser. Put me out of my misery please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: Well, this is too cryptic for words! I’ve had a wee look on here using this cartoon chickens real name, but am none the wiser. Put me out of my misery please! A say, a say, a say boy, am shocked you didn’t get what a was meaning ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 (edited) People who get into EVERY TV show without mercy or thought for the viewers who have to tolerate their persistent unfunny arseholery. Just seen an advert break between two episodes of South Park and that unfunny ^^^^ Katherine Ryan was in four different adverts for three different things. Also, Comedy Central is nothing, nothing, without South Park, and even that has largely turned to shite. Edited October 3, 2018 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: A say, a say, a say boy, am shocked you didn’t get what a was meaning ? Oh shit! Me Been slightly erm... tipsy in Barcelona since Monday, and an slower than usual. My apologies Gabriel. Now, where’s that Estrella? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 37 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh shit! Me Been slightly erm... tipsy in Barcelona since Monday, and an slower than usual. My apologies Gabriel. Now, where’s that Estrella? A think a will have one too, cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 On 01/10/2018 at 22:12, Morgan said: Folk that type or write ‘A’ when they really mean ‘I’. eg. A think, A thought , A went. When they really meant ‘I think’ , ‘I thought’ , ‘I went’. Is English so, so hard? No they meant A or Ah. English is for the English or their wee pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 1 hour ago, ri Alban said: No they meant A or Ah. English is for the English or their wee pets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 7 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: A think a will have one too, cheers I of one ready for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Piss off with the roadworks again on Saughton road /Broomhouse drive every ****ing week they’re digging up this road it’s a ****ing shambles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Got a stye on my right eye. Irritating as **** ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 As it is quite a warm day I came in and opened the windows and now the hoose is filled with blue bottles and other flies. No bodies under the floorboards in case anyone asks. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 33 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: As it is quite a warm day I came in and opened the windows and now the hoose is filled with blue bottles and other flies. No bodies under the floorboards in case anyone asks. ? You didn’t say anything about in the walls though ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Someone just ended an email to to me with the words "I hope you have a joyful weekend!" Which instantly makes me the opposite of joyful. It actually makes me want to walk to their desk and punch them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: You didn’t say anything about in the walls though ? Funny you should say that, the air freshener isn't as affective any more ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Funny you should say that, the air freshener isn't as affective any more ? I always had you pegged as a budding Fred West! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I always had you pegged as a budding Fred West! Waiting for the knock on the door ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Waiting for the knock on the door ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 27 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Are you allowed to use another posters photo without his permission? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Are you allowed to use another posters photo without his permission? Who are you? The photo police? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Who are you? The photo police? ? Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 2 hours ago, iantjambo said: " You got it wrong Columbo, I'm just a Russian tourist here to see the Castle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: " You got it wrong Columbo, I'm just a Russian tourist here to see the Castle" My apologies comrade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, iantjambo said: My apologies comrade не беспокойся Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Knobs who get bus tickets on the Lothian app then spend the better part of a minute fiddling around with their phones to show the driver instead of just having it ****ing ready. Thanks for wasting the combined times of everyone on this route, you ^^^^. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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