I P Knightley Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Maybe they lost their orange pen. Filthy animals, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Talk Talk. Absolutely ****ing useless. Takes ages to get through to them, if at all, and then you're asked to repeat the same tests that you carried out last time even though they didn't result in resolving the problem then. Still nowehere near as bad as BT (then again I don't think any company is) but they are just complete and utter shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiepolio Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Ive decided I dislike the tram drivers /Operators as much as I dislike the trams themselves , Horrible people who need a good flogging . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Ive decided I dislike the tram drivers /Operators as much as I dislike the trams themselves , Horrible people who need a good flogging . What's the beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 What's the beef? Possibly the unnecessary beeping of the horn when someone crosses the road 30 metres in front of a slow moving tram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Parents who let their young children rin wild in supermarkets. Getting in the way. People like that should be sterilised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Parents who let their young children rin wild in supermarkets. Getting in the way. People like that should be sterilised. you'd bloody hate Holland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Lack of parent and child parking at supermarkets. Then the arseholes that park their Porsche Cayman in a space. Clearly doesn't have a 7 month old in a car seat they need space to take out the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Folk who walk slow in the street. Move out the ****ing way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Folk who walk slow in the street. Move out the ******* way. This is a big beef of ours. Walking with their hands laced behind their feckin backs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 A 3 year old girl hit my hand with a dinosaur and now i can barely even use my thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 A 3 year old girl hit my hand with a dinosaur and now i can barely even use my thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 A 3 year old girl hit my hand with a dinosaur and now i can barely even use my thumb. What....a real one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Taking 4 hours to drive from Edinburgh to East Kilbride today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 What....a real one? Ffs I've live in Maidenhead, no Argentina. I'd have fed my boy to it if it was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Folk who walk slow in the street. Move out the ******* way. Idiots who get off the bus and then stop dead as soon as they reach the pavement. Despite loads of other people being behind them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Idiots who get off the bus and then stop dead as soon as they reach the pavement. Despite loads of other people being behind them. That's exactly what I was going to say and then I get angry with myself, as I'm utterly British, and I apologise when I walk into them, even though it's not my fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Idiots who get off the bus and then stop dead as soon as they reach the pavement. Despite loads of other people being behind them. Annoying, but an order of magnitude more annoying is people who get off an escalator and just.... Stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Or idiots at bus stops who crowd around the bus door as soon as it opens, so that people wanting to get off the bus can't. Or folk who are standing at the front of the queue or on the edge of the pavement who don't take a step backwards when a bus they don't want arrives, and people who DO want to get on that bus have to run around/barge past them before the driver shuts the doors and pulls away. Or people who have been waiting for a bus for 15 minutes and only start looking out their change/bus pass when they step foot on the fecking bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 (edited) Ffs I've live in Maidenhead, no Argentina. I'd have fed my boy to it if it was real. How long have you been in Maidenhead chief? I was there off and on for nine years, until January 2016. Saw plenty of dinosaurs, but they tended to be the sort that drive Honda Jazzes and get confused by the Thicket Roundabout... Edited March 25, 2017 by A Boy Named Crow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) How long have you been in Maidenhead chief? I was there off and on for nine years, until January 2016. Saw plenty of dinosaurs, but they tended to be the sort that drive Honda Jazzes and get confused by the Thicket Roundabout... Moved here January 2015 bud. Was at my first Maidenhead utd match last week. Terracing, beer during the match and changing ends at half time. They know the deal! Edited March 26, 2017 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I've yet again just read someone use "infer" when they mean "imply". Makes me far angrier than it really should! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Moved here January 2015 bud. Was at my first Maidenhead utd match last week. Terracing, beer during the match and changing ends at half time. They know the deal! Aye, York Road was like going back in time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I've yet again just read someone use "infer" when they mean "imply". Makes me far angrier than it really should! Sort of does that to me also. Why do Scottish people say 'why' instead of 'how'? Or, 'how' instead of 'why'? Poles apart they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Or idiots at bus stops who crowd around the bus door as soon as it opens, so that people wanting to get off the bus can't. Or folk who are standing at the front of the queue or on the edge of the pavement who don't take a step backwards when a bus they don't want arrives, and people who DO want to get on that bus have to run around/barge past them before the driver shuts the doors and pulls away. Or people who have been waiting for a bus for 15 minutes and only start looking out their change/bus pass when they step foot on the fecking bus. This. So completely this. People used to know how to queue for a bus in Edinburgh. Those wee unwritten rules that used to just work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 This. So completely this. People used to know how to queue for a bus in Edinburgh. Those wee unwritten rules that used to just work. People in Edinburgh used to have manners. Bar staff used to say 'what can I get you folks'? Bar staff now say 'Hi guys, how ya doin?, what are youse efter'? Bar staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Lack of parent and child parking at supermarkets. Then the arseholes that park their Porsche Cayman in a space. Clearly doesn't have a 7 month old in a car seat they need space to take out the car. Lack of? Half the effin' car park is parent and child these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 People who use the word holibobs. **** off. **** off! **** OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 People in Edinburgh used to have manners. Bar staff used to say 'what can I get you folks'? Bar staff now say 'Hi guys, how ya doin?, what are youse efter'? Bar staff Stoap drinking in the pubic triangle and go somewhere decent then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 People who spit on my garage forecourt, seething. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elshin Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 People who use the word holibobs. **** off. **** off! **** OFF! Il just **** off then... right onto my holibobs [emoji41] People talk of the buses on here giving them the seeth, times it by 10x for a train. One of the most horrible experiences to go through but gets me home in 20minutes so it's better than the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Stoap drinking in the pubic triangle and go somewhere decent then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 People who use the word holibobs. **** off. **** off! **** OFF! holibobs, wtf is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 holibobs, wtf is that? You may know it as hodilays... Or, in my ex office - you'll like this, not a lot... Jolly hollies. Office talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Folk that lay their elbows on supermarket trollies to push them round the store. Stand up or get out the feckin road ya radge.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) You may know it as hodilays... Or, in my ex office - you'll like this, not a lot... Jolly hollies. Office talk I've never in my life heard anyone use the term holibobs, very strange. You are correct again though bud, I do indeed know it as hodilays. Edited March 27, 2017 by luckyBatistuta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Folk that lay their elbows on supermarket trollies to push them round the store. Stand up or get out the feckin road ya radge.. Guilty. Hope I get in your way one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Guilty. Hope I get in your way one day You'll get a trolley up yer erse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You'll get a trolley up yer erse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You'll get a trolley up yer erse. Does he get to keep your pound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Does he get to keep your pound? Think it's only fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Aye right back at you. Slouching over ASDA trollies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) Does he get to keep your pound?It'll be that far up he'll no' even see the feckin pound. That's how angry I would be Edited March 27, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Think it's only fair! I. U. Wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Think it's only fair! So it's true then, I'd heard the rumours, but didn't want to believe it. Ian likes to be trollied up the erse for a quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 So it's true then, I'd heard the rumours, but didn't want to believe it. Ian likes to be trollied up the erse for a quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 So it's true then, I'd heard the rumours, but didn't want to believe it. Ian likes to be trollied up the erse for a quid. My secret shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 My secret shame Secret shame no longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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