Captain Sausage Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/doctor-calls-out-airline-for-calling-her-miss/news-story/625dcd28c32c1e6745f52ddea9c49d24 Puts famine and war into perspective, suddenly the bombing of a Yemen school bus by Americans doesn't seem so bad. What a narcissistic arsehole. Not even an actual doctor. PhD in...philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, houstonjambo said: What a narcissistic arsehole. Not even an actual doctor. PhD in...philosophy. On one hand I feel sorry for her, it was a single Tweet and it's not newsworthy (so that's a seethe in itself), on the other hand she comes across as a right prick so... meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Oh dear, nightmare. it was. Not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Cancer, I've lost 2 friends to it this week. Bloody indiscriminate ******* that it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambosean75 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 losing 30 quid. I've either left it in the cash machine (pretty sure I can remember pocketing it) before I went in or it's fell out my pocket in the shop and some scumbag has lifted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Tazio said: Cancer, I've lost 2 friends to it this week. Bloody indiscriminate ******* that it is. Thats very sad bud, take care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Tazio said: Cancer, I've lost 2 friends to it this week. Bloody indiscriminate ******* that it is. Sorry to have read that news mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 ****ing heavy colds. Had one 2 weeks now. Not enough to keep me off work but enough to make me miserable and feeling like shite these past 10 days. Wish it would just bugger off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 2 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Sorry to hear that, Tazio. 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: Thats very sad bud, take care. 29 minutes ago, Morgan said: Sorry to have read that news mate. Cheers guys, the first one was expected as he'd been ill with lung cancer the last couple of years but still shocking to lose a friend of over 30 years, the other one a complete surprise, someone I last saw a few months ago pre diagnosis and she seemed in rude health. An ex professional dancer who was in amazing shape, as you'd expect, for a woman in her 50's. Both great people who'd more than contributed to the world in their years on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Just now, Tazio said: Cheers guys, the first one was expected as he'd been ill with lung cancer the last couple of years but still shocking to lose a friend of over 30 years, the other one a complete surprise, someone I last saw a few months ago pre diagnosis and she seemed in rude health. An ex professional dancer who was in amazing shape, as you'd expect, for a woman in her 50's. Both great people who'd more than contributed to the world in their years on it. Aww man I am so sorry to have posted my moan about a cold mate. Thoughts are with you buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 minute ago, chester copperpot said: Aww man I am so sorry to have posted my moan about a cold mate. Thoughts are with you buddy. If it's any consolation I've had a stinking cold and chest infection the last week and have been moaning for Scotland about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Tazio said: If it's any consolation I've had a stinking cold and chest infection the last week and have been moaning for Scotland about it. *note to self: Always read posts above before moaning about a ****ing cold. Chin up bud. Edit, I meant me, not you. God I am coming across as a bit of an inconsiderate arsehole here. Ffs. Edited September 7, 2018 by chester copperpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: No you're not, CC. Thanks mate, but I am a bit. Apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, chester copperpot said: Thanks mate, but I am a bit. Apologies. No need for apologies. It’s a thread for moaning on and we all have different moans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 My son started High School last week, he got his waterproof today, black front and back, green panels on the side and under the sleeves and white piping, it looks exactly like something you'd by out of the Hibs shop ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 That Microsoft phone scam has been on the go again, be warned I got a call today. Some Indian sounding cow has phoned back three times since I put the phone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Good songs that are ruined by entirely pointless "featurings" of shitey rappers whose chorus adds absolutely nothing to the song and if anything makes it worse given the original song is not even a rap. Havana by Camila Cabello inspired this post, but there's loads of good songs ruined by similar reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 6 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: Good songs that are ruined by entirely pointless "featurings" of shitey rappers whose chorus adds absolutely nothing to the song and if anything makes it worse given the original song is not even a rap. Havana by Camila Cabello inspired this post, but there's loads of good songs ruined by similar reasons. I agree, it's like they have to throw in a token rapper as it is the done thing now ! If the music is good enough it should sell on its own merit and doesn't need some rap section stepping into the track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 11/09/2018 at 18:21, Dawnrazor said: My son started High School last week, he got his waterproof today, black front and back, green panels on the side and under the sleeves and white piping, it looks exactly like something you'd by out of the Hibs shop ???? My son had a celtic top delivered to the flat yesterday, seemingly he lost a bet and due a bloke at his work the top, anyway has been told, 24 hours no longer, ragin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 34 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: My son had a celtic top delivered to the flat yesterday, seemingly he lost a bet and due a bloke at his work the top, anyway has been told, 24 hours no longer, ragin. kick him oot, cut him out of your will. it is the right thing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 58 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: My son had a celtic top delivered to the flat yesterday, seemingly he lost a bet and due a bloke at his work the top, anyway has been told, 24 hours no longer, ragin. You have no son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Just now, peter_hmfc said: You have no son. Not anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, peter_hmfc said: You have no son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: My son had a celtic top delivered to the flat yesterday, seemingly he lost a bet and due a bloke at his work the top, anyway has been told, 24 hours no longer, ragin. You slept under the same roof as a Celtic top Harold? Are you ok? Can we help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Morgan said: You slept under the same roof as a Celtic top Harold? Are you ok? Can we help? Ha Ha, its gone, was never out the delivery package, my son was a bit quiet when he told me, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Ha Ha, its gone, was never out the delivery package, my son was a bit quiet when he told me, Phew! Serious,y worried there Harry. Thank heavens you’re ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 24 minutes ago, Morgan said: Phew! Serious,y worried there Harry. Thank heavens you’re ok. My oldest boy is a pure jambo, this was never a problem, just a case of removing said article, very quickly mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: My oldest boy is a pure jambo, this was never a problem, just a case of removing said article, very quickly mate. Yep, better safe than sorry Harold. These hooped tops are widely known to carry an array of unpleasant diseases and are best avoided at all times. Hibs jerseys are also an unsafe clothing item, and should be disposed of quickly to ensure longevity. Edited September 16, 2018 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Yep, better safe than sorry Harold. These hooped tops are widely known to carry an array of unpleasant diseases and are best avoided at at times. Hibs jerseys are also an unsafe unsafe clothing item, and should be disposed of at all times to ensure longevity. A wee hibs top was introduced via my mother in law about 22 years ago, it went via the garage to the bin. Never understood that one, but weird behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: A wee hibs top was introduced via my mother in law about 22 years ago, it went via the garage to the bin. Never understood that one, but weird behaviour. Nowt queerer than folk Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Z Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Smokers who litter with their cigarette ends. What the actual f*** is with that? Had an arsehole pass me on Nicholson Street yesterday, got a nice puff directly in the face for one. I turn round and watch him pass right by one of those bins with the stub out thing on top, and walk not ten yards farther before throwing the spent cigarette into the street and going inside the building! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Justin Z said: Smokers who litter with their cigarette ends. What the actual f*** is with that? Had an arsehole pass me on Nicholson Street yesterday, got a nice puff directly in the face for one. I turn round and watch him pass right by one of those bins with the stub out thing on top, and walk not ten yards farther before throwing the spent cigarette into the street and going inside the building! Smokers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Justin Z said: Smokers who litter with their cigarette ends. What the actual f*** is with that? Had an arsehole pass me on Nicholson Street yesterday, got a nice puff directly in the face for one. I turn round and watch him pass right by one of those bins with the stub out thing on top, and walk not ten yards farther before throwing the spent cigarette into the street and going inside the building! To be honest mate, this is not unusual , like everything these days , society gets worse, old values are well gone, loud cars, banging doors music, just a few threads ive started to be laughed at. Like my wife says, get a tent and live on a hill, u never know. Class is folk that drive in my garage then leave a half filled juice can on the forecourt , beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 16 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: He should have wiped his arse with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Smokers. We haven't had a good smoker-bashing thread for a while now, they were good. Vermin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: Smokers. We haven't had a good smoker-bashing thread for a while now, they were good. Vermin. Bouncers that smoke Peter? Edited September 16, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 32 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Bouncers that smoke Peter? My toys have been thoroughly launched across the room. I swear if that security guard smokes I'm going to go loco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 The only thing worse than smokers are people who moan about smokers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 8 hours ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: I agree, it's like they have to throw in a token rapper as it is the done thing now ! If the music is good enough it should sell on its own merit and doesn't need some rap section stepping into the track. Another is Charli XCX's "After The Afterparty". Great song, great singer, pointless shitty rap chorus that adds absolutely nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 19 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: My toys have been thoroughly launched across the room. I swear if that security guard smokes I'm going to go loco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 48 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: My toys have been thoroughly launched across the room. I swear if that security guard smokes I'm going to go loco. in acapulco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 ******* jacket got stolen from the ******* hospital. Absolutely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: Another is Charli XCX's "After The Afterparty". Great song, great singer, pointless shitty rap chorus that adds absolutely nothing. Not the greatest song ever recorded but totally ruined by that ******* Cardi B is Maroon 5's new one Girls like you. Edit: This place has gone to the dogs when I can't use the noun for the verb to "slap". Edited September 16, 2018 by graygo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 If you want a good example of a stunning song spoiled by a rap then look no further than The Truth by Handsome Boy Modelling School. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 14 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: ******* jacket got stolen from the ******* hospital. Absolutely Where? I'm there tomorrow and I like my jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Where? I'm there tomorrow and I like my jacket. Crosshouse. A different class of scum there. I'll feel a lot better if your jacket gets stolen though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just now, Salad Fingers said: Crosshouse. A different class of scum there. I'll feel a lot better if your jacket gets stolen though I'm gonna poo in the pockets in case it does.....joke's on you Mr Thief! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Just had to deal with this on another thread but: Fokkers who use the word 'myself' when it's either 'me' or 'I'. A word to the wise: if you ever find yourself about to write or say 'myself' just stop and say/write either 'me' or 'I'. 95% of the time you'll have done the right thing and won't come across as illiterate, self-important or pompous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Folk who post on the wrong thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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