luckyBatistuta Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Bummer!How the hell did you know what he did after his dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 How the hell did you know what he did after his dinner? h?bergement gratuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 How the hell did you know what he did after his dinner? She had a headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 She had a headache That old chestnut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 It's "toe the line". TOE. That's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 That old chestnut? Nah the missus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Son just told me gers won 6-0, seeth is now beyond any seeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 It's "toe the line". TOE. That's all. I've just seen "inferring" used incorrectly in the Terrace AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I've just seen "inferring" used incorrectly in the Terrace AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Damp Squid Tongue And Cheek Hanging On Tender Hooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Damp Squid Tongue And Cheek Hanging On Tender Hooks I can rest assured you. Not pacifically. I'll put that in a letter in writing to you. Yes, no. Hung by his own plutard. Glam is Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Your mobile network device deciding it doesn't want to play anymore and your Polish in laws don't have wifi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Damp Squid Tongue And Cheek Hanging On Tender Hooks No holes barred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 No holes barred. Don't mind that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Don't mind that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 The mother-in-law's cooking. Ffs, if the chicken was any drier it would be her *****. But we can't risk eating undercooked chicken now can we! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 The mother-in-law's cooking. Ffs, if the chicken was any drier it would be her *****. But we can't risk eating undercooked chicken now can we! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I can rest assured you. Not pacifically. I'll put that in a letter in writing to you. Yes, no. Hung by his own plutard. Glam is Castle. Any excuse for this again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I love eggs however over the last 4 weeks I've started feeling sick after eating them to the point that I'm going to have to cut them out completely Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Damp Squid Tongue And Cheek Hanging On Tender Hooks To all intensive purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 On route and on masse seem to be getting used more and more by that annoying type who are trying to show how cultured they are whilst displaying spectacular ignorance at the same time. Oh and folk who don't understand what an unbeaten run in football is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Stormzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Stormzy. Grime? What's the diffirence between Grime and Rap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Grime? What's the diffirence between Grime and Rap? According to the info online. "With grime gaining momentum in America, many are calling it an offshoot of rap, but it has roots of its own. Grime isn't hip-hop. ... Grime developed from a multitude of styles; primarily reggae, bashment, dancehall, garage, and drum and bass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 According to the info online. "With grime gaining momentum in America, many are calling it an offshoot of rap, but it has roots of its own. Grime isn't hip-hop. ... Grime developed from a multitude of styles; primarily reggae, bashment, dancehall, garage, and drum and bass." Cheers......I'm still none the wiser!!! It's talky though, isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Grime? What's the diffirence between Grime and Rap? Grim is absolute shite. Rap is absolute shite. Hope this helps . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Driving along the Queensferry road in the inside lane with cars in front alongside and behind, everybody pretty much doing around 40mph and the muppet in the Scott Pollock artic lorry in front of us, decides he's going to do a u turn, yes a u turn He done this around where the Tony Macaroni is. He blocked off the entire width of the road...4 lanes!!! Every car had to slam on the brakes. One of the worst, idiotic manoeuvres that I've ever witnessed on the road in my 32yrs of driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Driving along the Queensferry road in the inside lane with cars in front alongside and behind, everybody pretty much doing around 40mph and the muppet in the Scott Pollock artic lorry in front of us, decides he's going to do a u turn, yes a u turn He done this around where the Tony Macaroni is. He blocked off the entire width of the road...4 lanes!!! Every car had to slam on the brakes. One of the worst, idiotic manoeuvres that I've ever witnessed on the road in my 32yrs of driving. It's his right to do that though. As he's a lorry driver, he owns the road. Obviously in an equal share with taxi drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 It's his right to do that though. As he's a lorry driver, he owns the road. Obviously in an equal share with taxi drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 It's his right to do that though. As he's a lorry driver, he owns the road. Obviously in an equal share with taxi drivers. Sorry, couldn't resist that wee dig. Must admit when lorry drivers do manoeuvres like that it really rips my knitting, selfish, ignorant feckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Sorry, couldn't resist that wee dig. Must admit when lorry drivers do manoeuvres like that it really rips my knitting, selfish, ignorant feckers. And then there are the lorry drivers who see another lorry travelling at 54mph in the inside lane of a dual carriageway and set out to overtake at 55mph...Five miles later they are still overtaking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 And then there are the lorry drivers who see another lorry travelling at 54mph in the inside lane of a dual carriageway and set out to overtake at 55mph...Five miles later they are still overtaking it. Assuming the trucks are about 10 metres long it would actually take somewhere around 90 seconds, possibly slightly less, for the manoeuvre to be safely carried out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 People hanging their plastic dog bags full of shite on bushes. They should be made to eat it if caught. Feckin clarts. I think the idea is to go and collect after the walk. Saves carrying it about. I agree hanging it on bushes is bogging. Take it home and put it in the wheelie bin if their are no doggy bins about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 People excessively grunting (read: screaming) in the gym. We get it, you're lifting heavy, but let's be honest, we're all doing roughly the same thing and no-one else is screeching like a chimpanzee in heat. It's purely a cry for "Look-at-me" and nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 People excessively grunting (read: screaming) in the gym. We get it, you're lifting heavy, but let's be honest, we're all doing roughly the same thing and no-one else is screeching like a chimpanzee in heat. It's purely a cry for "Look-at-me" and nothing else. And then they just drop the weights onto the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 And then they just slam the weights onto the floor in a show of pure masculinity. Ftfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Driving along the Queensferry road in the inside lane with cars in front alongside and behind, everybody pretty much doing around 40mph and the muppet in the Scott Pollock artic lorry in front of us, decides he's going to do a u turn, yes a u turn He done this around where the Tony Macaroni is. He blocked off the entire width of the road...4 lanes!!! Every car had to slam on the brakes. One of the worst, idiotic manoeuvres that I've ever witnessed on the road in my 32yrs of driving. I've just seen a lorry do the same thing on Slateford Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I've just seen a lorry do the same thing on Slateford Road. Which I watched while waiting for a 4/44 into town - only to find out much later that they're not running along that stretch of Slateford Road because of the roadworks at Springwell ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyp Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 (edited) To all intensive purposes.Do people actually do that!?! W@n*+rs. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited March 8, 2017 by alyp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyp Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 People hanging their plastic dog bags full of shite on bushes. They should be made to eat it if caught. Feckin clarts. Again. Do people do that? W@nk3rs. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Do people actually do that!?! W@n*+rs. Could someone let me know if people actually do that? I'm on tender hooks waiting for an answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Could someone let me know if people actually do that? I'm literally on tender hooks waiting for an answer. FTFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Sorry, couldn't resist that wee dig. Must admit when lorry drivers do manoeuvres like that it really rips my knitting, selfish, ignorant feckers. No need to apologise bud, it's just a bit fun it was one of the craziest manoeuvres I've ever witnessed though and I've seen plenty crazy ones from taxi drivers I've just seen a lorry do the same thing on Slateford Road.It's mental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 People hanging their plastic dog bags full of shite on bushes. They should be made to eat it if caught. Feckin clarts. Loads up in clerry hill, take the shit home, but thats folk, some are dragged up.ragin Also the campers leaving their tent up there, who on earth camps on clerry hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 The utter spangles who unclip their seat belt as soon as the plane hits the runway. They don't even realise that everyone else thinks they're a dick. Where do they think they are going, as you say...spangles the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Assuming the trucks are about 10 metres long it would actually take somewhere around 90 seconds, possibly slightly less, for the manoeuvre to be safely carried out. Articulated lorries can be up to 16.5m long, legally. Besides which: Hyperbole: "exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Got up this morning to find the honey in the squeezy bottle had crystallised. Life can be so cruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 The utter spangles who unclip their seat belt as soon as the plane hits the runway. They don't even realise that everyone else thinks they're a dick. That will be the ones who lead the applause for the pilot getting them all home alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Are the 'roidys picking on you, again? No danger mate, there aren't any up here - the only stuff in needles in Dundee is heroin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Got up this morning to find the honey in the squeezy bottle had crystallised. Life can be so cruel. Stick the bottle in hot water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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