superjack Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 52 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: ? Sorry jonno, maybe the anger made your laughter lines look a bit more defined than normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: ? 30 minutes ago, superjack said: Sorry jonno, maybe the anger made your laughter lines look a bit more defined than normal. Aye Jack, that’ll help... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Ii shaved my beard off 2 days ago and the wife only noticed 5 minutes ago when I said I needed razors next time she was at the shops, took her to the pictures last night too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 30 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Ii shaved my beard off 2 days ago and the wife only noticed 5 minutes ago when I said I needed razors next time she was at the shops, took her to the pictures last night too Would you notice if she shaved her beard off though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, superjack said: Would you notice if she shaved her beard off though? Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robroy1874 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 14 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 People who were complaining about the heat back in July, you have jinxed it now. Some kind of summer would be nice right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 This is my first day off work for 17 days. Of course the weather is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: People who were complaining about the heat back in July, you have jinxed it now. Some kind of summer would be nice right now. Baffling that anyone could prefer the summer to be like this rather than the glorious sunshine we had in June/July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Back to work today after 6 and a half weeks off. I know.....you all feel my pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 36 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Back to work today after 6 and a half weeks off. I know.....you all feel my pain. Hope Miss tight shorts is still there for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Ray Gin said: Baffling that anyone could prefer the summer to be like this rather than the glorious sunshine we had in June/July. Still too warm though imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Tazio said: This is my first day off work for 17 days. Of course the weather is shite. Your fault then, get back to work, enjoy pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Tazio said: This is my first day off work for 17 days. Of course the weather is shite. All day drinking at the fringe is your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Back to work today after 6 and a half weeks off. I know.....you all feel my pain. I'm sort of between jobs at the moment. I've been back home on 'gardening leave' for a month and will remain so until the end of October. Start my new job on 12th of November. Hoping for an Indian Summer. Is this the seethe thread? Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 42 minutes ago, Barack said: She will be. Going into 6th year, this year... Yummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, Mauricio Pinilla said: Still too warm though imo. Never happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Morgan said: Hope Miss tight shorts is still there for you. Forgot about that! Now it's not shorts weather.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, Der Kaiser said: Forgot about that! Now it's not shorts weather.... It is here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 (edited) Woman rant! The wife decided she wants to cut her fingernails back and file them or whatever the **** it is women do with their nails. Her: Can you dig out my stuff for my nails while I’m out? Me: Sure, where is it? Her: In the box in our room. At this point my heart sinks. We’ve just moved house and she still has box filled with her crap that she hasn’t emptied yet. Most of it is stuff that she’s never going use but is insistent that she “needs it”. Me: Aye, ok. Her: Thanks babe. I empty this Aladdin’s cave of crap, which takes me a good 20 minutes to go through. Not there. I put everything back in, carefully checking that I’ve not overlooked it. She returns. Her: Did you find it? Me: No. Her: Did you look? Me: <a little pissed off> Aye, I emptied the whole box. Her: oh, I wonder where it is! She then starts emptying the box again. Me: What you doing? Her: <looking at me like I’m the idiot> I’m looking for my nail stuff. Me: I told you that I’ve emptied the box and it isn’t there. Her: I’m just double checking. Me: I double checked when I put it all back in. Her: I’ll just check again though. Me: <exasperated> Fine. 15-20 minutes pass. Her: It’s not in there. Me: I know it isn’t, I told you it wasn’t. Her: Maybe it’s in my drawer. Me: It probably is. Her: I’ll have a look. Can you put that away? <pointing at the pile of shite strewn all over our bed> Me: Will I ****! Her: Why not? Me: Because I’ve already emptied the ******* thing and put everything back in it once and now I have to put it all back in again because you didn’t believe me? Her: I did believe you. Me: <pointing at the mess> clearly not. Her: Please. Me: <pissed off> Fine. Her: Thanks babe. I put everything back in the box while she empties her drawer all over the place. Her: It’s not in here either...Oh wait. She leaves the room and comes in a few seconds later. Her: <victoriously> found it. It was in my handbag. Can you put all that back in my drawer and I’ll go see what’s for dinner. She skips out the door while I slump to the floor completely defeated. Arsehole! Edited August 13, 2018 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Never happy Weather pants here now mate, my thong is discarded again, probs a good thing. Polish neighbours cranking the music up, its scotland yer in now, might mug their cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Morgan said: It is here... Found her on Facebook...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: Found her on Facebook...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Weather pants here now mate, my thong is discarded again, probs a good thing. Polish neighbours cranking the music up, its scotland yer in now, might mug their cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Ha Habrill mate, the wimin are tidy , guys are boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, Harry Potter said: Ha Habrill mate, the wimin are tidy , guys are boots Mug the guys then Harry. It’s the way to go Mr Potter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, Morgan said: Mug the guys then Harry. It’s the way to go Mr Potter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just now, Harry Potter said: Yer aw cats and dogs the day Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Morgan said: Yer aw cats and dogs the day Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Harry Potter said: Weather pants here now mate, my thong is discarded again, probs a good thing. Polish neighbours cranking the music up, its scotland yer in now, might mug their cat That sounds absolutely chronic, for your sake I hope you have a power-cut (with a full laptop battery of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 6 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: That sounds absolutely chronic, for your sake I hope you have a power-cut (with a full laptop battery of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 19 hours ago, Barack said: She will be. Going into 6th year, this year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 More of amoment than a Seethe but the traffic report on Radio Scotland yesterday kept repeating that there was slow traffic at CARTERS BAR on the A68. It's Carter Bar ffs. CARTERS BAR used to be in Morrison Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 I am getting a bit fed up with people plugging their shows outside venues during the fringe. When you are waiting for friends to arrive or the doors to open you don't want to hear about some weird shit show about a Martian transvestite who goes to Hollywood. I made that up but no doubt it is out there somewhere. When you tell them you have other things on they say we are here all week and still won't shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Working somewhere that sells food and taking great pride in your hygiene...only to have colleagues that smell like they've no had a wash since their mammy stopped tucking them in at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 59 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Working somewhere that sells food and taking great pride in your hygiene...only to have colleagues that smell like they've no had a wash since their mammy stopped tucking them in at night Spill some aramis over them mate, they might even get their hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Spill some aramis over them mate, they might even get their hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Thommo414 said: Working somewhere that sells food and taking great pride in your hygiene...only to have colleagues that smell like they've no had a wash since their mammy stopped tucking them in at night There should be a rule about employing Hibs or Celtic fans in food outlets, it only takes one to have a whole place shut down. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: There should be a rule about employing Hibs or Celtic fans. Ftfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Ftfy The world would be a better place ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Thommo414 said: Working somewhere that sells food and taking great pride in your hygiene...only to have colleagues that smell like they've no had a wash since their mammy stopped tucking them in at night This is 1 of my pet seethes, there is no excuse to turn up anywhere stinking like a weegie. I've had to have the difficult discussion with a member of staff for poor personal hygiene. Out of the work place he chat would be easy, "you need a shower pal, you're fecking ripe". Can't speak to the minions at work like this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 49 minutes ago, superjack said: This is 1 of my pet seethes, there is no excuse to turn up anywhere stinking like a weegie. I've had to have the difficult discussion with a member of staff for poor personal hygiene. Out of the work place he chat would be easy, "you need a shower pal, you're fecking ripe". Can't speak to the minions at work like this though. Feckin ripe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 55 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: The world would be a better place ? And a cleaner place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Wifes that know it all , this could take all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 27 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Wifes that know it all , this could take all night. Like you would know about ‘taking all night’ Harold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Morgan said: Like you would know about ‘taking all night’ Harold! Happened once, think midori was involved, this could get messy, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Happened once, think midori was involved, this could get messy, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Happened once, think midori was involved, this could get messy, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said: Might as well rip my own arse, was like drinking glue. bit like my buckie going in to darkhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Harry Potter said: Might as well rip my own arse, was like drinking glue. bit like my buckie going in to darkhead. Midori and Buckfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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