Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Personalised Car Registration Plates. Pretentious *****. I have my tin hat on because I just know posters on here who I like will have them on their cars. You're right. Although I saw a silver car in dalkeith, on Saturday morning. It had HI88 YRS. Pretty sure that reads as hibby arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 My seethe with personalised plates isn't the plates themselves (I have one, but haven't transferred it to the car), but it's the people that get them with daft fonts or printed all spaced out so it emphasises the words more. Not only does it confirm your status as a complete prick, it is illegal and these smug arseholes should be pulled over, fined and made to change them back to normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Glad you got that Jonno. I can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 (edited) I can understand someone with a name like John Thomas Smith paying big bucks at auction for JTS 1, but the one who buys JTS 2 is branding himself a second rater - the guy who cannot afford to be number one. Edited May 1, 2017 by King Of The Cat Cafe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Glad you got that Jonno. I can't. 22 games undefeated against Hibs...22NRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 22 games undefeated against Hibs...22NRO Duh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Feck off you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Anyone with a personalised registration plate should get their willy chopped off. The one that dangles from just above their eyes. Of all the crap to spend your cash on, why the hell would you change the letters on your registration plate? It's the ultimate symbol of being an arsehole. It's the ones that change the font that really boil my piss. They're so much more special then everyone else that their number plate has got to look different. Aside from the whole arseholishness of personal plates, the numbers themselves are apparently a decent investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter McGavin Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 Agree with the personalised licence plate seethe. Utterly ridiculous behaviour deserving of a sare puss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartleys_Jam_Tart Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 HMRC *******s. I need to find out my unique tax reference number, my bad for not having it, but nevertheless I'd expect if I called I'd be able to get it. So, phoned this morning, gave all my personal details - name, NI number, date of birth, address - apparently 3 out of the 4 are incorrect so as a result they can't give me it. To say I am seething is an understatement. I'm going to leave it for today, and then call again tomorrow. Rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 HMRC *******s. I need to find out my unique tax reference number, my bad for not having it, but nevertheless I'd expect if I called I'd be able to get it. So, phoned this morning, gave all my personal details - name, NI number, date of birth, address - apparently 3 out of the 4 are incorrect so as a result they can't give me it. To say I am seething is an understatement. I'm going to leave it for today, and then call again tomorrow. Rage. That's madness! Surely the only one you could have got 'wrong' was your NI number? These folk are total jobsworthies. Good luck tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 HMRC *******s. I need to find out my unique tax reference number, my bad for not having it, but nevertheless I'd expect if I called I'd be able to get it. So, phoned this morning, gave all my personal details - name, NI number, date of birth, address - apparently 3 out of the 4 are incorrect so as a result they can't give me it. To say I am seething is an understatement. I'm going to leave it for today, and then call again tomorrow. Rage. I had an issue a couple of years ago when they called me as I'd had a small underpayment in tax that I had to pay back. I'd heard about a scam that was going on with this sort of thing, so when asked to confirm who I was I gave the wrong address,the wrong post code and the wrong DOB. They accepted all of these so of course I hung up. Incredibly I found out a week or two later that the call was genuine and made the repayment. The guy I spoke to was amazed at what had happened a couple of weeks earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I was given a bizarre tax code for this year and told it was as I was paying of a large debt to them. So I phoned to find out and apparently it was Class 2 national insurance as I was self employed. I politely pointed out that I hadn't been self employed since 1993 and had given up my (as it was then) schedule D number. Many apologies given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Will it be TW4T ? You selling your old one like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Chavy *******s with vapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 (edited) I want JA 51 MBO... But they don't do J Edited May 3, 2017 by King Of The Cat Cafe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Adverts that use a song from the FIFA soundtrack. **** off and stop jumping on the bandwagon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I want JA 51 MBO... But they don't do J Think I've posted this on here before, but maybe not. If you fancy a private plate that you think is a good one and also might be worth some money, don't type it into these websites where you can see what it looks like as a registration plate. I had been thinking about one that was available for ages, but had been trying to talk the wife in to getting it. I decided one night to put my foot down and that I was getting it. I went on to show her how much it was and then onto one of these sites and showed her what it looks like. After she agreed to it, I went back on to buy it and it was gone. I'm convinced that this website has something or someone checking these plates that we're checking out and buying them if they think they can make money out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Folk that take their small kids with them to the pub for lunch. No problem if they keep them at the table with them but some let them run about daft getting in folks way and waiters and folk coming from the bar with food and drink having to avoid them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just drove into Edinburgh for the first time since the 20 mph was introduced. How is it even possible to do 20? Also drove down London Rd but couldn't see 20 signs, is it still 30 mph? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Just drove into Edinburgh for the first time since the 20 mph was introduced. How is it even possible to do 20? Also drove down London Rd but couldn't see 20 signs, is it still 30 mph?London road is now a 50 limit, put your foot down and have some fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 London road is now a 50 limit, put your foot down and have some fun. From town to meadowbank? Didn't see signs so assume that bit must be 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Picking up the conditioner first instead of the shampoo when I jump in the shower...every f****** time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Picking up the conditioner first instead of the shampoo when I jump in the shower...every ******* time! The Mrs get's this tressemme stuff where you condition first and then shampoo. Sound like exactly what you need! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 The Mrs get's this tressemme stuff where you condition first and then shampoo. Sound like exactly what you need! Hair tips on JKB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Hair tips on JKB Whilst I've still got it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Whilst I've still got it! Aaahhh! Like that is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 The Mrs get's this tressemme stuff where you condition first and then shampoo. Sound like exactly what you need! hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 hehe Superdrug here we come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Make-up tips anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Make-up tips anyone? Less is more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Less is more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Blokes that pluck their eyebrows look like a shower of wanks. Now, define "pluck" I howk out a few big curly grey feckers, they curl round and I can see them!! So it's oot with them, but I'd never dream of shaping my eye brows like some welts you see walking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Blokes that pluck their eyebrows look like a shower of wanks. Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Aye. I will let you off, Dawn. Also geezers that shave their oxo cubes to make their knob look bigger are inadequate arseholes. Cough cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Aye. I will let you off, Dawn. Also geezers that shave their oxo cubes to make their knob look bigger are inadequate arseholes. So you'd rather look like a chipolata poking through a clump of steel wool? No thanks mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 So you'd rather look like a chipolata poking through a clump of steel wool? No thanks mate FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 That's the wee felly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Ok At first glance I thought it was a young Simon Weston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 At first glance I thought it was a young Simon Weston. Cruel but factual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 I have a friend staying for the weekend. In the night he was sick all over the bedroom floor. Instead of waking me up to help clean it he left it overnight and only told me at 11am. No amount of vanish is removing it and our carpet cleaner is broken. I know he didn't mean to do it but I'm still raging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 I have a friend staying for the weekend. In the night he was sick all over the bedroom floor. Instead of waking me up to help clean it he left it overnight and only told me at 11am. No amount of vanish is removing it and our carpet cleaner is broken. I know he didn't mean to do it but I'm still raging. 'Friend' you said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 'Friend' you said? Just a friend. Maybe not for much longer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I'm sure the postie is stealing my mail. Had absolutely bugger all for weeks, even though I've been expecting stuff. *******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I'm sure the postie is stealing my mail. Had absolutely bugger all for weeks, even though I've been expecting stuff. *******. Maybe ur postie is one of the other reserves for sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) Maybe ur postie is one of the other reserves for sunday?Rival in the Reserves probably Edited May 10, 2017 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Was sick all over the carpet. It was in the middle of the night so left it however got up to go to the toilet and stood in it [emoji853] I was staying at a mates hoose however he was pretty understanding. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Was sick all over the carpet. It was in the middle of the night so left it however got up to go to the toilet and stood in it [emoji853] I was staying at a mates hoose however he was pretty understanding. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro That reminds me of when my dad was looking after my aunties dog years ago. He got up in the middie of the night and stood in a fresh shite with his bare foot, treading it into the carpet at the same time, which of course he had to clean up. He told me he's still haunted by the feeling of warm dog shite oozing up between his toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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