luckyBatistuta Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 My secret shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 My secret shame Took me a few seconds to see what you'd done!! Brilliant. Very clever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 My secret shame Took a second or two but very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Folk that lay their elbows on supermarket trollies to push them round the store. Stand up or get out the feckin road ya radge.. Guy at work did this until he had incident at Tesco Corstorphine. The trolley flipped up and he fell face down onto its frame. All contents spilled on top of him, ended up with his chin sliced open and thumb cut. The instore first aider had to attend to him. Needless to say, he was shopping with his wife at the time who walked away in embarrassment when it happened, leaving him on the store floor! I don't think he walks around with his elbows on the trolley anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Guy at work did this until he had incident at Tesco Corstorphine. The trolley flipped up and he fell face down onto its frame. All contents spilled on top of him, ended up with his chin sliced open and thumb cut. The instore first aider had to attend to him. Needless to say, he was shopping with his wife at the time who walked away in embarrassment when it happened, leaving him on the store floor! I don't think he walks around with his elbows on the trolley anymore... I also know someone that done this. He asked them for a copy of their CCTV but they wouldn't give him it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Minus offer on 'The Chase' again. Hope he gets caught the ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Minus offer on 'The Chase' again. Hope he gets caught the ****. Bitter about being called trolley type post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Bitter about being called trolley type post. Reported for bullying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Reported for bullying Aw dinny. Am soarry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Aw dinny. Am soarry. Well...Ok,but don't do it again! I have feelings you know!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Well...Ok,but don't do it again! I have feelings you know!!! Phew!! I was going to say that I feel relieved but that would have put Jonno in a right wee state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just discovered that duvets are not square. Well mine isn't. Randomly been wondering why feet stick out the end when all I had to do was turn it round 90deg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Must be getting old but what's pissing me off just now is people picking daffodils from public parks etc !!!!!, why don't you just go and buy some for a pound and leave the wild ones ? Can't believe this is getting to me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just discovered that duvets are not square. Well mine isn't. Randomly been wondering why feet stick out the end when all I had to do was turn it round 90deg. I take it that you have never tried to put a duvet into a cover in, like, ever...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I take it that you have never tried to put a duvet into a cover in, like, ever...? Putting duvets into these damn covers is a two person job. Don't try it alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Putting duvets into these damn covers is a two person job. Don't try it alone. Piece of piss, just turn the cover inside out and give it a shake from the corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Minus offer on 'The Chase' again. Hope he gets caught the ****. Did the #### get caught? Must be getting old but what's pissing me off just now is people picking daffodils from public parks etc !!!!!, why don't you just go and buy some for a pound and leave the wild ones ? Can't believe this is getting to me lol That gets my back right up too, noticed that it's normally middle aged women that are the culprits. They should know better.Piece of piss, just turn the cover inside out and give it a shake from the corners.Yup, it's not rocket science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Piece of piss, just turn the cover inside out and give it a shake from the corners. You mean you don't get inside it with the duvet, struggling with it and trying to get it lined up, taking 15 minutes to do a 30 second job? Where's the fun in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I take it that you have never tried to put a duvet into a cover in, like, ever...? Change bedding every week/10 days. Put the open end of the duvet at bottom of the bed. I'm such a ******* as i didn't realize the duvet is rectangular. Wider than it is longer. Turning it 90 deg has given me more length. Fnar Fnar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Change bedding every week/10 days. Put the open end of the duvet at bottom of the bed. I'm such a ******* as i didn't realize the duvet is rectangular. Wider than it is longer. Turning it 90 deg has given me more length. Fnar Fnar. See the edge with the butons/poppers? I take it you had that at the side before? Strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Did the #### get caught? That gets my back right up too, noticed that it's normally middle aged women that are the culprits. They should know better. Yup, it's not rocket science. No,and they won the final chase. **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Putting duvets into these damn covers is a two person job. Don't try it alone. **** off It's easy as piss with one person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 No,and they won the final chase. **** and another one will be along soon ##### Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Some arse is sat in the mess room writing a text on an ancient phone and every bloody time he hits a key it beeps. It's like sitting next to a cashpoint. There are 4 other people in here and nobody else seems to be bothered by this. Exeters a strange place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 My flat mate continues to play FIFA on amateur. It really gets on my tits. He's playing a career mode with Rangers and he pumps teams 8/9-0 and is something like 32 points ahead and its only February. Thing is he doesn't appear to be getting any enjoyment out it. He also trains all his players individually in between games, and not by simulating the training no. By manually doing every drill possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 People who sit on their mobiles at traffic lights and then cause everyone behind them to get caught in them again. Person this morning actually didn't make it through themselves [emoji853] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Duvets aux sud de la France ? I thought you would just use a sheet in the balmy climate down there. Still need one in the winter old boy. Winter here = January and February. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 **** off It's easy as piss with one person You've been reported for abusive language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 You've been reported for abusive language. Aw dinny Am soarry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Aw dinny Am soarry He'll let you off if you put a pound in the swear trolley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 He'll let you off if you put a pound in the swear trolley Ffs!!! Ok,I suppose so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Ffs!!! Ok,I suppose so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 He'll let you off if you put a pound in the swear trolley No I jolly well won't. He's just gone too far this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 No I jolly well won't. He's just gone too far this time. grass!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartleys_Jam_Tart Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Someone at work has been helping themselves to my Philadelphia from the fridge. I went to make my lunch today and there was barely anything in the tub. Absolute RAGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Someone at work has been helping themselves to my Philadelphia from the fridge. I went to make my lunch today and there was barely anything in the tub. Absolute RAGE. This used to happen with milk in my old place. The milk got replaced by a tin of carnation milk with about 20 Sweetex capsules dissolved in it. That stopped the bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Putting duvets into these damn covers is a two person job. Don't try it alone. maybe if you would step out of your bathroom and put down the beer it would be easier for you o your own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Someone at work has been helping themselves to my Philadelphia from the fridge. I went to make my lunch today and there was barely anything in the tub. Absolute RAGE. add laxatives the that should help the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 maybe if you would step out of your bathroom and put down the beer it would be easier for you o your own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Ryanair no not that they are a shit low cost airline. I had a flight today it was under one hour and was so uncomfortable i can't explain it. Amd im not some giant i am 5ft 7. Then a couple if minutes after we have landed they play some stupid celebration music and thank you for flying them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Ryanair no not that they are a shit low cost airline. I had a flight today it was under one hour and was so uncomfortable i can't explain it. Amd im not some giant i am 5ft 7. Then a couple if minutes after we have landed they play some stupid celebration music and thank you for flying them Ryanair are the Celtic of airline companies. In more ways than one, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 It only cost me around ?40 for return flights so I can just survive apart from the drunk and jet lagged irish boy who tried to talk to me on the bus from the airport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Ryanair no not that they are a shit low cost airline. I had a flight today it was under one hour and was so uncomfortable i can't explain it. Amd im not some giant i am 5ft 7. Then a couple if minutes after we have landed they play some stupid celebration music and thank you for flying them "De do de do. Another Ryanair flight which has landed on time." Aye, cos you add an extra half hour onto the flight time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Just had my third call in 2 days from these very helpful people at Microsoft offering to assist me with my MS Windows problem. Last call was from John who hung up when I said I couldn't afford a laptop but would appreciate it if he sent me one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Just had my third call in 2 days from these very helpful people at Microsoft offering to assist me with my MS Windows problem. Last call was from John who hung up when I said I couldn't afford a laptop but would appreciate it if he sent me one. Those Microsoft folk don?t give me the seethe. I either hang up on them or see how long I can string them along for. Stringing along? can entail: ? taking a really, really long time to turn on the PC; ? describing ?what I see? as all the buttons on the microwave oven; ? turning every question on the caller to try to diagnose his problems and, a family favourite, ? telling the caller that Windows has been making a funny noise, asking whether he can hear it (it?s a quiet, yet annoying, background noise) and, when I think he may be listening a bit more closely, getting my son to play his trombone into the telephone. Some of these conversations start with, ?Thank goodness you called. I?ve been waiting for days since l left my message.? Idle amusement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Folk on my landline at 8-30 at night gibbering on about accident claims, replied, im trying to watch a film and you invade my space at this late hour, get a life and go away. Im calming in my later years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Those Microsoft folk don?t give me the seethe. I either hang up on them or see how long I can string them along for. Stringing along? can entail: ? taking a really, really long time to turn on the PC; ? describing ?what I see? as all the buttons on the microwave oven; ? turning every question on the caller to try to diagnose his problems and, a family favourite, ? telling the caller that Windows has been making a funny noise, asking whether he can hear it (it?s a quiet, yet annoying, background noise) and, when I think he may be listening a bit more closely, getting my son to play his trombone into the telephone. Some of these conversations start with, ?Thank goodness you called. I?ve been waiting for days since l left my message.? Idle amusement. you should mention that your windows are drafty and it gives a chill right around the gentleman's area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I had a call from a bloke called Keith..... I said to him that was an unusual name for a gentleman from Bangalore. I then asked him which computer he was referring to as I ran an IT Business and had about 15 Personal Computers (total bollox obviously) Keith hung up. poor show keith just wanted to help. Just wait until some unscrupulous scammed screws you. Keith would have been a shining knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Those Microsoft folk don?t give me the seethe. I either hang up on them or see how long I can string them along for. Stringing along? can entail: ? taking a really, really long time to turn on the PC; ? describing ?what I see? as all the buttons on the microwave oven; ? turning every question on the caller to try to diagnose his problems and, a family favourite, ? telling the caller that Windows has been making a funny noise, asking whether he can hear it (it?s a quiet, yet annoying, background noise) and, when I think he may be listening a bit more closely, getting my son to play his trombone into the telephone. Some of these conversations start with, ?Thank goodness you called. I?ve been waiting for days since l left my message.? Idle amusement. That's the best bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 poor show keith just wanted to help. Just wait until some unscrupulous scammed screws you. Keith would have been a shining knight Keith would have got 5 seconds of my time, then cut off, going to get my landline taking out, total waste o time and monthly rental. Going to bluff virgin media with waiver the line rental or i give notice on my package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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